Recently i went through every DMC and 5 is by far the best one, but DMC (the prequel) is a close 2nd...

Recently i went through every DMC and 5 is by far the best one, but DMC (the prequel) is a close 2nd. First one was actually pretty good all things considered, 2 and 3 were downgrades (2 was straight up garbage). I hated the secret missions of DMC 4 which puts it in the garbage as well. But everything about 5 is great.

the prequel is second best

but dmc3 (the prequel of dmc1) is a downgrade

???

i meant this prequel

Not a prequel
Not even canon
Failed remake of the series by a different company that did so badly they ignored its existence and unremade the series.

Not a prequel by any definition. 3 was the prequel. DmC is a reboot. It's an okay game, but definitely not better than 3. It's only better than 2 because 2 is actual literal unfinished/rushed feces.

Sorry i keep forgetting this was a thing, this is a reboot sweaty, one so bad it revived the series it was supposed to replace

awful bait

well, whatever it is and how you feel about it, it's the one i enjoyed 2nd most. I feel like it has the best combat of all except maybe 5. DMC4 would have been higher but the secret missions were so garbage they made me hate the entire game. And some of the boss fights too. 5 is pure bliss so far (i'm at mission 12)
sorry, just the way i feel

Lame as fuck final boss with random cutscenes out the ass. A basic scythe combo is enough to knock him to his next phase even on DMD. The game has awful balance.

game with color coded simon says enemies has 2nd best combat in the series

Stop posting

3 > 5 > 1 >>>>> 4 > DmC
Haven't played much of 2, it controlled terribly.

i agree on that, it also felt forced story-wise, but everything up to that point was decent, especially the combat and music. This is one of the best areas i've seen

DmC is decent, it's still better than most non-DMC action games. It's just interesting to me that you think it's better than 3 or 4.

Not a prequel.
Second best game in the series.
Shitsuno ripped off everything from this to make 5 then his slaves licked his tiny testicles in praise.
Anon Babbleermins.

I don't regard DmC as a game to even think about when I look at the series, such an awful fucking game.

3 was ok but it had a bunch of annoying stuff, and 4 as i said i fucking hated the secret missions
that's your right but it feels like unwarranted hate, i don't buy it. You either never played it or just decided to hate it because it's not by the japs

2025

STILL buckbroken by DmC

Tameme and El fuck you won.
Shitsuno and his gay cowboy lost.

Shitsunodrones are retarded, DmC is way better than 5

won

Literally lost the rights to the series because it was so bad

capcom flushed Itsuno after 5 lol

lost the rights to a series so dogshit that it's only just shitting out dogshit netflix crap and gacha slop

More like leaving a sinking ship.

does the devil actually cry in any of these games?

So are you saying tameme made a dogshit game in a dogshit series? How is that winning?

Yes

3, that's why it is the best one

DMC5 was retarded. We waited almost a decade for a slower version of 4, which itself was already slower and easier than 3.

this one is my favorite

DMC5 was stupid and fun
The same way 4 was
The same way 3 was

DMC5 was just a re-tread of better games with a worse story and ugly graphics.

it feels like unwarranted hate, I don't buy it

I don't get the impression you really thought about what you played if you walked away thinking DmC was better than 1, 3 or 4. It goes backwards in too many respects gameplay wise for it to be considered worth anyone's time, and that's not even counting the story, which is bad enough to throw the whole thing out. The controls are one of the worst offenders, never mind the lack of lock-on which severely limits your moveset, you're given two dodges, taking up space on the controller for essentially no reason. There is no excuse for not having a singular dodge button and moving DT from L3+R3 to the left bumper which was a really awkward place to put something you're going to be using a lot if you want to do any real damage. Your weapons requiring you to hold down on the triggers is such a bizarre idea, especially when the actual DMC games don't require that for you to change weapons. It also completely lacks taunts to gain more DT and also add characterization to Dante, something that was sorely needed since the game makes him out to be a complete loser. There's also the enemy roster being forgettable, at most I can remember the flying babies but the games enemy design lacks a lot of distinguishing or notable features that hurt the games' memorability, what we have instead is color coded enemies stopping you from doing anything cool and hard limiting your already limited weapon pool, which is antithetical to Devil May Cry and felt like they were just trying to justify the angel/devil split which ended up being completely pointless. The bosses themselves were exceedingly boring and felt less like challenging your abilities and more like poorly created set-pieces. They're largely forgettable. I know most people look at Bob, but he isn't engaging, you just hit three switches every once in a while and wail on him. The game just doesn't have anything going for it and is the biggest failure of the Inafune era.

