Can we get purple haired transvestites back now?

Can we get purple haired transvestites back now?

ffxv is trash

magic the gathering is a trash hobby. actually know a guy who's about to drop thousands on a deck.

Its weird
the game can be fun at times but any random strategy game is deeper and much cheaper
It really makes no sense how expensive the cardboard is now

see random mtg content

remember how much I enjoyed playing the game with friends years ago

want to play the game again

all my friends moved away

I'm not sure what to expect from strangers at my local game store. They also only have mtg on at a time of the week that I'm usually busy, so I can't reliably go there.

That gives you a good excuse not to come back if you don't enjoy playing there.

Don't bother bro. Magic has been on life support for years and is barely trudging along by doing constant crossovers.

Just go, the worst that can happen is you hate it and leave.

Thanks for posting. I'll be picking this up for my cat deck. These types of arts are always the best examples of legitimate artistic integrity within MTG, which is unfortunately faded.

Cool set

"we're going to show you cards from the future! they're from sets in the future!!!"

Future set comes in

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrmmmmmmmmmm we're not going to do these cards because we don't wanna, hmmmmmk? we don't wanna do sarcomyte myr, here are your cards from the future(tm), they're from a reprint set from TS, LMAO"

Fuck them with a rusted bladed tree trunk

You will get both

You realize the capitalists pushed leftism intentionally to make you stop caring about anything else so at the end of the day the only thing left is to consume right?

The purple haired travesties were but a tool, anon

Most of the reason I enjoyed MTG was for the art. It's a shame it went to shit.
The new card frame was kind of cool though.

Future shifted cards were always just a possibility.
There were a good number that did make it into real sets though.

Magic has been on life support for years

Is this actually true? My evidence is purely anecdotal but I feel like people are talking about it more than ever now. Definitely seems like way less of a niche geek hobby than it was even a decade ago.

It's insane how MTG shits out three-dozen card sets a year now and it's just the most maximum fucking slop imaginable.

The only MTG I play nowadays is when the Artisan events roll around on MTGA, which is super fucking rare sadly.

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DRAW CARD, DO THING

Why'd they put the mana cost across the entire left edge? I thought this was a token card at first glance, it's taking up far more space than it did before, most of that space is empty notches, and the old spot is still taking up space while containing no info.

Realistically it's better to have the mana cost on the left so you can easily see the cost without having to spread your hand.

Not him, but from what I heard, the crossover sets are selling like hotcakes relative to mtg sales. I think half the new sets this year are crossover stuff, so you could argue the identity of mtg is dying.

From a serious gameplay standpoint he’s right, from any other he’s wrong - in terms of things like popularity MTG is more of a juggernaut than ever before.

i remember making joke about "i pay 2 to sac my whooper token to gain 3 life" i should signed up to work for wotc they took my ideas for free baka

casualfags have been picking it up as a pseudo-boardgame (Commander) but actual MTG is dying

I don't see how you could think it was a token. The card type icon in the top left corner.

I play Commander and the guy above me is a faggot

Playing the r*ddit format

i suck massive amounts of dick and i'm a proud faggot

yea, we can tell

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everything I don't like is reddit

It's the most fun format. Why do sweats hate it so much?

I don't play pauper
Even if I sucked dick it'd be less gay than your day to day life

Sealed is the most fun, followed by draft

GUYS STOP WINNING I NEED TO ASSEMBLE MY 6 CARD COMBO THAT MAKES A FUNNY CREATURE THAT RESEMBLES THE CARDS I SACRIFICED

STOP, STOP IT RIGHT NOW

IM GOING HOME YOU GUYS RUINED GAME NIGHT

isn't that the state modern is in now?

Is he not talking about modern…?

I don't know, I thought he was talking about commander since the last posts were

Because the part that actually spells out its type just says "Creature." What happened to Summon?

card type icon

Yeah, I was about to ask what that was too. They turning this into YuGiOh now?

low effort, bland, mediocre mechanics

low tier, garbage, trash artworks and pictures

the most overpriced cardboard paper card product Wizards of the Coast ever launched

even then, even with all those redflags bravely fluttering on the wind

FFtrannies and retards, even the ones who never touched MtG proudly proclaim on memeddit and shittube comments they will blindly buy it, no matter the cost

it baffles me, instead of spending the same ammount on actually better Squenix products, they will buy this barely related low effort trash.

