Look how they massacred my boy

open world

Retard

this is a good change,that feet on the right is fucking disgusting,and the legs come out of the belly,whoever says this is a bad change is a massive fag

samefag
monkey fuckers have you learned nothing from AIDS???

Pathetic slave

why is he doing the cucklin copypasta pose

Doggy Kong

He looks fine at low-res
But then you see it

Good evening everyone.
How excited are we all for the upcoming surprise Super Mario lore?

forced outrage

The pin on his hat makes it look plain.

Diddy

Cool fan character!

Why do these threads keep dying?

because hardly anyone actually cares, i'm pretty sure it is just one autist going in on it hard like Chris-chan and the whole "Sonic's arms are not blue!" type of deal.

Honestly, the color of the eye separating bit is the only issue with the design, and personally I think it's well worth fixing his mouth/feet.

BLUE ARMS SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLUE ARMS

that's what you sound like.

We need to start caring.

but why? it isn't even that big of a change, they mostly just unfucked donkey kong's eyebrows a little bit because it limited his expressions, you really couldn't do much with the rare version of DK without him just looking like rape-y kong.

it isn't even remotely the original design, he just looked like a gorilla for the longest time and the original Donkey Kong games were fairly popular arcade games.

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY! STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCONFORTABLE.

that's what you sound like.

If you don't care... why do you care that people care?

i just wanted to post this stevo-o looking dk i ai generated yesterday.

Because this board is full of slaves who would eat shit if nintendo sold it to them

Look how they Maskified my boy

ITS KINO

we NEED to whiteknight for rares dk design

No i dont think i will. I simply do not care

I was going to add that we should care about other things besides Donkey Kong's face.
I love his new face, so I am not concerned with the changes.

He looks like that Japanese ice cream mascot now

I'm indifferent. There's aspects I don't like, but he actually fits in with the Mario cast now. Previously he stuck out like a sore thumb. DK, like Yoshi, is an extended member of the cast and should blend in with them like Yoshi does.

man, he really likes butts don't he?

This game has nothing to do with DK

Neither did DKC.

Then why did they change Diddys design too and then left him out of Mario Kart?

DKC was the first real Donkey Kong game, no one cares about that arcade shit.

Why is DK making an ahegao face?

Because he is a complete faggot now

That is incorrect.

how do you know? wheres candy kong?

You can't prove that he is not straight.

We need to stop complaining about his face, the story is more important.

this kong lookin a little zesty

nobody cares

DD pin

Diddy Dong?

Why do people like this exist? Anon Babble likes to complain about Mario mandate but you have to remember a significant portion of people are like this and lose their minds when characters designed are not completely homogenized. DK HAS to look like Yoshi but monkeyized, he can't look different

I seem to be the only one here who genuinely cares about this game.

he looks more expressive

That's the NPC programming line

Please stop complaining about DK's new face.
Please focus on the upcoming new Mario lore.

YABBA DABBA DOOOO

like what?

stupid face

Donkey Kong must save Mario and Pauline's daughter from King K. Rool.

this is corporate nintendo at his finest not edge nothing, another illumination 3d slop

he looks like an imbecile

yeah now he is the retard of the bunch lol

Glad it's going to flop

Please stop insulting DK.

proof? why speculate when you can hyperventilate?

Correct. You shouldn't care in this case either.

I connected the dots immediately.

We must all buy Switch 2 consoles.

not really

Not as bad as the DK change but still bad. Mouth and eyes are horrible, bloated belly.

he actually fits in with the Mario cast now. Previously he stuck out like a sore thumb

This makes no sense to me whatsoever.
How did he stick out? How does the new design not stick out? I don't get it at all.
You are saying shit that absolutely no one on the planet was saying before the new design was revealed. Everyone was fine with the Rare DK design. Everyone. People are only talking like this to defend their previous brand.

do they have the balls to make mario a dad?

Nintendo removed "Nintendo" from Diddy's hat

Astrobot is an entire game about Sony simbolism

Funny how these companies go to completely different directions sometimes.

This year is Super Mario's 40th Anniversary, so I think they do.

Damn. They made him gay.

He is not gay.

Then why does he look gay?

He does not look gay.
It's all in your head.