Funnily enough, in terms of story and presentation i found 5 to be the weakest after i did the same.
Its got some cool moments but overall it just feels like theres barely anything of note about the whole picture.
I also dont really like how they ramped up the clownfactor on dante after 2. He was a fun but quite serious guy in 1.. however its not as bad as retarded memelords keeps painting him, holy shit fuck off with your deadpoolwank, hes not like that even in 5.

t. 5bab

Donte actually becomes a decent character on his own by the end of his game, but theres the same effect as OG where everyone only remembers his early game FUCK YOU attitude

3

Garbage

Kill yourself
Now

Story

Graphics

Retread

I see you don't enjoy the entire series
Why are you even here then?

All of 5 was basically an excuse to bring back Vergil. The biggest story development in 5 is that Vergil is Nero's dad, which everyone already knew for years.

They also need to stop piling abilities onto Yamato, at this point it can literally do anything the plot needs and it cheapens it massively. Like Nero whining about how Dante and Vergil can't come back was so fucking retarded when Vergil can literally cut-through space-time and travel anywhere whenever he wants.

Have you ever tried thinking before you post.

You can't go lower when the only passable game in the series is a miracle prequel.

I mean, vergil teleported from neros garage to his old home, and from bottom of the qliphoth to the top, both on earth.
It is retarded they keep piling abilities, but Vergil never travelled from and to hell with it, so Nero has a point.

In any case both of them have come back from hell at least twice, so that dialogue was just dumb.

Reminder that there's only two types of enemies that have color coded (out of more than a dozen) variants and they don't even work the same.

You can probably count the amount of times you'll fight color coded enemies on a first playthrough on one hand.

Not that it's a particularly good mechanic, but it's rarely a problem (specially once you unlock the second weapon for each type and combo swap) and, most importantly, it's not something new to the franchise.

Shadow, Bloodgoyle, Blitz all limited you to guns, they're much more common (and often way stronger) than the DmC color coded enemies, and yet Shadow is regarded as one of the best enemies in the series.

tl;dr: the color coded enemies are blown out of proportion.

I know that Dante went to hell in 1 and 2, but when did Vergil do so?
Mirage edge wasnt in hell, more like between the worlds, and Vergil only fell into it at the end of the fight, before getting raped by mundus and sent to earth.
Im not sure being turned into a robot and deployed really counts as "coming back from hell"
He didnt really come back there either after 1, but Capcom has yet to explain how did the survive though.

no it wasn't "stupid and fun", it was pants on head retarded, unlike 3 and 4 and even the reboot

I'm sorry you're stupid and not fun

Too bad it wasn't good and fun like 3 and 4 were.

DmC > 2 >1 >4 > 3
They had something with 2, DmC has an undeniably cool industrial-punk-goth aesthetic that no game can touch, 1,3,and 4 have annoying whack monsters with nerf bat gameplay, gap closer, launcher, air combo repeat for 20 hours...it's tedious not fun. Didn't play 5 because the Demo sucked.

Tard or bait

ruins the plot of the entire series

nothing personal, kid

But everything about 5 is great.

No.

The real problem with DmC is dropping the schizo conspiracy plot halfway through to replace it with some shitty rescue/revenge mission. I wish they'd double down on the schizo plot in a Deus Ex like way.

I hated 5 the most, every single character is impossible to like, and that retarded pedo reference is where I dropped the game for good

what plot ? up to this point it was just

Vergil le bad

Dante le good

random bullshit in between

Devils never cry babe !

i respect your opinion

See I knew 5hitters had awful taste and should not be reasoned with.

DmC could have almost been successful if it wasn't a DmC game
Unfortunate that the retard dev self inserted and made all the characters unlikeable

That was 4 with its unnecessary time jump and new characters. 5 was the nail in the coffin.
The plot was:

We see Dante doing cool shit and being a badass

We also get glimpses at his personal motivations and desires

We also get to see how his superior brother and his true love teach him how to man up in the prequel

Vergil and Dante were suppose to be twins, and they look completely different, rendering the plot of dmc3 useless. Also, Vergil should have died at the hands of Dante since Vergil was possessed by Mundus, rendering the plot of dmc1 useless.
Nothing about dmc5 makes sense.

