HAHAHAHAHA BRO ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE I MADE MY CHARACTER UGLY BRO. HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HOW UGLY IT IS
if you do this you need to be executed in the street
HAHAHAHAHA BRO ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE I MADE MY CHARACTER UGLY BRO. HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HOW UGLY IT IS
if you do this you need to be executed in the street
Why, does it offend your ugly ass-face? I bet you're one ugly insecure bastard.
game has character creator and romance
I'm 10/10 irl so I wanna experience what you all feel irl, but in game :)
I played oblivion for the first time when I was 13 and my first character was a red guard who I lookaliked after the SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA dude, but then I decided to replay it and created cat because kitties are cool
I look like this and do these things
That's what orcs look like
OP get upset because the game portrayed an improved rendition of his actual appearance
[ntr][old man][smell]
Who fucking cares it's a singleplayer game you dumb buffoon
Even when I was young I never thought this shit was funny, it's just unsettling to look at, what kind of mental illness do you need to have to find this shit even remotely funny?
the concept of immersion is beyond the capabilities of the normalfag, so he has to find other ways to entertain himself. Also ADHD riddled idiots don't have the patience to make an interesting looking character.
I always try to make my characters good-looking, why would you want to look at a hideous monster for most of your game?
Literally every streamer/youtuber does this. It's like they're afraid their chat will make fun of their taste if they don't make it shit on purpose.
I need my character ugly and dumb looking so I can self-insert, so pull that stick out your ass and spend another 20 hours creating your waifu in oblivion
This is even funnier with the knowledge that the sphinx is female and the fluffy cat is male
he gets angry at people having their own fun
I mean, I prefer doing fitting in-universe characters and even I don't get this anal about people not taking something seriously...
I don't have any issues with ugly characters, but what gets me every fucking time is that the person regrets it fucking immediately. They get like an hour in and they're asking if it's possible to recreate their character because they don't want to see it every time.
This happens with both streamers and people I know personally.
Are they stupid
why because you're angry we're making fun of you?
That's just an orc
Because the Devil cannot create.
He can only defile.
posts an average orc
what did OP mean by this
op looks like that and sucks donks
What does this card do Yugi?
it's not mental illness. just insecure irony-poisoned normalfags pretending to be quirky
yeah because you're on the spectrum
People who can't understand people who don't just play a 10/10 can't see nor rotate an apple in their head
lmao
I just assume everyone thinks like I do but with more or less intelligence
it's pot of greed
You can't talk until you can imagine a perfect apple and bite out of it, taste it and feel its juices, all in your imagination.
God when creating me
I can literally manifest an apple in real life and transform it into an apple mech. Begone from my sight.
Hmm, impressive.
yeah but is it super robot or real robot
Mitty....
finally a game for me
people who spend more than a few seconds in a character creator are gay
If you just max out random sliders it's boring, yeah. The real fun is in making ugly characters with meaning.
Fromslop
Yikes
ok
That's a Concord character. Never doubt how ugly western devs will make their playable characters.
it's just americans
remember when they were genuinely offended at the idea that a random cashier girl in a normal country could be more attractive than any of their horrible mutt "celebrities"? they live surrounded by ugliness and are only comfortable like that, it's quite sad in a way
This is some ugly bastard shit
You are becoming increasingly more unhinged in your American obsession, Thirdie-kun. Like, I know you keep doing it because it brings joy to people who can laugh at your retardation, but like all jokes your routine runs the risk of getting stale.
seething
the truth hurts
I agree but just let people make ugly freaks to laugh to bro come on
JD Vance?
Are there people that actually can’t do this?
I'm extremely handsome and i still find that retarded yes. How many times can you find it funny? It's only amusing in the very first game you do this in, but some people do it every single time
Same reason people laugh at the same retarded memes daily or watch cat/dog YouTube shorts. They like it
every single youtuber/content creator makes their character ugly
im normally one to complain about tropes or people doing the same thing, but yeah im fine with this. its fun.
whats the alternative?
tries to make something cool or look like themselves
lame and cringe
makes it like their avatar/logo/brand/etc
cringe
makes a sexy character
i do this but its awkward, not because im a fag lib against this but its like watching porn with a bro. im not jacking it with my friend
of course women all try to self-insert, but make themselves more beautiful than they are in real life.
