Why do they act so horny for a 5ft8 autist like cloud. This is unrealistic

you obviously have never seen what pussy slayers look like in japan

5'7 in Japan is equivalent to 6'2 in the west

Cloud sucks, no one would give a fuck about him if it wasn't for Tifa and Aeris.

Isn't he 5'7? Anyway, he's an attractive emo twink and good at what he does

Why their head to body proportion looks so weird

As long as you aren't ugly or boring, as long as you're at least 5'8 you won't have a problem getting girls.

If you were taller would you get more attention? Yes, but its not a geath sentence. Now being 5'7 or shorter is a deal breaker in the West.

5'6 and above is workable in Asia and Central/South America, but being 5'9 or taller in these areas is the western Equivalent of being 6ft

He's got Aryan features and he's ripped.

Cloud is:

Capable of effortlessly swinging around a 120+lb slab of sharpened metal

Able to jump the length of an entire train car and then some

Coordinated enough to jump from a moving motorcycle, flip in the air to turn 180 degrees, and land on another moving motorcycle

Stubborn enough to fight god and not give up

Secure enough in his masculinity to wear a dress

Unironically cute as fuck while being built as fuck

Jee. No idea why women would be all over him the second they get a whiff of what he's really capable of.

post a selfie and find out why

The guy that got caught in a McDonalds, pissed himself in jail, and is gonna get executed by Trump Himself?

Yes, him. I saw tons and tons of thirst for him, because he is a pretty good-looking guy with obvious issues.

Trump is Jew-controlled faggot, Luigi Mangione is a hero.

The retarded amount of love letters that serial killers get is retarded

No, the guy who is gonna get jury nullification and then either die in a staged suicide or home invasion.

FPBP!

It's not because the public in general regardless of political orientation consider him a hero that he is.
Companies are also people and you should respect their feelings.

noooo only the government and the disgustingly rich can kill people!

you're a fucking cuck, trumpfag

FFVII characters and earlier were typically older than in all the games that came after. Tifa was 20. Cloud was 21 and Aerith 22. The starting in VIII they made all the main characters teenagers, with 17 being the average age of both male and female protagonists in most post-VII Final Fantasies.

5ft8

I didn't know they stack shit so high

i've wondered about too.
My head canon is that average attractiveness in the FF7 Rebirth universe is skewed very high.
In other words, Tifa and Aerith's beauty is merely considered "average" to "above-average" in their universe.

Yeah but Cloud canonically is a white guy.

It's more realistic actually. Attractive people are always plot relevant while average people are background npc's.

Because one is genuinely in love with him but would never admit it, the other is teasing him and her the entire time playing along for laughs.

being beautiful makes you more charismatic, involved in life and forever relevant

What is this logic?

Because one is genuinely in love with him but would never admit it

This applies to both. Aerith who can't tell him because she knows her fate, Tifa who can't tell him cause she's shy.

She told him in the dream date.

Cloud is a loser pretending to be cool.

That is why so many people love FF7 deep down. Men find him relatable, Women want to comfort him.

I mean this could be interpreted different ways, no? You may think it means her feelings for him are shallow, but I took it as her feelings surpassing "like". She liked Zack at one point in her life, but what she felt for him didn't come close to what she now feels for Cloud which could possibly fall into love. Same with Cloud and Tifa, he liked her at one point, but what he feels for Aerith surpasses that. We'll have to see what happens in the final part.

Love surpasses like. That's what she should've said before she died.

This. Chicks go nuts for Cloud sized kings.

a guy who looks like cloud in east asia literally couldn't get women off of him

I'm pretty sure they decided on such a line in order for players to come up with different interpretations and theories until they answer it in the final game.

Or it could be the hideous nogs they injected into it making everyone look great in comparison.

Okay but she didn't say she love him and she's now dead. And this is omni Aerith.

Autist

There's your problem
t. 5ft7 chad

Cloud's hot and girls like schizo maniacs capable of murder

Outside of Kyrie, I'm stunned that none of these whores have goon videos yet.

Not from Lazypro, not from InitialA, etc.

Did Squeenix send restraining orders to these goon animators?

Okay but she didn't say she love him

Well we can switch it and say she didn't say she didn't love him. She could have just said "I thought I liked you romantically, but I only like you as a friend" in her final moments, but that would go against what they've pushed since the OG, which is that she and Cloud had mutual feelings for each other but were torn apart by her death.

she's now dead

I think we'll be able to save her. Just gotta wait to see what happens.

that vid

holy shit lmao