I'm glad Anon Babble has woken up to the fact that 5 is one of the worst games ever made. I kept making threads about but Anon Babble just wasn't grown up enough to see it. Glad to see the maturity.

barely anything of note about the whole picture

Nero gets his arm ripped off. Dante gets his sword broken. Vergil splits himself into two separate beings and one actually shows some humanity while the other becomes the new demon king. Dante gets his own devil sword and Vergil is fully revived. Dante and Vergil both get their perfect demon forms and Nero gets his own at last. Nero learns they're all family and ends their enmity, so that Dante and Vergil can go chill in hell and he can defend Earth while they're on vacation. Oh and a giant demon tree killed a whole city.

What the fuck do you mean nothing happened? It completely changed the status quo of the franchise.

What a tremendous niggerfaggot you are OP.

critical mass the game

What the fuck does that even mean?

sorry, just the way i feel

It completely changed the status quo of the franchise.

It's exactly where it was:

Dante is now sidelined by Nero

Nero is simply unnecessary

Everyone and their plant knew Vergil was going to make a comeback regardless

It's so goddamn shallow.
I fucking hate 4 with its time skip.

It's alright lil OP, you're completely right that DmC is better than DMC1 and DMC4, oldheads will just never admit to it because of bad blood.

bro i totally knew Vergil was going to come back

DMC5 so monumentally changed the perception of this series that now people like you think it was always going to happen despite it being dead for a decade. You literally cannot think of a world without DMC5. 'Tis hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Based+makes DMCfags seethe

DMCucks being brought down a level is always fun.

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Its crazy how DMC finally has so many secondaries that they're now trying to pull the "it wasn't that bad" card on universally mediocre entries like 2, DmC and the anime. Its almost like these people don't realize the only reason 3/5 is as good as they are is the developers' own desire to prove themselves as capable and respect the series legacy.

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No one has said that old ass anime with dante sighing all the time is good. Everyone hated that shit when it came out.

Vergil ressurection plot was a scrapped 4 plotline, and the trailers made it way too obvious Vergil was coming back from the get-go. The entire series revolves around Vergil except 2.

he thinks I mean the actual 'anime' literally

he doesn't know

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blocks your path

also, rare Captcha

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It's literally a zero stakes story, none of that shit matters because it's resolved immediately and without any consequence.

Vergil and Dante were suppose to be twins, and they look completely different

retard

every entry before DMC5 says they're identical twins

now Vergil is a bee sting victim for no reason at all and Anon Babble defends it

again for no reason at all

AI post

where does it say they are identical?

Nigger Vergil was supposed to come back in 4, shitsuno as usual ran out of budget and time.
They confirmed Vergil is Nero's dad with 3142 art book years ago.

You're right. People will say it's because he was fucked up by being Nelo Angelo and we saw how his body was breaking down at the start of 5, but that doesn't mean anything.

Go away you secondary.

NOOOO THEY DON'T LOOK THE SAAME!!

OH NONONONONNOOONON
DUMB FUCK

dmc.wiki/dmc3:chapters:dante_info:devil_arms are these damage values accurate? doesn't that mean rebellion kind of sucks ass in dmc3 if every weapon does the same/more damage on equivalent moves but has less knockback/longer combos/bigger range

Good bait. Made me reply

Their face scans are of two entirely different people from two entirely different parts of the planet with entirely different ethnicities.

Now put his face next to Dante.
Also

Grey hair

I FUCKING HATE RE ENGINE!

Vergil ressurection plot was a scrapped 4 plotline

Why are you trying to turn this falsehood into an urban legend? There's no indication they wanted to bring him back for 4. Him coming back as the demon king was something DmC introduced.

trailers made it way too obvious Vergil was coming back from the get-go

People knew Urizen was Vergil but most people thought V was going to be related to Mundus because they didn't put the pieces together that he'd used Yamato to split himself.

Regardless neither is the same as him coming back in full health like he does at the end. Most people thought he was gonna die again.

It's literally a zero stakes story

It has the most stakes in the series outside of 1 lmao

it's resolved immediately and without any consequence

Again, you're trapped in the post-DMC5 mentality because the game is explicitly designed with starting the characters at their lowest and then having them constantly ascend without stop. Of course it left shit resolved, that was the whole point.

5 is by far the best one, but DMC (the prequel) is a close 2nd

Stopped reading.

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Post a single piece of scrapped concept art for Vergil from 4. Go on, the game has a ton of scrapped shit, it should be easy for you.

