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Anon Babble BTFO

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I will do neither. 3 Fucking sucked.

"COCKLE" LOL

No one cares that Ciri is the new protagonist. People are annoyed that she looks like she aged 30 years, and "humans are the real monsters" is tired and boring writing.

He’s right. At the end of the books, Ciri larps as a Witcher in another world. But… the problem is nobody gives a shit. People play the Witcher games to play as a dude that kills monsters & bangs hot chicks. There are no female-led protag games that can top the best selling male-led protag games

MEN

i've read the books, and no woman survived the trial of grasses, what now, Cuckle?

in the canon ending of 3 it's obvious that ciri was going to be the next protagonist while geralt fucked off to his vineyard with yenn. what doesn't make sense is why ciri has witcher powers considering only males can undergo the trial of grasses, also she has magical time powers that would make for a much more interesting game.

Witcher 1 had basically nothing to do with the books and had the best story of the games

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Doug cockle is clearly a retard who got some people online to give him a summary of the books so he could "clap back" because that is not how the books go at all.

Ciri is literally the main character of the books and the video games chose to make Geralt the mc for 3 games , is it really hard to understand that video game only fags might not like the sudden change?

HERE

bringing back the professor was fucking dumb

When exactly did it become cool for companies to swear at their customers

Witcher was never good and I'm tired of pretending it ever was good in the first place.

i could not care less what that faggot lover thinks about anything

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The polite ones at least, call me a monster... a blood drinking freak.

Didn't Witcher 3 end with the explicit conclusion that Ciri would be the next protagonist? Genuine question.

the anti-woke fatigue is really setting in huh ?

around the late 2000s when they started rambling about entitled gamers whenever people shat on them for making shit games or peddling over priced DLC.

the voice of Geralt

lmao who cares

Anon it's a voice actor working for a company as reported by IGN , CDPR didn't hold a press conference calling everyone who doesn't like the changes a bunch of fuckin retards but I would support them doing so because it sounds hilarious

if he had read the books himself he would've realised that they are completely different from the games lmao.

I care, a lot. The Witcher was a series about dark fantasy Batman slaying monsters and banging hot chicks. Geralt was badass, but he was just an augmented human, not some kind of chosen Godling. It was very much a male-oriented series and it wore it on its sleeve. Now I have to play as some little girl with Marvel-tier super powers? It's just gay and it won't be as fun. I won't even consider playing it desu.
This dude 100% is bald btw

Doug Cockle mentions he kissed a man since he was playing a gay man on some Broadway show.

youtube.com/watch?v=jTMTdc1r688

she should be focusing on finding a husband, she won't be fertile forever. tick tock.

The anti-anti-woke fatigue. In this bizarro worlds, people are aligning with Iran and Russia because they're "anti-woke." Pretty funny.

Ciri was never fertile though

More like Doug No-Cockle

read books

Geralt dies

you don't exist, Cockle

I know the books and I am still not buying your woke girlboss crap, polak

I have hair on my dick and balls for when I bend you over cyka

read the books

Ironic.

Iran and Russia are both extremely conservative countries so them being "anti woke" would make sense

she's not a witcher so i assume she's fertile. women die if they try to become witchers.

making her the protagonist is a mistake, outside of the feminism bullshit they will need to explain how her overpowered magic is gone

Russia is literally more degenerate than any European country so not even close.

I ain't reading shit nigga

read the damn books? Nigga once CDPR got their hands on the Witcher IP they threw the Books out of the window because the author told them not to change anything that happens in the books so they just made an epilogue.

They're afraid.

Said the series was shit over 15 years ago.
Still believe its shit today, much like borderlands, mass effect, dark souls, dragon age, and many more.

VA

Don't care.

if ciri is the lead brace yourself for yet another lesbian with a "disappointed in men" backstory

Iran

conservative

is okay with faggots going trans

Russia

conservative

responsible for the race baiting, climate change, and other communist propaganda spread through the western hemisphere

Kill yourself

Turning her into female Geralt is a mistake. I don't hate Ciri being the protag, I hate they just turned her into female Geralt, even her few playable moments in 3 she had a different way of fighting than he did.

Yes, I read the books, THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING PISSED!

You sound like a game studio employee.
You should kill yourself.

Does really mater. You can't explain out the fatigue everyone feels when they see another female character screech "mom said it my turn to MC"

People are basically begging the company not to make them play as Ciri for an entire game

Do it anyway

Fails to sell compared to the Witcher 3

...

Why didn't you chuds buy our game?!

The cycle continues.

Picrel is from the banner for The Withcer sale on Steam. Who is this dude with white hair on on the right behind Geralt? I don't remember this character...

russia isn't anti woke, they're just ran by schizos that cry about the west everyday so you correlate that to them being anti woke

He looks like Raiden from MGS2.

i've seen enough quotes of geralt getting cucked to never want to touch those books ever in my life, the games are much better

I wonder how many people here bitched about the netflix series but not once touched the books, or hell even watched any of the original polish show.

i did read them unfortunaely and they're fucking shit, even worse than got

I did. The Nutflex show is shit. Henry was the only good thing about it.

