The God of War is just a large-breasted, redheaded woman in her mid-30s

The God of War is just a large-breasted, redheaded woman in her mid-30s

What did they mean by this?

I didn't remember Kratos looking like that...

Its Kratlyn now

BOY!

Women don't act like this

It's ok cause she's based.

Having a fat pussy is a requirement to be a Goddess of War

what the fuck is that backboob jesus

It's fat anon. Not a backboob. Fat.

What did she do?

MarySueika the God of Bore

he do be lookin zesty tho...

Killed Genshin

She's literally the best woman in Genshin and I want to marry her and impregnate her over and over.

Thats called buttcheeks, underagebro

Crotch zipper

Hot damn

kek

I prefer her gyaru gato sexo friend

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IS THAT A GODDAMN BUTT?

ABLABLBALBLABLABLBAABLABLBALBLABLABLBAABLABLBALBLABLABLBAABLABLBALBLABLABLBAABLABLBALBLABLABLBAABLABLBALBLABLABLBA

just make it a red board already.

The last thing preteen boys see when they are home alone.

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I wish I got her C2 but I just didn’t have enough gems, C0 is comfy though.

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NEITHER
natlan is a filler region

so when do you think xhe's gonna delete this one?

yesterday I did a plunge attack on some rocks and got stuck in the falling animation and mavuika's ass looked just like that

achkually, 6.x is literally a filler region, a year long one.

most boring kit

also most useful

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Mommy? Or Onee-san?

Problem is not only Natlan is filler but the new QoL features are starting to fuck with the game.

Confirmed the fake sky theory

We get a lot more insight into the sovereigns & pre-human Teyvat, the Heavenly Principles and the “special rules” that govern the world, and a dash of extra Khaenriah lore

filler

Nah.

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Mavuika is only about 35~ so onee-san is correct, but she’s definitely running out of time to become a mommy.

literally perfect in every way

super strong, smart and beautiful before she even became an archon

has zero character flaws

The Mary-est of all Sues

we learned a lot more about things that they made up during the 5th year of the game, which weren't mentioned in any other meaningful way before that

The fake sky is the sole exception to this and while it's neat, it's also meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It's just "oh, neat, the sky is fake."

Genshin in year 1 was a story about an alien trying to reunite with its sibling, who joined with "the team that hates the gods." They're adding factions and factions on top of that and it's muddling the story that brought everyone into the game in the first place.

wow, she even gets trips on 4chins. shes so fucking overpowered

what recent qol has fucked with the game? They've only implemented like 3 things I've wanted so it's hard for me to tell

The 4 shades and Teyvat having special rules that govern it are literally 1.X lore, and the sovereigns got fleshed out in 2.X. Just because you’re a lorelet who didn’t pay attention to that doesn’t mean anything is getting muddied up.
I bet you’re one of those retards that mashes through dialogue and cries about not having a skip button.

cuck imageset

These two are still better.

I'll agree that she's at least good for breeding sex, but that's all she's good for, clearly the worse 5 star claymore user, Yes, even to starter shit claymores like Diluc.

sex
with latinas
hot, sweaty, sticky seggs

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holy sexo
best archon

Passive aggressive bullshit that has been going on since the start of 5.x that only now starts to bite your ass.

Scam typewriter that barely does nothing for artifact subs when people have been begging for loadouts

Aggressively reduced the mora and exp book output from doing events or playing Natlan, even if you are ar60 you are becoming poorer and forced to spend resin on leylines

Forcing you to 80% new maps to not miss out on the temporary bonus 400 primos thus discouraging players from backlogging an already poor in content map

Shortening event completion time for big festivals

Only releasing 1 artifact domain for almost the entirety of Natlan and then releasing a second one with artifacts that only work for 2 characters making farming even more of a slog than ever before

It's just not fun in the long run and this shit likely will stay.

Don't forget we got confirmation that Seelies are angels, which was nothing more than a fan theory since the 1.X times.

indeed, she really is

Forcing you to 80% new maps to not miss out on the temporary bonus 400 primos thus discouraging players from backlogging an already poor in content map

Shortening event completion time for big festivals

Holy nitpicking. I get 400 primos for doing something I was already doing. And event durations are still way more than enough for everyone to complete.

i agree only with the typewriter

people are still playing Genshin Impact

What kind of disease is this?

They buff Superconduct

But only it’s mediocre dogshit damage and not the actual reason anybody bothers with it (Phys. res shred)

And also the damage still sucks after the buff

So bizarre.

Nothing wrong with that though...

live service game

Scam typewriter

It's only a scam if you're the kind of absolute moron to go for elemental gobblets expecting perfect substats.

reduced the mora and exp book

Being fair, on this one I agree with you, but if you're level 60 that shit was just pilling up, unless you're getting every single character that's being released, and that's impossible without waling, so if you're a wale pay for your stamina reffils fucker.

Forcing you to 80% new maps

No one is forcing anyone. Those 400 Primos are just there for the taking, it's not like they took them out of Spiral Abyss rewards or some other place, you get the exact same amount of primos you would've gotten without it.

Shortening event completion time for big festivals

Meh, most festivals can be finished in 2 hours, so while I can see why this is a complaint, I really don't see how it's such a huge inconvenience.

Only releasing 1 artifact domain for almost the entirety of Natlan and then releasing a second one with artifacts that only work for 2 characters making farming even more of a slog than ever before

This is quite literally every single area in the game, Fontaine did it last year with the domain that's useful only for Arlechinno and that forgettable dendro whore that loves setting shit on fire.

