Anyone watching Shmup Slam 7? It's day 2 of the event and there's some awesome shit on the schedule...

Anyone watching Shmup Slam 7? It's day 2 of the event and there's some awesome shit on the schedule. Today includes awesome shit like

Blue Revolver

Dodonpachi DOJ

Dodonpachi DFK

MushiFutari

and more. Get in!
Stream link:
youtube.com/watch?v=YQwtu6EIh7Y

shmups

I sleep.

Schedule:

Neo Contra

(YOU ARE HERE)

Sharp X68k

Blue Revolver

Karous

Operation Ragnarok

Akai Katana Shin duel with Type A/Tsubaki, goal threshold around 1.5billion Icarus

Blue Revolver (Single Action)

Mushihime-Sama Futari BL

Beaming Stingray

ZeroRanger Green Orange

DoDonPachi DaiOuJou

DoDonPachi DaiFuKkatsu

Nostradamus

Twinkle Star Sprites

Leiria Stargazer

Same! Same! Same!

Guwange

Sonic Wings 2

????

ah yes my favorite shmups, Neo Contra and Sharp X68k

/shmupg/ die because of very bloody bitch bastards..

Looks very interesting but first answer this question. How many transvestites are participating in this event?

How many transvestites are participating in this event?

It's shmups, the answer is all of them.

Yeah it's been pretty great, loved the Prince of Afghanistan story earlier. Never tried to 1cc a shmup and I'm thinking about doing it with Metal Slug.

Sure why not

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

TSS included

Based. Call me when the fun begins

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That's run 'n' gun, but good luck. Which one, the first?

What a great change of pace

no commentary

no ads

no HOIPE donations

just pure gaming

just pure gaming

That's shmups yea

Nah, the genre is ass. Does make for good speedruns tbqphwyt

speedrunning an autoscroller

Oh shit nigga what are you doing

less trannies today?

nta but bosses can be killed faster or slower

blue revolver is so good man
and that stage 5 music makes me cum every time

Not sure I understand how the bombs translate to score exactly but that's a cool mechanic.

Never seen the TLB before didnt even know there was one

The first one, yeah. I heard the sequels are a bit harder to 1cc. I love Shmups but they give me bad headaches if I play them too long so 1cc’ing one is maybe out of the question. But 1cc’ing any arcade game sounds like a really fun challenge to set yourself, depending on the game of course

game that you can clear without doing anything

survival 1cc

What's the goddamn point.

huh?

If I understand correctly what the guy is saying, doing nothing in this game gives a shield that cancels every bullet except some lasers.

Snoozefest

when its tiger heli

This game was ass

Youtube chat is my favorite shmup

He/They

ew

Sure, why not, I'm already watching RPGLimitBreak since it just started today and they're just playing Scout Rush Chronicles right now

NMK

Oh no

It’s a good time for comfy marathon enjoyers

music volume 20

commentary volume 100

live event but no one is actually there

not comfy

thanks for the schedule, I couldn't fucking find it. I'm surprised there's a thread a all to be honest

Run N Guns are shmups?

game has Namiki music

can't hear it at all

Event ruined.

There were trannies yesterday?
I tuned out anytime for fat retard had a pronoun in his note lmao.

ywnbaw

try for so long to 1CC any of these games

these runs made it look so easy

that EspGaluda 2 run where the dude made the game run at 1FPS for scoring

The live runs begin in an hour and a half according to the schedule in the description

stream slop :|

stream slop Japan :)

There are japs in this live?

Japs are in this?

Tense final stage, he did it on the last lives and nearly out of bombs.

CAVE time

What the fuck do they mean by "Sharp X68k"?

Damn guy on the bottom actually about to die.

this commentator is retarded they are not close on score the guy on top is like 2 minutes ahead and is lower on score

Survival chad will win the long game by actually staying alive until the end.

the only shmup i've ever played is star of providence (shmup + roguelite)
where do i go from here. preferably on steam so i can play on the deck

rogurlite

yikes
Go play eschatos, simple and fundamental but fun and unique in its own way

both players on last life

That's actually pretty hype

Fucking rip

No
Kill yourself

This game isn't kidding around and this final boss is trash. Awesome game beside that but I'm not surprised he died

Now they both died.

Both jobbed

lel

CAVE game hard

I didn't play that one so hard to say, but I will recommend Blue Revolver and Gunvein because good PC port and one has a >roguelike arrange mode. And they're just awesome.