How does he feel about the TV show not paying attention to the books?

except Raiden is pretty

cockle is retarded, they literally admitted they are doing their own thing with the games and it's their own interpretation, the books don't matter when the games are a completely different beast

You mean the books that make it obvious that the Wild Hunt aren't really creepy villains but rather normal people and where Yennefer is 110% the point of obsession for Geralt? Should I list more things that are completely different in the games or is that enough? Voice actors are retarded fucking scum and have no authority to make a claim about anything.

Nobody read the damn books. That's why The Witcher games were popular, dummy. This is the same defense for people saying the MCU made poor choices by saying "It was in the comics that one time". Yeah, and the comic industry is dying. You want to replicate that? That's why marvel rival succeeds because they are avoiding the bad decisions of the comic books.

Silver for Monsters

Steel for MEEEN

I can't believe she just said that bros. How did CD Project get away with this?

don’t much matter when they have their ESG safety net

Only boomers care about books. I have never read a book. Even in school I just used online summaries and shit to more efficiently get the information from the book.

Spoken like a fucking Simp.

avoiding the bad decisions of the comic books

by making their own bad decisions

Ah shit. Messed up. This was for (You)

That's The Bitcher.

Man, no wonder Anon Babble is the worst board.

Anon Babble is pro-Trans, this has always been an anime website okay chud

The Yiffer

[game] doesn't follow the source material

Anon Babble: "UGH THIS SLOPPA IS OUT OF CHARACTER AND SOVLESS"

witcher decide to follow the source material

Anon Babble: "UGH THIS SLOPPA IS OUT OF CHARACTER AND SOVLESS"

i don’t remember Nordlings & elves being shitskins in the Witcher books

Say what he want I not buying

caring about voiceactors opinions

I don't even know what criticisms he's talking about but I still know he must be wrong

Based Tai Lopez

But I read the goddamn books, you retard with zero range. In what book does carrier or elder blood takes trial of grasses instead of fucking off to another universe to become the progenitor of the Lady of the Lake?
Nigger VA for a glorified fanfiction and then pretends they are following the books?

>witcher decide to follow the source material

What the fuck are you actually talking about? Nothing about W4 premise is even close to anything in the books.

and that's why the books weren't nearly as popular until the games and why the show fucking flopped

The books were Ciri turned into a dyke after being raped by one and Geralt is a cuck?

you can easily tell who is a gamesonlyfag if they complain at all about Triss in the show, who is essentially a noncharacter in the books

this kills the asmongloid retard

Witcher is dogshit

lol

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Penis armor is canon?

gcj trannies still pushing this meme

Russia and Ukraine have the same levels of HIV and Heroin addiction. Gay marriage is illegal in Russia. It's also one of the highest reported religious societies on earth.

Iran is a literal theocracy and the reason why trans surgeries are allowed is because homosexuality is banned to the point of putting people to death. If you're homosexual they force a sex change on you so that you're "straight".

Russia, responsible for the race baiting, climate change, and other communist propaganda spread through the western hemisphere

That was the Soviet Union according to Yuri Bezmenov and , no, the Cultural Marxists and New Left were American movements

Gay marriage is illegal in Russia but they're not conservative?

ITT: schizos who gets their information from the state department start talking about countries they could spend a minute googling to find out about

cockle

is he the worst casting in the history of vidya? I can't listen to this nigger's batman Geralt

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"humans are the real monsters" is tired and boring writing

That's not the throughline of the Witcher.

Humans and elves are the real monsters is the throughline of the Witcher.

What quotes of Geralt getting cucked?

nta but I'm reading the books and there's a whole story about how Yennefer just sleeps with Geralt and some other Wizard constantly, and then also fucks other meaningless guys when she's not with either.

The books fucking suck and CDPR is the only reason this franchise is worth anything

Gradually I began to hate them.

I know you never read the books. The last book ends with Ciri calling herself a “Witcheress”, planning to do jobs as a Witcheress, then riding into the sunset with Galahad. The problem is people only say this as a cope since the games were very different in the first place. Also, there’s the fact that most people don’t wanna play as a chick. Look at the Mass Effect stats on what gender people played as. Look at the best selling game single player games. Ciri can suck my fucking dick. Just make a Witcher spin-off game and a create-a-witcher character maker

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I care, a lot. The Witcher was a series about dark fantasy Batman slaying monsters and banging hot chicks.

Grow up

I thought the point of contention was that Ciri for some reason underwent the Witcher mutations between games and that's why she's uglier now, or something

They're third worldists

He is unironically correct.

Trannies asking if fictional characters would support them because they know real people never will

Elric is better.

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THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

She is going to have all the powers because she is just the best, okay?

I don't play p*lish video games.

Just like pic related?