Sunk cost.

theres no way that by the time this is all over the archons dont get together. it has to happen, they'll all have to use their powers together to fight whatever big bad guy is about to destroy the planet/reality

draw a skintight suit that perfectly matches the pussy curvature

literally why not just draw her nude at this point

I already got more than enough enjoyment for the $100 I invested. I'm playing because I want to see what comes next and because the world map is pretty.

That's game ending stuff anon, when they come together with you to save the day with the power of friendship.

I do not care about the -lore-, I care about the -story-. These are completely separate things and the thing that got me into the game in 1.0 was the -story-. I don't want there to be a skip button for the story; I want the story to be well-written and engaging, like it was in 1.0 (and which has happened in short bursts throughout the game's life, like in 3.0 and 4.0). My issue is that by emphasizing the lore, they're weakening the story.

invested

lol
lmao even

You are as much an investor as a gambler is

This thread has made me finally make a separate Mavuika sub folder.
Also, gyaru sexo

What are you a woman? every man on planet earth understands that the implication of the female form is much better than the actual thing when it comes to porn. We understand this before we get to our 20s.

That last event in Inazuma hinted at us having to choose a side but I doubt hoyo has the balls to do that. They need to please every customer otherwise the chinese will set their building office on fire.

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It's how the word is used sometimes kid. Maybe you'll learn about it at school soon.

Shes making a mess....

because then he wouldn't be able to post it here or on other sfw sites?

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God I hate hoyolore fags

I've saved the images that I liked. Farewell.

what would happen if she let out a huge fart?

Post more pictures.

here's a hot fox lady skinny dipping, full nude frontal body shot

That too. There’s also the fact that the Traveler can purge the Abyss, which also went forgotten for nearly 4 years.
There’s nothing wrong with the main story choosing to be cohesive with the game’s lore. Natlan delivered satisfying story beats while anchoring it all to the overarching conflict against both the Abyss and the Heavenly Principles. The only difference is that this was organically integrated into the Archon Quest with Mavuika and Capitano guiding you through instead of a tangentially-related chapter interlude with Dainsleif as your guide and MAYBE a once-a-year cameo from your sibling.

Very cute. I am going to save this.

plays genshit

spends hundred bucks (lets be honest, it was probably more)

calls others kids

lol
lmao even

seethes

unless you're getting every single character that's being released, and that's impossible without waling

I don't know if you consider welkin and occasional bp whaling but I never pulled the hard card in fontaine still got all new characters except chiori, lyney, nevillete and Emilie also rolling for 4 5* weapons yet finished fontaine with like 30 mil mora and enough exp for at least 2 characters. Meanwhile in Natlan I rolled for everyone except Kinich, chasca, mizuki and only rolled for one 5* weapon and currently have only 6 mil mora and close to no books. My rolling and character building habits haven't changed at all, the game changed.

Fontaine did it last year with the domain that's useful only for Arlechinno and that forgettable dendro whore that loves setting shit on fire.

There was another 2 sets in between that works for geo dps characters(mainly navia) and a flexible healer set.

got FACTED so hard he can only repeat buzzwords

kek

she might just be

look up OP image

ntrshit doujin

im glad kemono is around, these faggots don't deserve money, get fucked

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Sad to see natan get so much hate when it got some of the best designs

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lmao I've been spending resin on leylines since forever especially since I've started r5 90ing every 3 and 4* weapon I got on top of leveling and talents for new characters I use

Natlan has a really great cast

I'm on pace to have like 400 rolls by Mavuika's rerun. Do I go for C2 Kinich or pray I can get C6 Mavuika? They're C0 and C1 respectively and in the same burning team.

I think Aqua Simulacra is probably the better choice for a DPS Diona build.

Natlan delivered satisfying story beats

What a laughably incorrect position. I'll grant you that Natlan's story wasn't as disappointing as Fontaine's massive letdowns in parts 2 and 3, but it also never came anywhere close to the heights of Fontaine's introduction. The most damning thing about natlan is that I can barely even remember the main story beats. What I remember is

cute tournament arc that goes south

Citlali being drunk and getting way too much screen time

Mav being completely flawless, which makes her boring compared to the compelling stories of the previous, flawed, archones

HARD TONAL SHIFT suddenly everyone is dead and "this is war, Paimon"

lmao just kidding Mav is the best and strongest so she punch hard and the conflict is over

BUT WAIT she has to die because she punched hard

lmao just kidding again, Mav is saved by Capitano killing himself because... death itself isn't strong enough to say "no, that's not the bargain I agreed to, fuck off."

ending DBZ laser fight between Mav and a child

These are not satisfying story beats.

anchoring it all to the overarching conflict against both the Abyss and the Heavenly Principles

This literally doesn't matter and they have to write every character like a complete retard to try to make it matter. It was the same issue as in Fontaine's final act.

Holy shit, did you see that amazing thing that Focalors did to trick an entity we've never seen or engaged with, only to have that entity do nothing at all in retaliation? So amazing to see nothing of importance happen involving characters we don't care about!! Oh btw the flood is over now and no one died and none of the stakes established in the previous two acts mattered. :^]

Natlan was never /that/ bad about it, but they absolutely wasted Capitano after building him up for 5 years, and then the "nation of war, which we've never seen anyone from in any other nation" was also completely subverted for the sake of collecting Pokemon.

There was another 2 sets in between that works for geo dps characters(mainly navia) and a flexible healer set.