Go complain about it on Anon Babble with the other fags

Yeah magic mechanics are pretty shit but its the only cardgamr that's consistently played since no one touches the actual ff cards

Don't care buying Terra's Commander deck

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Who's ready to spoony they bards?

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They made Izzet fun

wich rat wud u fuq

Izzet

Ravnica is not in Standard. It's just Red/Blue

David bowie fucking shit up

I'm so fucking excited to build a Vivi deck.

Spiderman is gonna flop

Avatar the Last Airbender is gonna flop

Edge of Eternites is directed by the guy behind Aetherdrift so it's already a confirmed failure

It's funny knowing the 2 sets of the year being successful is Tarkir and FF.
I'm wondering how bad Lorwyn is gonna be because it was gonna be the final set of the year til Nickelodeon got a deal for an ATLA set making it the first set of 2026.
They made a whole DnD book just for returning to Lorwyn and the art looks normal so I don't know.

Faggots will put all these restrictions, but then make a competitive tournament around it and get mad if you're "Tryhard"

depending on how ALTA looks I may buy some singles but I doubt it'll be good

no

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Almost all of the cards in the Final Fantasy set are useless in all formats and are at the same time sure to become high value collectors items. Sure a few will become good commanders for coommander because there are infinity legendary creatures but that's 1 card out of 100, the other 99 cards are sold seperately. MTG cards have a proven track record of holding their value and full arts and alternate arts are the new trend so it will be more like Pokemon TCG where the art is valued over playability, a new trend for MTG

Only FF I've played is 5

Get excited that the main character cards could have mechanics around creature types to express the games flexible job system

Cards start being spoiled

Main character gets the absolute worst legendary card in the entire set, themed around Chocobos

Only 3 other FFV cards total, none of them are even the other party members

Endlessly seethe

Return to Lorwyn is going to have real world politics inserted into it, they've already said as much

MTG may not be the sweatiest (that's yugioh), but it's the most autistic and unfriendly. The "main" format is dead and the one that gets played the most, commander, is literally playground rules: the game, it's the most unfun shit ever, the goal is literally setting up your shit and not letting everyone else play, and if your shit gets outed you just throw a tantrum like the obese manchild you are and leave the table.

Funnily enough the yidsney card game is the least autistic about shit like this, but it's full of actual kids and trannies, not to mention it's fucking yidsney, summoning yoda and equipping it with pickle rick to beat over your opponent's nuka cola boosted elsa is practically a humiliation ritual.

"I am a massive faggot and the guy above me is a cummander player."

pleonasm

This set is mainly being used to push legendaries fir commander, but at least theyre fun ones.

{X}{X}, Tap this creature: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability can’t be copied, and X can’t be 0. (Mana abilities can’t be targeted)

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You're mean

they've already said as much

I'm hoping they retract that statement by next year as companies are starting to abandon things politically correct.

"not including cart art"

Wizards' Golem

You could've just said you don't play Magic, anon.

I haven't spent any money in any mtg product since the original kamigawa and even then it was just a couple of booster packs. This will never change btw, wizards of the pozzed will never get money from me.

But i do anon, commander is the only fun format

how is she supposed to sneak up on people with fat rat tats like that
what were they thinking

This is the type of card 5 deserves, the job system is great but the story and characters are pure ass.

Finally the only character anyone actually cares about has a card.

We're also more likely to get FF14's Krile than FF5's.

God you're so fucking dumb. You know that card's old as fuck, right?

This is literally you

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mtg was too ignorant of people's need for representation. I'm glad we can return to old settings and make sure it's done right this time.

Gamblers stay winning.

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Who the fuck plays competitive?

How does this work with flips the opponent calls?

It's been 3 years anon

Why do they keep printing garbage dual lands that will never see play once they rotate out of standard?

Having legendary cards for 5 and the other job-oriented FFs for that matter misses the point, the characters themselves don't have unique skills and stats, it's the jobs that define them. There should be generic creatures like black mage and white mage representing what each job does.