Oh no my arm is lost

Anyway here's 13 new arms that are all better, plus you'll get a better version of your old one after talking to your GF for 2 seconds.

Oh no my sword broke

Anywhere here's Sparda literally within spitting distance and it fuses to become a better version of your old sword within an hour

Oh no Lady and Trish are missing

Anywhere here they are with literally zero negatives to their experience being trapped inside demons for a month

Oh no V is dying

Anyway he can just refuse with his cane that he got from ??? because it's made of a special metal or something

Oh no Urine's going to eat a fruit and become god

Anyway he's actually easier now that he was the last two times because Dante has a super DT

Oh no Vergil is back

Anyway Nero talked to his girlfriend and bitchslapped him so hard he turned petty

Oh no Vergil killed millions of people

Anyway it's fine they're leaving to go to hell together

zero stakes ad naseum

Why are you trying to turn this falsehood into an urban legend? There's no indication they wanted to bring him back for 4. Him coming back as the demon king was something DmC introduced.

Not him but that was the plot of 4 confirmed by early drafts and cutscenes. He was supposed to show up as Nero Angelo. Why do you think 4 leans heavily on Vergil's influence through his schemes in the past and left over of his sword?

that's not every entry before dmc5, it's only dmc3

in any case, them being identical twins could've been cool, too bad they went with the inarguably better approach and made them not like a faggy japanese twin duo like Migi & Dali or something

Not him but that was the plot of 4 confirmed by early drafts and cutscenes

Post them then.

Sure thing.

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Anyway it's fine they're leaving to go to hell together

to clean up the mess vergil made, is dante just supposed to decapitate vergil and then go into hell to clean up solo anyway?

So where is Vergil?

Also, why did I type cutscenes? I meant concept art. Sorry about that.
Nero Angelo on the left, duh.

Dante is stronger than god and Vergil just killed millions. The answer is extremely obvious, but 5 is a brain-dead anime where nothing matters so Vergil lives and there's no consequences for anything. The end.

Meh, that's totally vague. The angelos are obviously just a draft of the angelos in the game and the face could represent anything. It could easily be the Savior, since they obviously didn't know what it was going to be like at that point. The did the exact same thing in the early drafts of 5 where V looked just like Vergil and Urizen looked like NA while SDT Dante just had Sparda's design. I wouldn't base much on something so early, it was very clear at this point they had Nero and The Order in mind already so I doubt there would also be room to bring Vergil back. Let alone the way it was done in 5.

Dante is stronger than god

but he also has human feelings (the literal premise of the entire IP) and doesn't want to solo all of hell without anyone to talk to like he's doomguy you fucking philistine

he also has human feelings

He clearly doesn't since he let his mass-murdering brother live.

I never played dmc1 or used the alt costume in 3 so I don't recognize no helmet nelo angelo

we know

the ONLY way to atone for crimes is decapitation

you're unironically a muslim or something I assume, please don't reply to my posts anymore because you're just going to strawman about IRL murders next as if IRL parole officers can teleport to literally overpower their charges if they're at risk of recidivism

You're just going to strawman

Anyway let me ad hominem

Schizo.

You suggested decap Muhammad. Weak deflection for a shitty story. Bizarre.

dmc5 is the baldur's gate 3 of video games.

Actually Nelo Angelo his skin is greay and not blue and he stops having red eyes once you defeat him on Nelo 3, showing his mind control is broken so... thanks for proving me right :)

I thought BG3 was a videogame.

bg3 is the great expectations of novels.

I might as well ask this here, what's the best way to play the first 3 games on PC? Steam HD collection or emulation? I don't care about paying for the steam version if it's better.

HDC is the same games outside of losing some minor visual details that were tied to the PS2's hardware.

Mate, you're just rambling.
That's Nero Angelo and he's always been defined by the blue hue of his attacks/weapons.

HD collection, like says theres some minor visual changes but the gameplay is improved in each

DMC1 is based on the JP release of the game instead of the US one so all the cutscenes have subtitles, enemies don't have inflated health values that make critical hits impossible, and the control scheme is like the later games in the series again

DMC2 HD fixes a bunch of bugs that were in the original game so its objectively less shitty by a little now

DMC3 HD has all the mods and some of the costumes change your taunts to the ones from the demo version but you can't juggle the loading screens anymore like on PS2 so maybe its worse idk

echidna lamenting on her children (seeds)

dante doesn't even look at her before blasting her to bits

only says something after echidna is dead

subtle family trauma characterization

My nigga it is a proof of concept. Nothing there is finalized. Nero has a completely non-descript design. Dante looks like he's from DMC3. Disregard the fact we had two trailers of Dante with totally different designs before we had actual game footage. Look at Lady's gun, does it look like Kalina Ann? What even is that feathered wing? (No, it's not Nero's DT we know what it was going to look like.)