You know damn well that set is only for Navia, the only other Geo DPS is Itto and he still very much prefers Husk. And a General healer set? really? what's wrong with the other two sets already in the game? The only reason why that set would be useful is if you're brand new and you don't have a full set of Clam or the other healer set. You're advocating for the shit that you hate. This only means that Fontaine had 2 artifact domains that are "with artifacts that only work for 2 characters making farming even more of a slog than ever before"

Mavuika can slot into pretty much any team that needs Pyro and/or wants Cinder City buffs, she’s the better choice if you’re going to overinvest, personal biases aside.

This is your grandmother.

I’m an autistic bat guy who’s really into farming vegetables?

I can't believe that autist showed up in fucking Fontaine, all because of his vegetables. I really gotta finish that event in the next few days

What is safe for work about seeing the exact outline of her labia? Could you go show that picture to your boss and let me know what his take is?

Are you genuinely just mind broken from porn, or are you a bot? There's no 'implication' here, you can legit just see her pussy.

What the fuck was the reasoning for this anyway. You'd think it was some group fieldtrip to Fontaine now that they're allowed to leave Natlan, but the dialogue from several characters makes it sound like they're walking right next door to deliver produce and have been doing so all their lives.

The sheer amount of women after Traveler is insane, Traveler has to be truly incest focused to friendzone them all.

Autism

Lorefags would tell you to just turn your brain off.
The real reason is honestly just turn your brain off.

they release a phys-buffing twink for her

their kits actually incompatible

What did they mean by this?

Natlan flopped.

Autism.

sex
sex
sex

Act like what?

They do have Kinich & Ifa/Ororon get bogged down with the whole flying objects thing so I guess that vouches for their unfamiliarity with Fontaine. The Varesa one is kinda weird though. Dori does have a dialogue option where she talks about trading with her, so maybe they met halfway along the border and Dori got her some connections in Fontaine, but that’s a way bigger stretch for sure.

offmodel

offmodel

offmodel

sign

take out bats and literally me but not restricted to vegetables

That character is why i didn't quit genshin last year.

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It made perfectly sense

autism

Sometimes is nice

ntr

It's what hoyofags deserve in the end

Mavuika

Marika

I need crossover art

The Ragnarok... changed him...

Being obsessed with on-model must be suffering.

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I was surprised they let her be bad at acting in that event not too long ago

whatever kratos did after ragnarok is his buisness.

I'm so glad I quit after acquiring the eight cunny and thus completing my goal.

Well, they can't all come together anyway because the hydro archon is fucking dead

These are not satisfying story beats.

Yes they are. You can make just about anything sound unflattering if you word it like that.

but they absolutely wasted Capitano after building him up for 5 years,

Only thing in this text wall that I agree with.

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

punches a fucking hole in the sky

other archons, are you even trying?

why does she have so much back fat under her shoulder blades?

Is there any credence to the theory that the random hydro Sumeru character they're adding after Skirk is Jeht?

the most boring personality

just strong for absolutely no reason

no personal drama

punches a fucking hole in the sky

dies

Nope, that's just a rumor. And not some brainrotted genshin theorycrafters rumor, just a normal pedestrian rumor.

Her "drama" was leaving her family behind to time skip to the future. Everyone she knew died and she wasn't there to be a part of their lives, but she's so cool and strong willed it barely even feels like an issue.

have they ever done that? turn a literal npc into a playable character?

the newest schizo leak is that 5.8 has no new character at all and that the rumored hydro girl in 5.8 leak was made up.

Blonde babymaking sex I want her to smother me with her tits

Kratlyn

lmao

fucking fuck sex fuck

what the fuck are these nonsense complaints
you have had to spend resin on leylines since forfucking ever, it's not a new thing, quests and events have never outpaced character requirements
you have like two entire months to 80% new regions for that bonus as well, it's hardly time intensive

Her power creep had a lot to do with me losing interest in the game. T c2r1 haver.

ZZZ

genshin finally makes one good design with a skintight suit, crotch zipper, and fat ass

There will be zero doujins about this

but Pulchra had a real and unique design to begin with

No.

finally meets her dead sister

"lol I don't really care sis"

"lol me too"

don't even hug and just fuck off

natlanese women owe me sex

Thats what I mean, its supposed to be her one "problem" and they just brushed it off like it was nothing. They really made her the biggest Mary Sue possible, just like I said earlier in the thread

i feel like the one legitimate reason to be upset, nightsoul getting pushed so hard in abyss, is the last thing anyone complains about when it comes to natlan
it's all shit like

characters not brown enough

technology is lore-breaking (who fucking cares)

not enough males

i don't like using indwell

100% all natlan zones

still need around 90-100 sigils to max the tablet

I know 100% doesn't actually mean 100%, but i can't have missed 70-90 chests, so are we getting some chests on the border to nod-krai or something?

only archon who will grow old

she needs to get knocked up ASAP

That's not how mid-30s women look like.
Try mid-20s.

The only gacha that gets a substantial amount of doujins these days is Blue Archive unfortunately. Obviously it’s a bit of a monkey’s paw for them but that’s a whole different conversation.
Also Fate, but that’s a given at this point.

Yeah, by me.

dear god I hope Tsaritsa will be another sexy mommy

They better not fuck it up with some teenager, or worse, a toddler

crisis in Natlan ends

offers (You) to go on a extended road trip together right after in her SQ

Well, at least she has priorities in order.
I’m predicting that she’ll be another hebe, but I’ll gladly take another hag if that’s what they’re serving us. Too bad we have to wait an extra year to find out.

