Why haven't bronze age fantasy games taken off?

Let me guess, you're also a homosexual.

because you're supporting artist genocide

Good. Get a real fucking job.

because you're supporting artist genocide

oh, I love a good charity to support.

Fr fr ong it skibidis my toilets unc

my brain completely refuses to acknowledge it.

yeah, it's like "looking at nothing" kind of thing

how do those nipple covers stay on though?

i have to be in full goon mode to look at it. even then the weirdness gets to me far before i splooge

SAAR

AC Origins and Odyssey

AI sloppa looks like THAT?

I dunno bro it just looks weird.

Think of the kind of guy that faps 24/7 to the point he fried his brain and has literally run out of things to masturbate to, that's the type of guy this shit appeals to, it's just for one quick fap

it activates a part of the brain that's designed to recognize 'retarded' art
it's hard to describe but it's a consistent feeling i get with ai generated shit

Glue, magic or piercings?

It always looks either too sweaty or plastic

no that's AI

looks more like Linda Carter as Deja Thoris to me. And I guess that's sci-fi, Sci-fi/adventure.

censored Minoan dresses

Enough of this travesty, i demand historically accurate Minoan titties

Iron Age/Antiquity

ok where's the nude version

Why does she have gills on her hips?

I'm a fag that likes to admire even the small details when I fap, AI fucks up the small details consistently so I don't get the appeal.

I think OP looks hot af

Of course she does

play kraut games

nipple piercing that connects to 'bra'

does a bear shit in the woods?

wtf how did she do it?

Is this free?

Indians do.
AI porn slop is the same as those shitty old "nude filters" you could find everywhere before AI sloppers.
I never found photoshopping the faces of celebrities onto porn star bodies hot, but apparently a lot of teenagers and jeets did so it makes sense that this slop is so popular.
The "real" thing is infinitely more valuable than any kind of slop for me.

She swallowed black sperm

Only way for me to get the kind of stuff I like without booking a permanent residence in ADX Florence.

so basically bimbo uncanny valley effect

found the murrican

Isn't this the Frank Frazzeta thread?

i think of this comic a lot these days

There are kids whose first fap will be AI generated inflation porn involving an e-celeb

This and chatgpt will create an interesting generation that's for sure

AI trained on bimbo artists is kino.

This is me generating impossibly thick and bouncy women.

This comic eloquently illustrates why off mode artists should be taken out and shot

It is if you have a monster PC that can run this stuff locally.

I have intercourse with of course

The weird eyes creep me out

My nigga.

more please

Make ai slop of lois einhorn please

Nigga fucking prompt, you can't be that lazy

I'm just going to enjoy the ride until the wheels fall off.

Cheers

I'm not but my prompts suck fat anuses I wanted to see what you more creative types could do

Neither of those is bronze age. You retarded or something?

ai "artists"

creative types

good one

All the free AIs refuse to do porn though

how to sex bros

Too retarded and lazy too type

Holy shit, maybe those boomers were right all along

Not locally genning your own stuff

Mods delete all the good AI vids even when they're sfw. No idea why. So all that's left up is this weird shit.

I catch a 3 day ban for posting a complete sfw chun Lee or whatever. But the alien shit stays up. Fuck you cunts.

same here bro, I see it and I can immediately tell it's soulless slop that was made from a machine incapable of lust. These clowns that can find this attractive are lesser beings.

i dont give a shit about artists?

Now I can paint with all the colors of the wind!

video.. games..?

Brb, generating a video of tron with gigantic breasts

I have a very hard time wanking to it. I consciously acknowledge that some of it looks "good" but instinctively or subconsciously my brain clearly feels something is very off.

Of course the top 0.1% of AI is different.

it reminds me of my dreams so yeah I like it, but not really as porn more in that it is interesting to look at. The "style" of it is getting old real quick though.

Damn, Linda Carter was hot back in her day.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=s1zXTOUGWl0

What is the best video AIs?

so um... who's this one built for?

The realistic stuff is hot if it's well made and hits my preferences. Generic anime AI porn #47472827438822 is not.

The ones that try to imitate real people are pure uncanny valley.

Most of it is noticeably too bad for me to find erotic, especially if they have that glossy sheen to it that's really noticeable.

A big bad booty daddy genetric freak! HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!

glossy sheen to it that's really noticeable.

Fucking thank you, i swear people don't mention this even when 99% of AI art has it, it's so obvious

Ai sloppa looks like fucking shit

ai art is just shadman

my god it makes so much sense now

I honestly only use it for characters that have zero porn or ones that people don't even know they exist at all, I train my own loras but I'm not a retard that floods the internet with my gens, I know they have no value and it's literal throwaway porn

no, it sucks and this would be a much better thread without it

ok this is a good use of AI actually
the one in the op is still bad

AI Futanari porn is the only AI porn worth watching. Some of it is fantastic.

yeah exotic stuff like this is neat.

well there goes the thread

ME!

