Disney Sneedstorm

flopism

Can't wait for the explosion of hentai this will bring

don't forget David being a complete useless piece of shit and didn't even get together with Nani cause of course he is a dumb male

You guys are just pretending to not know Lilo and Stitch right? Right...?

Speedstorm shill so thrilled he made a thread that actually got more than 10 replies for once that he’s pushing his luck and spamming it again

Where's her Short Fry model?

So does this mean we have to wait until a "live action" Robin Hood remake to get a character people actually give a shit about? You know, Maid Marian?

nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college

Is this shit actually real? This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this posted and if so then what the fuck was the point of remaking the movie if they were just going to fucking change it. I heard Gantu isn't in it at all?

faggot.

what the fuck was the point of remaking the movie

Trademark renewalls

Ohana? How about you ohana out of my life so I can be a marine biologist!

Nigger I posted that literally because Lilo being an anagram of Loli has only just dawned on me after all these years. Neither of our posts give a hint of not knowing Lilo and Stitch.

Do you not visit Anon Babble or Anon Babble? We've been talking trash about it allllll day.

How was it?

Complete garbage.

cut down Stitch's escape

Jumba is the villain

Jumba and Pleakley's character dynamic is erased

Jumba no longer has a Russian accent + his voice is too high to take seriously

Nani isn't wearing skimpy clothing in this one

David and Nani aren't in an implied romantic relationship because "feminism"

David is retarded

Cobra Bubbles is no longer a social worker

social worker is now a completely separate character

Captain Gantu was removed to "reduce CGI characters onscreen"

dialogue is worse + cringier to appeal to the "modern audience"

aside from Stitch, alien CGI looks like dogshit + uncanny valley

ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)

ending also decanonizes the sequels + TV series that followed

It's not "Snow White" remake levels of absolute dogshit, but it's still slop nevertheless. Don't pay a single ticket for this trash. Pirate it if you're morbidly curious.

You guys know about pre-contact Hawaii right?

Fuck you dweeb

i'm a biologist and i've been unemployed since march 2021

Wait why did David get Lilo if him and Nani aren't even bumping uglies? Did he just slip the social worker a benjamin or what?

"Snow White" remake levels of absolute dogshit

qrd?

Marine Biology is more important than family.

I can dig most lolis but goddamn the nose is just too ugly
Asians are hideous

my friend's a marine biologist since 2019 and has never had his pay increased from minimum wage tier.

at least he has a job, i'm a snek biologist

Didney Sneedstorm

Why would anyone play this gachasloppa?

Every single fucking Disney live action remake is an abomination and a total waste of money that could have been spent on NEW FUCKING 2D ANIMATED MOVIES.
I was so happy that the most recent remakes flopped but apparently Stitch is doing really well, so fuck everything I guess.

Only if you prove you're not a pajeet shill.

No Gantu

no Jumba accent

no gay Pleakly

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

>Captain Gantu was removed to "reduce CGI characters onscreen"

STOP PUMPING OUT LOW EFFORT CGI SLOP REMAKES THEN, who the fuck asked for this, god damn

Snow White is named Snow White because she was born during a snowstorm

The Evil Queen took control of the kingdom by just telling him to go off to war and he never comes back

We're told everyone forgets Snow White in the span of like 10 years (This is important later)

She randomly meets the prince thief/freedom fighter now and she catches him stealing

Mirror starts saying that Snow White is fairer than the Evil Queen one day

The huntsman sent to kill Snow White tells her to flee after seeing her feed a bird and tells her that the queen lied about her father dying before telling her to escape

Snow White finds the dwarves and shows what a great leader she is by commanding them to clean their own house rather than cleaning their house as a favor so they might let her stay

Randomly decides that she needs to go find her father mid-conversation with the dwarves

Meets the freedom fighters in the woods again

Falls in love with the princethief and gives him her necklace but he gets captured by soldiers/guards

Queen finds Snow White's necklace on the thief and instantly knows where she is rather than the magic mirror just telling her where she is

Crones her way into the poison apple gambit

Princethief breaks out and saves Snow White with a kiss

Snow White goes back to the kingdom where the queen reveals that her father is actually dead and that plot just ends.

