They fucked up this time

says the guy that cant afford a haircut

@Grok is this true?

He makes more money in a month than you will see in your entire life

how many dirty long haired beady eyed plain white t shirt wearing hobos are there to comment on the failures of the video game entertainment industry?

and yet cant afford a haircut

does this manchild have an ufo crane machine in his room lmao what the fuck

why didn't he protect his bankrupted friend

Nintendo is pathetic

Says the man constantly surrounded by toys and doesn't get a hair cut.

buys sloptendo day 1 anyways

Look at that scalp
Just keep your hair short Lil bro

The worst fate of a man.

random

moistcritical and asmongold are the internet now
don't pretend you don't know them or never heard about them. it doesn't make you cool
quite the opposite, you seem like a complete douche

Same guy who will be creaming his pants for GTA at $150

This video was posted after the switch 2 direct.
Since that time, preorders for switch 2 are soldout everywhere.
Nintendo won.

this video is one month old by the way

Nintendo is pathetic

Always was, always will be. Nevertheless, they do occasionally publish great games.

Palworld won

I have, in fact, only ever heard about Asmongold from Anon Babble
Why does he show up commenting on every controversy or internet happening? First time I heard of him when Anon Babble was complaining that he was shilling FF14 or WoW or something

Good job protecting your boyfriends

I've also heard about Anita Sarkesian but it doesn't mean her opinion mattters to me.

Reminder this guy supports kids undergoing gender "correction therapy"

literally the ooouh husbant meme

sad

Holy based

His room is cleaner at least, but the man himself still looks like a slob

Anon Babble:

lusting after little girls is based

letting kids live in the body that fits their mind is bad

its a fucking cat bro, just get a new one
holy shit

Anita Sarkesian

she's the devil
our girl is suzi the sphere hunter

Honestly this is the thing that gets me.

GTA6 was confirmed to be $100+ and nobody gave a shit

everyone else has been slowing ramping it up from $60 to $90 and nobody gave a shit

every other AAA game in the past decade has had day 1 DLC and Deluxe Editions that put the game up to $90+ and nobody gave a shit

but this time it's too far

we need at least 20 e-celeb garbage threads on top guys come on ring the discords!

actually Nintendo is based and consumer friendly and loves me back!

why?

because they're just as bad as everybody else

watch him of you want some professional opinion on videogames

everyone else has been slowing ramping it up from $60 to $90

Fake news.

I eagerly await his fraud trial for trying to conceal assets

Tfw this is true

just the end of our adventure together

Why do basedlennials speak like children?

he's become the 2019 guy

animals are still being co-parented

Is this Anon Babble's idol?

zoomer doesn't feel like his relationship is an adventure

That's what happens if your only choices are fat nuwomen

It got filtered. I meant cucklennials

If my gf and me get a couple of cats, how am I supposed to handle them if we break up so Anon Babble doesn't make fun of me?

Put them in a sack and drown them, "find" the sack later in the trunk of your gf's car so you can frame her for being a psycho

you put them down

get drunk and watch this dude one time

he bought a random storage unite of I think it was an astronaut?

him and his friend record themselves about to go through it

he won't help his friend let alone touch anything because it has dust on it

his friend even gives him gloves and he still won't help or touch anything because it has dust on it

You fuck off with your pets

based

Why does everyone act like you're held at gunpoint and FORCED to spend $80 on games? Just don't. It's really that simple.

Why tf would have animals in the first place. Takes time, money and energy that should be dedicated to children instead.
Maybe one at best but two or more? Lol, lmao.

Why is goofy making youtube

because fomo. people see everyone else playing and they're pressured into playing those games as well.

instead

You keep pets for the kids, anon

Zoomers believe they will literally die if they don't buy the hot new thing on release day
All their friends on bluesky will be talking about the game and they'll miss out!

Charlie has said he doesn't want to have kids because it'd be cruel to have a son knowing he'd be probably as short as Charlie.

Among other reasons, people are treating companies like sports teams and genuinely want them to succeed.

watch him of you want some professional opinion on videogames

This guy hasn't played more than 10 video games in his entire life. Watching youtube and reading opinions on video games doesn't make you an expert on it. What he is an expert in however, is grifting and consuming alt-right propoganda and then parroting it. So watch him if your brain is already fried and wish to consoom mindlessly

God I can't stand this faggot the moment he turned his camera on he became a reddit tier nigger. At least before he played random slop games and posted shitty cod montages, way back in the late 2000s but now he's just some eceleb faggot posting lukewarm tranny tier takes for views. He may be richer than I'll ever be but he's barely even a real human at this point

Why are short people so hyper-focused on height? Nobody else cares

saying this on the site that created the manlet memes

dooood X situation is Y

Not saying it isn't pointless in their case, the only other circumstances where you'd have a pet is for work, pest control or guarding

I used to watch him before the facecam as well, I don't think he was ever good, I just happened to find someone saying shit piss fuck over and over funny

It's kind of sad to retrospectively think about him bringing up charities he used to contribute to as a means to get big. I can't blame him for the route he took, he saw which of his videos were getting the most views and he did more of them. Crit1kal will never come back to us, maybe that's OK.

The moment he got over depression was the moment his content became useless. I went back and watched some of his old videos, and he wasn't a comedy genius like I thought as a teenager, but he was still funny enough that I'd watch it today considering the current state of YouTube. It's so fucking sad.

You ask the cats to come to either of you in front of a judge, and whoever they go to first gets custody.

I guess I was just venting a bit, always perplexes me when e.g. streamers show a vacation pic they took while vacationing with other streamers, and go "haha look I'm clearly taller than this other dude, look at that 0.3 inch difference"

Incorrect, if you're a man below average height, people notice, they don't say anything, but they notice. Nobody cares if you're 5'10", but once you start going lower than that it's over for you.

im not tbqh, why do i have to be lumped in with faggot eceleb #3

6'3 (just barely below the manlet cutoff) here, I do not notice whether a dude is slightly shorter than another dude

guy gets out of the car to give me his doordash

5'4" Mexican guy

I can tell he's seething a little bit about the fact that he's not as tall as I am just by the way he looks at me

Yeah, 5'4" is pretty grim

I hate nintendo!

preorders day 1

streams mkw day 1

Switch 2 sold out everywhere

These cucks never mean what they say, it's all fake and performative.

You do not notice because you do not see them from all the way up there

my best friend's buddy used to be a cop. 5'3". He lasted maybe a year before he quit. i cannot imagine the cope.

There's no way they let him be a patrol officer, he was on desk work right?

He refuses to elaborate on anything. Just that he did it for a year and quit. I thought he was bullshitting, but he showed me an old paystub (probably because I'm not the first person to have called bullshit).

His strength was absurdist stream of consciousness stuff. He was amazing at coming up with totally convincing sounding nonsense.

all three of the animals are still being co-paranted

What the fuck is wrong with the moderation?

the jannies are the biggest shitposters of all
the shitposts that they don't make get deleted right away