Chudsisters... not like this...
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Chudsisters... not like this...
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I'm gonna click this article and it's gonna have nothing to do with culture war shit, is it? Enjoy your 500+ replies.
gooner bait is cringe
it's an immature half measure that only serves to further distance humanity from it's sexuality
global government mandated nudity is necessary
ults are too strong in the game.
it's not for you tourist. fuck off and go back to huffing paint while waiting for trumps death squad to kick you off neetbux
gooner bait is the only reason I downloaded the game. I quit because everyone is toxic to support players which is all I played
Cool
retarded nigger
you WILL be naked
you WILL like it
game is dying because the gameplay is dogshit, chinese can't make games they need to stick to gachaslop
China chads...not like this
UE5 games run like shit on my PC
It has the same problem as every hero shooter where they make healing way too strong. Also eomm is terrible
Explain to me why gamers caring more about if a game is fun or not than if a game is woke or not is supposed to be a bad thing.
ban all game journo threads
fuck off
Imagine having a cool name like Dalton Cooper and wasting it by being a retarded fag. What a shame.
Imagine believing OP. Sorry about your low IQ.
bugs should've kept paying ecelebs to shill it, this shit will be gone in 1-2 years
Hero shooters are an inherently shit genre
the thing that everyone loves about the game is the reason it’s driving everyone away
anything but the engagement based match making
I don't know what Apex Legends is or why it's popular, but the characters look obnoxious and completely unappealing so I have no intention of trying it.
The game is cool at first, but really just feels like a shallow cluster fuck happening at all times
It's not controlled and process mapped well enough with too many launch characters that aren't baked well enough
I doubt it will be gone. It will have a much smaller playerbase, but will be stable and sustained.
I'm sick of game journalists
people should move on sometimes
I played MR since the release for maybe 300 hours, had my share of fun and stopped two months ago
Hi Dalton.
Why should I care if a Disney game is losing players? Fuck Disney.
Goonslop is cringe and embarassing
The only reason it got that massive player count was because it's free and Marvel. The game wasn't actually anything special and I saw this immediately and assumed this would happen eventually
Worst part about playing marvel rivals is that you have to play with marvel rivals players.
I've never touched the game, but overwatch had the exact same problem
player cout is dropping
Not nearly as fast as your readership LMAO.
Declining player numbers are a thing for literally all games. The ones that dont have steady declines are the exceptions, not the other way around.
fucking brutal
It's so over for goonslop.
Ultron is gooner bait?
Bait thread but the real reason is the game rigs losses and wins against you this isnt a schizo theory and the problem is at least OW kinda hid it but in MR you go from steamrolling the enemy team and then the very NEXT match you have someone on your team going 1 and 9 your matchmaking is either broken or rigged to have that shit happen
PARASITES AREN'T IMPORTANT
FUCK
OFF
It's the shit Respawn is making instead of a third Titanfall
its over coomerbros...
Shallow hero shooter game that's already getting old
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GOONER WAIFUS IN IT
Nobody believes this shit right?
Disappointing, Titanfall was fun
marvelbros... i thought we were the overwatch killers?
A female character not looking like a mannish pig slapped up in neon paint is "gooner bait"
the first descendant
marvel rivals
countless gachaslops like gf2 nearing EOS
Can we admit that goonershit is useless and gameplay is the only important thing?
Only troons care about gooning, it's their major trait after all.
says 0.0001% of people on the planet
you niggas learned nothing from function vs function
Just the nature of those game
The more you play, the more obnoxious the game becomes
It's almost like it's a shitty shooter who's only appeal was Marvel Characters and once casuals got their fill they left rather than dealing with the dog shit micro transaction milking and all the good players left because it's a terrible game to play seriously.
It's almost like it was always destined for a massive drop in players.
The #1 issue of the most successful streamer in the world is getting hot girls back in games.
The types of designs that the rainbow mafia pushes have a long track record of killing games, including creating the biggest media flop of all time, Concord.
One of the main reasons why people hate game journos and modern devs and celebrate whenever mass layoffs hit is because of what developers did to female designs in response to their pressure.
Let me translate his statement.
Female narcissists are tired of men insisting on having spaces outside of their control.
They run like shit on every PC bro. Jeetvidia has to shill fake frames in order to get acceptable fps counters.
