Mario Kart Missions

These look fun

Fucking epic.

Thank god you can retry a mission with the push of a button. Imagine having to drive all the way back to the start.

I'm not paying $79.99 + sales tax for this.

moove

based

And yet you asked your dad to pay more for GameCube games

honestly who is gonna play as a cow

Quality of life shit is the most under appreciated thing about modern games, it's basically the only change I root for in remasters

cool, Mariokart DS-esque missions is what I wanted

I'm paying $79.99 + sales tax for this.

where is it from?

I have no idea why they only showed two of them during the direct and they were the most boring shit imaginable, this one already looks more fun

Hopefully there are bosses too

meds

lol, moove

And yet you asked your mom to pay less for GameCube games

this is what nintendo thought justified 80 bucks price tag

Moove

hahaha I LOVE IT! based Nintendo

Snoy has no cow levels lmao

Imagine if this game had actual drifting

map is completely empty until you start a mission

holy soulless

Isn't this just sonic frontiers?

The official Nintendo news app “Nintendo Today”. They also dropped a new trailer for Metroid.

beds

disease

This is like those mobile game ads that show the player losing on purpose so that you want to try it yourself.

try to focus on things in the distance

it's all just a blurry haze because of the meme upscaling and anti-soul gas

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do tendies really?

Why did they make the cows so sexy?

it's also a 3 mb mp4 at 840x480

now do the choo choo!

epic fail

They also dropped a new trailer for Metroid

motherfucker I thought it was real but it's just the first boss intro cutscene

kek

It’s like steer clear of obstacles but actually difficult, looking forward to how creative some of these will be

god he's retarded

I'M MOOOOOING

he's so fucking weird lmfao

Why do we need this Nintendo Today app instead of normal reveals on twitter or Nintendo’s official site? I can’t even use the Nintendo Today app to see this stuff because it’s not available in my region

No wonder they're collapsing

Nintendo doesn't want to depend on Twitter to get info out because of how weird they are all the time

Because Nintendo wants you to treat them like a religion.

no female cows

no animations

cows don't even blink

That'll be $89.99 + sales tax + tip + tariffs + first 3 paystubs + an unredeemed google play gift card sar

no female cows

because nintendo is not a brand, its a lifestyle

Then why didn’t they make the Nintendo today app available in my country?

X Is not stable enough, everyone knows musk its gonna ruin it sooner or later

i love cows, we have some great cows don't we? i go to a farm, i see the cows, i say 'wow, these are some great looking cows!' black and white cows, brown cows, we love 'em all, don't we? chocolate milk? don't have that in chy'na.

could genuinely listen to this freak talk about anything

youtube.com/watch?v=V-opVxYIKec
For a new thread; what’s Koopa going to be announcing?

"fun" is a buzzword used to mask the fact that a game has no redeeming qualities

that doesn't even make sense as an answer to his question, are you mentally challenged

you can probably clear it twice as fast by bouncing across the entire cow herd

the new charge jump mechanic is going to be a much bigger deal than what people think

I meant that you need to have a dedication similar to a religious person to keep up with their app daily. I used to read daily bible versus every morning but have replaced that with the Nintendo news app.

Basically turns this into a Mario Odyssey racing game

all those beautiful babes...

I'M KOOPING

Yeah I would imagine a trumptard saying something like this.
Amazing how america has let people with grade school intelligence roam free and I say this as an american.

looks pretty amoosing

This. It's why I prefer Fable Anniversary or OG Fable.

So do you think we’ll actually get a proper soundtrack CD release for MK World given the effort put into the music?

It keeps you in their ecosystem, which means your eyes aren't on potential competitors. It's like the digital equivalent of what Disney used to do with their parks.

moove

Haha, Nintendo still got it

no, you'll get the nintendo music app and like it

$80 United States Dollars for this garbage

No credits

No thanks, I want to know exactly what songs Atsuko Asahi worked on arranging for this game, how much Kenta Nagata did and whether or not Mahito Yokota’s involved at all

indoctrinating kids into the Fox News cult

Why are they like this?

the demo failed on purpose, but that timer looks pretty tight anyways.