Snow white says to a guard "I remember you, you used to be a farmer didn't you prefer that instead of being part of the royal guard?" then everyone decides they remember Snow White now and the Evil Queen runs off

The Magic Mirror then reveals that Snow White is the fairest because of her inner beauty even though the Magic Mirror had said the Evil Queen was the fairest of them all until, like, yesterday

The queen then breaks the mirror which then causes her to get sucked into it and she dies

The End

Also Dopey isn't simple or silly and he doesn't talk because the other dwarves bully him

I will buy it and my expectation will be low. not because of Disney, but because of the direction the story is going involving "another reality" and shit from the mobile game. I expect a few of the worlds to be cool and fun on a first-time playthrough, Marvel and Star Wars specifically. but the overall story arc will be shit from the get-go. any FF characters or worlds will be a welcome addition but it will not redeem the base game of KH3.

The way they ended KH3 and MoM totally killed my interest in the series. And I'm talking I was a hardcore KH fan. It feels like Nomura will never give us closure and will keep recycling the same characters over and over. If KH4 brings a whole new cast of characters, has GOOD gameplay, and doesn't pull a 'you are in the matrix' crap like its setting up to do- THEN I may be more interested. Right now I can't keep going.

Unless they make all the worlds based on the live-action slop it won't matter.
I expect KH4 to be flawed but fun like KH3. Hopefully with less plot baggage than KH3 though.

Those are all good points anon, though I'm just letting you know that guy you posted to won't read them. He comes into every one of these threads saying people want maid marian (nobody does) then leaves and hides the thread. I'm on to him, I make him and a few others seethe everyday with this racing game.

Reduce CGI characters on screen

Pleakly and Jumba were human 90% of the movie anyway

fuck them

lilo

Correction time

Also Dopey isn't simple or silly and he doesn't talk because the other dwarves bully him

even happy?
even doc?

Jumba no longer has a Russian accent

dead on arrival

You sound miserable.

How could anyone not know what Lilo and Stitch? Seemed like back in the day when it was first coming out Disney was playing it up like it was a massive departure from their usually stuff with trailers and shit that would consist of famous scenes from some of their older movies like Beauty and the Beast where Stitch would suddenly pop in and ruin the scene

the samurai fears the emperor

Zootopia is about abortion

Pretty sure it's only stated and not actually shown

her name is an anagram?!

Alright, Disney fighting game when?
I'll main Mulan and Sub Beast.

I think you are totally right.

Aqua, the strongest Keyblade wielder, jobs to edgy boy

Axel becomes a joke

Kiari barely does anything except get kidnapped and killed once

They still have plenty of worlds to choose from, and even return to. As much as I'm sick of Hercules and Aladin, they can still squeeze stuff out of them (especially from the direct to VHS movies and tv shows). Will they? Probably not, but hey there are options.
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T GOT A HAWAII WORLD FOR LILO AND STITCH HOW STUPID WHY DID THEY LEAVE OUT OF KH3 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR ITS THEME

shit

Coco

I completely disagree with you there however. Also Luca is such a fantastic movie imo. I think the only reason it turned out good was they were banking on it failing anyway (with how little marketing it got).
My favorite Disney movie

I have spoken

Also, I totally see Guest characters being from Star Wars, Marvel, and MAYBE Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

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he got the chud treatment

Is the Lilo gets adopted thing real? Why did no one tell them that's retarded.

Chicken little

meh

Get the fuck out if here

What is with all the toddler niggers these days? Is it a tranny thing?

Tried this once
It can't even compete with mario kart, let alone an actually good kart racer. Don't be tricked.

I agree with you ~80% from the movies I've seen.
I'd put Aristrocrats and Luca up higher. I'd put Wall-E and Encanto down lower.
I'd put Incredibles II in its own category below garbage and into 'this is an insult to life itself'-tier.

who the fuck asked for this, god damn

China and impoverished minority families LOVE these dogshit remakes. I'm not kidding.

What didnt you like about it? I mean, there are many reasons due the nature of the game, but what specifically was it that soured it for You?

thats even more retarded

Snow White is a funny movie because it's clear there was probably some creative impulse behind the movie's changes but it was going to be extremely modernized and insufferable. The blacklashes against...everything basically made Disney panic and try to course correct but it just ended up making the movie disjointed without making it any less shitty

It's like how Captain America New World Order was clearly going to be an entirely different movie, especially after Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but they panicked again and reshot it to shit. I really, really wish Disney had releases the unadulterated versions of these movies so I could laugh at their bugnuts insanity rather than flat ineptitude

toystory 4 and 3 need to be bumped down
up is ok at best
encanto needs to go down
wall-e needs to go down
racacoonie needs to go down

I've sat here laughing at this bullshit for so long

Jumba is the villain

Already a 1/10 remake

>Nani isn't wearing skimpy clothing in this one

Sorry I mean 0/10

David and Nani aren't in an implied romantic relationship because "feminism"

Every female classmate I had at the time of the original movie's release lusted after David, if anything this is a step back for women. Not even gay but David is not only a hunk but a kind person too.

