I for one, am excited to play a chocolatey redguard goddess in Elder Scrolls: Hammerfell
I for one, am excited to play a chocolatey redguard goddess in Elder Scrolls: Hammerfell
Dunmer propaganda. Apply yourself.
nord
breton
God, I want a black gf so bad bros
i love redguards so much bros...
you forgot the best part
get aids and herpes
nta but unfortunately I live in whitoid central, europe where the only black women are usually hideous somalis instead of african-american goddesses
I remember reading a fanfic called the vvardenfell position. it involved a redguard and a dunmer standing on their hands and feet backwards, see picrel, and rubbing your dick with their pussies till you erupt like vvardenfell.
Now recreate it in Skyrim.
till you erupt like vvardenfell
kek
black licorice hair and hoop ear rings
shiny ass forehead with a big toothy grin
shaves her armpits and has tiddy stretch marks
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF IN GOD'S PLAN HE MADE THE DEVIL SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAN
gotta eh the source for the middle pic?
nvm
found it:
@FreliRogue
Rayya, OC from Skyrim.
Commission
Reminder than Redguard women have a higher base Personality than Redguard men both in Morrowind and Oblivion.
tfw no black weeb gf
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This attribute affects one's ability to perform tasks involving relations and interactions with the citizens of Morrowind.
It also contributes to disposition, influencing how much one is liked by others and their willingness to share information or offer services.
what did they mean by this?
After seeing this thread, I can announce I am no longer racist. At least until I finish jerking off
how will Bethesda ruin it?
At least use kirkbride's sketch of a red guard babe manifesting a spirit sword
Btw TES6 is gonna have Arabian nights / Sinbad / Aladdin aesthetic because Todd Howard likes his art styles generic. No cool African or abbo schizo mythology at all
no unique culture, just copy paste of Africa/middle east
swordsinging nerfed to glorified slowmo, you are now swordborn
no porcelain armour
endless attempts to make another "arrow to the knee" meme
procgen desert with 5 repeating PoIs
magic made even worse
body type A/B
ugly female characters
broken at launch
in-game microtransaction and paid mods
pozzed writing and lore
shitty combat
dumbed down RPG mechanics
retarded NPC's
broken quests
modern idpol
creation engine
no jeremy soule
Arabian nights / Sinbad / Aladdin aesthetic
well at least it'll be more interesting that constantly trying to copy LotR
Implying therell be belly dancer outfits
Delusional
dumbed down RPG mechanics
can it get any dumber?
what even IS swordsinging?
Yes
Oh it will, since half the map will be in High Rock we are getting extremely generic medieval England aesthetics too. And right after oblivion remastered! What fun.
imagine thinking nu bethesda won't retcon everything sexual and make all of the women as unattractive as possible
This will be your housecarl.
lol
get ready for mannish gorillas and endless lines like "those accounts were all exaggerated or slander"
do the UE5 layered over Creation Engine thing the remaster did
no modding possible
you WILL pay for the creation club
Nord men are so lucky.
Besthesda will never allow attractive women to exist in their games.
Btw TES6 is gonna have Arabian nights / Sinbad / Aladdin aesthetic because Todd Howard likes his art styles generic. No cool African or abbo schizo mythology at all
They were Arabian nights and Sinbad in Daggerfall too. Redguards can literally have red hair in that game. Thank God we're getting weeaboo sword singing belly dancers and samurai instead of WE WUZ spearchuckers
Bethesda is a massive company with with an HR department with codes of conduct and sexual harrassment training/policy.
We are never going go see any of that lore in any of their games ever again.
Zenimax is literally Bethesda 's parent company and they made every woman in ESO a supermodel
enough of this misery, huff some copium and start HOPE posting!
I talked to this chick. She just wanted drug money.
Fuck duolicious
No cool African or abbo schizo mythology at all
You need to play autistic fantasy 4X strategy (Dominions) for breadcrumbs of that.
ESO
and when did that come out retardo?
I don't remember a hot redguard woman in the games
And daggerfall is boring as fuck stylistically. Some of the music is nice and it has a low fidelity goofy charm but nobody has ever claimed it to be interesting.
Idk, I don't see the point in making a fantasy game look completely plain . It should be exotic and fantastical that's the whole point
How quickly you all forget
This
There was one in Skyrim that was hiding from her own kind in the first city, you could help her or sell her out.
It's still getting ongoing expansions and updates, literally just got one so uhhhh yesterday?