We demand to free the titties, even if pixel blurred.
Not all Swords and Sorcery is Bronze Age fantasy. Some of it is pretty high-tech stuff (Dying Earth) with post-apoc feel and weird science fantasy stuff. Dungeons and Dragons (Circa Basic/Expert up to AD&D 1e from blackmoor, mystara and greyhawk are Swords and Sorcery.)

oh yeah this was supposed to be a bronze age thread.

That's probably more of the fault of the model that the AI is using. They're usually trained on a certain set of images but it's easily fixable by incorporating different specific styles. Unfortunately that's where even more ethical issues arise because they're always someone's style. Though I've had fun combining art styles to see what an amalgamation of them would look like. And in a way, maybe it becomes a whole new style altogether? Pic unrelated.

It really is though kek. Over-rendered skin, weird muscle definition, hyper-stylized proportions, all with that same sweaty filter slapped on. It’s like shadman’s ghost is haunting every AI gen prompt.

I'll meet you guys halfway

The trouble with AI is that my brain instantly starts charting out all of the details of how it's made by default

Linda Carter/Wonder Woman

combined with some Conan shit

never been nude so it tries to approximate her breasts and just adds random big naturals which don't quite fit

some "thicc" modifier so she's a little juicier in general

But for all of that recognition, my brain also can't ignore the fact that something is not quite right about it. It's a little off, just looks fake in a way that is difficult to explain, and so it does nothing for me sexually.

It's like my mind deconstructs the sexuality of it.

Looking at her hips and it seems like the AI just thinks it's somebody wearing a latex suit. Get that fake ass shit outta here nigger.

uncanny valley effect

Its all i watch

Videogames?

Mycenaean armor is so fucking cool

Artists were among the same people telling manual laborers to learn to code a few years ago. Get fucked

So how long unti someone makes an AI video with a politician declaring war to a third world country or saying some fucked up shit?

Already happened

This is claimed a lot, but I've never seen evidenced accompanied with it.

That's a very female way of thinking

All men hit women

All cops are racist

All priests are pedos

This
Honestly I think this shit is fucking hilarious.

Salsa?

Found the artists. Eat shit you didn't give a fuck about others losing jobs but now your bread and butters at steak you want everyone to care

armor in general is cool
sucks that today anything more than a plate carrier and some fucking knee pads is unviable, anti-kino

1. Cuirass

2. Fauld

3. Cuisse

4. Poleyn

5. Greaves

6. Sabaton

7. Spaulders

8. Vambrace

9. Gauntlets

10. Helm

11. Badge (helmet)

12. Forehead plate

13. Lame

14. Neck guard

15. Crest (here: water buffalo horns)

16. Crest (here: sun disk)

17. Faceplate

18. Badge (shoulder)

19. Bevor

Posting in a derailed thread

I don't know how to draw, why are you making headcanon of me?

Chimps out when asked to cite his claim

Is bronze age fantasy good for you?

kek there's even a wikipedia on it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learn_to_Code
This shit was touted by libshits heavily from 2016-2020. Yes they are mouthpieces of corporations

What really sucks is that armor in media is never depicted properly

it's a sword thrusts through plate armor cleanly like butter episode

What AI?

Girls kissing girls!

learn to code

I have been loving watching them eat their words with that one.

the LADS

There's not a single artist cited tho

ctrl-f artist

zero results

Not as good as coffee

What? You never heard of Asa Hutchinson?

You fucking moron, all the people mentioned in the article are either politicians or journalists, you seriously created your own headcanon about a wikipedia page you didn't even read?

Uh... boner?

Only white post in this thread

creatures who have fried their brains gooning. congrats you're more human than the freaks in AI Anon Babble threads.

There is no realistic alternative and that's the reason we are drawn into this hobby instead.

Path of exile 2 does actually have an NPC with a similar outfit to this though

Boner?

Rock hard

Booty shakes so majestic the people around her get their atoms rearranged

Kino!

It's not the 1980's anymore. Barbarian stuff like Conan and Xena fell off in the late 90s.

why delete the alien slut?

same, the AI ruins it, I feel like low iq coomers obsess over it and its no surprise a lot of it is ntr/trans/interracial shit that spam galleries with that crap that no one asked for

Jannies are retarded

You are all retarded. It is without doubt that artists heavily lean liberal and are part of the libshit mind virus and were spouting this meme back then.

You could just play Conan Exiles.

No one cares about your headcanon nigger

That's cool and all, but are you going to post a source that isn't your ass anytime soon?