Ultron is the new hero
Nothing interesting going on with his design or his kit
Even his voice and voice acting is totally disinteresting
It's dropping because of design and team comps, people complain about Overwatch forcing roles que but Rivals is a good example of what happens when you don't have it. Chances are Rivals will also get role ques
thats just normal drop as novelty wears out. with good sexo bait they wouldnt have any players in the first place
dropping dramatically
This is fuck all to do with gooner bait. Every game has the same problem, the days when a large bulk of players where mono gamers for years on end are over.
There are 1001 new games constantly vying for people's money and attention, and gen z has no attention span. Constantly needing to jump to the new thing of the week.
OW is probably outliving Marvel Rivals
Fucking lmao
game journos
Speaking for anyone
lmao
shhhh let the leftoids have one win after they lost several dozens of times.
Marvel Rivals is dying bro. Trust me.
Ultron reveal already has 1.6m views in 16 hours so far.
???
Seems people are still interested in the game to me.
No people are interested in Ultros the character because of nostalgia for a shitty movie, not because they're interested in the game and they won't play the game
People come for goon, stay for gameplay, it was always like this
Retard
game rant
Wrong.
The "gooner bait" is one if the biggest reasons it had players at all. If not for that a vast majority wouldn't have even tried the game.
What all the idiots don't see because they wanna hard tunnel vision into some narrative is that most people are not sticking to any sort of multiplayer games. People are sick of dedicating so much of their time to them. Whether or not it has attractive girls is what makes them decide whether or not they'd try it, not if they become addicted slaves since that's exactly the kind if thing many are wary of.
Some exceptions are things like league of legends but even that game's player base dropped massively which is why Riot hasn't spoken about player numbers on years, and the remaining dumbasses are pathetic addicted idiots. And everyone else looks at them and don't want to become that.
The age of having 10+ million people playing your shitty game every day for the entire fuckin year is over regardless of what you have in it. The best bet now is to go the way GGG are with Path of Exile. Have big updates every few months that bring in as many people as possible regularly, they play for a month or two, numbers drop and things cool down while you work on the next big update.
tfw zoomers will kill gaas because their adhd wouldn't allow then to stay in a single game for long
Feels good man
So, make a game with good gameplay.
Problem solved.
Game balance is worse than Overwatch somehow.
Is Apex as unbalanced as Rivals or hero shooters in general? Never played it. Just the BR thing sounds terrible, but Apex looks fast paced from the stuff I saw.
That's literally impossible. Overwatch literally only has balance for support and tank players.
They have a million player playing everyday, why should they be worried?
Why is Anon Babble so stupid that it takes fake quoted statements at face value?
Not playing until role queue. Not filling healer, ever. And I'm not gonna play a suboptimal comp.
half measure
Waltuh...
gooner bait is cringe
Why do you think the CHUDs are attempting to ban it? Because they can't control themselves around a pair of tits. It's kind of sad, really, that these Incels can't genuflect and find peace with the fact they shouldn't have their hands on their dick 24/7.
its dropping because the matchmaking is absolute dogshit
the game is not a single bit rewarding
He never mentioned "gooner bait" once in that article.
It's a nothing article where he basically says "players have dropped off but the game is still healthy". Dishonest OPs should be bannable.
oh yea. I forgot this game existed.
SICK OF SHAMELESS GOONER BAIT
Unironically. Not just in games. I'm so fucking sick of "le sex" saturating every media.
t. Tranny
Unironically why I stopped playing. If it both looks and runs that shit you have a problem.
The game is really fun but EOMM and lack of role queue are killing it. Matchmaking in particular is abhorrent.
Anyone have upskirts of the new Scarlet Witch skin?
This is the only reason. The game looks great, is frivolously generous with shit you can get as a f2p, but the moment you actually queue up it's all crumbling down. Quick play? You're facing a team of grandmasters and celestial while your teammates are bronze. Because there's no matchmaking. Ranked? You're facing a team full of former grandmasters and celestials while your team is former bronze. Because the game resets every one to bronze every season. They have to fix this shit or they will die.
i want far more goonerbait, i think the game is too censored. what i am sick and tired of is having no role queue. thats why i went back to primarily playing ow2. far too many games with retarded dps.