It's just a video game, and in most games like that you get an option to cover it all up with a helmet anyway, if you choose. Idc how my video game characters look so I just hit random enough times until something really amusing or appealing comes up and I go with it. It isn't deep.
the correct opinion on this is that its not how they create a character but if they are generally a funny, charismatic, etc person in general. an ugly character can be either fun or cringe, but it just depends on the charisma of the person
Its usually best if there is some kind of theme or character beyond just being as ugly as the creator lets you. Something like making a trench coat and fedora m'lady nerd. Lean into it enough, but if it goes overboard like trying to completely roleplay and voice every line its annoying and cringe as fuck
I sometimes like doing this but not to that level. Just a general unattractive character, not an abomination.
Vance looking MF
I'm having fun and you're pissing and shitting yourself
Runkkumatti
This is just being creative. You're good at character creation and don't strictly chase beauty, which is fine. I make old men sometimes.
I hope you outgrow your irony poisoning one day and get to authentically express yourself without cringing at the idea of making something you think looks cool.
Seething parascoial retard
putting in the effort to make a perfectly crafted ugly character is based
mashing randomize 20 times is cringe
Toxotrannies
That looks like a Foogly from Spy Kids.
BRO THEY CREATED AN UGLY CHARACTER ARRRRRRRRGH BRO LOOK AT HOW UGLY THE CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME IS GRRRRRRRRRRRR WE SHOULD END THEIR LIVES!
If you do this you need to be loved and hugged by someone close to you
Oblivion pioneered uglymutherfucker character creation because it was impossible to make a good looking character
What irks me is how all these streamers and 'tubers praised the character creator as the second coming of christ for its customization options, and then they all ended up making the same exact round faced purple haired green skin orc we've seen a thousand times.
Haha, you maxed out all the sliders, how creative
It's ironyfagging.
The real question is why did they nostalgiabait with "ugly face mechanics" even when 100% of npcs don't look nearly this bad.
I look like this and I say that
How do you know?
watch ecelebs
be surprised they’re completely uncreative
Kotbros...
How can we compete with BDC?
Trannies are accustomed to ugliness.
brain is solely focused on sensory experiences
t.115 IQ brainlet
He looks like that one American politician. Pretty funny desu.
Why are libniggers obsessed with jd vance? He's the safest most boring conservative there is
this is like the seventh time you've made this thread
>HAHAHAHAHA BRO I HATE THE THING! I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND WHIMSY WITH A SILLY CREATION BO. HAHAHAHAHA LOOK HOW AWESOME I HAVE FOR BEING CONTRARIAN!
Get off your high horse.
Nigga wants to tax people for being incel
thats a funny toon
lol i generally agree with this concept of being overly obsessed with being ironic and unserious, but you are treating it like gospel and plastering it towards everything like blindfire.
the reality of trying to be cool, or what ive seen people do, is go all red/black and try to make it like a superhero or anime shit.
you genuinely need to think more adaptively. seeing someone as dumb as you make a point i generally agree with makes me reconsider
I bet you choose to play as a woman in first person games.
the cat just sits there and watches
lol
slut
If I don't regularly see their face, I make them hideous but not obnoxious with pink hair and blue skin and stuff. Just to jumpscare me when I forget about it and remove my helmet in the inventory.
If I do see their face a lot, I'll make them relatively normal but with a bit of exaggeration. Usually a bigass nose.
It's like people making stupid faces in pictures. It's a defense mechanism for insecure people.