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I mean that last part is clearly a joke from Dugin but no Iran and Russia are extremely conservative. The fact people think otherwise is mind blowing. Is Saudi Arabia left wing too now?

Actually in the tabletop game, the school of the cat has female witchers.

Geralt dies

He got better

In one of the first two books there's a whole story about Geralt and some random wizard having an ego slapfight over which one Yen fucks for pleasure and which one because of true love. You could make an argument that Yen and Geralt are just a bad relationship despite them being meant for each other but this is the case with most female characters in the books - the second Geralt loses sight of them they whore themselves out, especially the sorceresses.
Yen almost gets raped by a pack of dwarves at least, sadly it doesn't happen

Elric and Solomon Kane will always be better.

original polish show

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SHE IS ALL THE WITCHERS

first actual story thing she participates in is getting kidnapped

Why are you chuds still mad after all these years

It is, tons of people have anti-woke fatigue after seeing the antics that the anti-woke and their grifter leader have done.

You have to understand that having concrete ideologies is a White western concept, brownoids and russgols don't view the world in higher abstract axioms. They consistently conflate the descriptive and normative, regulate their behaviour out of social shame instead of any deep seeted moral guilt, and will happily scam and kill you to helo their tribe. Russia simultaneously talks about de-naizfying Ukraine and praising Stalin while calling Zelensky a jewrat, to them it's just a first order calculus for each talking point in a vacuum, since it supports our side in a vacuum, we spread it.

how about read the room spastic cunt

I care. Ciri is dumb and lame. She is basically a goddess who can time travel and also the first woman who seemingly went through the trial of the grass. Geralt was old, slow from an injury, and had to prepare meticulously for each fight because if not he'd die. Sure, they will come up with some plot convenience why Ciri doesn't have her powers or will gradually unlock them but is still lame and takes away from the gritty, dark fantasy aspect of Witcher. Geralt's magic was incredibly low key and was one part of his entire toolkit including traps, bombs, potions, oils, poisons, etc. He felt like a true hunter. In addition I do not believe that they will approach Ciri the same way they did Geralt. Geralt was constantly discriminated against because he was a Witcher. If Ciri is discriminated against there is a 95% chance it will be "because woman" and it'll just turn into some lame female empowerment thing when Witcher was never like that.

I personally believe Witcher "4" never should have happened. They should have made a new Witcher game starring a Create-A-Witcher set some time away from the damages. Let you pick your school. Let you pick your style. Let you customize the character. Even then they could let you make a female Witcher if they really, really needed it in the game. Ciri is just the worst of both worlds. She is a much less interesting character than Geralt while being infinitely more powerful than him and also just breaks the rules of the universe.

If people were still mad about it, the Star Wars tv shows wouldn't be getting cancelled left and right, due to awful ratings.

What is this "hits back" bullshit language in that clickbait headline? How can a journoscum write a sentence like that and think "yeah, this is good for my readers"?
Such angry, violent language. What's he supposed to be "hitting"? His would-be customers and supporters? Their criticisms? Their opinions?
They're so openly hostile to us and they don't even realize (or care) how obvious it is. Then every fucking time it blows up in their faces, they still act surprised.

Sounds like cope.

some time away from the damages

I meant games, I dunno I am retarded.

Actually, having Ciri or some woman as the main character is the issue. The non coomers don't care if she's hot or not

Why are you like this? You know you are wrong so why argue? Saying she is going to "work as a witcheress" does not make her a witcher.
A witcher is someone who has done the trial of the grasses.
Only men can survive the trial.
Ciri in Witcher 4 has undergone the trial, which we can see from the cat eyes.
Go fuck yourself. In fact, kill yourself.

This is why tabletop is dying isnt it? They couldn't leave it alone could they? They can't just make a new IP with Wamens because it instant fails and they don't have the confidence to do it. That's why they Hijack the male hobbies and try to go for a new modern universal audience slopsumer.

Oy vey! How could they?!

The only thing the trailer implies is that she’s probably a mutant now. If you played the Witcher 1, anyone can be a fucking mutant. Anyways, she’ll never be an actual Witcher like Geralt and the others. Anyone who knows witcher lore knows that Ciri is a larper. Anyways, I don’t know about the uglification that mfs are ranting about. She looks fine to me. The problem I see is that I don’t play the Witcher games to play as a chick. It would’ve been cooler to do a Witcher spin-off

had to prepare meticulously for each fight because if not he'd die

This is a regular Witcher thing from the day they start out, Geralt is like this in the books from the beginning. If anything the in-game Geralt is unrealistically overpowered for the setting and directly contradicts his character even in story segments (so not just gameplay contrivances). Ciri is a thousand times worse in the other direction, with the game making her and showing her as unrealistically underpowered - part of why Ciri as a Witcher is so incredibly fucking retarded.

ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
NHH

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You really have no fucking clue, do you? The rage against you antiwhite rats is rapidly growing, already at tens of millions, soon at hundreds of millions of people. You are all going to be flayed alive this century.

