Imagine you look like jason and you're dating someone who looks like lucia

imagine you look like jason and you're dating someone who looks like lucia

um, well, yeah, if you're 10/10 white gigachad then you'll have a hard time finding a perfect match in looks, character and everything else, what exactly were you trying to prove with this chud
and she is still cute tho

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Lucia deserves better

Can you imagine Lucia licking Jason’s hairy swamp balls and butthole? Hahahaha why would you ever imagine such a thing hahahhoho

Girls like this dip skoal. If you know you know.

He's a poorfag, 10/10 gigastacys aren't going to settle for living in some alligator infested swamp shack in the keys

Based true equality, go back to Stellar Blade chuds

I like her design

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Not a single good looking female in the trailer but people will say it's not woke.

she's cute and you can modify her appearance either way

I heard that he is a cop and is using her, maybe if you spend a lot of time with her he will fall in love with in the process

be jason

10/10 bad boy

multiple option for wymyn

10/10 wymyn

only settles for gigarich gigachad hvm

frigid

high maintenance

mid wymyn

settles for less

will want to keep you forever since you're the attractive one

sexually attracted to you, fucks you often

yeah jason made the right choice here

putting transflag on anything doesnt mean its tranny you dumb tranny

look at that man face, are you blind wokestar fanboy?

be rockstar

never really did “get” gameplay

pajeet code monkies fuck up your billion dollar moviegame opus

uh sisters, how do we salvage this..

The “brown is beautiful” shill campaign has only just begun. It’s going to be a long year.

my favourite thing about VI so far is that we've seen 10+ different pistols, which makes sense if they're going the RDR2 route of storing weapons in your vehicle and only carrying a limited amount on your person(s), you'd have to figure that with that setup a lot more gunfights would just use sidearms, so having way more variety on that front is neat

Mirrors society, you fucking retard. It just shows you that you need to be a 10/10 ripped chad if you want the mystery meat 6/10.

I like how the guns look like real guns, I absolutely hated the off-model crap they had in GTA 5.

she looks like a fucking goblin next to him

Same

hey you again, what are you playing these day?

Will be slutting her up hardcore

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desu Lucia needs to be tough. A ride or die bitch.

his partner in crime should've been a 10/10 princess

you faggots are retarded

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if thats a manface then how come you dont have face like that?

Lucia isn't bad looking and that couple isn't unrealistic
It feels like a lot of people on this website don't interact with real people and get their opinions from gigachad memes

I'm not annoyed that Lucia isn't attractive I'm annoyed that she isn't my type and I can't just find someone else in the game

She looks like she fucks black men

Same with other GTAs, Claude was stuck with fucking Catalina

meh i like the new gun design better, its actually based on real guns instead of cheap knockoff

this should have been lucia

interact with real people

saars this is 4chuds

nu4chan is mostly useless

I wonder how many incels are gonna go after a thicc latina gf after playing this game

I'm pretty sure this is going to be a very good video game.

There better be a burka and hijab as clothing options

white woman

eww

Go back to the desert or something

It depends bro. If the bitch is 6/10 but is a freak on bed, sucks your dick and swallow your cum then that more than makes up for it. Performance matter way more than looks.

are yall such contrarians you'll pretend latinas don't deserve BWC (which they crave)?
and they literally just watched pic related. Vidya will never quit ripping off movies at this rate

perky

Come on, man. She would look so hot in a burkini. Where's my muzzlime representation at?

Have we seen any shotguns yet?

I have foid fatigue.

Actually, it'd be funny if this actually happened. Cause then men would be taking female protagonist's spaces.

Yes

The melties over a male strip club is pretty funny

wow another bullshit thing to seethe about

Lucia looks like a trans black dude in this pic

The heart wants what it wants, you can't decide who you fall for, especially if it's someone you get used to seeing very frequently. We often like the people we see often the most because we get to know them the most

my life is considered null and void because one of these things will never fuck me

We need an asteroid.

You don't know Anon, he might like you.

ugly titless spic bitch

she is still cute tho

Cute doesn't mean anything on this board. It's just a cope word for foids that aren't attractive just like losers who call grotesquely obese women slampigs while larping as le epic architect. You will call literal 3/10s cute.

well she's not conventionally attractive, pretty, beautiful, sexy or gorgeous, but she's cute

You simps would literally die if you ever had to say anything negative about a woman.

inb4 but Lucia is not ugly

Never said she was. Just saying that cute is a meaningless buzzword used by simps to justify their worship of everything that has a hole. Not to mention that the word "cute" inherently sounds wrong when coming out the mouth of a man. It's a feminine word and just because you don't have low test and no balls doesn't mean that you are a woman.

Current beauty standards so Lucia is a 10/10 today, primarily because of her ass. Flat chests are also considered more appealing by modern standards.

what WEG is this?

