The First Gooncendant

The jiggle physics update drops tomorrow. You will be playingm right?

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typo in the OP

nooooooo i'm sorry guys, i fucked up

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I'll be honest. Jiggle physics aren't enough to get me to play Nexon garbage.

Yes. I love Bunny.

you're stronger than me, brother

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coombrains sharing a single coomcell

The jiggle physics update drops tomorrow

Show me and maybe I'll play
Also I'll only play if I can get a wife

ok but what's the gameplay like?

Nothing, it does not exist.

Do I still need to run the first half of a dungeon 50 times in a row to get the materials for a blueprint?

nope

I already said I’m not playing unless they add a visually older looking older woman

The fuck do you care, you shithead?
It's like warframe, you beauty-hating tranny faggot fuck.

he posts that in every tfd thread

boring game

You mean Gley?

He posts it in every thread he sees an attractive female character. He's a fucking shithead that deserves to be called a fucking shithead.

No

what do people do then for shit like complex carbon activators

Super tall or shrinked head?

Eh not really old enough imo

I'll be on vacation but maybe when I get back. I quit after building Serena and still need to grind for a Reactor. Is Void still heavily gun-based on Level 21+? Is there anything else I need to grind besides that weird board and gun upgrades?

shithead

why are 40 year old boomers so prominent on Anon Babble?

Needs more thongs. I get the “so tight you can see her butt’s every shape” look, it sometimes you just want to see the slight tease of anus.

I'm 35. I found Anon Babble in 2007, when I was in HS.
Why are you surprised we keep coming back here?

um, actuallyy sweeti, i'm only 35

lmao

Also, not the dude you were talking to, but replying about the age. We're Gen X not boomers. My parents are boomers.

Brother. That’s me. I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years. We’ve almost been on Anon Babble for longer in our lives than not.

35 is literally the prime of life
it's the new 25

Good game, but there needs to be more than shooting. And res needs to be lower, so graphics can be better. Looked great already on PS4pro. I might get play it again on PS5pro. Apparently you can play it like The Division 2 without a psplus subscription. It's too hard alone after a while though. I'm in the 3rd area and some mini missions are impossible alone and I think you have to do all of them to get to the next map.

Grapple hook is pretty cool.

nexon

nah lol

True, as life expectancy increases and women decide to get married older and older, prime age is going to increase too. I read a lot of romance novels aimed at chicks, and the main guy is always about 35-45.

Why are you surprised we keep coming back here?

you're supposed to stop vising Anon Babble when your're 30 years old.
think about it, do you think Anon Babble celebrities from the 2000s still visit Anon Babble after they're past 30?

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shut up retard

I don't give a fuck if they do. I come here because I want to and whether or not other people my age come here has no bearing on what website I'm going to visit.

When is the nier collab?

Yareli just dropped so why would I be playing this instead?

who

did this failed GAAS slop actually make more money that they would have made if they just made a stellar blade style single player game?

reverse fisher price descendant

safehorny: the game

safehorny

You can practically see her cervix, not to mention the audacity of the game to show the paws of Sweet Niggerman, uncensored.

i can smell what she ate for dinner from this angle

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Yes, Ive been playing even without jiggle physics but I really want the 8 player raids

Can I play as a hot dude in this game

it's a korean game so yes but their outfits suck dick and are lacking variety

this games main focus is ass and tits, as it should be

image

why does this look so fucking blurry? it can't be higher than 480p

Hideous body proportions

I cropped it. I was trying to get a good butt SS which included cat paws.

when are we going to get a femboy?

men owe me gay sex.

Jayber

1440p

why is every modern game so fucking blurry?

This is a game about ass and titties, not about utilizing a ground breaking engine to its fullest potential.

have they added melee builds to this game yet? i wanna do Blade & Soul magic martial arts shit.

It's UE5, everything looks blurry in UE5

They are actually adding melee weapons in june

I don't care how gooner the first descendant is I'm not playing a Free to Play Nexon game, I already got one Free to Play regularly asking for my money and I like being able to pay for my utilities

I'M FUCKIN' IN. THANKS BRO.

It's shit. Just like Warframe is shit.

That is incredibly hot, literal perfect realistic small ass jiggle. But it's not worth such mindnumbing dogshit gameplay.

there's a jiggle slider
can you still resist?

I played it for 10hrs like five months ago.
I will not get that time back, and I will not make the mistake again.

unironically yeah

Why not just add nudity at this point?

I would play if it wasn't a f2p/live service game. I will buy Vindictus DF

Playing as Bunny is unironically the best Sonic game we've had in years.

Fucking kek

glad they listen to user feedback
waiting for the loli descendant eventually

See you here in 15 years lil bro

This. Show the starfish

I don't do MMOs and if i did i wouldn't do korean MMOs, but if they want to makw real games like stellr blade i'll be more than happy to give them money.

How the fuck are they gonna make it not suck. Even if you're playing as fast Bunny enemies track the shit out of you and bombard you with bullets.

Nice. The one thing Warframe had over TFD was melee weapons.

Sorry, what i meant was skibidi rizz frfr onG cuh

it gets close sometimes

A game has to be good or else it's just a porn game without the porn. I tried to like this game, but it's just a bad clone of Warframe and Destiny while also being made by gooks so you know the monetization is awful. Sorry, but you still need to actually make an enjoyable game. Just adding in good looking characters is not enough to save it. Good looking characters are what brings people in.

Play the game or Bunny will sit on your skull with her stinky butt!

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the paw pads

Niggerman my beloved

I imagine if you do a melee build, you'll stack health and defence + recovery and use that mod that gives you health for killing enemies. Or they'll add some perks like "when you have a melee weapon equipped you gain a bonus 160% defense" or something along the lines.

yea
where are the smaller, flat ones?

I think the gameplay in tfd is pretty solid. I used to like Warframe, but powercreep has destroyed the game for me, and Digital Extreme is practically allergic to putting any content in their game that could even be perceived as challenging.

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This makes no sense since Gley is a mother. You know she's got those pokey nips from breastfeeding

Isn't Gley's daughter a teenager? I don't think she's breastfed in a long time.... unless....

Why did these guys make the grind so convoluted? I loved the gameplay and the aesthetics, but figuring out what I need, where to go, adding modifiers and all the random ingredients I need to do this or that was just tiresome I stopped playing almost as soon as I beat the story.

The nips are sucked out. Elongated. Strong.

All those succs will be lost in time like lactation in rain

I hate it when they add milfs to the game but never show the kid, just make the girl a virgin.

They do show Gley's kid, she's controlled by the Vulgus. She's some 16 year old piece of prime snatch.

Extremely low test.

Same, everytime I log back in I spend 10 minutes trying to figure out what I even need to do then quit instead. I just wanted to make that leapfrog ajax build but man what a pain in the ass navigating