Cope. Why didnt this EVIL matchmaking fuck this guy over? Oh because he's actually good at the game. You win some you lose some. Get over it.
one is a fun game
the other is just a smite/ow clone for zoomers
Bye bye faggot. No one wants you here.
What will save this game is trans representation like Concord.
So eager to sow the seeds of discontent. So desperate sounding. Make a better game next time plant.
*gamer ant
Didn't read the rest of your post
i agree. ignore the raging trannies.
goon! goon goon goon goon!
role queue is cancer and I'm tired of people acting like it isn't
these devs just need to stop overinflating the fucking DPS roles because in both major cases they take up like 2/3rds of the cast
I'm not coming back until they make Blade playable
have fun running it down as a 3-9 and unironically believing its everyone elses fault. rivals made me realise that there are actually far more retarded players out there than just overwatch players.
that would be cool
I play with friends that play support. Get some friends, loser.
open queue 6v6 in ow2
2 supports, 2 tanks, just rotating between players
open queue in rivals
5 dps and a support
?????
i notice you didn't deny your abysmal performance still. you guys are who the rest of us pray to get matched with, free elo on your stack.
It's not because of goonerbait, if anything it's the main thing keeping the game in peoples minds.
The honeymoon period is simply over and so the numbers are just levelling out to its core audience. And some people have returned to Overwatch because competition has forced Blizzard to actually try a little harder themselves.
because all the "cool" characters that people want to play are in DPS and they're actual characters with history that people are aware of
guarantee you people would flock to other roles if Wolverine were a tank or Spider-man were suddenly a support somehow
role queue is needed to get people to play tanks and healers who are always the less popular roles in any game with the Trinity.
The real answer is that the Trinity sucks in shooters and should've never been added, tanks and healers always causes a balance mess in pvp, especially healers
casuals got driven out by ranked focus and constant balance changes
players willing to play ranked running into forced 50
not surprising, most games bleed this way.
Game finally starts losing steam after months of success
s-see, people HATE attractive characters
Lmao theyre so desperate
Women look like women instead of freak troons
Shameless gooner bait
they are lol. fucking crybabies seething, shitting their pants while gamers are happy and flourishing on sexy, beautiful, feminine characters that provide hours of gooning fuel.
That's great for him, but I'm not treating this game as a sport or a career or anything else like that. I treat it as a fun timewaster outlet I open up to relax. I will not get better because I don't want to get better (I play other games for that). And if the game's matchmaking can't put me with the players of same skill level instead of GM Buckys who keep twerking on my entire team and keeping us in spawn I'm just not going to play :)
the game i'm making will fix this
Sony should have just pushed the release of Concord back by half a year, so all the people who've seen the light and are sick of gooner bait could have flocked to that game.
Ah, well. I guess it's too late now, but luckily Fairgame$ is just on the horizon. I bet it will do gangbusters now. :^)
click link
just talks about player count and doesn't actually mention anything else
Anon Babble retards when they can't even do the bare minimum of reading articles
If anything its such a nothingburger article that it feels like it could have been written by an AI from dozens of other places regurgitating player count wank.
People are leaving cause the game is boring and repeating Overwatch issues. How the fuck is the game not even a year old and we have to rework character kits?
in the end Blizzard always wins
Played for a bit and the game seems fun, I'll probably check back in once it gets role queue. I don't want to get into a parliamentary debate for the privilege of playing a character, and I'm never playing a role I don't like out of obligation
it's marvel.
yet every other game that flops with a BIG licensed ip disproves this shit easily. marvel rivals was fresh and fun but listening to the players about balance unironically killed it.
I quit Marvel Rivals because of EOMM.
This is the only reason. The game looks great, is frivolously generous with shit you can get as a f2p, but the moment you actually queue up it's all crumbling down. Quick play? You're facing a team of grandmasters and celestial while your teammates are bronze. Because there's no matchmaking. Ranked? You're facing a team full of former grandmasters and celestials while your team is former bronze. Because the game resets every one to bronze every season. They have to fix this shit or they will die.
NTA but he is right. When the game resets, the matchmaking ceases to function because you get thrown in games with people far past your rank. I remember making it do diamond and had a game post rank reset where everyone except for me was GM.
find something that might be going to shit with no clear reason why and invent another reason that's inline with your ideology and activism
this is subversion 101, western tranny devs are desperate at this point
This.