White people when they can max out sliders and look totally ZANY and WACKY xD
Mayo monkeys are so corny
Basically only boring cowards do this. They're too afraid of being sincere and trying, so preemptively deflect.
they're a bunch of soulless hypocrites that have nothing of substance to add to a conversation, so the best they can manage is mocking his appearance with a shitty shoop. even the trumpniggers can manage an actual critique of their political opponents, but they can't figure out anything more meaningful to say than 'haha his face looks funny when it's shooped'
good, being a loser should be expensive.
You know, those insults like corny and weird. They don't have any effect on us. I've noticed nogs start belting out "You're weird, bro! wtf you're weird!" whenever they don't get their way. It's a strange, societal/hierarchical cope behavior that probably stems from the fact that blacks can't mentally graduate from middle school level intelligence and social norms. I believe corny falls under the same umbrella. If you watch cop cams you'll hear chimps toss those two around very often in an attempt to dissuade police from searching them, usually after they've been caught doing something they're not supposed to.
Not a huge deal, I just figure you should stick with cracker or something, even though that isn't even that impactful. Not like nigger. Nigger.
calm down son it's just a drawing
captcha: DAD2J
UPBOATED My dear stranger.
People who do this have no soul because they have no remorse for bringing forth something so disgusting and miserable into existence. Their creation will only suffer a miserable existence and bring suffering for anyone who looks at it.
I can't imagine the type of person that actually spends time in character creators. I pick a default, change the hair, then start the game. I don't have the time to fuck around with 20 trillion "inverse concave cheekbone" sliders.
Who gives a shit how the character looks, you're only going to ever see them if you consciously decide to.
Is that the Pot of Greed one somebody made, or is it a different one?
"YOU! Grand Champion! You’re the chosen one, I KNEW it the moment I saw the sigil patterns in your footstep dust! You’ve broken the Arena’s soul-binding hexagon — THEY CAN’T CONTAIN YOU ANYMORE!"
You think the Arena’s about bloodsport? WRONG. It’s a Daedric harvesting mechanism built by Mehrunes Dagon loyalists hiding in the Fighters Guild! Every match funnels psychic anguish into a pocket realm north of Kvatch where they're growing—get this—INTERPLANAR GRAPES FOR DEADRIC WINE!"
And that sword they gave you? It's not ceremonial. It’s a resonant blade keyed to your soul frequency. They’ll be tracking you. Watching you. Feeding off your victories unless we put it in a lead-lined sack and throw it in the deepest part of the Niben.
Listen. You need a squire. A *truth assistant*. Someone who understands the interdimensional warfare we’re in. I’ve got scrolls. I've got diagrams. I’ve got a Dwemer tin-foil hat and three vials of undiluted chapel salt to keep the dream-eaters out!
BY TALOS' BURNING ABS — I’M GONNA FOLLOW YOU AROUND UNTIL THE AYLEIDS COME BACK OR I DROP DEAD FROM TRUTH OVERLOAD! LET’S GO EXPOSE THE SECRET LIZARD COUNCIL OF BRUMA!
AI sloppa
cringe
I see the twelve year olds are here.
Just make a cute female bro
handsome men tend to make cute females to play as.
ai image
ai text
kys
troglodytes
Paajeet
otoko no kot...
Only streamers find this shit "funny", actually not even they find it funny, they just do it because it creates engagement with 10 year olds
No sane person that plays a single player game FOR THEMSELVES find this shit funny
It's not haha funny type of comedy, it's attentionwhore comedy
That's just Sloth from The Goonies, though.
lirikbros...
Why are you getting offended on behalf of a person you've never met
Average pixar couple.
letting yourself, as a man, be hugged
What are you a faggot?
**“TODD HOWARD IS A DRAGONBORN WHO ABSORBED JULIAN LEFAY AND NOW CONTROLS DREAMSLEEVE LORE OUTPUT!”**
By Alek Jo’anz, screaming into a Dwemer resonator while levitating on sweetroll fumes
Here’s the truth they don’t want you to hear:
Todd Howard isn’t just a man — he’s a hybrid being formed by absorbing the soul of Julian Lefay**, the original Elder Scrolls visionary. That’s why Morrowind felt like a dream and Oblivion like a clean medieval fever. You’re not playing games. You’re **receiving filtered visions** sent from Todd’s seat in the Dreamsleeve control nexus.