I didn't think I could get emotionally invested in hating Disney Live Action Remake #5000, even if it was for one of the few movies in their catalog I have a genuine attachment to. And honestly hearing most of the changes (gantu being nonexistant, jumba and pleakley just being normal actors cause CGI costs too much money I fucking guess) I was pretty prepared to go "well that sounds shit" and move on with my life. But something about the active and deliberate dismantling of the original movie's message about family really rubs me the wrong way.

At this point how many garbage live action remakes do they even have to make? Fuck of this one flops that'll make it the what... 5th in a row? What movies do they even have left after Lilo and Stitch? Fucking Princess and the Frog? Big Hero 6? Fuck it do a live action Big Hero 6 movie. Make the milf aunt a gross roastie the reaction will be hilarious.

The movies are shit, but they aren't flopping. Normalfags eat this shit up even if they don't remember it a week later. It's just more content to consume.

They said they were making a Moana live action remake

I'd be down for a Kingdom of the Sun world.
youtube.com/watch?v=wbIoa4zA9Vg

It's a complete disregard of the entire fucking point of the original and it turns it into a pretty obviously shallow "look at this funny blue dog please buy our merch" that's even pretty damn low for nu-Gisnep. Was there some kind of mandate within the last few years or something about women not allowed to be shown in traditional domestic roles or something? Between Snow White and Nani getting an education instead of taking care of her little sister I'm getting suspicious.

Who the actual fuck is watching these then? I'm a grown ass man with an interest in anime partly due to watching a bunch of disney animated movies as a child but I don't actually give a fuck about Disney itself to watch any of these fucking movies (they're all basically watered down fairy tales or worse kid friendly versions of shit like Hans Christian Anderson's autism and the 1001 Arabian Nights anyway). Is there seriously a segment of the population who wants to see what is inevitably going to be a worse version of Alladin or of fucking Lilo and Stitch? Does that audience that loves Disney but hates... I guess the idea of watching a cartoon really exist?

It's not the stories are that great apart from a handful anyway. You're really watching it for the stellar animation, and like nothing else.

Snow White finds the dwarves and shows what a good leader she is by commanding them to clean their own house rather than cleaning their house as a favor so they might let her stay

Only just found out about this part. Imagine some girl on the lam from being hunted down and killed like a dog and instead of giving you and your roomies a reason to let her stay because you're absolutely not obligated to help her at all, she just starts disturbing the peace and bossing all of you around and makes you do chores and shit. Really takes away the original sweetness and helpfulness people liked about the Snow White from the stories. Those dwarves slave away in the mine and now they have to slave away at home. That's kind of bleak, honestly. I wonder if the actual scene makes it seem less awful.

Its amazing how every Disney live action remake has immense dilebrate issues. Im not even one of those people that hates the concept of “live action” remakes. I dont mind the CGI, I think its funny to make it all realistic.

But they all have so many problems that prevent me from seeing. I saw Maleficent (I remember it being good), Beauty and the Beast (flawed but actually acceptable), and Mulan (bad, riddled with bad story changes). After Mulan I tapped out. I was so hype for that I bought the blu ray, despite bad reviews. The animated movie is my favorite animated movie and i couldnt resist. What a giant disappointment.

Stitch I started to get my hopes up, but they were crushed yet again. Not that I bought a ticket or saw the movie, i know better than that.

In the original she gets the forest animals to help her. She assigns them all tasks and ends with "And I'll use the broom." In the remake she assigns all the dwarves tasks and ends with "And you'll use the broom." to one of the dwarves.

I can't understand the mindset here. They clearly watched it but even in a scene where everyone is contributing I think the idea of having a woman do anything close to housework nearly gave the writers an aneurism

Turning Mulan into a superhuman mystic warrior was such a psychotic change I still don't understand what they were thinking

Does that audience that loves Disney but hates... I guess the idea of watching a cartoon really exist?

Yes. You underestimate normalfags.

Who the actual fuck is watching these then? I'm a grown ass man with an interest in anime partly due to watching a bunch of disney animated movies as a child but I don't actually give a fuck about Disney

Nostalgia

The lack of sexy crossdressing Pleakly is the biggest sin of the movie.