I still play the game occasionally, casually. But Luna's ult basically turns off the entire game for N seconds and it's just boring.
Also the game has technical issues.
hero trinity shooter is just bad game genre
Permanent teamups should boost the player counts and help the comic sales.
I fell off because of slow content drip and the game not really being fun enough to justify it.
You need to be gooning for some time to find yourself moving towards kaname from regular traps, thoughover. Men soon for you, anon.
i still dont understand why anyone ever cared about this game in the first place, it's just a worse version of overwatch with worse ults, worse matchmaking, and it runs like shit to boot
But uhm... its not?
Will he be fun?
Men who can't control their dicks whenever they see boobs or ass are mentally niggers
It's like a chink overwatch reboot where they focused on sexy designs again like Blizzard used to before they lost the plot. Overwatch has also been going on for nearly a decade at this point so even if Blizzard wasn't actively shooting themselves in the foot every year, it would still probably be getting stale for most people anyway.
gay website gay opinion OP is gay
Dalton Cooper is a homosexual faggot who needs a bat to the head
open game
goon
lose interest
close game
They really didn't think this business plan through
i think is is a fine game i just dislike the playerbase.
I ain't no great player but I quit when my team lost a 6v5 because two dudes kept just throwing themselves at the enemy team for no reason.
How does this affect you personally?
article says nothing about gooner bait
its the gooner bait cause i said so
Why are you so fucking braindead.
I know your just ragebaiting. But litterally for what purpose?
People were already on edge to never play the game when it was announced until they showed off the characters. And that got many to give it a try.
And you can samefag all you want. But its clearly another troon discord raid.
Rivals is a soulless OW clone for retards
checked gamerant
its american jorno
Its so tiring
probably
he seems kinda basic in terms of "number of buttons to press" compared to Emma so I guess it's just another aiming skill-check character
He put a lie in direct quotations anon. That's just called "lying." And it's clearly working if he's getting this many replies. He's a fucking liar but most of Anon Babble are actually braindead to not just report the thread and move on.
no reply to a concern about the comics themselves despite the amount of posts in a very short time
Quit the samefag, quit your job, and get a life Tom Brevoort.
GOONER BAIT
what is the difference between this and coomer bait/bait on coomer?
Well, they are wrong. I'm sick of shit games. If you remove gooner bait from a shit game, I'm still not gonna play it.
gooner bait is an extremist level of coomer bait
gooners are like terrorist incels for masturbation
game features non ugly female characters
is now labeled gooner bait by zoomers and tranny urinalists
why is brainwashing so effective?
zoomers
?
they've been waiting for player numbers to start dropping so they can post about how gamers are sick of coombait when it isn't true at all, people have just played months of marvel rivals and have moved on
game journalists are getting uppity and need another gamergating
game isn't as fun at the moment so people play something else
journos blame it on everything but the obvious reason to push their own narrative
a tale as old as time.
but as a bait they look the same: boobs, asses and some nudity
2b was coomer bait - how is it different from rivals?
is stellar blade eve coomer or gooner bait?
Embrace the cringe, don't let faggot journo slime shame you from enjoying what your mind and body are literally built to enjoy.
no reply
I'll just leave this here.
lara croft still that high when her last game was 7 years ago
you just know they will fuck her up in her next game
Rivals is losing players
This is clearly because of the hot girls
a tale as old as time.
A chud complaining about what he is currently doing, a tale as old as time.
GOONER STONKS DOWN AHHHH
meanwhile overwatch goes full goon
Marvel Rival's only sin is that it's capeshit overwatch and if you've played overwatch already you got that out of your system.
It's the same as every one of these games, it's the standard timed events, timed seasons, daily/weekly/monthly mission resentment fatigue. Whether overtly or not, these systems always, always, always eventually create an aversion to double clicking the shortcut, because they demand of you to play the game when you aren't in the mood. As soon as you start doing that, you begin building up a negative sentiment towards it in general.
overwatch goes full goon
by censoring street fighter outfits and shrinking ass
i mean they want to project the image of having good shit in the game again, but the rot still sits too deep on their team
They're reworking the most fun and unique support character into another bland healbot
They still haven't given him a skin since Christmas
They deserve it to be honest.
t
fpbp
People found out you can just enjoy the porn without playing the game
gooner
you have to be 18 to post here
Incredible how they were 100% wrong, but anyway...