Hello, retard. I never said she was physically a Witcher in that post. If you were smarter, you would know that I was trying to imply that the Witcher 4 trailer is accurate to the books, given the ending of the books. Don’t speed read and read this to understand my perspective more:

Why would anyone need to have read the books to bitch about the series when the main himself openly said the writers shitted on the source material?

Didn't they change this in the next season?

Let you pick your school. Let you pick your style. Let you customize the character.

LEGACY of the WITCHERS

i have anti-woke zeal

i won't be satisfied until all plus-sized transwomen of color are mistreated and forced to say merry christmas

She looks fine to me.

I think they smoothed her face out. She looked 30 years and 30 pounds heavier in the reveal trailer. Don't give enough fucks to go back and rewatch it, but if she looks young and pretty now they must have edited it after the initial chud revolt.

You'll Never Be A Real Witcher

What is this Jewish argumentation? No, it's not accurate to the books because she never becomes a witcher in them, but she is a witcher in the game which is impossible for a woman.
Kill yourself.

really should have just went witha create a character and no i don't mean one like shepard or v a complete blank slate

'read the damn books'

why didn't he tell that to the netflix niggers?

There are no female-led protag games that can top the best selling male-led protag games

clair obscure and nier automata say otherwise, stay seething incel

this is how i know the ciri shit wasn't a natural choice lol

I just feel like the story is over. Would have preferred a prequel set during early years playing a different Witcher character with the option of going rogue

Are you seriously fucking retarded? I never said she was a full-on Witcher. Let me explain this to you, barney-style. I do this for the retards like you.
BASIC SUMMARY (FOR RETARDS):
I said the trailer is accurate to the books because in both the trailer and book ending, she does witcher work. I never said she was a full-on witcher. I said the trailer implied that she’s a mutant at best. Anyone can be a mutant but not everybody can be a witcher. Does that make sense, retard?
LMAO
It’s a sequel. Did the devs ever reveal how much time has passed since Witcher 3?

no wonder americans are so fucking stupid

I did. They fucking sucked.

Sup retard. Nier nor Clair isn’t even in the list of the best selling games of all time. But, you know what’s in that list? Male-led protag games

transwomen of color

Nobody talks like that.

clair obscur has two male protagonists.
nier is not a best seller.

AND she is a Witcher now, this not only doesn't make sense by the own Books the drooling retard voice actor told people to read, she's also is a semi-goddess that would never need a Witcher power to do anything.

open up for the spoonfeed incels

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so called fans to read the damn books

But the guy who wrote the books doesn't even like the games nor consider them as a faithful adaption. I'm only ever following the alternate lore that CDPR created. That being said i just want to play Geralt. What doesn't he understand about a specific character conveying the series? if i wanted to play a girl I'd play all the anime garbage Anon Babble plays.

No Gerald, no play
Go woke go broke

Fucking THIS. The central problem is actually the opposite of the usual girlboss problem, in the sense that being a Witcher is utterly beneath what Ciri is described as. Ciri is frankly too powerful to be a Witcher protagonist. She should be some kind of NPC who drops in and out of the plot, like a more benign Gaunter. Even if I wanted to play this shit, every moment I did I'd be wondering why the fuck she doesn't use her magical powers to solve every problem short of a literal god in her way.

If I have anything to say about it

You don't. You talk into a mic, you have nothing to do with how the character is written.

Hello, retard. You do know that’s very small compared to Witcher 3’s sales right? The Witcher 3 and the best selling games of all time (All male-led btw) are racking 20 million plus+

BIPOC transgender womxn

sorry

If they wanted to make a ciri game it would only be good as a hack and slash.

They should have just made a make your own Witcher. Half the fun of Witcher has always been slaying puss and monsters. I don't really have that much interest in ciri slutting around or having an artsy lesbian relationship.

No anon, yet again, you are the only retard here.
Since she is an actual mutated witcher in the game, then obviously it's incorrect to say the trailer is accurate to the books where she NEVER becomes that and is incapable of becoming. The trailer leaves no ambiguity over the fact that she is clearly a witcher, on account of having yellow cat eyes and you know, THE GAME BEING TITLED WITCHER 4.
Why are you so incapable of admitting you made a mistake, lacked some lore knowledge and were wrong? Lose gracefully rather than pathetically.

so by this metric, when GTA VI is the best selling game of all time with a female lead, you will be wrong, have to leave Anon Babble forever, and kill yourself out of shame right? Because thats going to happen whether you like it or not. Everyone on Anon Babble is going to laugh at you.

GTA VI

female lead

xhe doesn't know

I actually kind of liked the first couple seasons. That's all I watched though. If they let cavill help showrun it would have been a lot better

she is the actual protag, sorry faggot, you obviously missed the leak where her boyfriend dies half way through the game.

PomóÅŒcie mi mam chorom Ciri

Personally I'm not contesting the fact that Ciri can be a mutant by the established facts of the setting, I'm objecting to the issue that there's no fucking point for her to be one when she's effectively a goddess of time and space by her setting's standards already.