One of the most memorable things about the original for me was the ending with all the characters coming together like a family while Burning Love plays. How the fuck does the movie end?
youtube.com/watch?v=5qBcau5I5Qk

Okay let me rephrase there are manchildren who move on to more autistic manchild franchises and normalfags who say cartoons and games are for losers? What fucking group of people stay stuck on Disney itself enough to consume this live action slop?

What can those tongues do?

movie about family

lilo gets tossed aside

jesus christ. I knew america's situation was bad but holy shit

I like how some people are already trying to defend the ending like

well happy families don't always exist, and Nani cant take care of Lilo on her own in the original she always wanted to go to school but couldn't because she had to take care of Lilo

yeah Nani - the person with tons of surfing trophies and ribbons in her room, at least in the original - deserves to leave that useless state called hawaii to go study marine biology in california. No marine biology schools, no surfing teachers, no hula schools, no nothing in hawaii

watch movie as a kid and form a nostalgic attachment to it

grow up and remain a fan of the brand

don't want to watch the actual movie itself because cartoons are for kids

the solution is to watch a remake of the movie but it's live action instead of 2d animation

There are tons of normalfags who have bizarre hangups like that.

Saw a review that said that after Stitch hides his extra arms and antenna in the dog pound to get Lilo to think he's a dog, he NEVER pulls them back out through the whole movie.

Like, there's never a moment where he shows his true self to anyone, even in the ending. That's the biggest sign of what this slop is: just an excuse to sell more merch of the "cute" Stitch. Fuck being yourself, be a cute marketable dog.

one thing that's always bothered the everloving shit out of me with the stitch marketing push that's been going on for a few years now (before the live action remake was even announced I think) was how heavily Angel was promoted. I saw the movie a few times as a kid sure but I absolutely grew up on that cartoon and let me tell you she is not a fucking mainstay of it. I'm not even sure she appears in more than two episodes.
And I get it they aren't gonna use the funny sandwich guy or the retarded hamster, they wanna push the girl stitch because girl stitch sells, but it just feels so forced. I'm betting anything they used that as their shitty marvel-ass post credits scene in this remake.

I... don't need to rewatch the fucking ancient spongebob movie to remember that I thought it was kino when I was 10. Shouldn't that also apply to these Disney remakes which are obviously going to be shit when compared to anything else?

Am I old? I'm certainly not wise considering I'm posting here at my age.

Apparently they had a cameo for fucking Leroy, with no indication that he was made by Hamsterwheel.

But that's a cartoon and cartoons are for babies. Grow up, wait until they do a live action spongebob movie THEN you can think it's kino.

Mickey needs a Minnie.

Disney has gone to complete shit, it's pathetic.

But you have your memories you don't need to rewatch shit you saw as a child to affirm your memories... I don't... I don't understand why not watch literally anything else?

Feminist cunts are running the show at Disney so it went from

Family is important

to

Yeah sorry I really need to go to college to get fucked in all my holes while accruing massive debt to feel empowered so you're going to social services byyyyeee

Feminists are evil

whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David

How did he get custody? He is unrelated dumb dude bro with no job. Does he fuck Lilo chubby cunny like in my hentai?

Maybe I'm tired but didn't Kuzco has two movies?
Where's is the other one?

I hope so

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Well you see Ohana means family so Nani leaves for Marine Biology school to get dicked down outside the mainland because Hawaii is a shitty island while Lilo goes to live with the neighbor and very comedy relief tier David next door.
Moral of the movie: abandon your family to pursue a career

Kronk's New Groove and it was direct to DVD. Then came The Emperor's New School which... didn't need to exist

>ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)

Holy fucking shit. Leftoids will never shut the fuck up about media literary, then make shit like this.

>Captain Gantu was removed to "reduce CGI characters onscreen"

Wtf do they mention this before hand?

I will never not be mad Lightyear was some shitty interstellar ripoff instead of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

Jumba doesn't have his deep Russian accent, his voice is higher pitched now which doesn't match his appearance at all

Pleakley isn't allowed to cross dress and is just made to be a complete faggot to compensate

both just use actual human cloaking disguises because it's cheaper than having to try and animated them throughout the entire film

Gantu isn't in the movie at all so Jumba has to be the villain, it's clear it's super fucking rushed because the opening space scene takes like a minute and a lot of it feels like it's called, Gantu himself probably would've cost too much to use

