I for one, am excited to play a chocolatey redguard goddess in Elder Scrolls: Hammerfell

I for one, am excited to play a chocolatey redguard goddess in Elder Scrolls: Hammerfell

Dunmer propaganda. Apply yourself.

nord

breton

God, I want a black gf so bad bros

i love redguards so much bros...

you forgot the best part

get aids and herpes

nta but unfortunately I live in whitoid central, europe where the only black women are usually hideous somalis instead of african-american goddesses

I remember reading a fanfic called the vvardenfell position. it involved a redguard and a dunmer standing on their hands and feet backwards, see picrel, and rubbing your dick with their pussies till you erupt like vvardenfell.

Now recreate it in Skyrim.

till you erupt like vvardenfell

kek

no unique culture, just copy paste of Africa/middle east

swordsinging nerfed to glorified slowmo, you are now swordborn

no porcelain armour

endless attempts to make another "arrow to the knee" meme

procgen desert with 5 repeating PoIs

magic made even worse

body type A/B

ugly female characters

broken at launch

in-game microtransaction and paid mods

pozzed writing and lore

shitty combat

dumbed down RPG mechanics

retarded NPC's

broken quests

modern idpol

creation engine

no jeremy soule

Arabian nights / Sinbad / Aladdin aesthetic

well at least it'll be more interesting that constantly trying to copy LotR

Implying therell be belly dancer outfits

Delusional

dumbed down RPG mechanics

can it get any dumber?

what even IS swordsinging?

Yes

Oh it will, since half the map will be in High Rock we are getting extremely generic medieval England aesthetics too. And right after oblivion remastered! What fun.

imagine thinking nu bethesda won't retcon everything sexual and make all of the women as unattractive as possible

This will be your housecarl.

lol
get ready for mannish gorillas and endless lines like "those accounts were all exaggerated or slander"

do the UE5 layered over Creation Engine thing the remaster did

no modding possible

you WILL pay for the creation club

Nord men are so lucky.

Besthesda will never allow attractive women to exist in their games.

Btw TES6 is gonna have Arabian nights / Sinbad / Aladdin aesthetic because Todd Howard likes his art styles generic. No cool African or abbo schizo mythology at all

They were Arabian nights and Sinbad in Daggerfall too. Redguards can literally have red hair in that game. Thank God we're getting weeaboo sword singing belly dancers and samurai instead of WE WUZ spearchuckers

Bethesda is a massive company with with an HR department with codes of conduct and sexual harrassment training/policy.
We are never going go see any of that lore in any of their games ever again.

Zenimax is literally Bethesda 's parent company and they made every woman in ESO a supermodel

enough of this misery, huff some copium and start HOPE posting!

I talked to this chick. She just wanted drug money.
Fuck duolicious

No cool African or abbo schizo mythology at all

You need to play autistic fantasy 4X strategy (Dominions) for breadcrumbs of that.

ESO

and when did that come out retardo?

I don't remember a hot redguard woman in the games

And daggerfall is boring as fuck stylistically. Some of the music is nice and it has a low fidelity goofy charm but nobody has ever claimed it to be interesting.

Idk, I don't see the point in making a fantasy game look completely plain . It should be exotic and fantastical that's the whole point

How quickly you all forget

This

youtube.com/watch?v=ptfZ3IPkAOY

There was one in Skyrim that was hiding from her own kind in the first city, you could help her or sell her out.

It's still getting ongoing expansions and updates, literally just got one so uhhhh yesterday?

Remastered allows modding you dumbass...

lol I was going to post this but the image didn't go through

Name?

do you think anyone will look anything approaching human or attractive? there isnt a single TES game where thats the case (without mods)

Saadia

Google it dumbass.

stats return

skill decompression

spell crafting returned to at least Morrowind level

open cell cities

chivalry style combat style tied to skill levels

the Bethesda has someone actually play a pure mage

Thief mechanics

Emil is locked out of the building

A Woman would never use her body to get what she wants. Thats DISGUSTING to even suggest such a thing

vanilla Skyrim NPCs look "fine" for an Xbox 360 game, there's a reason so many people simped for Serana even on consoles with no mods.

modern bethesda

hope

built for paralysis and capture

just like that my racism is gone and I want to journey in Hammerfell

I just want to dream anon...

