The trend of remakes taking a short-but-replayable game and making it 20 to 30+ hour padded commitments has been the real sin of a creatively bankrupt, risk averse industry.
The trend of remakes taking a short-but-replayable game and making it 20 to 30+ hour padded commitments has been the...
tfw 4.5 inches
Its so over...
taking a short-but-replayable game and making it 20 to 30+ hour padded commitments
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I've never heard of a remake doing this other than FF7.
more content is BAD
more play time is BAD
Why are zoomers like this
It is possible for games to overstay their welcome.
Small weiner gang
tfw you realize she was talking about sucking dick, not vaginal sex
it irritates me that this artist has never seen a tape measure
SPH
Haha mine is 3 in. so she won't have to worry about that haha :)
strike that
i'm the retard
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If a game is enjoyable, no.
I don't think this joke actually works. I don't think whores like bigger dicks because they're so used up it takes something bigger to satisfy them, I think they had a preference for bigger dicks before they even lost their virginity, because they're a whore. You're not a whore because of your body count, you're a whore in your heart and the body count is just a proxy we can all observe, as it's the consequence of being a whore. It's like saying, "He's a psychopath because he killed dozens of people." No, he killed dozens of people because he's a psyhopath - we just didn't know he was a psychopath until he started killing people.
So with that logic in mind (more experience doesn't equal bigger dick preferences), a femcel probably wouldn't prefer smaller dicks just because she's inexperienced. A chaste woman might prefer smaller dicks, because she takes relationships seriously and thus has loftier preferences than primary sexual characteristics, but femcels aren't slow life history strategists waiting for Mr. Right, they're just ugly and bitter because they haven't had sex in 6 months.
Anyways, the problem isn't that a longer game is worse, the problem is the original game was better than average, but the remake is being made by a not-better-than-average developer, so the new content is worse.
under 7"
just transition already
femcels
haven't had sex in 6 months
CEL!!!! CEL!!!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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Nice try fed
You will draft trans freaks anyways
Something women can't be
FFVII vs its remake is a perfect example. Wayy too much bullshit between plot points. I love the brisk pacing of the original
soft im 3 inches, hard im 6 1/2 inches, what does his mean?
wh...
what does this post mean
Studies have shown that 6.5 is the ultimate sweet spot
She’s measuring a tbp and making the blk boy feel confident meanwhile she goes next door and gets fucked by hung white men
There are extremely few examples of games that are fun forever. You can just further extrapolate that into certain games/activities being fun only for shorter periods. This is uncounterable, because if you try to debate this core point, you'd have to content with "Why don't we just all play the same 1 game for our entire lives?"
brisk
hours of wandering around to find your next story point
with loads of side content that isn't just easy to miss, progressing the story even just a little changes its conditions several times over
I love 7, but kiss my ass, the game is a slow mess, especially when cutscenes/flashback segments can slow shit down just as much as walk and talk sections.
i have a 3 inch dick. do women even feel pleasure from this?
Use your tongue, use vibrators.
Very rarely does a woman actually cum from penetration.
A lot of it is foreplay, mind shit, that makes them stick around for sex.
A 8 inch dick tends to do horribly in bed, and nearly every woman I've spoken with hates that size because it just hurts them.
Size only matters to fags, or whores.
Find a nice korean gf who doesnt know better
How did the artist fuck up the measuring tap that badly?
what about latinas
but anyone can do those things
it is only a solution if you assume nobody else will ever try at all except for you
"self improvement" as a whole is the same, and for that it is a MEME and COPE
You're making retarded arguments and putting words in my mouth.
you will not get past a big booty latina with 3 inches sorry bro
Emphasize that she'll be getting a green card someday
No matter how much foreplay you do, most women don't want their cervix slammed against repeatedly.
Any slut who thinks they only want 7+ inches is a useless skeeze.
Very rarely does a woman actually cum from penetration
this is so sad man. you actually believe this
Bro...
I wish I could see if mine was too big or small but unfortunately I'm a forever virgin
If you talked to any women they'd tell you but I know that's a hard task to accomplish
anon you're a virgin
you're retarded it's okay
one day you'll spend time with a woman that isn't a relative
you are not even equipped to larp as a non-virgin
and nearly every woman I've spoken with hates that size because it just hurts them.
how often would this even come up in conversation? how often are you engaging in this topic?
The socially agreed upon definition of incel (and by extension femcel) is someone who hasn't had sex, in spite of trying, RECENTLY. If incel just meant virgin, people would just be throwing the word virgin around, but they don't because it's a different word with a different meaning. A celibate person isn't someone who's never ever had sex, it's someone who hasn't had sex relatively recently. The definition of "recent" varies, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be about 6 months.
If you enjoy "crafting systems" and collect-a-thon scavenger hunts I suggest you get a job, or second job, so you can earn money instead of worthless achievements while doing the same tedious, grueling tasks.
i think that the definition of incel was changed so women could have another once-cherished place to be attention whores
you'd have to content with "Why don't we just all play the same 1 game for our entire lives?"
I have played the same games for more than 20 years and have sunk tens of thousands of hours into them. I am happier than most of Anon Babble, who barely play any games and complain bitterly about how their hobby isn't fun.
you can stop projecting now its getting embarassing
The socially agreed upon definition of incel (and by extension femcel) is someone who hasn't had sex, in spite of trying, RECENTLY
No it isn't
A celibate is a person who doesn't want to have sex.