Here's my stance on all the current controversies

The amount of Expedition 33 threads don't bother me.

I don't care about the Atlyss Breast Slider Thing, though that dev guy sure makes his own life hard with the way he communicates so obtusely.

The Karl Jobst/Billy Mitchell thing is funny to watch.

The $80 borderlands thing/$100 GTA thing doesn't bother me because I'm not going to buy those games.

Did I miss anything that you guys are mad about at the moment?

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stfu zoomer

thanks, ive filtered almost everything you posted about, i literally see only like 12 threads

Anal

What you gonna do about it? Give me a big kiss on the lips?

e33 is slop

What are your thoughts on the Leffen vs Hax$ drama

Is futa gay or not?

I haven't even heard of that one.

id do some controversies to her butthole

The $80 borderlands thing/$100 GTA thing doesn't bother me because I'm not going to buy those games.

congrats on not understanding the implications of the situation.

and yes, you missed the Bungie art theft drama

Marathon art thievery?

Futa is borderline, futa with balls is gay as fuck

thoughts on hax$?

how do you guys even manage to care about more than three problems at once.

Anyway, you think that Grand Theft Auto being $100 gives permission to everyone else to do that, as if GTA is in charge of world wide game prices. They're not. People can price their games at $100 if they want, right now.

There's:
•the "graveyard keeper is better" guy that keeps spamming stardew valley threads
•The whole 3 million "players" vs sales
•sony changing to "monthly users" matters more than "sales"
• new donkey kong

Just what IS your opinion of the world's situation TODAY?

I don’t care about the gta or borderlands thing tho. Those games are gay and I’m not poor

Graveyard Keeper, well, I think I always give up on it before I figure out how to get the donkey to start hauling bodies again after he goes on strike because I don't know how to grow carrots or find his hoof paste or something. But I have 400 hours in Stardew Valley.

Players is clearly a weasel-word.

Donkey Kong hasn't been good since the time a giant swan saved the day, whichever one that was.

Atlyss Breast Slider Thing

The who what now?

I'm surprised to hear Borderlands is still going. It's garbage. And I would not be overly surprised if GTA 6 turns out to be garbage on release. The delays don't bode well, and it's probably going to be broken at launch and the online servers will crash and no one gets to play it at all or download the mandatory updates because the multiplayer servers and update servers will be the same thing.

As I understand it, which is poorly, there's this fetish game for furries, and you could change the breast size. But then he took away the breast size adjuster. But now it's back. But everyone is still really angry about it. No one is sure who's to blame?

hax$

according to google, he's dead? so sounds like whatever problem existed, must be solved.

Furries upset the tittie slider is being changed from allowing whacky cartoonishly big titties, to just regular cartoonishly big titties.

kek. thanks for giving your honest opinion

they post a lot of screencaptures of his twitter or whatever it is and I just can't understand a word he is saying or what he's talking about. My eyes just glaze over. can you honestly read that picture and tell me you understand what that guy is saying?

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because I'm not going to buy those games

Are you seriously this fucking dense that you think what people are concerned about is confined to just those games?

Here's a question that might help you out.
Why is the price of a new game changing at all when up until very recently it had managed to be incredibly stable for the last ~35 years?

hurr durr prices going up is good because I'm not poor

proof having money doesn't mean you're not retarded

god imagine all the crazy sex she has with the football team while her group of edgelord friends all dream about one day having a chance with her

I don’t think it’s good but I just don’t care and don’t have to because I’m not poor. Keep seething though, poor and buttmad what an awful life

With an outfit like this she doesn't need books, if you get what I'm saying.

He has an artistic vision, and the egregiously oversized proportions make things looks a little too silly for what he was going for. Furries cared not for vision, and demand extra honkin big magumbos; therefore they shamed him into compliance.

What are your thoughts on tummies?

Man, I don't play expensive games. I can go to my wishlist and add up game prices until I get to $80.