I want the story to be well-written and engaging, like it was in 1.0

lol what story

Around you.

don't even joke about that

all the girls i've pulled for, except Xilonen, have been DPS

also want Skirk

Ngl bwos I'm starting to feel some extreme burnout. Grinding Crit artifacts for another overly gimmicky character in quick succession does not feel good.

this is what i wish they don't do with varka.

It's obvious to anyone with two brain cells fighting for 3rd place that the Tzaritza is gonna be the Bronyaface of Genshin.

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what about escoffier? you did pull her right? i dunno why you're even thinking about skirk if you didn't

sure just like how Seele was the hydro archon

There's generalists sets, even for DPS. Martian Hunter Phantom of whatever it's called for example, You do need Furina to use that set, but if you have her you can slap it on absolutely everyone and it'll work.

i dunno why you're even thinking about skirk if you didn't

I did not, and won't. If Skirk needs her that badly I'll skip her as well.
Doesn't really matter because I still need to farm for crit and good stats regardless of the set. And I don't mind that much, but I've been doing so since the fucking start of Natlan, fucking hell.

Nod Krai better have phlogiston or I'll blow a fuse

I know the modern narrative is that early Genshin's story was shit but I reject that nonsense. It was simple and clean.
You are an eternally-old travelling alien who landed on [this planet] and got separated from your [sibling]. The sibling travels the world and gets radicalized against the gods, while you wake up 500 years later in the rebuilt world. You embark on a journey to retrace your sibling's steps, to see if you come to the same conclusion that they did.
The story in Mond and Liyue is mostly consistent: the acting gods are trying to relinquish their power to humans. They are tired of ruling. One nation, Snezhnaya, is clearly accumulating power for some scary goal, which the other nations are resisting because Snezhnaya is brutal and doesn't explain its plans. In both nations, you resolve a situation that the gods could have resolved easily, but chose not to because they're trying to make their people stronger.

Skip 3 nations and what is Natlan's story? "This god was ALWAYS human, and she's the best and strongest god ever, and she's perfect and loves her job so much that she sent herself into the future so she could be god-human-boss TWICE. And she resolves the catastrophe of the nation without any real help from her people."

but they prayed

Fuck off, I mean -real- help. Emotional support is not real support.

prefer short hair to long hair on girls

unless it’s red hair

Why am I like this?

random bullshit made up by people

vs

first beta files

thinks they stuck with their original plot

just like how Mavuika gave the traveller her powers right?

Mihoyo’s own sister company releases a whole GROUP of hot biker chicks just in time to take the wind out of this broad’s sails

Lmao

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It's called cross promotion, we didn't know about the bike when we knew about Caesar.
That said Caesar's personality works better as the god of war than Mavuika who is just really uninteresting.

they both got done dirty

Are the Friendly Encounters interesting? I'm really tired of this event and that's all I have left

I don't see the issue

They single handedly saved the story side of the event for me

sometimes it just be like that

The sort of preview for varka places him firmly in tall male model-tier. I'm just hoping for him to be a anemo main dps, i want a reason to use best senpai

Sigewinne's was wild. She was slaughtering cute animals to entertain children.

Mavuika is better. Also

Redditlingo bird

Lmao

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There is a chance that Varka is a huge male since this concept art was leaked.

its legitimately like a 30-50% damage reduction without escoffier, cryo is a broken element and escoffier is the bandaid
if you don't get her and you plan on using cryo units you are a fool

implying mihomo will EVER add a bear

Lmaoing at your life

She will be a sexy hebe since we don't have one of those kinds of archons.

That was made by mihoyo and that blonde guy in the bottom is Varka.

jej

Man, if they would have added buff male, they'd have done it with itto. Varka will be blonde diluc.

mid-30s

she looks 25

Why would they have made that gay pussy buff?

I don't like the zipper thong. Way too overplay your hand when less would have been more,

omg it miku

i lost a 75/25 and quit gacha

thank god Hoyo included that terrible system to help gacha players get frustrated and quit

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you plan on using cryo units

I don't.

what about now?

girls on bikes is cringe

Not him, looks even stupider.

What is a 75/25?

I genuinely think Escoffier is worth it even if you don't care about cryo. It's really fucking weird seeing everyone say that she is niche only to freeze teams when she just has a built in res shred(which any VV character also has). She can work in basically any team as an excellent sub-dps, arguably the best one in the game so far.

If they make a special buff body type just for Varka, Tsaritsa better use Mirror Maiden's

According to that it's for the Fatui guy too, and someone else.

It's hotter if she's a hag.

skirk is a cryo dps
look, it's up to you if you wanna waste your primos on a brick I guess

Yeah she's useful to Hydro teams too, I've been using her with my Mualani to great effect, I dunno why everyone is so fucking dead set on skipping her when she is a top tier support for these two elements

mid 30's

Beyond expired.

all the same arguments people make to Mavuika being a mary sue can be made to Zhongli who was never called one

except Mavuika gets less screentime because the devs spent more time shilling Citlali

???

Tsaritsa will be a hebe, there is no better model for the goddess of love.

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look, it's up to you if you wanna waste your primos

I told you two replies ago that if Skirk needs Escoffier that badly I am not pulling for either. PLEASE work on your reading comprehension.

mid 30's

mein gott! mihoyo finally fulfilled my dream!

She'll be a hebe because MHY are hebefags, hence why hebes are always the most pushed waifus while hags constantly get shafted.

hags constantly get shafted

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ZZZ replaced all their EN VAs

HSR in the process of replacing all their EN VAs, even replacing their MCs

Genshin is up next

Are you happy?

yes

ZZZ has been hag central for a while if you wanna come over.

