Millennials be like

Is BetaCraft the best way to experience the older versions? What are the best versions to play?

I still remember the mysterious wonder of exploring my first Minecraft cave and setting up a base in the Alpha. The gameplay is in fact fire.

no guides

no idea how anything worked

did you play the web version?

Just play on amplified mode?

they're at work and don't have time for video games

minecraft is zoomercore
millennials love consoleslop like halo

yeah Minecraft sucks so hard that it's been wildly popular with multiple generations of players for 15 years. Tell me about your FOTM copycat, anon.

Gen x is misunderstood and usually mixed with millenials
Gen alpha is still too young to pick generational fights
Looking foward to zoomers vs alphas

What's wrong with golden age Minecraft OP?

I think alphas will hate millennials the most, just like zoomers hate boomers the most

lurk moar ya fag
should've signed up for summer school

the difference between zoomers and alphas is a lot less than zoomers and millennials.
both grew up in a post smartphone world and changes in technology that affects our lives has slowed down.

I've been on this website since 2004, don't you ever say such shit to me again. I will reach through the screen through the power of lack of meds and memes and fucking touch you.

The fact that it was able to touch multiple generations just goes to show how impactful minecraft truly was. Honest GOAT

Success doesn't mean it's a good game. League of legends and world of warcraft are played by millions worldwide and they're slop top. Sorry that your taste is formed by following a crowd of people but those who have any semblance of intelligence know this game is pure slop. It's ok though you keep telling yourself that a "game" where you pick blocks up and put them down is good. No need to reply I accept your concession.

Hey what the fuck is this thing? She won't get off my lawn.

I like these Minecraft Alpha found footage / horror videos

And the zoomers and gen alpha grew up playing the even worse version of this, fucking Roblox lmao

I keep trying to force myself to play the latest version of Java even though I hate pretty much everything about it. What's a good update to roll back to?

Sometimes I wonder what the flaot.png guy is up to these days

Minecraft(2009)

Millenials(1981 to 1996)

Retard zoomie.

ask for a single request

thread gets flooded with bots

such is the life of an average modern Anon Babble thread

Minecraft is orders of magnitude more successful than both of those. It is literally one of the best selling games of all time, and has stayed relevant because the gameplay itself is that captivating.

Minecraft was originally played by teens and college kids.

acts like a total newfag

outs themselves as a redditor even

suddenly surprised when expected outrage

Im going to fucking break my monitor, the fucking audacity of you fucking people is really something else. Total fucking normie genocide.

you think millennials stopped existing after 1996 or something?

still uses the word normie

oh the ironing

don't be new here

don't use other websites

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

only redditors gatekeep like this the self reporting is insane

Minecraft is a Zoomer game retard, Millennials hate it

random nigger in all caps thinks he's not the problem but people who wanna discuss video games are

Can't make this shit up epitome of we wuz Anon Babble n sheet

ask question about a game you've never played

some faggot comes in screaming ARARGGGFGHAGSHGRJGG NEWFAAAAAAAGS

this place really is a containment field for the lowest forms of human intelligence

Wanting to use Anon Babble as your google search bar is not discussing videogames you fucking scum. Nothing new was learned here, only one spoonfed redditor and now my derailment because you acted like I was uniustifed in calling it out. I was here first, you don't have the right to come onto my place of socialization and then try to push your agenda and bully me off of it. it is mine and I will quite literally die fighting for it tooth nail and guns blazing.

this kills the millennial

why are they so bad at videogames?

tl:dr you're a faggot with anger problems, i will continue asking retarded questions every single day and i look forward to your continued seething

I'm going to be subbing to the new Gemini 250 dollar plan that is capable of shitposting for me autonomously the same way a user would and you're going to be responding to bots and you VVILL LOVE IT.

lets add an pointless chore mechanic to our sandbox game

Yep its over for you, Burn this shithole to the ground, retards ruined it, I'm gonna ruin it further.

Then you would've known that soya (minus the a) has been wordfiltered for years

anyone try the weather 2 mod? Those tornados unironically gave me anxiety and ptsd to all weather in the game

literally just typed it yesterday so you're full of shit.

and then zoomers and gen alphas went on to make this their entire personality lol

erm i mean CHICKEN JOCKEY

Millennials? I'm 35 and never played it. Its a zoomer game.

Isn't Minecraft Zoomercore?