Remember when you played Skyrim and had déjà vu every five steps? That’s **resonant echo fatigue** from absorbing second-hand soul code.
He didn’t “create” Skyrim — **he Fus Ro Dah’d it into our reality.**
Why can’t we mod console versions properly? Because **he’s gating access to the Dreamsleeve** through arcane DRM rites. Each Creation Club transaction is a **ritual soul exchange.** Microtransactions? **Micro soul leaks.**
And guess what? TES VI delays? Not about “quality.” No. Todd’s been *stuck inside the Dreamsleeve* trying to fight off **Sheogorath’s memetic influence**, which is why every dev interview feels one cough away from madness.
---
**INTRODUCING: THE SLEEVESHIELD™ SOUL-INSULATING VEST**
8999 GOLD — Only 2 LEFT! (One went missing after a “Todd sighting”)
Woven from soul-gauze and soaked in Aetherial tea, the SLEEVESHIELD™ protects your lore glands from recursive retcon shock and narrative soul siphoning.
Reduces déjà vu by 87%
Blocks Todd-based dream intrusion
Makes your in-game choices feel *real*
Causes mild floating and intense need to re-install Daggerfall. Do not wear near Loremasters.
*Protect your mind. Block the Howardstream.*
— Alek Jo’anz, lucid dreaming with a helmet on
I almost wish there was romance in Wasteland 3
game has you make two characters at the start
made first character a scrawny bookworm manlet
made other character a big hot scarred up sex machine muscle girl
Potion Master I am going into battle and I need your strogest potion pwease!
character creator
in a fucking FPS game
ok who gives a shit?
I play in 3rd person
OP apparently seeing as he's been crying about this for years now
This is not ugly though
NERAVAR NEVER DIED THEY TURNED HIM INTO A DUST STORM!
You’ve been lied to.
They told you Nerevar died heroically. They said the Tribunal “honored his memory.” They said he’s destined to return. But what if I told you… he already did? What if I told you he never left? That’s right. Nerevar Indoril, the Hortator, the Moon-and-Star, the Chimeric Champion was never slain in that tent at Red Mountain. No. They disintegrated him into the ash itself.
After the Heart of Lorkhan was discovered, the Tribunal realized Nerevar would never go along with their plans for apotheosis. So what did they do? They didn’t kill him — that would leave a soul trace. They ritual-vaporized him, binding his essence into a self-aware, semi-sentient storm field. Ever wonder why Blight storms only started after Red Mountain? Yeah. That’s not weather. That’s Nerevar screaming in particulate form, trying to find justice, molecule by molecule.
That’s why Ash Storms disrupt divine enchantments. That’s why they whisper if you stand in them long enough. It’s not the wind — it’s memory. It’s betrayal.
And here’s the kicker: the so-called Nerevarine? Just a distraction. A patsy. A smokescreen (literally). You’re out there doing errands for ghosts while the real Nerevar is orbiting Vvardenfell like a vengeful, pissed-off cloud.
Why do you think the Tribunal all died horribly after you destroyed the Heart? Because Nerevar remembered.
INTRODUCING: THE STORMVEIL™ MASK OF DUST DENIAL
5999 GOLD — Only 3 LEFT (and Vivec banned them from his canton!)
The STORMVEIL™ is a weather-resistant helm forged from Indoril scrap, lined with netch-leather seals, and enchanted with a rare anti-betrayal sigil smuggled out of Necrom.
Blocks soul-particle exposure from ash-based demigods
Allows you to breathe during metaphysical weather events
Echo-cancelling enchantment filters out whispering voices
May attract Cliff Racers, Tribunal agents, and other forgotten Chimer war spirits. Not recommended for Telvanni tower visits.
I DESCRIBED SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS SO ITS NOT FUNNY! THEY DON'T LET YOU HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY IF YOU AREN'T CORRECT.
how do you get this angry over something so inconsequential?