>no jeremy soule

Not a bad thing desu.

I want to dominate a strong redguard woman and turn her into my obedient sex slave

modded

kek

faggot

tfw dating some hot nigerian chick who works out a lot and is half my age

it probably wont last but its so good for now bros

enjoy that pussy while it lasts bro. they are tighter and creamier than any other girl ive seen

Hammerfell would be the perfect time to bring old weapon types... spearbros....

put a baby in her and it'll last as long as you want it to , 99% of the time it's the black father dipping on the mother.
wmbf is literally the lowest divorce rate of any couples lmao

need a redguard woman to polish my spear brehs...

I want to impregnate her

whats the source for the girl in the middle?

why can't I have this in my life
why does nobody love me

fake and gay rape allegations aside, the guy was already washed around 2013, Soule hasn't written a single soundtrack worth of note since Skyrim and then went on to scam a bunch of people on Kickstarter

They should properly debut the akaviri race with this new game

Barretbros?

would take on a date to a ferris wheel

all I want is Bethesda to realise that people actually want deep RPG experiences again, hell the remaster has opened the eyes of many skyzoomers to the sort of complexity that used to be in the series

Ohh so that's how Tifa looked after the surgery

imperial youth

yellow

fucking altmer

Implying Bethesda would dare put an ounce of sensuality in their game

not to mention committing a heckin' orientalism

Refer to

Would

nord*

skyrim has like five male nord/female redguard couples and none of the opposite

gay

I stand corrected, king.

redguard queens who show off their wealth with huge fwasts.

skyrim belongs to the nords!

some gimmick mechanic they're gonna put in tes 6, like shouts in skyrim

True. I don't care if she's used goods, I can save her.

She's so beautiful it hurts.

we need more afro samurai

Bethesda could solve racism forever

won't because some white upper middle class californian will complain

By making it, theres litereally 0 indicator their going to improve the game from Skyrim because thats what people want, more Skyrim.

Tes6 is going to be High Rock btw.

starfield's leveling system

What do you think it feels like to be a sexy black woman getting cummed in by a white man?

Salty milk and coins

read the thread, retard

anon, all those black spots pretty much aligned seem like pores and they are black because she has blackheads on them

Judging by the amount, and success of, WMBF couples, it must feel pretty good.

sorry, you just can't beat the classics like pic related.

black women are disgusting but I'd fill a redguard with babies any day

t,nord male warrior

I dont care what anyone thinks, im looking forward to ES6. I love deserts and redguard women owe me sex.

gaunt serial killer looking bitch with stone cold facial expression

If I saw a woman like that in real life I would put my guard up as if I were around an armed hood nigga

Now we're talkin

only 3 skills: combat, magic and utility

we're taking a page from the indie TTRPG guidebook

Give me the fat assed redguard bbws

I'll be dissapointed if they aren't pirates

look at this splash screen

every character was cool and memorable

why do people hate this game, again?
more specifically, what e-celeb started the meme that redguard was bad?

Nobody hates the characters and all. Redguard solidified TES's identity and has always been held in high regard for that. It's just that actually playing it is like sounding with a cactus.

creation engine

Nigga the only reason people even play Bethesda games is because of creation engine

Why is Steven Segal in Redguard?

Bethesda put this out in hopes that modders replace the two dudes with the body model of the female dancer. Less hr headaches for them.

but what about people who dont know how to mod their games

they're not people

Why don't they just defenestrate their HR departent?

Yes because you play as a n*gr*.
Would be fine to fuck a beautiful chocolate babe as a white nord tho

Did you forget that BGS is now a MS studio?

That’s the future if Imperialbros keep falling for Altmer pussy, man.
Don’t let them recolonize you.

Every ES game to this point let you be any race. I for one hope that Hammerfell is extremely redguard, like 80% minimum, instead of skyrim which is like 40% nord

>body type A/B

They already did this with OBlivion REmaster

this
basically makes any game into a psuedo immersive sim

altmer

meant that imperials are coin counters not altmer puppets
thats against us law. blame the bribed judges that passed the law. any company with at least 3 digit employees needs hr department.

no soule

Grim

Implying you will have agodess ritual belly dancers in 2026

They aren't going to look like a Nubian woman.
They're going to be African America sheboons. I can already feel it.