Cobra Bubbles had his role split instead of just being a child protective services agent that formally worked for the CIA, which makes his actual role sort of boring since the other characters don't have chemistry with him now

new neighbor character whose only purpose is that when Lilo gets taken away at the end, she can just live right next to her home anyways while Nani abandons her with the excuse she has a portal gun so it's okay she's abandoning Lilo

Nani goes from stressed out sister that still clearly cares about Lilo to sister who browses on her phone and doesn't pay attention to her

David isn't as important, he's comic relief and his crush is treated as a joke instead of being a dude that likes Nani and is trying to help her

Stitch turns into his "dog" form early on, never turns back into his alien form ever again because it's not marketable

the movie has to stop and explain that Stitch's molecular density being so great means he can't swim, to the point the other aliens look at the grand council woman and are themselves confused at what she means, plus doesn't have the joke of them thinking Stitch will fall into the water, only for it to zoom in to discover Hawaii is there

Lilo doesn't beat the shit out of Myrtle

List goes on.

This shit won't generate any more porn of Nani

Nor any more porn of Fem Pleakley

Nor any more porn of Stitch

Absolute waste of time.

People are guessing that Gantu was either cut pretty late in development since his scenes would've been expensive to animate and Jumba being the villain feels forced and sudden, or that they just wanted to cut down on non-Stitch CGI in general which is why the opening scene goes by so fast.

Nani not only abandons Lilo at the end, but also ignores her during the record player scene with Stitch, isn't the one to take her to adopt a dog, and basically blames Lilo for her life sucking

Way to turn a strong female character created in mind for teenagers and young adults into a complete cunt.

They still have Lilo feeding Pudge the Fish because she believes it prevents bad weather

Writes out the part where Lilo's parents died in a car accident during a storm

So now instead of Pudge being an outlet for her trauma and need for ritual and consistency she's just crazy for no reason

Lilo & Stitch was literally a perfect movie. I hate live action remakes so fucking much.

almost like they know they fucked up they even try and fix the ending by giving her the portal gun jumba has throughout the movie so she can just open a portal any time she wants and see lilo
but then it brings up the question of why even go to study or give up lilo at all if you have a gun that can just open a portal to wherever you need to go

To feminists, being a selfish, shitty cunt that blames everyone else for their problems is a strong female character

The lack of sexy crossdressing Pleakly is the biggest sin of the movie.

This is the biggest offense.

They had a golden opportunity to dress Pleakly like a baddie with years of added advancements in CGI, but instead we get them using technology that just turns them into normal looking humans. The level of disappointment is sickening in the wasted potential this live action movie is built up to be.

joke in the original is Jumba and Pleakley clearly look like aliens and have shitty disguises but it's okay because it's a cartoon

they're too uncanny in their 3D models so most of the movie they'll be played by regular actors

Granted I know this movie wasn't pitched with love and care for the original movies, but if it had, this would've been the first red flag during said pitch.

Pinocchio should be higher up for the visuals alone. The only animated work that manages to be scary and unsettling. Fuck the whale and especially the donkey scene. Kids have it so easy these days.

Doesn't matter if the live actions are dogshit, they still make a fuckton on money.
Hope you guys are ready for the inevitable remake of Frozen and for "Let it go" to be recreated for zoomies

zoomies

nigga by then it will be fucking beta gen kids

Bambi that high

Aristocats and Robin Hood that low

A picture is worth 1000 words, this just say "I have shit taste" 250 times.

the movie has to stop and explain that Stitch's molecular density being so great means he can't swim, to the point the other aliens look at the grand council woman and are themselves confused at what she means, plus doesn't have the joke of them thinking Stitch will fall into the water, only for it to zoom in to discover Hawaii is there

The thing that made this joke worse is that someone pointed out that in the original Jumba says "why would he risk drowning" during the surfboarding scene meaning they did have it dumbed down for kids/idiots when it mattered.

They apparently tried to pitch it and had concept art, but it was deemed "too expensive".
The absolute cowards.

does disney not have money or something?

You need to get off muh leftist boogeyman because you know damn well this was a corpo-written movie

Apparently this one had a lower budget than the other live action remakes.
Not sure if it's cause they know this garbage will sell no matter what or if they just didn't trust it as much after others being sub-par.

sorry mate
the movie is shit
and no fanfiction powerpoint presentation will change that

Oh I'm not even a trapfag but I guarantee that would have AWAKENED someone.