Jumping from there being a face similar to NA's in one rough draft of DMC4 to Vergil coming back is insane. Specially when there's a bunch of other angelos in the game and we have a bunch of concept art (including stuff that they did reuse in 5, i.e. they weren't keeping any secrets) and he doesn't show up anywhere.

What is more likely, that that face could be Credo, or the Savior, or just show that NA was involved in some manner, and that DMC5's story takes after tge DmC DLC which literally ends with Vergil coming back as the demon king, and which we know Itsuno wanted more out of... or that somehow they were also going to have Vergil in the middle of all this other stuff, even though it took them a whole game to revive him after?

Use your head.

Moves goalposts

1 > 4 > 3 > DmC > 5 > 2

Okay, sure whatever.

Vergil was going to come back in DMC4's elevator pitch, I guess that means DMC5 bad, makes so much sense.

I'm not going to read all of that.
Pickup 3142 art book and read all the dev commentary about their plans and how time restrains forced them to cut down on everything.
The writer of 4 shoved most of these cut plot points in two volume Deadly Fortune light novel which is available to read and where Vergil blatantly appears (but doesn't get name dropped) in Nero's dream when he awakens his DT and when that pope guy has a flash back.

Vergil was a scrapped plot for 4

nuh-uh where's proofs???!?a

[proof]

Well that doesn't count walloftxt.jpeg movegoalposts.psd

A tour de force of cope.

I've read a bunch of their commentary and it's all primarily around figuring out what's new about the game. In fact iirc Bingo comments they thought of making a Vergil game but he didn't think he could write him without Dante.

Deadly Fortune

Was written way after the fact. It's not even trying to be a 1-to-1 novelization since it has shit like Nero using Sparda to beat Sanctus when that doesn't make sense in the game where it's Sanctus that uses Sparda.

Bingo just can't write in general, I don't know why writing Vergil without Dante gave him any pause.

my proof is a face that looks like angelo in a concept art meant to be scrapped made for the game with a bunch of angelos in it

Yeah, coping with your boner for fanfiction.

my proof is a face that looks like angelo

Yes.

You know what else looks like Angelo in DMC4? Everything.

I only played 4 and it was cool but I didn't like playing as Dante that much, (maybe it's the guns). So idk if I should try another.

4 Dante is the second worst version of the character, you'll probably like him more in the other games.

What's the worst version?

Based

Bingo is kind of a fujo hack so it's no surprise that he's retarded.

Nero using Sparda to beat Sanctus when that doesn't make sense in the game where it's Sanctus that uses Sparda.

Not true. Nero has only Yamato and his weird arm during that fight, he lost his own sword and revolver after getting vored by Savior.

DMC2, obviously.

crimson mod buff list where

5

He looks the coolest on the cover though

You might be right, I might be misremembering. Still it's clearly something he added after the fact that wouldn't have made sense for the game.

Not him but your example is a bad one.
These empty armors neither have eyes nor a cape which Nero Angelo does.
They resemble him but they're not 1:1 lookalike.

Dude look at the concept art those things flying on the top left are obviously the angelos and they also look nothing like the finished version. That my whole point.

5 is the best one.

lmao

Honestly? It makes sense. When Dante sends Yamato to Nero, the boy has no other weapons but in the next mission you see all of his weapons have returned. I'm not trying to think too much about it since DMC operates on "rule of cool" but the fight happening with only Yamato would've been more symbolic (and maybe add a new weapon to use in gameplay).
That looks like Nero Angelo leading some copycats not the empty armors that we got at the end. Vergil leading an army of demons was a thing first introduced in DMC 2 prequel novel so that doesn't really surprise me.
At this point I don't even know what am I talking about.

Okay 5 isn't the best one, it just has the best weapons, and the most fleshed out styles, and the best DTs, and the most taunts, and the most polished enemies, but outside of that it's just regular I guess.

lol

If we're going to be reductive then the only game in the entire series with any stakes (and I guess stakes = consequences now) is dmc1 because mundus dies in the end

dmc1 because mundus dies in the end

He doesn't.
Dante just seals him back in demon world.

That looks literally nothing like him.