Diversity demands ugliness.
Pic related.

They literally just need to stop face scanning her and 9/10 of the complaints would disappear. People didn't start hating her til they saw her highly detailed face show up in most games and almost every shitty game.

tfw there is a chance they will make Redguards into your typical 'We Wuz' nigs instead of the sword slinging badasses they are in the lore

Everytime time Western Devs get an option to update an Arab/Africans into a modern game, they WeWuz it to death. Every time.

Anons here have no idea what's coming. Get ready for The Elder Scrolls: Afrosamurai edition, first gameplay trailer featuring a distant rap beat.

Hypothetically, with the success of Oblivion remastered, Bethesda could use this as a wake up call to realize people like the old systems better and potentially make the game more like Oblivion and even use a bit of Morrowind rather than just Skyrim. Or you know just ignore that and make the gameplay even more static like Starfield

Nord women crave the Redguardian... they're BIGGER!

So. Something I don't understand about the Thalmor

Were at war with the Empire

In Skyrim it bounced back and forward between saying it was a close war to saying the Empire got curb stomped

Hammerfell ceded from the Empire because they wanted the land the Thalmor occupied back and didn't get it

Hammerfell declares war on the Thalmor

Hammerfell proceeds to beat the breaks of the Thalmor and forces them out of Hammerfell

See how it doesn't make sense? Hammerfell got their shit kicked in and then somehow managed to absolutely decimate them in round two? Why didn't the Empire immediately dogpile the Thalmor after that?

Modern Bethesda will transform Hammerfell into Wakanda, because everything tan skinned related need to be Wakanda now...

It's because their new writers are hacks. For example, the Empire banning the worship of Talos because the High Elves refused to believe a human could achieve divinity is the dumbest shit ever. Especially since it would have caused more than just Skyrim to break out in a Civil War

Todd is trying to tell you that diversity is a weakness. True unity - one will, one people, one destiny - is how you win.

Tiber Septim achieves apotheosis and literally ascends to Aedra status as Talos

Thalmor: Impossible!! Man cannot be gods reeeeeeeeee!

Mannimarco achieves partial apotheosis and creates a cosmic phenomenon that lets you make black soul gems

Thalmor: HE BECAME A GOD! PROOF OF ALTMER SUPERIORITY! PROOF THAT MER ARE MORTAL GODS!

Is this genderswapped Hitler?

why are black girls using these types of dreads so hot
post more

Her nipples taste like chocolate

I truly believe ES6 will at least be better than Skyrim.

I always chose to simp for her and protected her. Anything for my Queen.

Ironically I always use her as the stepping stone to gauge what builds I was going for. Whether I turned her in would basically guide my build for the rest of the game.

Behold your modern day Bethesda female custom character

yes this is as good as you can possibly make

Guess there's always mods.

we'll never get the mod ecosystem of skyrim back to make the chocolate goddesses worthwhile

I can’t imagine Bretons and Redguards caring too much about the Talos ban, Redguards in particular have a faction that specifically anti anything Imperial. Imperials care but they’re much more levelheaded than unga bunga Nords

Tamriel's south

They do know that's all wood elves and khajiit, right?
The redguards are from the west of Tamriel

Same, she's my dedicated Whiterun cumdump.

Made for BWC

Pretty sure todd been delaying the game till this stops being the case. But its been 16 years and hes run out of skyrim remasters and the we wuz shilling hasnt died down
he really doesnt want to ruin his games legacy like this. If he releases we wuz hammerfell, hed be forced to shill the new redguards in every online discussion and kill his lore
bruh banning talos was because unlike the aedra, talos was a living god. gods of the elves became fucking corpses killing the original lorkhan. Elves are chimping out trying to conquer humans cause a new living unoposed lorkhan is a real threat. They cant let him mantle anu or padomay would win. If that happens, chaos wins and all hope is lost. End of the world.