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She's hot so I must spend my entire salary on her

If you think about it for a second.
You could in theory open that zipper, stick your penis inside and then let the motorcycle ride do the rest.

Mavuika's bike is lame, and she's a total mary su-

mavuika's thighs tighten around your neck

cough, ack, mavuika is sexy, and the bike is *gets tighter* agh, hack, ugh, really cool, and immersive to natlan!

gets even tighter

a-and she's the best archon since raid-

gets skull crushingly tight

THE BEST ARCHON! VIVA NATLAN! MAVUIKA MY GODDESS FOREVER I LOVE YOU AAHHHHHHH LET ME GO PLEASE

"good boy"

gets up, kisses you

I didn't think this is what he meant by "we must be better men"

I won't be happy until the standard for American VA vastly improves or until all American VAs are out of jobs.

Shifu when

just like in real life!

Pump those Veins!

ZZZ only replaced five characters, one more is still missing

sucks to suck but i always played in jp dub.

Feels like it's too late. I didn't get in when it started so there feels like no point. At least with genshin I can still pop in from time to time even if I barely play it anymore.

Anniversary is coming which will give you a ton of free shit, that'll be your time to join.

30s is the most attractive age range

Check out Veo3. VAs are fucking finished.

one more is still missing

Whomst've?

Rip off Yang from RWBY and put her in a gacha

How shameless.

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sky shattering sex with the pyro archon

Might as well let her be in something of worth

the RWBY girls would fit so well in the game

rwby: 2013

ggz himeko: 2012

lol

Genshin tries to pander to americans and make a third world region

They give their archon a nigger ass and even ass physics from zzz

She becomes the worst selling archon, behind a literal gremlin and a twink faggot

She becomes the first female archon to not be the most popular character in their own region

What did mihoyo meant by this?

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No way, she needs more accessories to fit in.

Burnice is happy jus to have another bikerfriend

english voice "actors"

Is scoffer worth rolling for?

Feels like it's too late.

2.0 is right around the corner, followed by the 1st anniversary soon after. Probably not a better time to start.

I mean she also has some of the most exposed cleavage of anyone in the game. But she's the worst selling archon because she wasn't the shill character for her region and failed to pop off like Raiden.

I dunno, you tell me

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uniontrannies get the rope.

I already have everyone else in SS for sub-dps and 5 in SS for Support so I guess I'm skipping.

Nothing of that changes that she was aimed at americans and she flopped where it matters, in the country that fund these games, so I will keep laughing about it just like their last game is flopping for the same reason

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Do you plan on getting Skirk?
If so, you need Icecoffee.

Reminder that Mav has been the archon in the present for the almost 2 decades so there are a lot of men in Natlan whose sexual awakening as kids was watching their new Archon strut around in a low collar skin-tight latex catsuit.

Dehya

say it ain't so...

Jane (Yaoyao)

Sumeru was a third world region and it was the best performing patch. It was so popular they had to give it no content for six months just so HSR could get off the ground.

You're going to fucking hate me.
I got her in 23 rolls and then I got her weapon on 0 pity.
Guess I'm rolling for Skirk.

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Its interesting how ZZZ has an abudance of hags while also being incapable of having lolis.
The lolis end up as hebes and characters you would expect to be hebes like Burnice or vivian have hag bodies and the only girl that may actually be a loli without hebe hips is Yufufu

Some people at MHY REALLY hated Dehya and went out of their way to make her the worst character in the game. Maybe it was the timing, since she came out while Genshin was desperately trying to get more female players.

I really like her

Grats anon. I haven't been that lucky in quite a long time.
Enjoy your anime girl Gordon Ramsay, she's pretty fuckin' good.

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they were more lolis than hags at launch
season 2 will have more lolis than hags

Stop it, Mavuika... Why are you looking at me like that?

They just refuse to make standard characters good for some reason. Mizuki is literally worse than Qiqi and yet she's a decent character story wise.

I usually get absolutely fucked on pity, but tend to have good luck on the 50/50s. It feels real nice to have it both ways for once.

Tighnari

We have lolis coming in for 2.0.

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There are no lolis, only Corin and yufufu next

single target only

Garbage.

She has a bit of that "aunt" energy that makes me feel weak

Jane Doe's last voiced patch was back in 1.4 She had no spoken appearances since. She's likely already replaced, but it depends on when we see her again (not soon).

Always funny to see VAs voice characters with such different vibes, (Jane Done / Yaoyao)

for some reason

Because people wouldn't roll for the latest powercreep if standard characters were good

Maybe I'll give it a look. I want to keep Genshin around because I like the exploration but I really find no motivation to ever do the combat focused stuff like Abyss. And HSR I've only hung on to largely because it's an easy game to actually play (or let play) on phone and holding out for DoT/Kafka love which will be a deciding factor on if I don't drop it. But ZZZ is probably more my speed for waifus at least or Wuthering Waves maybe.

no those aren't lolis those are toddlers

no those aren't lolis those are hebes

the curse of the unattainable lolis

ZZZ is going to start doing larger explorable maps in 2.0, probably similar to how HI3 works now, so if you didn't like how it was just battle arenas, it's changing towards more explorable stuff soon.

Mobs have become rare in abyss ever half way through fontaine he has only gotten stronger, also pull Yai

the same arguments people make to Mavuika being a mary sue can be made to Zhongli who was never called one

Zhongli is a decrepid old man who abandoned his post. He also has quirks he gets made fun of like forgetting about money

damn immoral hag! deserves correction!

