You wake up in a dimly lit room

You wake up in a dimly lit room

in front of you are six doors

They read as follows from left to right

Racoon City (Resident Evil)

Ravenholm (Half Life 2)

USS Ishimura (Dead Space)

Silent Hill (Silent Hill)

The Zone (STALKER)

Rapture (Bioshock)

You have to choose.

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I pull my pants down, and brown all over the floor. Just straight diarrhoea. Liquid shit. Caca Poopoo

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take Silent Hill

free therapy

that or sexy manifestations of your intrusive thoughts try to fuck you

Racoon City

There are some very fast monsters there and unlike the protags, an attack or two will likely debilitate the body. No thanks.

Ravenholm

The fast zombies would fuck you up, but more of a problem are the headcrabs in every nook and cranny. One unseen crab later and you're dead.

USS Ishimura

Not surviving. It's a spaceship. Where tf am I going to go?

Silent Hill

The town morphs to your worst nightmares. Not likely to survive.

Rapture

Same issue as Ishimura. Being stuck deep underwater is a death sentence.

The Zone

Only one where we've seen many regular people survive and even thrive. Plus, pay someone enough and they can escort you out of the zone. Easily the best option.

Pick Rapture and go look for my wife Elizabeth.

coon city because i might be safe in some well made house
they'll rape me in silent hill

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>free therapy

When will this meme finally die? Silent Hill is not a therapist. Its purpose is to not resolve your inner turmoil. James only survives by means of personal endurance, not because the town was trying to heal him or gave him an out. The town "letting him go" was the town itself losing its grip on him as he began to reconcile his guilt. Silent Hill is predatorial and is doing everything it can to kill you and torment you for all of eternity.

Ishimura is the worst possible choice by far, followed probably by Rapture. I suppose Ravenholm sucks dick too in the sense that, even if you get out the world at large is fucked anyway. The best ones are either The Zone (provided that you'll manage to acquire some means of getting out; just getting to the fence won't help since the military will just shoot you on sight) or Silent Hill (provided you aren't a piece of shit and/or the cult is currently doing something fucky there).
The problem in holing up in Racoon City is that it gets nuked eventually, you're a on a timer.

Absolutely based answer. You'll probably find her near the dog kennels

The town "letting him go" was the town itself losing its grip on him as he began to reconcile his guilt. Silent Hill is predatorial and is doing everything it can to kill you and torment you for all of eternity

Just like an actual therapist

The Ishimura and Rapture are probably the hardest to survive. Easiest is probably The Zone from STALKER.

How predictable, I hope she doesn't mind me proposing to her before the mutts are even finished.

>Racoon City (Resident Evil)

>Ravenholm (Half Life 2)

>USS Ishimura (Dead Space)

>Silent Hill (Silent Hill)

>The Zone (STALKER)

>Rapture (Bioshock)

since you didnt specify a timeframe i choose the ishimura at its peak (like 50 years before DS1) so i enjoy space mining with no weird gangly zombies
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Racoon City

Context matters I guess. If you're there between the first RE and the 2nd, you're basically fine so long as you don't drink the water. If you end up there in the middle of 2/3 you're absolutely fucked.

I'm sure OP meant during the game/series' timeframe. So, in other words, the Ishimura the way it was during DS1.

what if I le outsmart the thing and avoid it entirely xdd

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It's a major difference tho. If you end up in Raccoon City during or immediately after RE1, it's a fucking nothingburger so long as you don't drink the water. If you're there during RE2/3, there's a 10% chance you're immune to the T-Virus but you'll probably get shredded by infected anyway.

not wanting to hang out with father Grigori and shooting headcrab zombies

you can't go out of the zone though
People who get out bring disasters with them wherever they go. Natural disasters even. Hence why the military would shoot anyone trying to leave it in the earlier game.

I might be safe in some well made house

city is nooked while you are in some well made house

Lel

People pretty regularly smuggle stuff into, and out of the zone, Tons of fairly unremarkable people seem to be doing alright, and if being an American national gets me the same treatment I should be able to just stop by the Embassy, and leave after that.

Racoon City isn't a total loss the more deadly stuff starts showing up later, so if I can just make it out on foot in a few hours before the lickers, and dogs start showing up I should be fine, and my first plan without prior knowledge would be to get the hell out of there. The only real problem is getting shot at some sort of quarantine.

No chance with the Ishimura, you're in space, and while some of the foes are manageable with the tech that's available escape, or hiding until rescue doesn't seem like a option.

Silent Hill, because it's mechanics are so poorly understood, is a bit harder to say. It's certainly possible to get out, but it seems to be actively attempting to prevent you. Is just reconciling with a past trauma sufficient, or do I need to mow down it's monsters on mass? It's not the worst option, and the world seems normal if you escape.

Rapture seems like you're inevitably fucked even if you find a nice out of the way corner to hide out at. Dying in isolation seems like your best case scenario, so slightly better.

Ravenholm actually isn't so bad, a spikey hat seems like it could deter headcrabs, the trouble is actually getting out to anywhere safe, given the total combine control of the planet.