Fuck is this dumb ho doing throwing hands?

Pretty much this, once Geralts story was confirmed done I really did not care about much after and I never particularly liked Ciri in the games or books.

Who cares? He got cancer, he'll die sooner or later

vaxx status?

fuck you bober i dont like playing as a woman

She is basically a goddess who can time travel

nah man, she stopped using magic since magic is racist or some shit
just you wait, they gonna hand wave it away

I want to play as a hot dude and fuck women, faggot

holy secondary newfag alert. the entire point of ciri's arc in the books AND in the 3rd game is that

she hates her powers

she only uses them when she has to

considers them a huge burden for everyone in her life because of all the danger it causes everyone

has to go into hiding all the time because everyone and their mother is trying to use and manipulate her

the people she cares most about are witchers and mages

she desperately has always wanted to be a witcher

Its not hard to imagine that ciri would willingly nerf herself to take away her powers by going through the trial of the grasses just to become a witcher. she doesnt WANT to be the lady of space and time, she HATES it.

Nobody talks like that.

it's over

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nah man, she stopped using magic since magic is racist or some shit

Yeah, that's the ONLY way they can justify this, and THAT is what I'm saving the real bulk of my anger for: Whatever contrived bullshit fuckrandom explanation they use to unmake all the lore about Elder Blood to justify Ciri operating at Witcher levels.

See you all again whenever i finish watching some early access youtuber's playthrough, I guess.

nobody would actually kill themself over internet memes right?

Did the devs ever reveal how much time has passed since Witcher 3?

Who gives a fuck? Who wants to play an old ugly lady?
Christ, why are you even asking this question? Fucking useless.

Hurr durr, what's the lore for why it sucks, though?

old lady

underage detected incoming b&

She would die from the trial however. Female organs can't digest the potions that's that. Writing it in is a retcon by a 3rd party.

You know those fans are likely female right? They want their hot man

And that would still be a retarded path of character development when Ciri's powers were necessary to stop the WHITE GODDAMN FROST you asinine retard, unless you're seriously telling me a Ciri weak-willed and naive enough to (presumably) have survived dealing with that only to asspull a way to discard her powers instead of learning to live with them makes any sense. Might as well say it makes sense for Geralt to become suicidal because being a Witcher is too hard.

*enables smellovision for this thread*

Cope, chuds!

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its literally stated in CANON. IN CANON. that ciri would be the only woman who could handle it because of her powers. you cant simoultanously argue that ciri has insane magical powers that its dumb to take away from her and also say somehow they wouldnt help save her.

"If you could teleport and time travel she would be totally op"

"its good that shes now gets owned by a bandit with a stick"

you will hear it

i talk like that chuddie

now listen and learn

What's the deal with Doug Cockle and voice appearances in slav jank? i only remember hearing this guy for the first time in an old janky game called Archangel. He just sort of came out of nowhere and now has become iconic. I've never looked at his biography, all i remembered was this game. His voice was also on the localization of some awful game called Chaser.

To play devil's advocate, if you assume she's a mutant and a Witcher in name only I don't think she needs to worry about the potions. Like I said though, after the WHITE FROST shit there is no fucking excuse for Ciri being stupid enough to try to have her cake and eat it in terms of having a normal life as a WITCHER unless you really think she's mentally stuck in the past and it makes sense for her character to completely ignore how dangerous the life of a Witcher is just because "I-I wanted to be one once, uwu!"

to stop the WHITE GODDAMN FROST

yes, and now that thats over, she doesnt need them anymore

COCKLE

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I'd rather not.

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I will hear it, and I will scream right back at the retarded devs that yes she is OP in the lore so you should've either picked someone else as the main character of the WITCHER game or named The Ciri Game something completely different that isn't reliant on playing LIKE a Witcher.

Shit, kid. I'm not young, I'm a misogynist. Women over the age of 25 have no purpose beyond housework and supplementary childcare.

trannies originated from india

why dont i find this surprising?

people who can barely play videogames once in a while

reading books

its too late anon the jannies are already on their way you cant hide your underage status anymore

and now that thats over

It's proof her world is crawling with existential threats, the fucking Wild Hunt were a thing, telling me it makes sense for Ciri to snuff out her powers after all the events of the 3rd game is like telling me it makes sense for Geralt to put down the sword and live a life of peace after the 1st. Stop imposing modern world safe zone values on a fucking medieval setting where you have to be prepared to defend yourself with whatever's at hand at all times.

They do it for free, just like you at the gloryhole.

I care.
Ciri is a boring character and not a real witcher.

She should be Empress and go do boring chosen one stuff instead of adventuring.