Evelyn is the best ZZZ

You do know voice acting is just a side gig for actors outside of Japan, right? All the people who aspired to become VAs for a living are completely retarded. Only the creme of the crop get enough money for a decent living wage.

It's like when people praise the voice actors for Soulsborne games and recent Final Fantasies but they Shakespearian theater actors who read a few lines for some pocket money.

That was one of the main reasons I didn't pick it up. I prefer explore-able environs to just battle arenas so that does sound appealing. May give it a try, thanks.

Around hags you can relax

They wouldn't roll for the standards if they're bad though, It's just a loss, no one wins.

I blame BA, there is a huge difference between a randoseru wearing JS and short 15 y/o

But on the other hand they're going all in on China pandering

They could have just not made them standards in the first place. They chose for Dehya and Mizuki to be standard characters, which is especially notable for Dehya since she was part of the archon quests. Neverminding that Sumeru already had a standard character with Tighnari who was leagues better than Dehya. Hell last I saw Dehya literally doesn't function properly and the never fixed her bugs.

Yes, I am aware. The pay absolutely isn't there for voice acting as a VA and all the UK actors who do it are stage actors doing VA as a side gig, that's why the American VAs we do get are just complete garbage: they're nobodies who will accept low pay. Hell recently they've taken to hiring fucking Youtubers. EN Pulchra was voiced by a Vtuber.
I dunno what's to be done about it because obviously the west doesn't value voice acting as an industry.

The funny thing is that Mavuika isn’t immortal; the Pyro Archon ages normally. She just looked herself in the mirror one day and decided that’s how a woman her age should dress

Mavuika has no personality and it's fucking bizarre for a fire themed character

The solution is to just not have a standard pool in the first place. Why not just make all characters limited, and on banners you have the focus shill character and a pool of like 5 other characters from recent patches or the same region, and if you lose the 50/50 you get one of those instead.
It would make losing the 50/50 feel not so terrible because the unit you got instead you might have also wanted, or it's character that's not completely fucking useless.
Because that's why getting 50/50'd sucks so much. Not only did you not get what you wanted and wasted a ton of pulls, you got a character that is actually good for nothing and will rot in your roster untouched forever.

what a weird fucking thing to say
dubfag or something?

sauce

describe her personality in one sentence

You’ve just described the Chronicled Wish and nobody rolls on it except for me, losing my Ganyu coinflip to Shenhe was super comfy since I was going to roll her next anyways

responsible

Sex mating press get pregnant.

agreed her story should have been really cool but they somehow made a story about her and six of her closest friends fighting to the death against the abyss the most uninteresting story in the game.

What can you even do with Shenhe? I thought she may finally have a good teammate with Shirk but it seems like Escoffier fills that role.

Hoyo just too lazy to write character personalities lately, Star Rail a good example. Phainon and Maydei got no personality besides being homo

Shenhe/Furina/Escoffier is Ayaka’s best team. I don’t think it’s the case for Skirk but I can’t imagine it’s that much weaker than whatever her best is.

If you're gonna bring Star Rail into this, then they've got far bigger problems than just personality on their characters. Genshin at least seems to have learned to MOVE THE FUCKING CAMERA AROUND for example, something that seems to baffle the devs of Star Rail, which is a disgrace considering they work for the exact same company.

Here's an example, the voice actor was a nobody who went all fucking out on this, it should've been badass just based on the dialogue and how that unknown voice actor fucker delivers the lines, instead it was lame as fuck.

youtu.be/w2OO23zt1ak?si=VaY_w59YqRTDePoZ

tard wrangler

They're compatible, but only if you roll for 7 copies of Mika.
Meanwhile, he conveniently works with Ayaka right out of the gate! Oh, and her banner was his release. How fortunate for her!

Part of the issue is that she is just strong and responsible with nothing else going but to give exposition. They touch on the idea of her being competitive but only slightly. She likes to ride her bike and apparently is reckless with it, but this supposed reckless nature never shows itself.

And in spite of the supposed odds being against them she always seems in control, never vulnerable. This is the worst part because there is plenty of groundwork for her to be. Even one of the trailers touched on her having doubts. But she never really shows any in the game proper even once. Not asking for her to be Furina-level tragic but that she's a stone wall at all times works against her.

It really doesn't help that she's out of focus a lot when she isn't giving exposition or fighting. MHY made it no secret that their favorite Natlan character is Citlali, followed by Kachina and Ororon. And finally, she's a hag, and the Genshin side really doesn't seem to like hags. Xilonen also has no character because they didn't want to give her a chance to have one, and both she and Chasca were sidelined by Citlali in their own patches.

I disagree stoic characters like Chasca are more interesting and Citlali's story quest felt like the more important one compared to Mavuika's even with Xbalanque showing up.

fucking kek

Natlan is opening up for trade and Fontainians are exploting the cheap knock off mexican prices to fund their amusement park. So they have to meet with the farmer that runs the cheap mexican farm - the autistic bat guy. Autistic bat guy decides to take his best friend the overworked goofy cowboy vet with him on vacation and he agrees. That's about it honestly, i don't get what's so hard to understand.

Mavuika should have been a deadbeat mom always going out and driving her bike, being a very bad influence on everyone. We already have enough boring stoicfags in the Archon roster (the Cryo one is 99.999% going to be stoic as well). Natlan was a swing and a huge miss.