Millennials played that game in college. But yes, that gameplay was, indeed, fire.

I'm 36 and played it a lot
sometimes I have to play it with my niece and nephews too

Proof because I'm so sick of liars trying to make up bullshit.

once microsoft bought it and they turned the marketing machine up to 11. me and my gf played it in the beta, her brother and his friends all played it.

it is
millennials are coping

Minecraft was never made with voxels, it's just cribbing the aesthetic of voxels because Notch was too fucking retarded to implement anything that wasn't ripped straight from infiniminer.

Never said anything about success. Only popularity. Dumbass bot.

now do soya with no a

It's both. Minecraft is timeless, like Spongebob.

No one dies to hunger, it's incredibly easy to deal with. Being absolutely mindless is part of the reason it sucks so bad.

but that isn't what I typed in my initial post.

I've been using this website since 2006 you saying "I was here first" means nothing to me you're just a child throwing a tantrum over nothing. A person brought up a mod, an anon asked about it, and got a reply. What's your reaction? >NOO STOP HELPING PEOPLE YOU'RE KILLING THE WEBSITE
The fact that you can't see how retarded your acting and instead doubling down shows that you probably were bullied in highschool or beat by your dad. You might wanna resolve your real world issues rather than taking it out on strangers on the intetnet. It's not healthy.

Nice larp newfag, not buying it. You can kill yourself and go back from whatever shithole you crawled out of, don't fucking care. I bet you weren't even there at pool's closed.

Minecraft alpha male

The beauty of being a functioning adult is that I don't need validation from basement dwellers. No matter how much you reject reality it doesn't change. Keep seething anon, you sad insecure little man.

What was the 1st video game?

Donkey Kong

minecraft isnt bad now because its changed. its because it never did, it just got more bloated. minecraft was never good. tough pill to swallow for some.

minecraft died for me when they insisted on making "realistic terrain generation"
gigant canyons with floating blocks and random waterfalls was pure KINO for me
now it all looks extremely sanitized

It's the superior swedish soundtrack.

doesn't deny he wasn't at pool's closed

Case closed, I accept your concession, I would say thanks for playing but you should genuinely consider suicide and if not, reconsider where post, newfag. you VVILL use the ARCHIVE your refusal to adhere to the old ways of the internet will make you eat shit here from true chuds like me until the end of time. Unlike you I am not a nigger monkey retard, so I secured my comfortable lifestyle well before I hit my 30's and have a beautiful wife who is sitting right next to me on the couch. Go wageslave you stupid nigger monkey who probably doesn't even know how to build a basic nand gate let alone how to compile code without vibing it out. Fucking faggot.

People enjoy video games?

Lame thread

damn nigga you got him seething hard with that

IM SO HAPPY MY LIFE IS SO GOOD

reee newfags niggers faggots muh website

Sort of inconsistent desu

tf do you wanna mean

i didn't understood lol

There is nothing inconsistent about the fact that people who started posting here during their early life finally settled down. Being a true oldfag does not mean being an incel, if you weren't such an obvious normie low IQ nigger you would know this. Yet you can't stop outting yourself over and over. I adamantly refuse to use anything other than forums or imageboards because I was raised on the proper principles and values of the old ways of the internet. If you weren't from something awful first, or 2ch YOU'RE ALREADY A FUCKING NEWFAG.

newfag doesn't know how to use the reply feature

I'm not an incel

Lol normalfag, you grew out of Anon Babble and it's painfully obvious
I bet your wife loves how you're autistically pedantic about the social mores and expectations of a Russian handbag forum

but when times was changing, the updates was staying bored

It's funny how your argument and seething has been handed off like 4x and every single anon is beatin your ass in the qrt unc probably time to settle down before your bloodpressure spikes

Honey what do you think we should have for dinner?

Hold on babe some newfag is spoonfeeding faggots on Anon Babble, I have to handle this!

My hero...

Mojang updated a lot, but the updates most is bad, and nobody wanted

unc

You must be 18 to post here.

I didn't grow out of shit you fucking nigger I even met my wife on Anon Babble before we moved in together.

i started use Anon Babble some days ago bru

idgaf what you say to me lmao

Based newfag shits on the oldchuds once again...

Oldbros... we're cooked as the zoomies say...

uh?

he married a legbeard

LMAO IMAGINE THE SMELL
PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU MADE CHILDREN

shit unc ts a zoomer website now ong