Akihabara Arcade isnt in Akihabara

cant believe it took me this long to realize

They played for score tbf
I love this game to death but the last 2 bosses/last stage are such bullshit

Speaking of Blue Revolver it's next it looks like. But

single action

why lol

jaimers already played double action

Oh, I missed it

Three hours of Star Ocean First Departure R soon for RPGs
twitch.tv/rpglimitbreak
Also looking at the schedule reminded me that they actually accepted that one game, although he did say he could change the portraits so we'll see...
tracker.rpglimitbreak.com/runs/rpglb2025

the unskilled grind games are two threads down, jabroni

Shmups?

Also SOON(tm), of course, that's what multiwatch is for.

I'm going to watch it now, thanks for reminding me.

Score duels look fun.
If only I had any IRL fren into shmups.

Blue revolver

Is it good or just gimmicky indie?

If you like CAVE style you will like BR

it's godlike
no gimmicks

Hit on Stage 1

SAD

Average DOJ run

left straight up restarted

Wait you are allowed to do that?

gentleman reset
up to stage 2 it's ok

They are playing Contra.

Its not a SHMUP.

But muh guns and bullets.

Going through your dome if you don't shut up. Its a run and gun game, a platformer. Only Vert and Hor ship combat games deserve to be called shoot em ups including games that play as such without being directly ship involved like Touhou.

They are playing blue revolver now

I dont watch replays either, I guess Im based

what if I told you... you are watching a replay right NOW!

Heh, good. At least they are playing a Anon Babblegame.

no one said it's a shmup
it's a good game that shmup lovers will enjoy

Its a game anyone will enjoy even if you die over and over to it because its just a fucking fair and fun game built on rule of cool.

I can think of a hundred categories of players who would not enjoy it

Did the player on the right just BSOD

sure did
while uploading the PB score LMAO

Accidentally tried to upload his score without being on the internet, RIP

Fucking brutal

left dies on the final boss

right BSODs

BR is cursed

Thanks, OP.

What, like women and faggots?

Man Blue revolver is awesome, I really need to get through parallel mode without abusing the shield special

Thanks mork for bringing it to my attention

Rollsloppers
Racing enthusiasts
Simulators
Sports
4x
Jrpg

So yeah women and faggots

Racing enthusiasts are cringe
Racists are based!

Contra isnt a shmup you fucking mongrel its a run'n'gun. You fucking imbecile

They are playing bug game futanari now

Gradius is a shmup
Thunder force is a shmup
R-type is a shmup
Ya get it yet?
Contra is a run n gun platformer as is metal slug.
These are very different genres

This nigga is 100% correct.
Fuck this thread and the faggots in it.

Run N Guns are shmups?

No. They're platformers with a shmup-ish feel.

Futari is so balls to the wall compared to the first game wow

Correction this niggas is a fuckin retard.
THIS is the nigga that is 100%correct.
FUCK THE RUN'N'GUN FAGS IN THIS THREAD!

FUCK YOU

thats why its called futanari

OHOHOHO approaching.
They made stage 4 look fucking easy, but it's not.

isnt there a final form of that boss or was I misremembering another game

Kek

indie slop advertisement block

someone wake me up for ZeroRanger.

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ZeroRanger

Speaking of indie slop.

I won't be here for DOJ

Fuck

lmao

ZeroRanger is actually good thoughever

making a shmup seems like hell
that poor dev probably spent months and only had that thing to show

looks like the type of shit id play on newgrounds during lunch break

Both dick and pussy needed to enjoy.

more pronoun shit
Im out

.....Zero Ranger?! One of my faves.

WHERE IS BLACK ONION!?

are both of the commentators troons?

Never ever

gpd forbid a dickgirl enjoys the same thing I do

I can hope that they're just working to make it packed full of story autism/depth, as we saw with

Void Stranger

instead of giving up on it entirely. Black Onion is supposed to be the even harder/bigger mode compared to Green Orange and White Vanilla after all.

yes

I just can't get into it. I understand why people love it but I have an hardtime spending time in a game that so painful to look at. Each pixel is as big as my thumb on the display I use to shmup, games released 30 years ago weren't THIS low res, and the color scheme doesn't help. It's a bit surprising to me how a game that looks this bad got somewhat decent popularity and buzz for shmup standards.
Kinda feels like a tranny game to me and I'm not the least surprised that the soitard playing it right now is a pronoun faggot.

You mean a homosexual degenerate that is going to hell. And yeah God forbids it.

They probably enjoy the same food as you, are you going to stop eating?

Kinda surprised he's going Type C. Really interested to see what melee/special option he'll take.

The rumor of having Grapefruit or similar type A abilities in Black Onion would be fantastic.

skill issue

Yes, but it's just like the first Mushi and you can only fight the TLB form on the highest difficulty.

the troons are still going

oh goddamn it, when's DOJ?!