Me

isn't vintage format like every card that exists or something? how is "channel into fireball" or other broken shit big brain?

all the free spells in the past few sets have made Vintage a lot more strategic

It forces you to win the flip

if you make every land too good or unique than second hand markets suffer and you can't have that

It's been a few years since I've been really really involved in the scene, so another Anon is free to correct me if I'm dealing with outdated info. The trend I noticed was that the game increased massively in casual playerbase, which is good and bad depending on what you want out of the game. A huge increase in this popular can be attributed to limited run sealed product that was distributed at big box retailers, wizards own website, or both. Local Game Stores (LGS) get less and less exclusive product, tournament support, among other things to encourage more in-store play. If you want to go to a game store and enjoy some constructed play or draft, then you are being alienated hard by WotC. If you just want to buy product and play kitchen table magic, especially Commander, then the game is in a very good state. Competitive play is largely online now unless you're a top 1% player. Gone are the days of having good sanctioned events at your LGS, and WotC doesn't mind that at all.

but what if they call heads on your flip?

Is Bartz really that bad? We got some genuine good bird cards in the set.

You still win because it says you win

play commander

everybody bullshits, nobody knows the rules

powercreep just as bad as other formats

by the time your cards arrive the meta has changed

tryharding even though there's no prize

play real format

real grit to the game

rules are enforced

seeing the same cards every day is a good thing actually. chess only has 6 pieces bro

results actually matter

than why say it's always heads and not that you win the first flip?

Playing with strangers is about 10% as fun. So I guess the question is how addicted to magic are you?

*oubliettes your commander*

gonna concede? gonna shit and cry?

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what if heads is bad?

No, because I don't play commander

That quote was like 3 months ago. Also in the new Tarkir the new leader of Temur clan is a lesbian and new leader or Azban is trans fyi.

The three awkward problems with him is that
-you need to have a good board state for him to do anything, he himself doesn't even damage opponents creatures
-he only gets to do his thing when he enters
-birds don't often have high power anyway so how many creatures can he really kill

The most I've spent on a deck was about 1.4k, and although I didn't bling it out or run the best arts, it was running all the expensive cards you'd think a deck like it would run. I have a friend with a tricked out deck whose price is in the 5 digits.

Edge of Eternites is directed by the guy behind Aetherdrift

goddamn
but you really are really coping thinking those UB trash won't record sell. pro tip: it's not because they could be good games or products.

The problem is commander cultivated a reputation for being a game for casual play, and that you're supposed to let your opponents play their deck until they've gone too far, instead of hampering them at every step of the way or just winning really quickly like more competitive formats.

It's also hilarious how EDHfags will call Commander newbie friendly when it's just throwing people into the deep

learn all our autistic house rules

no enforcement of game rules

LEARN EVERY SINGLE CARD, FOUR TIMES OVER

LEARN EVERY SINGLE DEPRECATED MECHANIC, FOUR TIMES OVER

ps if you play too well we'll shit our selves in anger at you ruining the flow of the night and whose turn it is to win

the goal is literally setting up your shit and not letting everyone else play,

You just described the objective of going first in yugioh

But enough about Modern

Genuine question, how do you justify spending such a relatively big amount of money (for a hobby) on basically a couple printed cardboard pictures that cost them like a tenth of a cent to make each? Like what's the rationale for you to actually engage in that and not feel like a total sucker?

I know almost nothing about magic but I found this one card that always makes me chuckle

EDHfag seething about the Winner Rotation being leaked

It's cuz 4 Timmies can get together on a Wednesday night since they're all coworkers and play on someone's kitchen table. They don't wanna go to tournaments since they'll either lose badly or have work in the morning
WotC decided there's more money to be made in milking people like that than tourney Spikes

go look up FF commander deck prices

minimum wage in third world shithole

yeah mate I proxy

i don't know what that is

They make cards like this nowadays

damn that's a neat effect. glad they make em like that now

The irony in your attempt at minimizing how gay that is that it's a remake of an old card so you aren't even getting cool new shit, you're getitng the old shit with gay interracial art. enjoy

That's a modern alt-art of a card originally printed in 2001.