I live in serbia for me stalker is a normal day.

well i get to grab some zombabe ass before getting erase which much better than any painful death in the other worlds you mentioned

City soon to be nuked, high chance of being infected by a zombie or killed by a BOW, if you can escape the world is relatively normal

Town full of alien parasites that gnaw through your skull and leaves you in perpetual torment, also the world is fucked

spaceship full of infectious zombies and mindfuckery, also the universe is fucked even if you somehow can pilot an escape craft

town that traps you inside it and throws your worst nightmares at you, if you escape world is normal(?)

Ukraine

City at the bottom of the sea full of crazy drug addicts with superpowers, world is normal if you can escape and you can get superpowers there

Honestly if I just want to leave, I'm going with the zone followed by raccoon city.

Silent Hill is not only the possibly easiest option but also the only one that is realistically escapable and has a normal livable world outside its borders. Just pray I don't get caught up in a cult ritual.

What's the worst one?
I think it's probably the Ishimura. That's just an inescapable Event Horizon scenario.

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I ain't dealin with no supernatural or microscopic SHIT so Ishimura, Silent Hill and I guess Racoon City are off the list.
My reward for escaping Rapture is crushed to death by sea.

Ravenholm is dangerous but I can escape beyond the town.
Zone is dangerous but I will learn guitar and earn sausage without risking my life.

Ravenholm would be the easiest to survive, but I want to cheeki some breekis.

Ravenholm would be the easiest to survive

You do not have a HEV suit. One headcrab jumps on you from behind and you're dead. One zombie hits you once and you're dead. There are also poison zombies/headcrabs and speedy zombies.

You would unironically have a better chance in Silent Hill or The Zone. Rapture would also be more survivable, but you likely wouldn't be able to escape.

Lel

So then being a complete fucking schizoid would the town just turn into a shitty office job where no one will shut the fuck up and you have to do gay forced humiliation rituals (i.e. real life)

Ravenholm arguably has the worst consequences for not surviving, you're left conscious after getting headcrabbed, and just have to suffer until someone throws a saw at you so you can finally die.

I'm far more confident in my ability to outrun a zombie and avoid headcrabs than I am in my ability to not get held up by armed bandits, get acute radiation poisoning or accidentally step into a whirligig anomaly at because it was kind of hard to see in overcast lighting.

Me? I would simply wear a thick hat.
Also the biggest issue with Ravenhold is it's night and you can't see the poison crabs, but also you don't have enough time to hole up somewhere and wait for day so instead you smash your way through which attracts fast zombies.

If you just hid somewhere headcrab proof (so they don't randomly wander in) and wait till morning you'd have a far easier time.

Fast zombies can run just as fast as you, and they don't get tired.

you can also tip your fedora to the cute zombie ladies

No they can't. I'm actually in shape. I can also climb better.

At least someone found it funny

So long as you trust that hat, head rabs have proven able to bite through combine helmets, so I'm guessing it's something like coconut crabs where you do not want them on your head at all. The other issue is after leaving you're still left on earth post-combine, which isn't great.

People who get out bring disasters with them wherever they go

That's roadside picnic lore, not game STALKER lore. It depends on what zone OP is talking about.
The military in the game lore is notoriously bribeable.

The Zone is the only one you can (comparatively) easily leave, and go live a normal life. Also the least horrific. Rapture is the comfiest, and the only other one where the rest of the world remains normal, so that's my #2.

I'm actually in shape

You can't run forever no matter how in shape you are. You also don't know the layout of Ravenholm and could very easily find yourself in a dead end.

I can climb better

No you fucking can't
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That's only 5 doors. Anyway, this one's between Silent Hill and Ravenholm. I'll go with Ravenholm. Grigori will save me.

it's not in any version of the lore. the entire point of stalking is to break in illegally, steal artifacts, then break back out and sell them. stalkers are thieves entering a classified area which is why the military shoots on sight.

Silent Hill (Silent Hill)

I am a boring person without heavy trauma ruining my life.
It would be a slightly exciting trip through very foggy city.

The rest is right out.
Zombies, necromorphs, all kinds of aliens and juiced up junkies in undersea prison, that's all for masochist and internet tough guys who tend to reply they'd take on a bear or lion with a knife and win.

Do you see the little keyboard and display next to each door where you can adjust shit according to your smartass retard needs?
Do you?
You don't because it's not fucking there.

I'm taking Raccoon City if it's pre or early zombie apoc otherwise I'm going bioshock

if it's pre or early zombie apoc

Considering RC gets literally wiped off the map before it reaches the late stage, those are your only options.

What part of Raccoon City?

Not called "the rapist" for nothing

Zone and it's not close. Just don't go in the dangerous areas and roleplay as a hobo

IF you're good at dicksucking I'm sure the zone would be fine tho

Anon, the military shooting on sight is hardly a problem for the influx of people, ammo eapons and food and the efflux of people, artifacts and samples.
Tradaers are arranging zone border crossings/smuggling on the daily.

I would pick Racoon City, all the other are 100% death sentence. The zone is a trick one, I don't speak russian and those people are not humans.

I meant the regular zombies. The cracked out ones don't show up till I meet father Grigori and he gives me a shotgun. And yes I know the layout. I've played it multiple times.

Silent Hill obviously, the city only morphs if you have deep trauma stuff and the cult probably doesnt want shit with me.

Get in, get out, EZ

all the other are 100% death sentence.

i'd pick zombie filled city that will get nuked in a few days instead

lel

that will get nuked in a few days

A few weeks to less than a day, depending on the game.