I won't play your games if your girls aren't pretty or sexy. Simple as. So fuck off wokies.
Hero shooters feel like ass the more you play it. It just feels like a foodfight where nobody dies.
I love how people blame Tumblr for ruining the internet when literally all forms of modern woke retardation across the internet can be directly traced back to somethingawful.
99% percent of all the big-name users developed crippling troll's remorse and became xitter e-slacktivists to cope
right when the internet became a more corporate panopticon
"weird twitter" was made by goons
had a very large overlap with tumblr and tumblr culture when tumblr was still around thanks to stuff like the danganronpa let's play
homestuck and dril shared writers
shitredditsays which infected reddit with sjwisms and led to the creation of the circlejerk subs was made by goons butthurt over the edgy non pc subs on reddit
five guys burgers and fries was a regular user
"troon" comes from SA because of all the tranny goons
helped normalize the pro mod abuse and pro censorship attitude across the modern internet
It's amazing how cancer came from that shithole. Really lived up to its name.
I miss 2000s multiplayer gaming when post-game lobbies were just people trying to say nigger the loudest
Pretty much this.
Support ults are egregious about this, especially Luna Ult.
Some characters are objectively better than the others because of their abilities/kit, but mechanical skills play a major role in weather you win a fight or not regardless of which character your opponent picked.
You can still do that, just find games for subhuman retards
lowtax, you’re dead how are you shilling on Anon Babble
tfw tanking 6v6 in ow is fun
tanking in marvel rivals is fucking dogshit.
healing in ow is fun
healing is dogshit in rivals because you instadie to the fun heroes until you get your ult
only dps is fun
dps heroes make up the vast majority of the roster
need tanks and healers for the game to work
everyone playing is obnoxious, ranked is filled with literal children and zoomers "crashing out" because the game is completely unmoderated except for mentioning taiwan or whatever atrocity china has commited.
Fun
post nut clarity
correct, it's just the reality of most things based on IPs, the masses get board of it and chase new shine objects, humans crave novelty
UK is considering to implement castration punishment laws for male sex offenders. As an American I think that's pretty neat!
DUDE ARE THOSE BOOOOOBS?! IS THAT A FEMALE WOMAN!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE *GIRL*!!!!
And these retards project their sexual imbalance on to homosexuals, act like gay people are "promiscuous" and all that. Pretty sure gay people don't drop their jaw to the floor every time they see a pair of nice looking man pecs. Its fucking embarrassing to act like that as an adult.
play season 1
Rediscover my love for PvP
Master iron first and feel like my skill improves
First update hits
Iron fist is completely ruined
All the characters I was comfortable with all feel weak while characters I'm unfamiliar with are kicking my ass
Remember overwatch and kept feeling fucked around with updates that arbitrarily shifts stats around for no reason making the game suck and randomly ruining everyone's enjoyment
Move on to single player games
That's exactly how I expect teenagers and young men in army to act, not grown adults.
apex is fucking dogshit
Why does this game attract so many FGC people? seems like most of them play this
GOONER BAIT BAD
TRANNY GOONER BAIT GOOD
Both groups of men are gay as fuck and have 0 sex
hey tourist, there's been fan service in games going back to the 80s. nobody cares about your sexless zoomer sensitivities
I like the gooner bait. I dropped it because it's an f2p title that expects me to play it on IT'S fucking schedule. Constant events are more irritating than anything.
healbotting
who cares, call me when he can do that with a tank/dps
people get bored of eternal pvp games
dang that's crazy
I WILL keep jerking off to women, and you WILL keep seething about it.
linking a modern ""journo"" slop-article for clicks
Either the author himself or a retard.
