450$ + 10$ demo game + 80$ games + tip
Only slightly more powerful than original Switch
Is this the worst launch in console history? I honestly feel bad for anyone who preordered it.
450$ + 10$ demo game + 80$ games + tip
Eh, that's almost as much I spend per year on WoW cash shop stuff.
dooming this close to launch
You forget what times we live in now
Snoytrannies are in for a rough few years.
i didnt own a switch 1 so this is perfect for me.
Only slightly more powerful than original Switch
but Anon Babble told me that the steam deck was several times more powerful than the switch 1
and as we can see, the switch 2 is greatly outperforming the deck
Don't worry about us.
Shinto magic. Ritual spells are cast on every Switch 2 to improve performance.
is every switch thread just spammed by one guy
DLSS magic on every Switch 2
How does he do it Anon Babbleros?
This retard schizo posts near 24/7, every hour. It's honestly impressive, and I hope he gets paid for all his work.
Imagine doing that for free, how depressing and meaningless your life must be.
steam deck
who the fuck cares
switch 2 is competing with ps5 and series X, and the switch 2 cant even outperform a series S
What is even the point of making these threads, how much influence could this shithole have anyways? You're speaking mostly to other marketers and bots at this point. You'd be better served making posts on shitter.
do you understand basic technology?
do you believe you can cram all the specs of a big tower into a handheld while keeping the same cost?
he's been slowly running out of steam
usually he'd be in 5 threads posting the same thing but I think the switch 2's launch is slowly draining all of his shitposting will to live
It has Mario Kart at launch. I’m going to have the best time ever.
I expect him to go absolutely feral when we get launch day numbers three or so days after launch day. He's currently claiming it'll only 760k on day one.
Everyone critical of the Switch 2 must be one person
Buyers remorse yet?
Paying 40% more for the same experience everyone else had is good for me
Peak snoy
spamming the thread is "criticism"
Go outside, snoy. Seething about nintendo everyday online is unhealthy
trolling is criticism
To the puzzlepiece ribbon wearing autistic manchildren that plague Anon Babble, yes
Already looking to exceed expectations. Your doom & gloom campaign for it has lost.
Only slightly more powerful than original Switch
I don't understand why he doesn't try to come up with something less obviously retarded
like one look at cyberpunk should let you know the switch 2 is massively more powerful than the first one, is he trying to be purposefully insufferable by blatantly lying?
BotW is actually 10 dollars more on Switch 2
Damn I thought that was a shitpost trying to make Switch 2 look bad. It's real?
he can't, mommy is at work and he can't get the wheelchair up the stairs on his own
you shilled Gabe's $800 tablet for playing PC games even more broken than they already are. Sounds like Switch should be right down your alley.
Why the fuck doesn't it have back buttons
You can still just get the base game, but if you want the upgrade it’s +$10, and if you have the expansion pass it’s free
NO YOU MUST BUY DIRECTLY FROM NINTENDO!! NO OTHER STORE OR EBAY!
He's still mad people gave shit about the ps5 pro for being expensive for a console that's slightly more powerful than the base ps5
why the fuck did they not upgrade the CPU on the pro? baffles my mind when they're charging $700 for it
Charges you more money for the same game you bought 8 years ago
This time it's on a cuck card you use to download it
Internal storage space 256Gb
What the fuck is this lmao.
Free on my Switch.
hasn't figured it out yet
Everyone in this thread who's anti nintendo to the nintendo fanboys is a dude name eric or macaco. Schizo delusions run rampant.
stop comparing me to the people I agree with
No thanks. I will continue doing this.
manchildren arguing about a console that's made for kids
Finally enough, PS shills are the same as nintendo shills to me.
I'll probably get one if it's hacked. I don't pay for video games.
Based and redpilled
Most Anon Babble threads are schizos and bots posting the same thing every day.
Why do you keep making multiple threads?
it just has to be eric! It has to be!
Rent free
Why do you keep sucking Nintendo dick?
This but PC vegan shills
Eric exposes himself without mentioning his name
lmao
you're too stupid to change your posting style, of course people will recognize you
Yeah, low effort bots for nintendo or Playstation it seems.
Keep chasing the eric boogeyman soldier. You're REALLY making nintendo look appeasing.
How old are you?
I'm sorry to tell you, snoy, but he's not underage
Reminder that this mindbroken trannyhas been making back to back threads nonstop for the past three days. Can't wait to see his meltdown on the 5th.
I'm ligerally shaking right now
*appealing
what a giant retard
There no audience here. Sorry you thought this cope was valid.
It's evident proof of what was said in the post. The cope is on your end.
Thanks, much appreciated
Not really. You're bad at this.
What is getting the antijapan glowies so riled up this time anyway?
Yes they were sperging out during the switch 1 but not to this downright psychotic degree to the point of trying to attack ALL JP platforms with payment processors all at once.
Probably has something to do with Trump constantly nuking them, fucking traitors.
Erica **** & got *****
orange man implies palestine is a state
kikes go apeshit and threaten violence on american soil
today a terrorist attack happened on DC, AND the mass attack on JP platforms happened simultaneously
we got 9/11 2, DC edition before GTA6
what's funny is that before that incident, the israeli army fired warning shot at western diplomats for visiting palestine
reuters.com
comparing two diplomats getting shot to 9/11
I get anti-Semites are desperate for a W but this is reaching. If Zion Don isn't dicksucking Israel right now it's only because he's been spending enough time with Arabs to get the Zog bot programming pushed off his stack. Now that he's back in the US it'll be no time at all until he's Bibi's best friend again. Just today he was bitching at Harvard for anti-Semitism.
tip
Can you STOP? This isn't funny. It's not food.
Never had a Switch
Cheaper
Game exclusives are worth the $80 price tag while I give the middle finger to paid dlc and internet althogheter
Not a graphciwhore
Hacking for it is inminent
It's more than enough for me.
Sweeping this kind of shit under the rug is how you get "and suddenly for no reason at all hitler rose into power for mysterious reasons" tho.
I'm sweeping it under the rug for saying it's not as big a deal as 5 thousand people dying in a building leveling attack
Suuuuure
Console is fine and powerful enough.
The price is somewhat acceptable if not high for the main console.
It's the shit prices and the key cards for me that will make me mod this shit and pirate.
I am not slavic trash born in the 90's to just accept those assrape prices.
today is 2 diplomats
tomorrow is a hospital
next week is a public event
in a month it's another 9/11
the slippery slope is inevitably with these slimy rats and the more time it takes to get rid of the kike problem the more issues it will cause
You're really overestimating the capabilities of the terminally online, oversocialized Hamas simps.