Are they actually going to 2-ALL it?

DoDonPachi DaiOuJou

DoDonPachi DaiFuKkatsu

No one ever plays the original 1997 DoDonPachi

Bleh

DDP is pretty popular though.
If anything the one not getting played much is Donpachi, though this live did include it

I doubt it, they are likely vegans.

When is someone going to do a shmup where the final boss is one of those disgusting fat naked NTR fatsos instead of a woman?

>that EspGaluda 2 run where the dude made the game run at 1FPS for scoring

I fucking hate CAVE SH3 hardware games.

Isn't it accurate that the TLB section here only prints the story if you basically wake up the soukushinbutsu during the first loop as opposed to fighting him?

Shmups are redpilled and want to teach you women are evil
Unless they are barely sentient dolls, naive princesses or lolis

Its been done before

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Game idea...

Anon, playing a handsome anime pilot man fights an army of blackpilled incels led by a wizard, who is being manipulated by a fat old NTR (who has a couple of stereotypical tan NTR 'gangsters' as his bodyguards) into thinking his permanent wizard status and all of his fellow forum goers were because of him being a dysgenic loser. In true Kamina style, Anon brings him out of his delusion.

this guy is low-key flirting with the trannies

Cave let's you kill a lot of lolis in the last stage of some of their games.
Very based

thats how they gain power, complete nerd losers give it away willingly for any crumb of neovagina

finally a good fucking game

Decided to come back to 4chin Anon Babble from that /shmupg/ thread on another site. Was the ZeroSoyer bad?

Was the ZeroSoyer bad?

surprisingly pretty good run, but the runner ALMOST choked

Lmao all miss all bomb
Also 1cc means what in the context of 2 loop games?

It's always Exy...

shotiabros...

1-ALL run. Mork should've made it clear.

Chain broken in stage 1 restart run

ikr
best girl

This nigga is actually giving negative fucks about chaining. Good luck not getting extends I guess.

I don't like the way this guy laughs

ha

At least he got one score extend. Highly unlikely he'll get the last score extend

These guys are talking about this way of playing, but it's how I play practically all shmups. In fact, I've noticed that I get worse at shmups when I start to understand the scoring mechanics because I start to feel that I'm playing the wrong way and I start to expose myself more and progress less the more I play them, which is shameful.

He's really helping himself with saving hyper for the boss kills.
Not the best scoring strat but good enough for extends, hopefully he does the one on stage 4 boss disks for a shitton of hits

I dunno I love that burst damage strat, this will help a ton, I just want to 1CC.

Secret 1up got nice

I like how last thread people were pretending they didn't know who mork was

doesn't activate hypers on the disks until late

But muh free thousands hits...

is he playing with a controller or is he using a LS-32 gigachad?

desu I was concerned that e-celeb shit would draw the jannies' ire and get the thread nuked, which is why I didn't put the sched/link up in the OP for yesterday's thread.

people were pretending

I don't remember that at all.

Mighty fine honeycomb section though

Close to getting the last extend

I was wrong. Mediocre score but he got it.

Do they really delete threads like this where anons are following a live gaming event? I don't think that happens, not even with the most retarded jannies on the planet.

I'm surprised myself, he isn't chaining much and Seiryu kill was way worse than what it could have been, he got the perfect disk formation but didn't go for it.

This is what Exyfags deserve

cope

2 lives, 2 bombs, 58 million. Better than a couple of shitters. Maybe I should go back to grinding WL but eehhhhhhhhhh

you will never be choked to death by exy

Why live

WL 1-ALL is a lot more satisfying.
BL first loop looks so fuckin easy to me.

I wish they released Reincarnation on steam. I have it on emu but there's a bit of lag

DFK 1.5 2-ALL now?
Or at least black label, going to bed otherwise

SEE? I told you contra is a shmup, so says the shmup god

God forbid including a bonus game on the event

omote route survival 1-all

strong style

Ok I'm going to fuckin sleep

Is it easy mode?

Kek. Fucking why. Could at least do a shitclear on ura route

It's the easiest goal possible with the strongest ship.
Well B-Strong is better but yeah

Never cleared an arcade shmup

Oh, that explains why he's doing a shitclear

cries about piracy

also too lazy to officially release overseas

Zun is indeed a faggot
He also has the fucking audacity to say touhou is similar visually to Darius

a cuck*

Be Zun

Know that your English base only got into the series via piracy

Cry about it but makes literally zero effort to officially localize the series (muh lost source code)

lol

man this guy sucks more than me

Yeah he is not beating this on 1cc

Is he actually going to clear

Cave game hardo

The way he's playing, no

even in a thread about shmups they'd rather watch than play the shit genre

LOL

crimson clover is a better version of this game imo

But it doesn't have the huge mecha girls

First score extend secured. Maybe he has a chance

Leinyanbros....

