Literally 2 weeks away. Are you ready?
Switch 2
To make fan of tendies? Absolutely.
To make fan of tendies
We know you're secretly a fan already Eric.
I’m not buying it until a price drop. Also, it has no games yet, because $80 games aren’t real.
I just Hope Eric death make the news.
There's never going to be a price drop
yea i can't wait to waste money on another nintendo console and use it 5 times
Ready for weaker hardware more than a decade behind than my 5090?
No
I'm ready to buy one in a month or two after the hype dies down and scalpers start panicking about nobody buying their stock.
Then it's going in a drawer for a year or two until it gets hacked. The Switch was great because it got blown wide the fuck open, Switch 2 is going to be locked down garbage and every new hack is going to wind up coming with a tranny killswitch.
Preordered 2 and gonna spend $1000 on games and accessories. Let's go chat
Makes sense given how brown and boring Mario Kart World is. It's practically a Snoy game.
PS5
900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games
Xbox
850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games
Steam Deck
PC but with 50% performance for 90% price
Switch 2
470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games
Nope not buying it. I made the mistake of buying a Switch during the lockdown (retail, bought a bundle from Gamestop) and I barely played the shit. Literally only played it during my morning shits. Otherwise I did all my gaming on my PS4/PC. Unless you're a manchild that loves toddler games that Nintendo makes, there really is no reason to get one. PS/PC is all you really need.
won't be able to secure launch day
Name 5 kino games
Switch 2
470$ (450$ console + 40$ online) for 480p 25 fps for shitload of forced soul games
ftfy
Mario Kart World
Mario Kart World
Mario Kart World
Mario Kart World
MARIO KART WORLD!!!!
If you want to drive in a straight line so bad then just take a roadtrip through Ohio.
Not a single exclusive in interested in.
toddler games
The more things change the more they stay the same
Child molester says what?
Shut up chud.
Shut up. It has games.
I actually forgot about it.
So no, i dont really care.
None that I'm interested in.
Eat my bootyhole nigger :D
Child molester says what??
480p 25 fps
It's actually 360p
240p*
2 weeks until the ultimate gaming
not for me
troon, chud, catlady, femboy, hikikomori, lowiq asian girl, down syndrome patients... those are the target audience
here we
off the rails
I literally switched to a steam deck.
You could say, my body is ready, heh.
Ha, the classic Miyamoto line
To make fan of tendies
LMAO no. Fuck Doug "EAfag" Bowser and his retarded faggot cronies/defense force of retards and faggots. That fucking faggot needs to be fired and arrested and for the prices of the games AND the console to be lowered.
global preorders below 750k
panic behind the scenes
Biggest flop in gaming history
not gonna get mine until June 11
Source for those numbers?
Switch 2 secured. Also got the carrying case + screen protector. Gonna get DK Bananza too.
Nintendo
Japan alone has over 2 million.
Pre-orders below 750k
Source? Plunk a link down here from whatever news site because currently, I'm pressing X to doubt.
my ship is ready to sail the high seas
should i stand outside of my local Best Buy at midnight hoping for a release date console? i missed my chance to pre-order
I don't know
call them or go in and ask if they'll have non-preorder units
still no email invite from Nintendo
I'm fucked, aren't I?
tfw registered on the morning the registration went up and meet all the prerequisites
Still waiting on mine too
At this point I've accepted the fact I'll be getting one late
Man you all are desperate to spend your money on anything. Gamers are pathetic.
Cry about it.
It’s one retarded schizo spamming this in every switch 2 thread.
That was a mistranslation. It was 22k.
I probably would of waited but I'm a big kart racing fan so I'm REALLY fucking excited to play MKW. (Also Kirby Air Riders holy fuck I can't believe that's actually happening)
Only if I can get the MKWo bundle. Otherwise, I'm gonna wait until shit I want releases.
Literally 2 weeks away
WTF
Where did the hype go?
I remember 2 weeks before the launch of PS5/XSX the hype was insane but now it's like nobody cares about it.
Generational flop
I remember 2 weeks before the launch of PS5/XSX the hype was insane
kek
I'm a big kart racing fan
Me too. This year is amazing, Mario Kart, Kirby Air Ride, and Sonic CrossWorlds.
only one game, mk rehash
Dude I keep forgetting about the Sonic one. Fuck yeah.
Sega needs to give a release date man.
Why would you care about a 20 year old port? You know its not a sequel, right?
Air Ride is easily one of my favorite games of all time so I genuinely wouldn't even care.
I kind of hope Sakurai adds a classic version of City Trial in with the original map.
You know its not a sequel, right?
it is though
Is the MK pre installed or comes as a download code?
False
nintendo.com
Kirby Air Riders, a brand new title
faggot
Holy fuck you're retarded anon
no actual retort
ggs ez
i'm not ready actually :/ i couldn't get a preorder and it's LITERALLY over for me
It sold out in my country immediately so I had to order from amazon france so now I'm not getting it at launch. RIP any Nintendo fans who won't be able to get it any time soon
download code, that's how they've been doing it for a while
Switch has been their longest lifespan for a console so everyone is ready to move on
Who the hell buys consoles on launch?
Historically it has always been advantageous to wait a year (the only arguable one is the OG 3DS)
only the launch switches were hackable from a hardware level
Wait you actually think Kirby Air Riders is a port?
LMAO
Wait you actually think Kirby Air Riders is a port?
no, you fucking retard I've been saying the exact opposite
brush up on your reading comprehension holy shit
Walmart says it will be at my doorstep by 9 AM on the 5th. Should I trust them?
2 weeks away from nothing changing
I gotta finish Brilliant Diamond in 2 weeks, so I can start Violet on my shitch 2. Then I will put my 'ick on it and post it here probably
I'm gonna wait till the holidays. Hopefully, there will be some sales and I get some cash from family.
Where did you get that at low price?
Meant for the guy who claimed it is, not you. Sorry anon.