And the award for the most mid game of the year goes to

*drumroll*... Starfield. Congrats, Todd, you really managed to make space exploration feel like a chore.

The biggest humiliation is that they got beat in concurrent players by a Fantasy Life game released a week later.

Feels like an A.I. generated game.

those 3 million players really had a blast

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cover its ai generated

its worse than mid, its dogshit
its the saint anger of doom

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it's been 2 years bro

kek

Dude...What if we had like the Doom guy but instead of him just being some guy who kills demons we make it so he's a god or some shit and everyone's afraid of him......Let's also give him a magical shield just like Captain America and a badass fur cape and he rides a dragon with one eye and laser wings and he even has his own Pacific Rim robot he uses to kill Cthulhu.....Wouldn't that be so cool?

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you kek but im right.
both neutered an already faltering career to appeal to the numbers and both completely killed their own image in the process, an unintentional parody of their industry

the music sucks

Yeah, it's heavy metal. No shit.

reddit faggots want this shitty game to be a GOTY. lmaooo

Yea, actually.

The only other GOTY contender for this year is split fiction.

I can tolerate the concept.. but every enemy exploding into a pinata? Helll no. It just looks like shit.

Post the cheevos for the first few chapters

I like St Anger

you are presupposing 2016 and eternal are good but they were shit

nah theyre shit too just like the black album and load (of cum)

i watched that documentary they made about it recently and don't know anything about the band, and it came off like a parody like Spinal Tap

it tries so hard to be cool that just ends up being cringe

Let's also give him a magical shield just like Captain America and a badass fur cape and he rides a dragon with one eye and laser wings and he even has his own Pacific Rim robot he uses to kill Cthulhu

I'd say this sounds like something only a kid would think is cool, but this sounds like something only someone who grew up watching He-Man or some shit would think is badass, today's kids would laugh at this shit.

i loved this when it came out because i was a kid and it was the first time i listened to a metallica album on release, i didn't realize how hated it was until years later
also when i listened to it again after that i realized that it is indeed actually shit

So is this a Denuvo game? I've yet to see a cracked version, and as much as I enjoyed 2016 and Eternal, no way am I paying $70 for a game of that length.

go away eceleb whore

eceleb

it's the game director playing it faggot

direct penis into his whore ass

Doom: Viva Pinata

No you don't you big dirty lair

Just admit you prefer high estrogen games.

mid

dogshit

zoomers are unironically over-running this shit-hole

dogshit isn't a zoomer word, retard

yee dogshit be a bussin word fr bro on god

Im playing it right now, it’s certainly no masterpiece but still pretty mindless fun

The only actually fucked up part is that they unironically expect 80 fucking bucks for this

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I finally got around to playing it today after I got a 1 month trial of gamepass with an 8bitdo controller I bought. It's not bad, certainly not as impactful as 2016 was but it's a fine game. I'll probably play it once and never touch it again.

:skull:skull: what a dogshit take fr fr no cap on god #IMGAY

zoomer gets upset at someone making fun of their lingo

You're like a parody of yourself

I'm really glad I turned off tutorials, more fun figuring stuff out organically. Only thing I had trouble with was the dragon shit cause it's all so nonsensical and anti-fun

Nah, Dark Age was aight. That title 100% goes to Avowed.

Avowed.

TDA makes the original look like a child's toy in comparison. It's so slow. There's no enemies.

some one post the webm

STAND

AND

FIGHT