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Nintendo

We invented DISCORD!

(but it runs at 5 frames per second)

What the fuck is nintendo thinking with this shit

It does not. That is a patently false, slanderous accusation against nintendo. The screen in focus plays exceptionally well. The extra, unnessary screens have lowered FPS, but still acts as a preview. If you want, you can switch one of them to the main screen and have it play at full FPS.

No, they use will the convenient option provided by Nintendo, instead of setting up a bunch of other machines. Stop making up ridiculous fantasies.

ebin falseflag

bringing back screen looking

For what purpose. Back in the 90's we did everything we could to prevent screen looking. Now its back in 2025? What the fuck?

companies are literally transitioning to discord in place of slack but sure

chatrooms full of easily groomed kids

mixed with with autistic pedo manbabies

oh it wil be used, my naive friend

Nintendo Gamechat!
only $10 a week!
pay to say!

It's more like $10 a year with the other online services but pop off champ

yes, I would like my Nintendo-brand-wireless-netcode that has been notable for over a decade for being absolute dogshit to be raped further by real-time camera streaming to literal fucking whos that I'm playing bing wahoo games with

Who the fuck okayed this?

it's weird isn't it? they banked SO much on this one feature. it really feels like a reply to covid lockdown but years too late.

having to pay to chat to your own friends when you've already paid for the game

is there no end to Nazitendos rape?

trust me bro

I'd rather have something like Twitch streaming support, like other consoles have had since PS4/Xbone.

People will use it until Nintendo does something stupid like ban people for saying no no words to their friends and trying to police behavior.

Why would a gaming device support a terrorism propaganda platform? Be real

Nintendo Pedos will use this to Groom children

The fact that you can talk to people without a phone bill is insane. People are just going to get the switch 2 and completely replace their phones.

wat?

it's free for a year, everyone is going to use it

I assume that this is exclusively between people in your friend list, and not between randoms in any online game? Nintendo probably still has PTSD from the days of DS Pictochat news stories.

I don't see this lasting for more than a year, Nintendo couldn't even handle pedos using Swapnote.

It's a feature

Where do you live that this is still an issue?

Literal built in grooming tool
Thanks nintendo

I would prolly find it the coolest shit ever at age 16 or so.
I know we are all jaded boomers here, but imagine this shit on halo 2 with all the boys online. Seeing some of them being stoned or wasted in the evening, would be the funniest shit ever.

For me, its cool, but I will never use it, but I can see how its a great feature for children and teens.

but muh grooming

You can only chat with people in your friends list and if they're young, you as a parent need to give the greenlight.

T. Dad

but imagine this shit on halo 2 with all the boys online

There are rumblings of the Halo collection coming. The problem would be finding enough people willing to play Halo on a nintendo switch.

The fact that you can talk to people without a phone bill is insane.

you can get a 5 dollar prepaid sim man be real

use gamechat for team games like splatoon

imagine the screeching trannies

i hope they give the developers the option to disable it to free up more resources

Discord founders sound like they regret not selling Discord for 10 billion dollars, and the founder just handed over the CEO position to an Indian who is best known for shilling Candy Crush micro transactions

This is literally already a thing the youth does enjoy, but with Discord.