See heres the thing they've been bleeding money for decades now. John Carter? Bomb, cost over 200 million dollars. All the effort to make a portion of their theme park adhere to the Sequel Trilogy? Nobody fucking likes it and it was finished before covid hit. The Marvels, Indy 4, various non Incredibles/Toy Story Pixar movies have all done poorly or just bombed. Snow White is their most recent bomb and was a PR nightmare so gargantuan that they hoped everyone forgets it even existed.

disney is bleeding money
live-action remakes are flopping, people are fatigued with MCU, star wars is flopping too with the very rare success like andor

live-action remakes are flopping

wouldnt they save money not making them?

I mean it clearly already did something for a lot of degenerates. Still have a bunch of these images from a Anon Babble thread years ago.

Fuck you I liked Dinosaur.

They still need the tax write offs.

I hate to use this quote but "its not about money its about sending a message." The message that they need to extend the rights of the specific IP they're adapting. It doesn't matter that Snow White bombed, the copyright is all they care about. Whos the biggest, original advocator of copyright laws and strikes? Disney.

Lukewarm reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=BAjxn2US7J8

i tried

christ
the absolute vibe from that

the big heads want to keep the IP
pic related perfectly encapsulates modern disney, especially in comparison to one of the original's posters which had all of disney's characters looking in surprise at the stitch
disney used to be known for loveable characters and worlds they created, and now they're known for hoarding tons of IPs

Don't watch Wreck it Ralph 2 if you or other anons haven't already, its the biggest offender of this corporate handwaving and bragging of IPs.

wtf mustard gas started coming out of my pc

I think most people agree that Wreck it Ralph 2 is complete ass and choose to ignore it's existence. Going from a movie that uses video games references to explore its own themes of self worth to one that glorifies popular apps and websites while also turning Ralph into a manchild and while letting Vanellope go turbo and fuck off and just assuming her game will have no issues was definitely not on anyone's bingo cards back when it was released.

I’d fuck Mertle desu

What the fuck is this anon?

They'll do live-action remakes of Pixar movies next. Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Incredibles will be top priority.

A retard not testing his links before posting

want to be a marine biologist

leave the island in the middle of the ocean to go study in the middle of a landlocked desert

What the FUCK did Disney mean by this?

live action Toy Story

While it'll be shit I hope it makes some random kids happy to be Andy and Sid

Nani originally was an Olympic level surfer as you can see photos and trophies of her

its more important she accumulates college debt in an underappreciated field far from home

No company can own entertainment forever, eventually copyrights do expire and trademarks won't protect you. Humans adopt a Fuck Your Trademarks response when copyrights expire.

The ultimate karma is what happened to the Tarzan estate of Edgar Rice. They fought so hard to keep exclusive ownership of Tarzan which included dry spells of the property going dormant that the last theatrical Tarzan movie is a failure. Tarzan became a We No Longer Give A Damn about property. So the Tarzan estate is now stuck with an irrelevant and ever worthless property. Funny enough other ancient properties older than Tarzan have found popularity even in modern times like Greek Mythology or even Hazbin Hotel which uses Biblical material go figure, guess it helps its public domain. The point is that the estate rendered Tarzan as doomed to obscurity.

This is what will happen to Disney and to Nintendo even. This happens to all entertainment properties if you cause complications. For Disney its going to be fun when their hand drawn Snow White becomes public domain including famous songs like Heigh Ho.

Modern kids don't care about toys so they would be faking an interest. Toys got replaced by gaming when the first Toy Story premiered. I know 3D animation was considered big but 3d console gaming was much bigger during the dawn of the PS1. And once the PS2 was released forget about it, gaming dominated for good.

I find it funny how the live action remake got the same budget as the OG movie 80 milly

now almost 20 years after the HAND DRAW movie was made not only hand draw animation has shoot up into $$$$ while the CGI stuff that was made to make animation CHEAPER cost almost the same as hand draw animation back then but makes shittier products despite the technological advancements

Ain't that quacking crazy?

No Stitch with Woody’s arm dangling out of his mouth with the caption “You’ve got a friend in him”

No Stitch swinging around Thor’s hammer with “This is an Avengers-level threat”

No Stitch carving a picture of himself with a lightsaber with “The Farce is strong with this one”

No Stitch eating pink donuts off of a plutonium skewer with “Ay Carumba means family”

No Stitch playing drums with his four arms with “There’s a new Animal on the set”

Almost all CGI work is done by subhuman third-worlders. Something like King Kong 2005 is more technically impressive than movies 20 years later when the budgets are identical and the tech has improved.

When you're being chased by the offsprings of a bisexual vampire you killed 20 years ago then yeah I would leave my family behind

why did lilo and stich suddenly become so popular again