Isn't ciri just an honorary witcher in the books? She goes around hunting monsters but she doesn't have witcher powers, no?

paid actor supports product

no waaaay fuuuck

crying seething and coping wont change the fact that you dont understand ciri as a character at all. you dont like the story or setting, you dont apreciate it, you just want to sit here and complain. I dont agree with ciri's decision, its dumb, but it makes PERFECT SENSE given the circumstances of her life so far. the fact that you seeminly dont have theory of mind and dont understand why other people would think and feel differently from you is 100% proof you are an npc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_mind

Because again, go read the books, play the 3rd game, take everything that happens to ciri and everything that happens to her and actually put yourself in her head (if thats even possible for you) and you will understand why she wants to be a witcher and not the lady of space and time.

Correct, and she's effective enough at it that I genuinely do not see what she'd get out of going through the whole rite.

kek, exactly
its literally his job, fuck hes gonna say? "i hate it, fire me"?
but it works on goy cattle, they treat even the smallest celebrities as their betters and will do what they say

but it makes PERFECT SENSE

Still not playing the game. She's been effectively Witchering for a while now without the need for any potions, the devs and VAs can go suck a cock if they don't want to engage with that instead of contrivedly giving her all the main character freebies it doesn't make sense for her to risk her goddamn life for the sake of.

theory of mind

Miss me with that gay shit.

Here's your qt non-binary partner Anon Babble!

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Ciri is a fucking Mary Sue. No one gives a shit about her except Sapkowski, and that's only because he wants to fuck her like the incestuous Boomer he is.

Still not playing the game

thats ok hon literally nobody but you cares

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dang this is old. i wonder if it's still alive

"humans are the real monsters"

IT TURNS OUT ITS MAN

he said, in a Anon Babble thread full of violent seething

Denial.

I enjoy futa elf.

Damn janny and false spammers

But pretty much this too, as well. Where do you even go after the Wild Hunt? You can't go back to fighting it out with regular monsters when that's a well-trodden path after 3 games, and you can't escalate to fighting someone like Gaunter without completely jumping the shark.

All good stories have an ending.

so when this game sells gangbusters what kind of cope and seethe will you resort to? Will you admit to being wrong?

After seeing the crossdressing elf that Dandelion supposedly shagged in Novigrad I can confirm it will be woke.

So when AssCreed: Nobunigga Buckbreaking sells gangbusters what kind of cope and seethe will you resort to? Will you admit to being wrong?

yuh huh

It won't outsell the Witcher 3.

schizo cant even keep track of what game we are talking about now

need bottom left

wanna bet?

where do these choppy low res gifs come from? tumblr? discord?

How does this affect you personally?

Sold rights to his book for pennies to CDPR because vidyagaem won't sell

CDPR (the old one) poured their heart and soul into The Witcher

First game was okay, second game better, third one a massive hit

Seethe and sell story that CDPR swindle him back then and in his defense never knew the game would be this big and literally money printer

Supermassive faggot

yeah probably

Sure, screen shot the post. Witcher 4 won't outsell 3. PS5 won't outsell PS4, and GTA 6 won't outsell GTA 5.

Yeah, it's over. I'm not paying for shit I just replay the games

Typical boomer shit. He quickly learned everything is computer.

Hundreds of replies lol

Incels are so easy to bait.

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Thanks for the compliment!

You are severely retarded and I like how you made a new argument in an attempt to save yourself from my verbal beat down. now, you’re arguing that the trailer is not accurate to the books because you explicitly believe they made Ciri exactly into a full-on witcher. You explicitly believe that a Witcher is just someone that goes through the Trial of the Grasses. In your retarded semantics, is Uma a witcher now?
you do know that Jason is a protagonist too right? It must suck to be retarded as you

So what games do you like?

but we know it's bait. you got reverse baited by having a melty kek

Lol who gives a fuck about what polish people watch

YOU HAVE TO READ DE BOKES OND WACH DE POLYSH NOVLE!

Go fuck yourself retard

FUCK YOU

go ahead and say you were only pretending to be retarded since your bait thread backfired

You are a retard. You don’t even know what me and the other anon were talking about. He was talking about how Ciri looks “older” now so I said that in response. If you’re that same anon I was talking to, you’re an even bigger retard
You’re not wrong. It is stupid to randomly give an OP character mutations. But, you know how it is. CD Project is under ESG now and they’re trying to milk the series as much as they can

I'm excited for that game. W4, Dawnwalker, Death Stranding (soon) and then GTA6. Fuck, we'll be eating good in the coming years. Guaranteed.

You are a retard. You don’t even know what me and the other anon were talking about. He was talking about how Ciri looks “older” now so I said that in response. If you’re that same anon I was talking to, you’re an even bigger retard
You’re not wrong. It is stupid to randomly give an OP character mutations. But, you know how it is. CD Project is under ESG now and they’re trying to milk the series as much as they can. They’re going to be writing the dumbest shit now

In the books the prophecy savior isn't ciri but her future kid. They literally made her infertile in the new game, that fucking shit goes completely against the very premise of the books

I never would have thought Asmongold of all people would completely mind break this entire site

Why do fags think they ARE the character and can speak on what they would or wouldn't do

What the fuck did I do

I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED SO I CAN ATTENTION WHORE FOR (YOU)S

Thanks for admitting you’re a sad and pathetic retard

her future kid

a beautiful mulatto niglet

it's just redditors

they're probably paid by a nonprofit to shill here

Cuckshit is hot. It's the thinking man's fetish

the books suck more then the games.