Remastered allows modding you dumbass...
lol I was going to post this but the image didn't go through
Name?
do you think anyone will look anything approaching human or attractive? there isnt a single TES game where thats the case (without mods)
Saadia
Google it dumbass.
stats return
skill decompression
spell crafting returned to at least Morrowind level
open cell cities
chivalry style combat style tied to skill levels
the Bethesda has someone actually play a pure mage
Thief mechanics
Emil is locked out of the building
A Woman would never use her body to get what she wants. Thats DISGUSTING to even suggest such a thing
vanilla Skyrim NPCs look "fine" for an Xbox 360 game, there's a reason so many people simped for Serana even on consoles with no mods.
modern bethesda
hope
built for paralysis and capture
just like that my racism is gone and I want to journey in Hammerfell
I just want to dream anon...
>no jeremy soule
Not a bad thing desu.
I want to dominate a strong redguard woman and turn her into my obedient sex slave
modded
kek
faggot
tfw dating some hot nigerian chick who works out a lot and is half my age
it probably wont last but its so good for now bros
enjoy that pussy while it lasts bro. they are tighter and creamier than any other girl ive seen
Hammerfell would be the perfect time to bring old weapon types... spearbros....
put a baby in her and it'll last as long as you want it to , 99% of the time it's the black father dipping on the mother.
wmbf is literally the lowest divorce rate of any couples lmao
need a redguard woman to polish my spear brehs...
I want to impregnate her
whats the source for the girl in the middle?
why can't I have this in my life
why does nobody love me
fake and gay rape allegations aside, the guy was already washed around 2013, Soule hasn't written a single soundtrack worth of note since Skyrim and then went on to scam a bunch of people on Kickstarter
They should properly debut the akaviri race with this new game
Barretbros?
would take on a date to a ferris wheel
all I want is Bethesda to realise that people actually want deep RPG experiences again, hell the remaster has opened the eyes of many skyzoomers to the sort of complexity that used to be in the series
Ohh so that's how Tifa looked after the surgery
imperial youth
yellow
fucking altmer
Implying Bethesda would dare put an ounce of sensuality in their game
not to mention committing a heckin' orientalism
Refer to
Would
nord*
skyrim has like five male nord/female redguard couples and none of the opposite
gay
I stand corrected, king.
redguard queens who show off their wealth with huge fwasts.
skyrim belongs to the nords!
some gimmick mechanic they're gonna put in tes 6, like shouts in skyrim
True. I don't care if she's used goods, I can save her.
She's so beautiful it hurts.
we need more afro samurai
Bethesda could solve racism forever
won't because some white upper middle class californian will complain
By making it, theres litereally 0 indicator their going to improve the game from Skyrim because thats what people want, more Skyrim.
Tes6 is going to be High Rock btw.
starfield's leveling system
What do you think it feels like to be a sexy black woman getting cummed in by a white man?
Salty milk and coins
read the thread, retard
anon, all those black spots pretty much aligned seem like pores and they are black because she has blackheads on them
Judging by the amount, and success of, WMBF couples, it must feel pretty good.
sorry, you just can't beat the classics like pic related.
black women are disgusting but I'd fill a redguard with babies any day
t,nord male warrior
I dont care what anyone thinks, im looking forward to ES6. I love deserts and redguard women owe me sex.
gaunt serial killer looking bitch with stone cold facial expression
If I saw a woman like that in real life I would put my guard up as if I were around an armed hood nigga
Now we're talkin
only 3 skills: combat, magic and utility
we're taking a page from the indie TTRPG guidebook
Give me the fat assed redguard bbws
I'll be dissapointed if they aren't pirates
look at this splash screen
every character was cool and memorable
why do people hate this game, again?
more specifically, what e-celeb started the meme that redguard was bad?
Nobody hates the characters and all. Redguard solidified TES's identity and has always been held in high regard for that. It's just that actually playing it is like sounding with a cactus.
creation engine
Nigga the only reason people even play Bethesda games is because of creation engine
Why is Steven Segal in Redguard?
Bethesda put this out in hopes that modders replace the two dudes with the body model of the female dancer. Less hr headaches for them.
but what about people who dont know how to mod their games
they're not people
Why don't they just defenestrate their HR departent?
Yes because you play as a n*gr*.
Would be fine to fuck a beautiful chocolate babe as a white nord tho
Did you forget that BGS is now a MS studio?
That’s the future if Imperialbros keep falling for Altmer pussy, man.
Don’t let them recolonize you.
Every ES game to this point let you be any race. I for one hope that Hammerfell is extremely redguard, like 80% minimum, instead of skyrim which is like 40% nord
>body type A/B
They already did this with OBlivion REmaster
this
basically makes any game into a psuedo immersive sim
altmer
meant that imperials are coin counters not altmer puppets
thats against us law. blame the bribed judges that passed the law. any company with at least 3 digit employees needs hr department.
no soule
Grim