Cannot Contain - $1.29
Starlight and the Silver Key - $2.59
Bad Parenting 1 - $2.59
Under a Star Long Cold - $3.89
Little Lighthouse of Horror - $3.89
Mining Mechs - $3.99
Henry's Escape: Prison - $4.99
Eternal Threads - $4.99
Escape from Mutation Station - $4.99
The Chamelon - $4.99
The Devilry Reservation - $5.06
It Steals - $5.69
Blank Frame - $5.69
Mosa Lina - $6.49
Fatum Betual - $6.49
Castle in the Darkness - $6.49
Dead Beacon - $6.49

= $80.60. Tax not included. Seventeen games total.

Now let's pretend I wanted to be more reasonable and I chose modestly priced games rather than starting from the cheapest. Here's a list where I take quality into account:

Undying Flower - $12
An English Haunting - $15
Siege and the Sandfox - $19
Ebola Village - $22
The Slormancer - $26
SenseS: Midnight - $6

=$100. Tax not included. 6 games total.

Why would a guy like me care about high priced games when I can enjoy myself just find amongst the niche games market?

congrats on not understanding the implications of the situation.

I understand it clearly. But I don't buy tripleA nigger garbage, so it still doesn't affect me.

she looks like she hangs out with thugs at the back of the school

my understanding is gay furry dev makes half-assed cash grab game, suddenly gains popularity with the coomer retards on this website. decides to actually put effort into fixing the game, coomer retards on this site get mad.

So was chrono trigger
Actually ct was even worse, it was the first moviegame

Seems to me, with the sentence in the 2nd paragraph about "how 'normal' societal standards would see the game at the time" that he's trying to make his game palatable for a larger portion of players instead of just for Furry ERPers.

Like the point was to make an action game where the characters happen to be sexy, but he accidentally made an erotic role play game that happens to have Action gameplay in it and he's trying to course correct.

a crossover thread where we argue or not whether Karl Jobst should be forced to buy everyone copies of Grand Theft Auto 6 at $100 per copy in penance for what he did to Billy Mitchell, which works out to about ten thousand copies!

a fair settlement, I think.

I don't know he starts off by saying it's an apology but I don't know what he's apologizing for? What did he do? If you try to follow his run-on sentences, it is for "a statement in a screenshot that was passive aggressive that was explaining something that was due to normal society standards..." and it goes on like that.

That's just not how apologies work. Is it the statement that was wrong? The screenshot? The societal standards?

cool blogpost, but who asked?

The amount of Expedition 33 threads don't bother me.

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don't care about the Atlyss Breast Slider Thing, though that dev guy sure makes his own life hard with the way he communicates so obtusely.

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The Karl Jobst/Billy Mitchell thing is funny to watch.

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The $80 borderlands thing/$100 GTA thing doesn't bother me because I'm not going to buy those games.

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It makes my dick hard and I'm straight therefore futa is straight too

He put something in a beta build for testing purposes that offended his current player base, so he backpedaled and apologized.
but... it looks like what he put in the beta build is actually more in line with his artistic vision for the game so now he's between a rock and a hard place.

She looks like leaves her room in a reprehensible state.

It'd be great if games were cheaper but the selective seething over price is a problem because it's inconsistent. Nobody complained about $100 Starfield 5-day early access. Nobody complained about $100 Doom: The Dark Ages 2-day early access. Nobody complained about $110 Monster Hunter Wilds Premium Deluxe edition. People keep saying people can't afford $70 games but I keep seeing people affording $100 no problem. Then you've got people already accepting $100 GTA VI whenever they decide to announce that which proves gamers are hypocritical and okay with $100 when it's the right game doing it and not at the actual price being asked. If they really want to prove that $100 games are too much, then they should not buy the new GTA VI when it comes out but we all know they will. That's why I can't take the seething over pricing seriously because it's selective on when it matters and when it doesn't.

Would you let your daughter go to school dressed like that?

I saw the no rest for the wicked controversy and was inclined to give it a shot because women being subdued is pretty hot and it sounds like the guy was right about whatever they were arguing about? It's not really clear.

but I looked at the game it sort of looks like generic action survival RPG? meh. and he claims he's barely breaking even when he's got 40,000 reviews on steam? whatever. pass.

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