At least they call black people niggers casually and it's not a big deal in any way

Russians aren't all universally left or right wing therefore they don't have the capability to hold real ideological beliefs

Most retarded shit I've read all day

if you don't call black people niggers casually there is something deeply flawed with your country

Not even Biden believed trannies were women.

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about how Ciri looks “older”

No, you're retarded. Did you know when creating a fictional world you have complete control over the characters events and timelines?
So you'd be literally retarded, more than a little gay, and probably a twisted soul to choose to portray Ciri as an old woman.
You didn't pick up on that, because of the aforementioned retardation you're suffering under.

Has this happened yet?

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Name 5 examples

too right

yes, but that doesnt mean there isnt a female protagonist TOO

Ciri looks slightly older because it’s a sequel game

(You): YOU ARE A TWISTED SOULLLLL

you are a braindead ape. you are ranting about nothing. you are screaming at the clouds like a retard

Nier automata had fanservice for the largest gamer demographic meanwhile Witcher 4 already got rid of Ciris high heels, its woke dogshit

the crazy part is that they could have just ... have her not be a witcher
have her go around helping people with her magic and shit call herself a witcher or what ever, but dont go the lore breaking trials route

its just that the specioal mary sue has to have everything, she cant just be the best magic user ever, she has to be the best witcher, better at everything men do, and be the biggest badass ever
fucking women and feminists cant write

Star Wars
Bayonetta
Devil May Cry
Bomberman
Jackie Chan Stuntmaster

We must turn humans into mutants in order to survive the upcoming frozen apocalypse

It's a very boring story, it's Resident Evil tier, 2 had the best story and 3 isnt that far behind 2
Wait so it's the same character from a time of contemtp? It's the same Hitman?

Bayonetta

waaat

Look, I know you're retarded, but even the most braindead ape should be understanding this. Just because you're too stupid to pour piss out of a boot doesn't mean you should be this annoying.
Explaining WHY Ciri is old, such as the passage of time, doesn't make it ok they're making us play an old ugly lady.
It's fiction. If the story is written that 30 years have passed, CHANGE THE FUCKING STORY.

your iq might be in the negatives anon

Men I love the music so much and the atmosphere is so fucking great. Also dice poker>>>>gwent because I can win lots of money

Books say women can't be witchers.

book says ciri might be the only one who CAN. you didnt read them

friend got me into witcher 1 and was hyped because I had a decent enough PC to play 2 on release

after it's released read the first 2 books and the next and im pretty sure that was all that was translated at the time

see some fan translations being posted on the witcher game forum so i read them as theyre posted

turns out the guy who was doing was feeding the spanish version into google translate and then rewriting them to make sense

i did and i bet it should not have been as boring as it was. but if we're basing this off the books it should be her galivanting around in king arthurs court and fucking around in camelot. that sounds like a lot more fun than what we're probably going to get.
the hot take here is that geralt never should have been brought back for witcher 1 and he should have stayed in the afterlife with yen. also shouldn't have had the empire tear through the north, that was shit too.

the books went downhill whenever we focused on Ciri. I was cheering for Bonhart as he slaughtered those repulsive fucking RATS. The Elven King being so impotent that he couldn't get hard no matter how drugged up he was, was comedy gold though.

Every time this image is posted I can only hear that "There are no monsters here, only men!" thing you fuckers memed into existence, even if it isn't shit that was actually said.

It was so fully expected, anticipated, that anyone and everyone just believed it. Even now it still feels like it's true.

I'm a chud. Won't be playing/buying. Own witcher 1-3

Me and other anon talk about her looks because I think she looks okay

(You, the obnoxious retard butting in): I-I DONT CARE!!! I DONT WANT TO PLAY AS AN OLD WOMAN!!!!!!

Oh I see what’s happening. Yeah, I don’t want to either. I would’ve preferred a Witcher spin-off + character creation or a Cyberpunk sequel. But, I have zero hopes for CD Red after Cyberpunk and their ESG video

Jesus, finally.

Witcher 4 is gonna be pozzed dogshit

you dont have to tell every random person you meet about your bug chaser fetish anon

Read the books

oh, ok.

women can't do trials to become witcher because of established mutagens n shiet that only work on men, but most importantly, as little kids.

So which book did Geralt read?

he doesn't though

Metroid, Alien Isolation, Tomb Raider, pokemon after Gen 2.

The problem isn't female led protags, it's that modern female protags are written like shit because instead of being written like a character they're written as a label.

Geralt didn't die, that's canonical.

Metroid, Alien Isolation, Tomb Raider, pokemon after Gen 2.