Yeah?

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nah he's fucked

I think its cool shotia is the strongest one this time

It really is, feels like a rare win for the poster girl that isn’t just “mid but balanced.” Her spread makes popcorn waves trivial and even a few bosses become borderline joke phases. Honestly refreshing to just vaporize screens without juggling positioning like you're on life support.

He won. Shooty cant tank 6 more bombs and hypers

I'm surprised he 1-ALL

Oh that was literally his first clear including even DFK
Well fine

he did it barely

Does anyone know how exactly the "no miss" difficulty works when you play the training mode of re-releases of the Cave games?
When you choose a level, you have the option of "normal" or "no miss". I assume that as long as you don't die on a level, it's considerably harder, but as soon as you die once, the difficulty ranking drops, right?
So every time I start a level is it harder than normal until I die once? Or does that "no miss" in training mode just lock the ranking at a level close to what is expected when the player reaches level 3, then 4, etc. without having died once?

Game

Game: Fukkatsu

Game: DaiFukkatsu

Game: SaiDaiFukkatsu

Game: SaiDaiFukkatsu Black Label

Why are shmups like this?

Because the words mean different things you fucking retard?

Game

Game: The 2nd

Game: The Grand 2nd

Game: The Utmost Grand 2nd

Game: The Utmost Grand 2nd Black Label

Fuck yeah GameBoyGuru is next

the grandmaster 2 the absolute plus

I'm pretty sure it drops the rank if you miss. Hard to tell if the rank drops or stays the same

You forgot "Game" retroactively becoming "Game: White Label".

Why does the turbo feature on RetroArch suck so much ass?

Retard

looking through the Raiden games on steam, why do they all have mixed reviews?

How about you fucking read them?

bruh this nigga sucks

take a shit

immediately dies when i get back

cursed poop

mork
I HATE YOU
YOU FILTHY POSER

Is there a way to emulate the Switch ports of DDP games? Or is there a way to use a keyboard with the Switch itself?

I havent tried it myself but it has a usb slot so it should support keyboard. I used to use a keyboard to chat in monster hunter tri on the wii so i know nintendo has supported them

Yeah I just can't find any confirmation and I don't think switch has a refund policy
I just can't fathom playing a shmup with a controller, sdoj is already hard enough
The ports look good though so it feels like I'm missing out

I just can't fathom playing a shmup with a controller

Genesis and Saturn controllers for shmups are really comfy

he didn't pick a loli

i think vs shmups SUCK

Take that back.

I THINK VS SHUMPS SUCK!

lmao

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Based Mork drinking diet coke

Yes im sure buying a port of a 30 year old game will surely support the original devs

this but unironically

Off to a great start mark

wait there's a /shmupg/? where

Some of the M2 staff did work on those 30 yrs old games and they're working on new games and more ports

the noooombers chainining together is some kino rino presentation

Maybe I should stay up for both Guwange and Sonic Wings 2

We have over a hundred people throughout the world tuned in to see this game. Many of them, of course, with no understanding of the game itself, but nontheless fascinated by the flickering images and the bright pretty colors.

wew lad wr but I'm all alone in this thread because apparently shmup enthusiasts are all responsible adults with 9 to 5 jobs so everyone is already in bed

no saidaioujou aka the hardest shmup of all time

Confirmed no gods in Burger or EUland

whens Deathsmiles.

Shmup Slam 8.

they did on Day 1

Look at this boring game lol. It's hard for me to comprehend how shitty a single genre can be.

sdoj port works perfectly on my comp

Holy shit I didn't know switch emulation was this good

shmup enthusiasts are all responsible adults with 9 to 5 jobs

Can you even enjoy this game when you are a neet? These kinds of games can only be enjoyed for 2 4 hours a day at most, before you start going insane from overcompensating
Someone's playing same3x, at least. This game's dumb as fuck it's like training japanese men to dodge american bullets, kek

That's the power of TOA. But seriously, there are dedicated shimiggas on these boring ass shmups surprisingly.

These kinds of games can only be enjoyed for 2 4 hours a day at most

Yes, that's how games with actual gameplay work. You get your dose of highly concentrated gameplay and you're good to go for a while. Unlike modern games that are constantly baiting you to spend assloads of time doing absolute fuck all.

humiliation ritual

Like I said
Posts like these are cope from posers