WEGs won

It's almost as if... as if men have 0 standards and are incredibly desperate.

She looks like a Shrek character. Something about the very sharp features and expression

games have to be realistic, but not when they look like shit even though graphics are supposed to be realistic

Maybe mods will fix it.

what are you talking about?? you sound retarded

and different make up will be enough

Makup won't change her fridge body.

The Tyrant

no argument what so ever

I accept your concession.

can't argue with a blind retard

Eva Mendes fell so much in love with The Goose on that set that she decided to marry him, have 2 kids with him, quit acting and exit the Hollywood spotlight to be a stay-at-home mother that's supportive of him and the kids

I truly wish I was him...

LOTS of girls look like this in the wild, titless, brown, 200 pounds.

Have we seen any shotguns yet?

Duh

AWOOGA BOOBA

will I be able to become a stripper with Lucia? or wear nothing but a bikini during missions? no homo ofc

You will be able to fuck jiggalos as Lucia

I hope it has RDR2's system where you get to customise the appearance and materials for each part of the gun, I have a feeling it will

Imagine

I don't have to, I look like this.

Ike got a switch on his glock

Ten out of ten times will a girl leave a richcuck for a feral chad like Tarzan or Captain Ron. Cope

lucia will be able to walk on a nude beach topless

Why do they have such a big HR department?

that's pretty sweet
it's a shame they're bound to downplay the gore compared to RDR2, but the guns themselves are looking leagues beyond GTA V at least

Yeah they sound a lot better too. Default GTA 5 were awful

I'm so hyped for this game I'll 100% end up disappointed when it comes out

The story is probably going to be shorter than RDR2 and I absolutely despise GTA Online (no friends)

Imagine being Jason in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lucia, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the npc me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another white woman in his favorite night club. Like seriously imagine having to be jason and not only sit in that chair while Lucia flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable ray tracing lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and cellulite skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that robbery. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on reddit tells her she GOT IT and DAMN, LUCIA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and play with her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of black women and snowbunnies and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAMPAIGN coming straight out of the boonies in not-Florida. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her fat stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid shark bucks to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with wii fit trainers in the previous months. And then the marketing director calls for another trailer, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the game studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jason. You're not going to lose your future gaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Dutch's great grandson? Are we getting RDR related characters and references?

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Because he's a fed. He has to fuck the uggo.

that would suck ass desu

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Who are you quoting?

yeah? why not? why is he allowed to be hot but she isn't?

He probably gets paid a million dollars to fuck the uggo

she is still cute tho

No she's not. But plenty of handsome men end up with butterface BPD women. Especially men that have a fucked up relationship with their mother.

10/10 chad with a solid 8.5/10 latina

I don't see the problem.

The biggest offender was the AR-15 knockoff (Carbine Rifle) which looked nothing like an AR-15, and the fact that the default handgun was an off-brand 1911 instead of a glock. It's a shame because GTA 4 got gun models right, they looked like the real life counterpart.

give me full weight full beard messy hair jason rockstar

she looks like a smiling chimpanzee in the bottom pic

Yason loves Lucia and they belong together, stfu

Last week when I was in line at a deli I saw a gigachad with his gf and his gf was fat and ugly.

it's a shame they're bound to downplay the gore compared to RDR2

Why? Wasn't the fact that they made the protag a while chad a good indication that Rocktsar are out of their cuck phase?

women can get away with being ugly but having a good personality because after chad has fucked hundreds of sluts in his teens and early twenties he'll want to settle for someone who's interesting and shares the same interests as him

t. professional inkwell

Tbh she looks different in every scene in the trailer. She looks hottest when jason meets her outside prison

I agree, those are some nice shotguns and rifles

Jason confirmed a smart man that knows you should NEVER marry a woman equal or more attractive than you

Yeah I'm glad they got some gun autists on the team. GTA4 was alright if not a bit generic. Max Payne 3 had a pretty good selection. They completely shit the bed with GTAV where all the guns looked lame. RDR2 was really well done and this seems to follows that trend.
I've seen a double barrel, wood stock rifles, revolver, AR platform rifles, a M14, as well as like 10 pistols. Huge variety

He should bew dating white stacy ngl

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That would make sense if not for the fact that all foids have the exact same personality (or more so lack of one) and same interests.

camo dungarees

powerfully based hunter hick

I just want the AA-12 with explosive shells from TBOGT

imagine you look like lucia and you're dating someone who looks like jason

god this makes my little white dick so hard

RDR2 has different ammo types including explosive rounds so we might actually get that

AK platform, MP5s and other submachine guns in this shot behind Phil, plus his M249 SAW and the grenade launcher Lucia uses at one point

they look age-matched here but maybe it's the glasses