I think driving the open world and just chilling in random spots will be fun

I hope there's more to it than that and that there are some surprises hidden in the world

they'd be retarded not to make a physical release if it's essentially a "series selects" remastering of tracks across the entire mario series

wow this looks even more like a babby game than usual nintendo shit

zero hype

Only time anyone's got any money, Christmas, birthdays, whateva
Most people are struggling day to day so they don't got a dime to spend on Vidya no more
It's a sad sight to see
Da jooz have done a number on us

Move from A to B

But there's Cows

These look fun

They brought back Mario Kart DS Mission Mode. I am so happy.

Pay $50 instead ;)

Move from A to B

A RACING GAME ASKS YOU TO MOVE FROM A TO B??? ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

MK8 + BCP ended up being like that too with all the remixes, and the BCP never got a CD release…
I am really hoping that since this year is the 40th anni of Mario, we get a 40th anniversary soundtrack CD like the 30th anni one, plus a physical release of World’s soundtrack and maybe the 8 + BCP and Tour soundtracks too…

can't wait to try this on my deck

...in 10 years

These look like AI generated objectives. Even radiant quests in Skyrim and Oblivion were better. Shit Nintendo, get it together.

more like never ever

anons trying to bring segregation to video games JUST to defend Mario Kart World

I don’t think this is gonna convince the public to repeal the Civil Rights Act. Try again.

Kino and milkpilled

Because fuck journalists

This. I’ll only play if it’s free (on yuzu 2)

Flower Fields remix

SMB3 Grass area remix

Squeaky Clean Sprint remix

confirmed MKDs credits remix

We are getting some good fucking shit

I still want Lakeside Park, Delfino Square, DS battle, 3DS Rainbow Road, Electrodrome, Berlin Byways, Ninja Hideaway, Madrid Drive, Egg Planet, Gusty Garden, Puzzle Plank and 3D Land Beach to have remixes in this game, i wonder what the chances are

It amazes me that adults buy and play this

I’m worried about what’s going to be “announced” regarding MK Tour in a few minutes….

I know right? What kind of manchild plays video games.

That would be something Aonuma would design

supposedly one new driver and four new karts will be added for the Mario vs Luigi Tour on June 11th

probably part of a mario kart world promotional event, but that's neat i guess

Maybe driver ID 81 at long last? Lmfao??
And it being only karts could be because MK World doesn’t have gliders at all, so only karts from World can be added?

thinking about meds

ngmi

not all characters will have outfits that change by eating food

I would like that to mean "some costumes aren't tied to the food mechanic" but I know they mean "we couldn't get everyone a costume. Please enjoy these 20 mario costumes and 3 for Shy guy"

gotta take those scraps and run with them

Too colourful for me.

I prefer black in white if you know what I mean.

It do be like that sometimes in Lagoon City.

most likely, yes.
my guesses for the karts are probably:

Standard Kart World (they made a standard kart 8 so this doesn't seem that unlikely)

Hot Rod

Blastronaut III

Plushbuggy

as for the driver it's probably another Mario variant (likely to be the Touring costume)

I would enjoy my Shy Guy scraps more if I could recolor him

Actually Shy Guy only has 2.

The new karts and especially the driver should also fit the Mario vs Luigi Tour’s theme and tracks (which we know to be unchanged) and maybe help team Luigi not lose like a bitch? If it’s a Mario alt team Luigi is hilariously screwed
Maybe it could be one of World’s new drivers like the Moo Moo (or Cow) they keep advertising, who might’ve been also made for Tour but held off all the way until now to release alongside World?

The missions in Sonic Racing Transformed looked better than this

no one cares chris chan, stop raping your elderly mother

Real? Or assumptions because they don't wanna spoil them all

i like goats

with the right kind of goat you got it all. goat milk, goat cheese. with the right goat you can shear them too.

a goat can potentially be a cross between a sheep and a cow, and they will eat like fucking everything. all you really have to do is just heard them around. and you can eat them too. its like, what more could you ask for?

Wow.........this looks like shit

Right now everything is assumption based off the playable demo
Maybe there's more. Pauline only has 1 in addition to her normal dress but the concept art they showed has an unseen costume and not having the Mayor suit and hat would be weird
and DK seems to only have 1 costume, which would be crazy for a character that popular- Koopa has 5.

DK also only had 1 alt in Tour so not really a surprise there

Where have you been the past 5 years? Nintendo's first party games never go on discount.

Nintendo doesn't seem to want the Switch 2 to be as successful as the Switch

Amazing how america has let people with grade school intelligence roam free

It's the issues within certain demographics