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY GOOD MAVUIKA X EI PORN? IT'S LIKE 3 PICTURES AND 0 VIDEOS. Honestly what's wrong with porn artists not drawing/animating these two fucking. I hope they're in an event together so the autistic artists can be nudged to make it happen.

Part of the issue is that she is just strong and responsible with nothing else going but to give exposition

so Is Zhongli but his backstory is much more engaging, on paper she has more going for her but the way the story is told is boring. I really liked Natlan but somehow she ended up the only one I didn't like, the writers handled Chasca with more care than Mavuika and she is basically adult Razor.

I get the feeling that'll be the tsaritsa. everyone loves on her and does her bidding for her attention but she doesn't do anything with anyone

wtf is that image quality?

There are no bad/evil characters anymore.
Wanderer turned over a new leaf.
Capitano turned out to be the nicest guy ever.
Dottore will see the error of his ways.
Tsaritsa will be Tsundere.
Signora will resurrect and be nice.

he's using a service to ban evade that has a anti-nsfw filter feature built it

sister company

it's the same company but another one of their games

Dottore will see the error of his ways.

Dottore already showed signs of being humble. Or did you forget how his technical defeat in sumeru almost made him beg nahida to allow him to be able to walk in sumeru?

They're extremely short and are mostly gags and jokes. Like it's 5 lines of dialogue per day for the 3 days, so 15 lines per character.

What does Mavuika taste like?

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Dottore is not doing anything wrong bro

I didn't care that much about anyone in Natlan. Kachina and Mualani are the same basic loli/bubbly types I've seen numerous times before. Mavuika, Xilonen and Sasuke have no personality. Ororon tries to but ends up just a tool for the most interesting character Capitano who dies at the end. Chasca has some potential despite being a stoic but it isn't explored enough. And Citlali is too over the top and obnoxiously pushed at the expense of others.

Natlan at least had Furina being a decently done tragic character who also has a quirky side without being obnoxious, and Navia was a much better 'waifu' than Citlali who fit neatly in the story without feeling so forced.

There are no bad/evil characters anymore.

that's probably because there's another hidden enemy that will be introduces in the last chapter. Tsaritsa might be the one to reveal the true plot behind the game.

Sabotaged by the retarded idea to let her fight on the fucking bike and by her in-game story. And I was never one of these FatuiHQ gaylords but Capitano's part in that was shit too.
t. someone who defended her for several months

I actually started to play the cheap knock-off because of that.

im just here to worship hag pussy

I LOVE PUFFY VAGINES AND IRL ONLY FAT BITCHES AND ILEGAL CUNNY HAVE THEM

FUCK

wanderer turned over a new leaf

True but despite him litearlly erasing his numerous attrocities from the irminsul, the traveler remembers the real him. Also he's still a huge dick to everyone.

Capitano turned out to be the nicest guy ever

No one expected him to be bad/evil, they've been glazing him since 1.0 as ultra honorable and polite.

Dottore will see the error of his ways

It will probably happen with one of his copies but we'll have to kill the real guy and the other evil copies

Tsaritsa will be Tsundere

that's also a given since 1.0, no one's ever described her as evil, she just gave the harbingers a mission and they're the ones doing evil shit to acomplish it but she doesn't care

Signora will resurrect and be nice

lol lmao even

My cum and saliva probably

I stopped playing Genshin after Dehya beta leaks. Imagine waiting for a character ever since the fucking region trailer, the kit they give her feels like an april fools character and then they NERF her during the beta. I hope Mihoyo fucking burns down one day

her fault for being brown

Biggest missed opportunity is not going hardcore 'mommy' with Mavuika. Especially since Genshin doesn't really have a proper female like that except for Lisa who hasn't been relevant in ever and for a brief bit Cloud Retainer.

cat girl wannabe deserves it

THOSE ARE AIR INTAKES AND EVERYONE GETS IT WRONG

I'm not gonna lie, I remember quitting for a long time starting around Sumeru, and it felt like Claymore characters in particular were getting fucked hard. Not sure if any of them between Mavuika ended up good though.

Chasca and Xilonen had interesting quests and they can be pretty funny without relying on an annoying mascots. Ororon and Ifa are probably my favourite as they have a solid dynamic and lore relevant stories. Varesa and Iansan show up too late and only get a tribe quest but the writers did nail their dynamic with the limited screen time they were given.
Kinich is probably the only boring one but that's not his fault he gets zero focus even in his own quest.

so she's hot headed and needs a ventilation system? just as bad

HSR getting it's own Dehya soon

Someone hates catgirls

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Natlan story is disappointing because it teased us with a story about two wildly different philosophies clashing in their approach to save the world from an existential threat (Mavuika vs Capitano) and ended up being a Shonen anime about the power of FRIENDSHIP and HOPE where Mavuika is the best at everything ever and everyone loves her and she just casually humiliates Gosoythoth by going "why u scared bruh?" and then dropping a greatsword on him.

region based on india

huge fucking desert that nobody liked

year of males

highly anticipated brown girl character with an S+ visual design given an absolute joke of a kit, one of the worst characters in the game bar none

it is no wonder sumeru nearly killed the game

God of war flops just like the real god of s,.oy

Hmm what did the Chinese mean by this

Because its a discord raid. They even have paid indian spammers for extra samefagging.
Thats why you don't see them in a board with ids like bant or 8moe

post hebe sexo

natlan story was based

Xilonen

interesting quest

That barely had anything to do with her. Yet another victim of the "NPC quest featuring title character" design.

