Would

Would

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would what?

have her 8ft spartan ass mate press against me, breaking my pelvis if I were a UNSC Marine

Let her drive me off a cliff if you know what i'm sayin'

Reminder ajat is Jewish.

israeli VA

Israeli face model

armour is the colours of the Israeli flag

hot

I love khazar milkers

based and i would too.

Is that Reach? Man I fucking hated Reach, cunts killed my character in the game and I didn't get a vote. Last Halo game I played or will play.

halo 1-3

man reach was a shitshow I can't believe everyone fucking died and theres only one spartan left

This dude

what do you mean all the spartans on reach fucking died including me

playing as the losers for once was refreshing
not every story has to be

you kill da bad guy the end durrrr

I don't remember if they even talked about Reach in the trilogy, but I should have been the one to survive.

I disagree, losing is not fun or refreshing. Give me a triumphant victory every single time or I will not play your game and actively hope that your studio crumbles.

you didn't really even lose
six died in victory due to delivering humanity's last hope cortana and protecting the pillar of autumn. He was just finishing the warrior's fight when he was the last one in the squad.

The objective was to survive. If you didn't that's on you.

Faggot taste

Yeah, I don't really care. If I die, I lose. It really is that simple, I'm not into heroic sacrifice. If I had to choose between me dying and everyone else surviving and me surviving and everyone else dying, I would choose the latter with zero hesitation.

would

this thread has homosexual connotations like you wouldn't jump her bones from the start

she kinda looks like a dude like a dyke even
but her voice, the fact that she's a roided giant, and her figure gives me a boner so it fixes it.

She's way too big and much too old to do anything for my peepee.

Cal-141 is the hottest SPARTAN face
Unfortunately Linda is covered in burn scars. And Kelly has danger hair.

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Would an elite, right?

Female elites look like this

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Stop telling lies.

god whatever that thing was that i watched was so fucking lame lmao

That was just foolish Japanese artist interpretation. Female elites just look like smaller males (the one behind half jaw is a woman)

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Still bigger than me, which is all I need.

Worhby.

danger hair.

Danger hair?

Her hair was dyed blue when she got abducted for the program.

Toothpaste-style neon coloured hair usually seen on modern feminists and other crazy people.
Referring to how animals with bright colours are typically poisonous.

She literally looks like my big titty skyrim character that I'm playing through right now. How did my subconscious do that?

Sick of campers.

No

Maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question

this this this this this this this

she's too big for me

and that's a good thing

Is this you?

Good thing it's not your story, it's 6's.
Unironically kill yourself, self inserter sub human

ideal female body when her thighs are the size of your torso

I WANT NOTHING BUT HER BUTT HER WHOLE BUTT AND NOTHING BUT HER BUTT ON MY FACE

If I'm playing the game, it's my story. If I wanted a story delivered to me I'd read a book or watch a movie. And, of course, read the plot synopsis before picking it up so I can avoid tragic stories.

You have sub 80 IQ.

Plays a story written by someone else instead of writing his own

>ITS MY STORYYY!111!1!

retard and brown
Read the books

Because I'm not a masochist who enjoys subjecting himself to tragic stories?

Is this the correct book? Doesn't look like something I'd be interested in as they all still get slaughtered.

This one.

The books

Male Elite / Female Human is the best.

... Still would

tfw no smoke jaguar elemental gf