They better have {Galkan Sausage} as a food card, it'd be criminal not to use it.

Terra's deck is the only one I bought, because Terra.

yeah so? They makes of art of all types of style, if you don't want the gay hotspring card don't buy it

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That was 3 years ago anon

How much is that mulldrifter?

like $1.5

about 1.50, two bucks for a foil

So you could fan out your hand and read all the mana costs

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just fan it the other way dummy

Kamigawa neon dynasty was better than I was worried it would be, but I don't have much faith for my favorite plane based on this.

Oh, so it has gotten even worse.

sure

as long as you keep the cards in good condition (not terribly difficult) it's very likely most of them will appreciate in value

Like I have a couple Avacyn Angel of Hopes that I got for like a buck back in the day that are worth $35+ now

remember when they made like 20 miku cards and only let western artists do them

While true, many people either don't find that intuitive or find in unnatural or uncomfortable or something. I personally slide them down while keeping all the long edges perpendicular so I can read all the card names and costs but I digress I am telling you the design doc stated official reason for moving the mana symbol location in the future sight frame as you asked about. It was so you could read them while fanning your hand as magic players commonly do and did.

I think the other common habit of flicking cards has mostly fallen out of favour from what I recall though.

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The decline in MtG's art quality is genuinely depressing

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Never 4get what they did to Migu

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twink in a field is peak design

anon you might be gayer than the new bearscape.

Soulless faggot who can only see homos

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Do you know people that play DnD or Warhammer?

It surges briefly for the popular crossover sets, which in turn causes EDH and kitchen table to spike, but the main competitive format tournaments have taken a huge blow. Modern is a shell of its former self. Standard is terrible now too. Pioneer I don't think was hit as hard.

not him but you don't need minis to play DnD, or to purchase the rulebooks. That shit is easy to pirate and you can just get the minis 3D printed or use other shit that doesn't necessitate spending 10+ dollars buying "official" ones. Warhammer is an entirely different beast but the quality of your DnD session is 1:1 the quality of your DM and your players.

Can someone explain why card game players are so FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY SMELLY? I travel a lot, been to a lot of countries, I go to game shops when I can to check things out. It's a mix of TRPG players and TCG players at the tables. Every time, every place, the TRPG players are surprisingly unoffensive in smell, but when I walk by the TCG tables, it is disgustingly rank, like they haven't showered in weeks. This was true even in Japan, where most people are highly clean!

Alexander

Uncommon

Flying

4/3

bro

Do they actually or is it like a beanie baby thing where that's the cope? Do you think you'll ever make the money back?

No, and I've asked them the same question

you're supposed to let your opponents play their deck until they've gone too far

Maybe if you're teaching a new player how to pilot their starter deck. The issue with commander is that everyone's opinion of whats competitive/fair is highly subjective and its incredibly hard to objectively categorise decks. On top of that the game is 32 years old and individual player skill, card awareness and understanding of complex rule interactions makes a huge difference. The important thing is not to take it too seriously unless you're in the company of other known autists.

Im saying gay bearscape is peak decline you illiterate retard. At least it would be if the competition for worst card art hadn't become so competitive.

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The only constant is you. Wash your pits, stinky.

Dont worry he prevents damage so long as you opponent doesnt destroy or add -1/-1 counters, or exile him his stats ar good enough.

If I were to sell, I would probably make the money I've spent back. Barring a massive market crash for cards.

Im saying gay bearscape

Theyre both gay

It's a strange market, but it can be like that for some cards.
A buddy of mine told me how he and his friends would treat cards like force of will lile trash because people thought it was shit back then, among other reasons, and now they're incredibly expensive cards. This being said, if a card comes out that makes older cards useless or mtg suddenly dies, then the cards are basically worthless.

The smell isn’t constant though retard, of it was him he would be smelling it everywhere.
TCG players are just a special blend of autism with the total lack of care about personal hygiene or appearance you’d find in a hermit but obsessed with a hobby that requires face to face social interaction.

supposed to let your opponents play their decks out until they get too far instead of hampering them at every step of the way

The reason for that is because if you spend all of your resources removing shit again and again you'll fall behind because you're not gonna be able to do that for 3 other people in a free-for-all format.
In 1v1 commander that's a different thing because getting a lead is like owning 51% of the company in that match.