"Only artists said this! Here's the proof!"

source has no mention whatsoever of artists and only mentions journalists, business men, and politicians (republican btw)

"Well i didn't need a source because everyone else wants to kill me!"

Tried. Don't like the crafting aspect and the combat leaves a lot to be desired.

survival

mmo

no, I do not think so

centaurs

Have you played the one with Ron Pearlman in the 360?

Titan Quest

fellatrix can explode.

store.steampowered.com/app/402880/Age_of_Barbarian_Extended_Cut/

Because the Bronze Age is relatively niche, both in public awareness and in the genre of 'fantasy' itself.

There are also precious few fantasy novels in a Bronze or even early Iron Age setting. Check the top fantasy novels on Goodreads, for example. Generally the Ancient World is well, ancient. When it's encountered it's the relics of the past.

If you want to write a plot for a high fantasy novel or game, there is an existing cloud of terms, concepts, stock characters, and institutions you can pull from. A language you can speak that a reader of the genre will immediately understand. That design language makes it much easier to write a game. You don't have to introduce the character and figure out how to show the player what kind of guy he is, you can just put him in gleaming armour on a horse and we understand. You can riff off that without setting a lot of groundwork. All the other media the player has consumed does that for you.

Three dudes on a chariot needs context within the story, because the player doesn't know that they probably represent a hereditary warrior caste unless they're read up on their ancient history. Any mannerisms they display must either be universal, anachronistic, or explained to the player. You have to do so much legwork, world building, and exposition, and that's all time not working on a compelling story, all areas where you have to make the player understand what's going on without boring them. That's a lot of work for a setting there is no demand for. Why not just do contemporary or medieval or Victorian, settings which people know and like and will be interested in, instead? If the writing is good enough to draw people into a completely unfamiliar world, you could make a more popular game with less effort using a more normal one.

Even the most autistic setting in games(The Elder Scrolls) relies heavily on common fantasy tropes and historical analogues from the late Roman through medieval periods of Europe.

mod got an erection

Anyone got any good online ai image generators?

letmegooglethat.com/?q=how do i use google

bronze age fantasy

it's always Mediterranean setting with Pharaohs and Greek Mythology stuff

it's not an MMO

racist site and modding team, aliens not welcome

how do those nipple covers stay on though?

horse hoof glue

novelai is pretty good but costs money

Already happened

when I was ten my grandma had a little 2 foot tall Venus statue in her garden and she caught me multiple times turning it around to stare at its ass

He said bimbo not disgusting butterbeasts

Any ok or good free ones/ones with free credits?

That's obviously The Pit you unsightly savage.

There's Age of Decadence, but it's incredibly tedious and unfun

Really? The crafting aspect is my favorite part of it. The combat is ass but the building is actually really intuitive as far as these types of games go.

I can't rev the engine with AI because I started noticing the flaws but once I'm cranking my hog I'm too horny to care

Only if you work at Tim Hortons or Microsoft.

Implying this thread was every going to be about Bronze Age fantasy

The best you'll get is classic Sword and Sorcery, which is already incredibly horny.

I'm not attracted to depictions, I'm attracted to situations
This is why I can jack off to thoughts and text

Based Follows the Plot King

Is that really who it is based on?

How are the sex mods? I was looking into them because I remember there being some. Is Devious Desires still functional? Can I rape futas?

That isn't bronze age fantasy, that's barsoom.

Do AIsloppers just have no standards?

tfw crushonai

When I discovered that site I fapped legitimately like 20 times in 5 days

Same with me and chub
After 2 days my dick was RAW

You are in a board that pretends to be collectively smarter than reddit and twitter, yet slurps the lastest f2p fad of the month and masturbates games that """niche""" e-celebs shill, you tell me

what ai and prompt did you use to do this?

Of course we do
Anything that gives me an erection is my standard

titan quest, age of mythology

i would say most total war games but thats not fantasy, unless its troy

I have masturbated at least once a day for the last 20 years yet i haven't developed a craving for this, am i safe Anon Babbleros?

Based

i would say most total war games

I'm starting to think nobody in this thread knows what fucking bronze is.

Yeah you're "safe" you're just a lolicon congrats

Gee you think?

(ToT)

to insular Anon Babbleirgins that just means the generic shit frazetta conan art they jerk off to in every thread since they dont actually know anything about the bronze age

crushonai

it doesn't allow loli
why must they all do this

doesn't allow

Not with that attitude

Only the characters anon, they don't control the chat itself.
Just gotta know what model to use.

So you are saying you have no standards?

ai is slop

He draws one of my favorite girls though.

Plenty of things don't get me hard

Chubai

So they can actually get investors (aka real money) interested. Investors hate contentious content.

Yet you still don't have standards as you post AI slop.