I'm not being reductive, that's the plot. Any problems are solved within ten minutes of occurrence, usually with some DBZ bullshit power boost.

I think that their original idea was for Nero to forgo his gun and sword and use Vergil's moveset in DT, sort of like how corrupt Vergil plays in 3SE; but once they had the outline for Red Queen (which they mention was the moment they really figured out the character) that stopped making sense since it would've removed a huge aspect of the character, so they settled on a middle ground with the stand DT.

In situation a final boss with just Yamato/DT would make sense since it happens a couple times in the other games. But that's kinda reaching.

3 & 5 are meme games

Rest of the series might as well not exist. People play them because they want to know the story leading up to the newest slop. Not because they're actually drawn to it. Cuhrayzeetardism is a mental disease straight from r*dd*t

it just has the best weapons

dante guns are still peashooters that sound and feel like you're throwing pebbles at enemies outside of the designated missile spam/big laser weapon just like in dmc4 even if his melee is way better then that game and your mobility and is so good now that you dont even need to use guns. I unironically keep faust equipped even though it's holy water cheat code instead of a real 4th gun because it gives dante a cool scarf and the few enemies that actually want long range combat you just use KC lightning moves instead for better dps/stun/style

feels like in order to justify nero at all dantes guns have to be weak as fuck

Dude what? Coyote does tard damage in DT and so does DKA. E&I are there to give you a shitton of style, but they still do okay damage if you use Honeycomb Shot. Guns are the best they've been since DMC1, better even since they all have good mobility and combo options.

stinger is 130 damage

reverb shock is 350 fucking damage if all the bats land and has a huge aoe+launches instead of knocks back

damn maybe its time to use nevan more

Implying DT explosion isn't all you need

Yeah bro DMC3 is soooooooooooooooooo super duper technically deep you need to know damage #'s ahahahahahahahaha

Coyote does tard damage in DT

objectively weaker then in dmc3 + you have a bunch of DT exclusive moves to throw out instead in this game

so does DKA

the aforementioned laser/missile spam weapon that people ignore 90% of its movelist on just like pandora in 4

E&I are there to give you a shitton of style, but they still do okay damage if you use Honeycomb Shot.

in dmc3 E&I/spiral cancels or gunslinger twosome time cancels did more damage, the same/more style build (hard to quantify given how different dmc3 style meter is vs 4/5) and don't require you to stand perfectly still and hope someone doesn't get behind you

more importantly they just sound and animate like shit in the HD games for some reason. just pressing the square button shooting the pistols in dmc5 gives me the ick in a way it doesn't in the PS2 games

I'm in awe how cuhrayzeetards can go on and post 100 lines of absolutely no meaning.

DMCfags weigh in on my theory.
I didn’t know this thread was up otherwise I’d post it here.

5, 4, and 3 are the only games that matter. tameem's game shouldn't even exist, 2 was always dogshit, and the first game has not aged well at all.

This thread has established that 5 is one of the worst games of all time. Don't ever bring it up again.

you have a bunch of DT exclusive moves to throw out instead

There's six and they all consume DT on use, whereas spam JCing DT shells on Goliath or Urizen is free and using Backslide is ever better DPS.

that people ignore 90% of its movelist

Skill issue.

don't require you to stand perfectly

Honeycomb Shot has no recovery and is fully cancellable, literally what is the issue?

pretty sure 5 is the best game out of them all compadre

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Vergil getting ruined by plot armor.
That's your STEAK and you WILL eat it.

Die

Watch epic le DMC gameplay

Looks like a robot is playing everytime

Also if we're going to bring up Spiral cancels then the Kalina switching tech has the best DPS for Dante.

spiral is better because it keeps style up and has a range that makes a gun actually worth using over melee, KA is just a point blank "there's too many DMD lusts ganking me" panic button

I'm talking about the tech that lets you spam rockets if you switch at the right time between the two Kalinas in DMC5. It basically melts bosses.

People actually waste their time on 3's DMD??? Wow. DMC is all about being super duper quadruple stylish. So you mash in bloody palace for 20 minutes then get bored & jerk off.

Trish owes me sex

funny to think about what thread shizos were doing with themselves when the site was down for 2 weeks, did they just spam threads they don't like while nobody replied to them on an altchan or did they just have nothing to do all day?

I wrote a .txt document and pretended to have fights with other anons.

I was playing Resident Evil. With tank controls. The kind of games that require 10000000 IQ because you can't just stunlock a zombie in space