I personally hate the healer meta. I hate clicking on quick match, loading in and seeing my teammates have already auto locked 1 tank and 4 dps and they are all eyeballing me to pick healer and solo heal. meanwhile the enemy team has the usual 2 tank 2 dps 2 healer comp. and my team is perfectly fine getting their shit pushed in for the next 10 minutes if it means they can play dps while doing it. further more if I say to myself fuck it and pick a dps, I now have to listen to my monkey teammates screeching and shitting in the text channels about how I specifically need to go healer because I was the last person to lock in and those are the unspoken rules apparently. I can just leave the match and queue again but the next lobby is likely the same thing.
meta sucks
every healer ult puts a huge damper on the game by stalling the crap out of it
Rocket is actually a unique healer whose ult doesn't heal
they strip him of his uniqueness and turn his ult into another stall ult
also
vanguards are agonizingly boring and unrewarding to play especially if your team doesn't support you
everyone wants to play the fun DPS but your team comp can only fit two and you always have 3 people instalocking dps
healers are homogenous ult bots
Should have made everyone a DPS. No healer, no tanks.
They really really should have I don't understand why they keep putting the MMO trinity in shooters
skill issue
OP here, you idiots will reply to anything lol
no I wont
implying my heterosexual wife Loba isn't a complete 10/10 goddess
low test
honestly I don't know if you people can even read
the comment is obviously a joke, and second, i'm calling for global fucking nudity
does that sound like that imaginary poster hates human sexuality? i called it a half measure
bunch of mouth breathers
This game uses the most obvious EOMM system I've ever seen.
When the game decides you must lose, it won't even attempt to hide it, and match you with vegetables. How the fuck you manage only 8K DPS with The Punisher?!
10 out of the 20 most downloaded mods on Nexus for Rivals are literally just porn
Rivals is dropping because most people who would want to play it have already played it to death and are moving onto something new
Gamerant is a rag. Hope they get wiped like Polygone soon.
fun and unique
just going underground and healing back to full while being unkillable forever
Bait
Fake
Gay
Choose all three
Unironically you are just bad.
The healer ult discord is just so overinflated and at this point just a parroting point for people who don't play the game. People like a game ergo you have people who have to hate on it due to principal. This is highlighted by you specifically choosing Rockets ult
Can be destroyed easily
easiest to out damage by focusing
immobile
Support ults should confer the ability to both defend and push. Rockets still being the easiest to deal with due to walking away from LOS or simply shooting the C.Y.A. In regards to other ults, Support ults like Lunas are used in response meaning you should use another in response. Ults like Mag, Namor, Punisher, Iron Man, Scarlet, Moon, and Thor are able to end it by killing the user. Emma, Jeff, Thing, Groot (walls block heals), and Penni all have ways to block or displace those being healed allowing them to be killed. That's just some examples when in reality there are more ways. It's simply a fundamental lack of understanding of the game that leads to this viewpoint.
Also in regards to being unsupported as a tank. OFC it feels bad not being supported it's a team game. It feels bad if your DPS are unable to be healed or get kills, it feels bad if the supports are protected. That's the point, also tanks offer a rewarding experience seeing as they can make or break games. Also you can definitely reliably run 3dps assuming they aren't shitters. There are tanks who are capable of soloing. As a matter of fact, running one tank is better against comps using Wolverine and Iron Fist due to those characters simply metling them. Higher DPS is the answer to that comp.
Lastly, brother it is a Hero Shooter pressing Q is the name of the game. Find me one player on any role who doesn't spam their ult.
GAME RANT SAYS PLAYERS ARE "SICK OF SHAMELESS GOONER BAIT"
That's the biggest lie that all gaming journalists were pandering. This is why games are failing in modern day.
Can't believe NetEase killed Dead by Daylight Mobile give me my icy Sadako back you gay faggots
The only fuckable character in that game is pathfinder (the robot) everyone else looks retarded.
gooners would rather goon than play games
Shocking
easiest to out damage by focusing
Can you translate this to non-Bengali English?
Why did you feel the need to share this as if you matter?
gamerant
I wish nothing but abject pain and suffering on the subhumans who own and operate sites like this.
Gooning is the thing that kept it alive to begin with though, the concept of those games (Overwatch/Rivals) is simply getting outdated, zoomers doesn't like it and millennials have for the most part moved on. Also I heard the game turned into a smurfing shitfest like 2 months in which led to normal players or just noobs got fucked
Gamerant is a clickfarm that I would bet has AI-generated content.
i quit because of the matchmaking
i wont even bother trying it again unless they claim theyre fixing it