Not a single one of those games are under the best selling games of all time. Pokemon is but that doesn’t count because you get to choose your gender. Let me be clear. I’m not saying female-led games are shite. I’m just saying they don’t sell as well as male-led games because most casuals like me don’t wanna play as chicks

read the books

it says females can't be witchers and even triss laughs in ciri's face when she asks

okay?

the first one is the best
the secound one is the worst
the third one is mid

facts

I read the books and the novels fucking suck shit. The short stories about Geralt doing random witcher shit are the best and that is what the games should be. Ciri is an awful character and a woman can never be a witcher.

not at all. if you choose certain options she even dies in the ending.

I just don't like growling girl bosses and this stupid fucking trend of close-up shots of their angry mugs. We have seen this trope several times for years now, and it has never clicked with people.

These performances try way too hard to be intimidating, poignant or what-the-fuck-ever, but always fail to be remotely convincing. This shit would be dead in the water if it wasn't riding on the shoulders of a mega popular franchise.

Doesn't Ciri almost constantly have to get rescued in the novels because either shes about to be raped or killed?

witcher 1 is ass. there are some cool aspects to it and you can tell they put a lot of heart and soul into it but it is completely amateur and broken. the ending is pretty cool and I am glad I played through it but it was not a good experience overall.

witcher 1 is ass. there are some cool aspects to it and you can tell they put a lot of heart and soul into it but it is completely amateur and broken. the ending is pretty cool and I am glad I played through it but it was not a good experience overall.

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she's like fucking 12 in the books

In the novel she gets raped by a lesbian bandit leader and ends up falling in love her rapist and kidnapper untill they're all killed.

I feel like people has blown Ciri's looks out of proportion.
I think she looks fine.

Read the books

Fantasy is a retard tier genre

Play the games

MH with padding, they suck shit.
They are lucky anyone cares after the abysmal gayflix show and how Cyberpunk 2077 turned out. They had to resort to a coomer anime barely related to the game to turn things around.

The fact they are antagonizing fans tells you CDPJR are beyond salvation.
You got to be a factual retard to trust this shit company.

Everything about that is retarded.

you’d think people would be more mad about how we don’t get to play as an actual Witcher. but, people always liked bitching about useless shit. I jerked off to Witcher 4 Ciri recently btw

calling potential returning customers "so-called fans"

Things are going well I see... for shortsellers.

doug cock

lol
lmao

Really gets the noggin joggin.

Problem is they are written as if the girl is a dude but with tits instead of balls.

why ciri has witcher powers

because all the talent left CDPR and they can only reuse the systems from Witcher 3

IGN

lol lmao even

suck my cockle, Doug.

UGH

he has all 4

Yeah it was dogshit. Hope this bombs.

I think it's just the cgi animation making her look bloated. She looks hot in the behind the scenes where they show her model, in fact it looks exactly the same as her witcher 3 model.

The voice of Geralt

But Jacek Rozenek is Geralt's voice actor, what the fuck are these niggers talking about?

fuck cdpr they're all feminist faggots who import slaves

Why is p*land like this?

what did he do?
thought he just reacts to shit and streams games.

only virgins are mad that Ciri is the new protagonist. Virgins are annoyed that she looks like she is a hardend warrior and not a fuckdol, and "humans are the real monsters" the entire point of the witcher series and since I'm a fan of the series I want to stay pure, I wont complain about that

You guys are so arrogant whilst you get everything wrong. Its funny how much of a retarded faggots you niggers are.
Niggers also get angry when things change a bit since they dont understand and then they feel dumb and lash out.

Its going to break sales records again. You are going to be wrong again.

For me its that shes the most boring character ever, the worst part about witcher 3 was playing as her & having her cardboard personality around during cutscenes. Pick ANY other woman to be a protag for fucks sake.
Them signaling that the game will have shit generic writing is on point for her character I have to admit.

comments saying no where in the books does it say women can't be a witcher

You've said nothing wrong, the guy you're arguing with is just the typical bad faith troon.

How many dyke relationships will they add?

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I think I like 2 overall more than 3, but excellent taste regardless.

No wonder he got cancer

fucking around in camelot

fuck that's hot

Why is this AI talking like it has an opinion worth caring about?

I look forward to CDPR's use of "player count" to tout this success

lesbian sex scene

camera pans to show two scissors crossing

KINO

Wow, a guy that has no relationship to the creation of the lore or the story but gets paid by the company that makes the game said something?
I guess I'll have to change my opinion, then.

play GTA 6

watch latina character getting rammed

play Witcher 4

watch ugly Ciri getting fingered

and I get reminded of the copypasta in response to that meme where she progressively starts lusting after men

I will not read the damn books.
I will not play Witcher 4.

My literal nigger, everything from seeing that Ciri is a retarded choice for a protagonist to preferring create-a-witcher.

They'd better still have a brothel where Ciri can go get her pussy eaten by some elf sluts

I care. I'm not playing your dyke girlboss femprotag shit.