>huge fucking desert that nobody liked

the fuck am I reading

p-people liked the desert, I swear!

lol

and it felt like Claymore characters in particular were getting fucked hard. Not sure if any of them between Mavuika ended up good though.

Navia is top tier, but the problem with claymores is mostly not there being available weapons with crit substats compared to other classes aside from serpent spine. Hell even the other bp claymore is complete dogshit nobody wants, Dehya's signature is for some reason top 4 rarest weapons in the game and Navia's is barely a stat stick.

But it did?
Her teacher was misusing the ancient name engraving. Or do you think character stories need to be backstory?

rolled Varesa and her weapon

still haven't leveled her up enough to be of use because have to spend 5 hours grinding enemy mats + waiting weeks for boss mats

The character leveling is one of the worst parts of Genshin. I can't even imagine being a new player and rolling characters you need to get all the way to Natlan to even build up properly.

and the other evil copies

really hope it's just one of them that survived because they were in a disconnected domain or something
personally i'm excited to one day help dottore kill himself

it takes a couple of days...

saturated market

gee I wonder why!

cheap knock-off because of that.

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My main issue was the story. It dragged so god damn much. Say what you will about the other main story quests, at least they didn't make you play Endless Eight in video game form.

this feature needs to be standardized @donaldtrump @elonmusk @fbi @bidenadministration @potus

What couple of days when you can only properly get a couple of boss mats a week, not counting whatever you can transform using the mat that's also pretty rare? You also have to wait 3 days for gathering mat respawns unless you can manage to find someone who will let you into that world. And you still have to spend hours finding and killing the same basic enemies for their mats.

It’s not a thong, her zipper goes all the way from front to back. It’s one piece.

you can just skip straight to natlan after liyue if you want, i think
but yes character building takes forever, it is the longest and most involved part of the game and don't even get me started on relics

have to roll the correct mainstat on the correct set

have to roll the correct substats on the correct mainstat on the correct set

have to roll the correct bonuses on the correct substat on the correct mainstat on the correct set

it's just exhausting getting dud after dud after dud after dud
and yes, i know all modern gacha is like this

“The story” didn’t bring people to this shit, COVID and lockdowns did.

NTA but Mavuika gives off “sporty aunt in who still thinks she’s in her 20s” vibes.

have to

have to

have to

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indian gookslop thread #559250595

"Good boy."

Runs her fingers through your hair, gently massaging your scalp as she tightens a little more, smiling down at you the entire time.

FTFY

sumeru had the highest revenue

I actually do have Dehya's weapon, but I get what you mean. But the characters seemed to struggle too, lots of 4 stars and most weren't great, and the 5 stars weren't either. I just remember people using Beidou because she was cheap and decent back then, no idea if she even holds up nowadays.

qrd whats wrong with india and korea? to me theyre the leading forces

Yeah honestly it's impossible to play Genshin after Wuwa, you're reminded at every turn that almost everything is worse. Genshin looks like shit and is incredibly stiff

is this another one of your chinese gamblin games boy?

shocking truth!

Shenhe still isn't the best in that team because you can boost Ayaya's damage more with other characters, and soon Skirk could replace her role in that team as a burst bot. She's much better now that Escoffier exists but still not really worth rolling.

Why is Anon Babble SUDDENLY, as of RIGHT NOW, giving backshots to older women

Natlan is good because it's the only area where the MC acts like a hero and is treated like one in the main story instead of having rug pulled from under their feet at the last second like a fucking idiot.

She needs to lose some weight.

do not return to this place

I got her because I want to build ayato escoffier furina layla

No piece of writing featuring Paimon can be good

its not my problem you're poor. Piss off.

I love Layla so much for some reason. Her normal attacks are probably my favorite in the game, her skill feels nice, her burst is cool. Overall kinda useless for me though so I haven't really built her but it's sort of tempting, I might do it when I get her c6 since I don't have a shielder. She helped me get one of the duelist achievements a while ago which was nice.

cause i'm solo, i'm han solo

voice actors are being replaced and you're posting mavuika. where the fuck do you get off.

NO PUBES?!?!?!??

Yes, no pubes.

overcorrection sure, still better than forced eepy time whenever there's a gnosis around

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Dread it, run from it, but ozempic is coming for your wife

yeah I like her kit as well as her character so it's a double bonus

I don't mind when games/anime do this. It's played out in the west because war go is just some beefy variation of Thor/Ares

I'm getting off here, if you catch my meaning.

boy what i tell you bout them devil slot machines

Do you still play bloom?

IIRC you can still kill the plappilla and lava meatball quickly with a burning comp.
Should've rolled Emilie if you weren't gonna use Natlan characters.

*spits on you* PTEW

If there's ever some physical god support she will be my main DPS with Aquila.

if there's ever a physical buffer I'll just make qiqi a phys dps

Mary Sues are completely fine if they're sexy and hot

ready for our trip to Nord Kai, bro?

hmm yes i will poorly generate a character that has 10000 pieces of art already

that's what I used to say too but layla won in the end
I wonder why cryo girls have nice sword attacks
tsaritsa might be a sword user huh

tsaritsa might be a sword user huh

Sadly there hasn't been a bow archon yet and tsarisa is the only one left.

that zipper would get caught on her pubes

OH NO NO NO NO

bro your venti?

oh god

If she had them, maybe.

he's an alien looking for his sister not a hero

Why is kachina so cute?

I will do a quick rewatch of the 5.3 archon quest before the upcoming 5.7 one. Because it was fun and gets me in the mood.

it's the nose bandage

honestly seeing him with his harp all the time makes it easy to think he's a catalyst user