What do you do?

What do you do?

Shit my pants.

go to bed
shit bed

fart lightly

I squat over the toilet while overconsuming fiber gummies.

Don't shit my pants

Living on the edge.

It's the correct answer.

I do this and then a concentrated stream of shart comes out

Oh my brainworms

GO TO THE BATHROOM

NAH YET MOM

remove pants

shit

2ez

the door is closed

that's right i'm a hardcore gamer

Get ye flask

you shit all over the floor and didn't go the bathroom. Try again

fine then ill take the pills instead

nuh yeh

Fart lightly, take pills

someone here was making a bathroom janny simulator where you had to gatekeep troons

jannies

gatekeeping themselves

Why would they do that?

type don’t shit

You shit your pants anyway!

It’s the little details

Kneel down, extend one leg straight, lean away with the other, fist pump the air like a trucker blowing his horn and then shit while coiling my entire body to the opposite motion, kneeling with the straightened leg and straightening out the bent leg
This will evacute me instantly in one smooth motion, creating a ghost shit every single time
Leave no trace, cause no trouble

Sometimes, it's bad to be king.

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If this was made today we'd be able to show bussy.

I tell Fryman to get out of my freakin pool.

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Clench my asscheeks

Oh... right

Lmao.

i just took a great shit like 10 minutes again, i think it left my asshole cleaner than it was before i sat down

Yup that's me

neh not yet

no tubgirl option

Hopefully DSYP2 gives us more variety.

LA BEAST HERE, HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Take off pants

Die

He was right there...why did he stand up?

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The game is called Don't Shit Your Pants, not Don't Shit on the Floor.

I cant play on my phone

Modern vidya is so linear they don't have this level of immersive choices that matter anymore.

TAKE PILLS
FART LIGHTLY