It's intentional. You're seeing the exact reason why there are so many people in-universe that resent the Empire. The Empire is a liability to its subjects. It's weak, it holds them back, and it doesn't provide the protection that an Empire is supposed to. The prevailing theme regarding the Empire over several games is that it's dying out. An Avatar of Talos said so himself in Morrowind.

Hammerfell only lost the first round with the Dominion because the Empire forced the legions there (which were made up of local conscripts and thus the majority of Redguard warriors) to withdraw from the province to defend Cyrodiil, leaving it to get fucked. The Redguards and Nords did the bulk of the fighting in Cyrodiil and are the reason that Battle of the Red Ring went in the Empire's favor. They could have kept winning but the Empire's leaders were tired of fighting so just wanted a ceasefire, and they purchased it by selling out the subjects that saved their asses and did most of the fighting (banning the worship of the Nords' chosen god, letting the Dominion have half of Hammerfell). The Redguards then winning their own war shows that the Empire was just cowardly and actually weaker than the sum of its parts.

Built for Nord men

The empire has been a boon to its subjects. It managed to tard wrangle and supress all its vassals. Even morrowind could only seethe. The pozzed "empire is unecessary and weak and holds us back and corrupt" started with skyrim's pozzed writing. It was so pantsonhead retarded that I dont even consider it canon

Redguards didn’t win, they only fought the Dominion to a stalemate while the entire southern half of their country was still occupied and completely devastated. It would've been worse had most of the Dominion focus not been on Cyrodiil and had a legion not been left in Hammerfell

The Septim Dynasty was overall a boon to many of its subjects. The bastardized Empire that's existed for over 200 years since Martin's death and has been ruled by weak leaders without the divine right to rule is not a boon. It's why all of the provinces abandoned them and why Skyrim is a total fucking shithole now. The Empire has done nothing to help Skyrim other than bribe its politicians and bleed the subjects dry by forcing them to get slaughtered in war, pay taxes, and then get murdered in their beds by Thalmor agents. There's a reason why the Morrowind refugee crisis and the Markarth Incident had to be resolved by Windhelm. Because the Empire wouldn't help its subjects. There's a reason why Winterhold is still just a depressing ruin. Because the Empire wouldn't help its subjects.

But you're also retarded because Daggerfall and Morrowind both showed a lot of flaws with the Empire and how it had done plenty of awful shit to get where it was.

thats due to white civilization hating hack writers. Not lore accurate. Every empire dynasty before the septims were great as well.

>open cell cities

that would be disgustingly awful, fuck off retard

Yes please may i have TINY BOXSHED CITIES? could I please get me some CHUGGING AND LOW FRAMERATES?

This is factually not what happened.
Hammerfell got the worst of the fighting in the Great War because it was the best landing place for the Dominion's armies. So the south got fucked when the Empire pulled all of its troops out of Hammerfell to defend Cyrodiil. That's why they lost the south. The war that Hammerfell fought was to reclaim territory the Empire had lost. They succeeded and forced the Dominion to accept a treaty. If you're going to argue that the Dominion was weakened by the Great War, then you'd have to accept that Hammerfell was weakened by the Great War because they saw the worst fighting and were hard-carrying the Empire alongside the Nords.

had a legion not been left in Hammerfell

This is always skewed but it's not what happened.
For one, the account of this is from an Imperial legate that is HUGELY biased about the whole affair. For another, what ACTUALLY HAPPENED was

two years before the White-Gold Concordat was signed, the Empire withdrew its forces from Hammerfell

a single Imperial general allowed some of his troops to desert so that they could stay in Hammerfell instead of abandoning it to get ravaged by Dominion troops

it wasn't even a whole legion, it was just mentioned as a large amount

considering that the majority of Imperial troops are conscripts, these would have been local fighters and thus it was Redguards staying behind to defend their home instead of defending Cyrodiil

Hammerfell's secession happened two years later in response to the White-Gold Concordat

if those troops that deserted were still alive to help defend, then they would have been Redguards fighting for their homeland, which they would have done even if the Empire hadn't existed

It's not like Imperials from Cyrodiil were coming to help protect a province that just seceded. The troops deserted before the secession and they were most certainly Redguard conscripts.