Dunno anon, he's looking pretty zesty. Moist, even.

yeah he does
that's a monkey craving a banana if i've ever seen one

straight people get wet all the time. maybe he just got out of the shower.

You guys do not understand how long I have been waiting for a great Mario story.
I have been waiting 8 years for Nintendo to finally tell all of us how the story of Mario's relationship with Peach and Pauline ends.
I sense they are finally going to give us the big Mario loredump we have all been waiting for, since Super Mario Sunshine.

story of Mario's relationship with Peach and Pauline ends

You've already been told this with Peach. She's a strong, independent woman who actually never had any interest in Mario, ever.
10/10.

This will be a console seller, once people are compelled to be there for Mario. People will be compelled to save Mario and Pauline's daughter.

It is stupid but then again Nintendo already made Bowser a dad and then also brought up the idea of Bowser Jr being born out of wedlock with Peach somehow not knowing... So I dunno it actually wouldn't be the most insane development

Like a 90% chance of not happening rather than 100%

But we didn't hear about how Mario and Pauline's relationship went.
Why is there suddenly a new character that looks like Pauline, but isn't Pauline?

Honestly who had it worse? Warioware or Donkey Kong?

Source?

In the comments everyone was saying it should be Wario, you throw any character and make it work.

It really does look like a Wario World game though
The idea of Wario just breaking a bunch of shit and picking fights with anything and everything that gets in his way while he's treasure hunting sounds perfect for Wario

Okay Pauline we get it

since Super Mario Sunshine

What's so special about Sunshine apart from the fact everyone sounds weird since there's actual voice acting and it sounds off for the characters like in botw

Do you think they change or update any of the extended Kong family and K. Rool and give them that Nintendo touch?

Whys is he making that face? It's not like he eats it.

Sunshine provides valuable Super Mario lore.
Unfortunately Mario himself does not speak in the cutscenes.

When you smash a banana in the game, he eats the chunks.

Sunshine provides valuable Super Mario lore.

Such as?

Bowser Jr. was probably concieved from Peach's DNA, and that's why Peach doesn't understand how she is his mother.

If Sakurai does Smash 6 you know damn well Nintendo will force him to change DK’s design,

I just hope this Is an excuse to get rid of those lame ass realístic Gorilla sounds and get a reworked moveset as a compromise.

How about we make Bananza the best selling DK game or maybe not if some folks still don’t like the redesign

Bowser Jr

Bowser Jr sucks, nobody cares about him
I thought you were about to drop an actual lorenvke
This thread sucks

I still can't believe Wrinkly Kong actually died

This thread is awesome.

Nuh-uh
It's not unless you drop an actual Mario lorenvke

dk is worse because he's been completely sterilised
the warioware characters are pretty bad too but there's at least some personality left with most of them

i dont hate bowser jr but a smaller bowser doesnt live up to the idea of bowsers kids being bickering wizard brats. whether or not them being bowsers kids was a misinterpretation.

How about we make Bananza the best selling DK game

I think it's pretty much a given it will be. If it sells even half as much as Mario Odyssey, it'll still beat out every other DK game since the arcade.

Bananza is the only big platformer for the Switch 2 and it's a launch title
There's no doubt it'll be the best selling DK game

We have yet to get that from Nintendo.
But we will with Donkey Kong Bananza, and the next 3D Mario.

Here is some Mario and Pauline lore.

and it's a launch title

It's not

It has a ton to do with DK you massive retard.

A month later is absolutely a launch title. Just not launch day.

Is it even possible to fix mario's smile in 3D? in 2D you can use a side mouth or just no mouth, but on those models I see no way to make it work

I have no issue with this DK, the old Rare design felt really stiff because of its age.
I'm a bit worried about Samus though.

launch day ≠ launch title

that donkey dude... he looks like a dunce

reminds me or early Cartoon Network vs later Cartoon Network.

The Bananza Direct can't come soon enough.

Another Black Fictional Character turned into a faggot zestlord

Where is all of this hatred coming from?

It does really feel like they built the whole concept of a platformer with (almost) fully destructible environment first and then just chose a nintendo ip that would kinda fit in

boredom. video games need to be better to keep people talking about games instead of bullcrap.

If they actually had smash 6 in the works they'd have shown it already. Chances are we're getting some deluxe port or a new character pass