Mario and Peach are just good friends.
Mario and Peach are just good friends
Millennials who grew up playing this are obsessed with cuckoldry. Explains a lot.
Nice guys finish last. Nintendo's player base doesn't get any pussy either, just like their mascot.
Of course they are, she can't be satisfied by the tmp, she needs the BB(owser)C
She won
Peach is Bowser's wife, so of course everyone knows this
peach will get married to some foreign royal to secure good relationships between the kingdoms while secretly being rawdogged by her commoner "friend"
Kino
zoomies when they see a healthy heterosexual relationship between two white people
Peach is way out of Marios league, she's literally royalty, why would she date a plumber?
I guess her canon fiance is coming back?
CHADru...I kneel.
It's more or less "canon" that Peach is more of a symbol, figurehead, idol than an actual ruler. The kingdom doesn't need her to function, but the citizens idolize her
No shit, Mario has Pauline and Goombella.
If Mario hasn't been knighted by the mushroom kingdom for all of his noble deeds, then they are retarded, and deserve all the bad things that happen to them and worse.
Mario is a superstar that could smash literally any non-villain female in his universe at will.
If you want an anti-Abe sentiment against reproduction for the Japanese race, this series is it. Sad how there’s almost no Japanese protagonists with families anymore
Matsumaya (sp?) had a interview with Shiggy way back when and both hinted that they are in a relationship after Mario ditched Pauline (calling him a ladies man). Seems that sentiment has changed to be sanitized as fuck
For some plumber peasant Mario is pretty noble, but the princess shouldn’t associate too much with him. They need to drop the friends stuff and leave it at that.
If I was a princess I wouldn't go public about wanting to fuck some plumber either
tease a wedding theme in Odyssey
have it go fucking nowhere
I get that Mario is best as a static character, but what was the point of that? Seems awkward as hell now in hindsight.
What does this say about Luigi and daisy?
Mario needs to marry a nice Italian girl
They really should have left those lines out
There was zero reason to add them and it even contradicts Mario Odyssey
Modern marriages mindbroke zoomies so hard they can't imagine a healthy, normal family could possibly exist
The West status: fallen
two times taller than Mario
I'm so fucking bitter holy shit
Bowser has been cucked...
Anon Babble when the children's media franchise avoids doing anything that would put unnecessary weight on flexible character dynamics
Are you all ready for the Mareacher seethe?
localization
When translated, the relationships between Mario and Peach are left ambiguous.
bowser's still forever alone either way
but Mario beats bower's ass all the time calling him gay, he isn't very nice
Friends with benefits. Also
is always working to create a world where everyone can live together happily
I have never once seen proof of this.
Its typical bullshit to pretend that Peach is not useless. Similar nonsense to when Miyamoto said Peach doesn't see herself as rescued by Mario.
Wait, was she going to actually do it before getting interrupted?
I honestly can't wait. Fuck Mareachers.
She caused the trick in the first place.
no, she giggled cause she knew the plan. she pretended to kiss him, but stepped out of the way to let Birdo do it
bowserbros...
Nothing has changed, you yourself said it was merely hinted. It was miyamoto joking around with a silly answer about a silly question.
Anyway, Mario and Peach have literally never been anything more than friends in any game. Nothing has changed don't worry
And nothing will ever change until profits/popularity start to decline to critical levels and they need to get into the news cycle or something
I actually do wonder why Nintendo is so scared of committing. Like what, is some mom gonna screech if Zelda and Link kiss on screen? Come the fuck on.
Ahah, it's funny because Birds is a tranny
No, but shippers will
Peach x Bowser, but I am bowser.
Nintendo needs to have Mario fuck fuck FUCK Peach in a game
the Japanese audience needs to be encourage to fuck fuck FUCK without protection
thing is japan has so much perverted material
that the dudes there are gooning instead of hitting the baby making factories
oh how i wish
Otaku culture is a symptom
It's called platonic romance. How ironic you called it cuckoldry. Obsessed much?
Dayum Peach hips are FAT in this game
I don't believe she is Mario's daughter cause that's such a silly theory but I do wish Pauline and Mario were a thing again especially after Odyssey.