If you ever ask yourself that question the answer is always yes.

The issues is, they won't look like that, OP.
They will look like picrel. Bethesda hasn't ever had attractive characters. And they've honestly only gotten worse.

"LE WORLD IS DESTROYED THANKS TO LE DRAGONS!" to apply their town/settlement faggotry and tier crafting.

Bodytype genders

REDGUARDS MUST HAVE NO FAULT BECAUSE THEY ARE OUR BELOVED MODERN DAY GODS!"

It's Hammerfell AND High Rock.

The question is: why is Bethesda remaking Daggerfall again???

I’m white and love black and brown women. I’m worried that it will make me unable to find a GF sadly

Bros, I wonder what the Imperial invasion of Hammerfell was like and what it was like for an average Imperial man.....

elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Conquest_of_Hammerfell

TES6 has Orsinium, too

it's a game about Breton men and women fucking redguards and orcs all day

Was about to post this too. Who are they literally kidding, it's Bethesda, of course it's going to look like absolute dog shit.

sauce

Hammerfell got the worst of the fighting in the Great War because it was the best landing place for the Dominion's armies. So the south got fucked when the Empire pulled all of its troops out of Hammerfell to defend Cyrodiil.

Pure speculation. The only source we have for what happened in war says Cyrodiil and Hammerfell were invaded simultaneously and that Dominion forces entered Cyrodiil through Elsweyr, not Hammerfell.

>> Within days, Aldmeri armies invaded Hammerfell and Cyrodiil simultaneously. A strong force commanded by the Thalmor general Lord Naarifin attacked Cyrodiil from the south, marching out of hidden camps in northern Elsweyr and flanking the Imperial defenses along the Valenwood border. Leyawiin soon fell to the invaders, while Bravil was cut off and besieged.

At the same time, an Aldmeri army under Lady Arannelya crossed into western Cyrodiil from Valenwood, bypassing Anvil and Kvatch and crossing into Hammerfell. Smaller Aldmeri forces landed along the southern coastline of Hammerfell.

considering that the majority of Imperial troops are conscripts these would have been local fighters and thus it was Redguards staying behind to defend their home instead of defending Cyrodiil

also speculation, in Morrowind we see Orcs, Nords, and Redguards in the Legion and barely any Dunmer

Gameplay is ass unfortunately

Bretons and Redguards are bros, largely because they both enjoy committing warcrimes on the orcs.

From what i remember most imperial troops in hammerfell were redguard. When Tiber Septim called all forces back for the battle to retake the Imperial City the local commander wrote off enough locals as 'infirm from combat' that they were able to form an entire new legion and beat the shit out of the dominion.

Why do brown women marry the actual ugliest white dudes I’ve ever seen?

The redguards originally (i.e. in TESA:Redguard and Morrowind) DID have a lot of african-american influence. A lot of them have names like "gentleman jim stacey", or "Jon Hawker", and if you look at the Redguard prequel comic a lot of forebears are running around in 19th century American clothes. Someone (I think MK?) even wrote that there's supposed to be some inspiration from the Black Panthers in there, and part of the idea of their history is "what if black people did imperialism and colonialism".

This is why I dread TES6. I see three paths, none good:

portray oldlore redguards correctly

This will make the usual suspects howl and seethe about muh DEI we wuz kangs when the redguards were always meant to be (at least partly) blacks

let some blue-haired white bitch in HR take control, and make the game about redguards being victimized and racially discriminated against by outsiders.

cue the above problem again, but now the shit that makes redguards actually cool is gone

ignore all of this, and just do some arabian nights slop (this is definitely what Todd will do)

boring, and erases the only genuinely cool, non-patronizing portrayal of black people I can think of in fantasy

Pic related is literally during Tiber Septim’s conquest of Hammerfell

titty strechmarks

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Tiber Septim wasn’t even alive during the fourth era

the one pic that gives me hope...

It's like when brown guys go bananas for any white woman but the genitals are flipped around.

Can't marry Saadia after playing "Captain Save a Hoe" and rescuing her from her captors.

FUCK YOU TODD, YOU ROBBED ME!!!