It was a joke.

You only really start to smell yourself if you let yourself get too far gone so it won't be totally consistent.

Mithkabob would be more iconic, but let's be real, FFXI isn't getting SHIT.
I am pretty sure they expect you to use a FFXIV token for your Dragoon's Wyvern. It's fucking over.

Damn i was hoping for something better for crystals. Like a leyline, that let you make a copy of a spell if it targeted only one card.

It's alright, the blue one is better

Vintage is literally just yugioh but with more than three top performing decks that function in a no-ban format (versus yugioh being dominated by a deck from three years ago that was designed to power creep power creep itself)

Commander was ruined by Wizards designer cards specifically for it which in turn ruined every other format

Im not gonna help my dredge opponents.

Spidershit will likely flop or underperform because of marvel fatigue, atla fans are probably at least half as desperate for content as FF ones after not getting a third series and all of the shit adaptations and it would just be more tarkir for the people who still care about the game's inherent setting, I don't see it having the same issues as long as there's decent art outside of the collector cards emulating the style of the show

Don't worry, you got photobashed Windurst...

I want shadows over innistrad 2, electric boogaloo.

I think ATLA is going to bomb, there's not as much crossover in the fanbases as FF or LOTR or whatever. And Avatar isn't really present in the zeitgeist anymore.

Dragonmaids?

I remember being excited at the idea of every town having an adventure or at least a unique effect. It would be like every game would get one or two cool references even if they got neglected otherwise.
Nope, here's your shitty tap land. Uh, I guess having it might improve like 4 cards in the set which are not really good in the first place...

Get in boys we're getting lands.

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tear, it's always gonna be tear

...and qiqirn, because a yagudo or quadav would be too unfamiliar to the XIV horde (he cute tho)

That series has repeatedly been fucking up since the original series ended, and it's disheartening.

Also anecdotal, but I work around young adults (17-25ish) and around a dozen of them out of 100 collect Magic or Yugioh cards. I've even seen a few kids play. It's not quite a dead hobby yet.

magic mechanics yadda yadda yadda

alexander being a 4/3 UNCOMMON is an insult when Odin is a rare and Bahamut is a mythic. Uncommon is fucking Bismarck tier, not blessed Alex. At least the gearhulk's art in the commander set is XIV Alex. IX Alex got dunked on.

If this were cheaper it would enable some dumb shit.

I like this one.

Most people I play dnd with pirate the pdfs and maps

Card games attract autists and a lot of autists are extremely water averse for whatever reason.

magic the gathering isn't what it used to be. it's gay as fuck now and Aragon is black

Anon it's been 2 years

in the new Tarkir

In the old Tarkir too, which was 2014

Except for Gladio, yes.

is there any FF1 card?

two years of pure faggotry kys

None.they wanted to keep it purely mainline like Vii, XIV and X

The new test is if we can get a FFXI card which is not in FFXIV already, either as a crossover reference or (more likely) asset reuse.
So Prishe (who is the only chance we have as a numbered full art card) and Shadow Lord don't count because they are in FFXIV as raid bosses.
Windurst counts, but it's a freebie like Ronfaure forest or Bastok Cid. Dragoon's Wyvern might count, but if XIV does not already have a wyvern minion, it will soon. Fenrir got a color change, but it otherwise in the game as a dungeon boss.
Can we get a card that says "this is NOT from FFXIV"? I seriously doubt it. They could put in a Crawler or Crab or the 2-3 mission Shadow Dragon, since those are iconic enemies, but their exact copies exist in FFXIV already. Prishe is probably the only legend we'll get and it just so happens Prishe, Shantotto, and Iroha are the three characters physically put into XIV already.

Someone posted Garland and the FF1 Black Mage earlier.

Anon that doesn't even make sense

politics

Once I am done drafting this set, I am fucking off to Sorcery Contested Realm or Final Fantasy TCG. I may stick around for Commander if I can subtlety tell everyone in the group is secretly racist.

Anon no one posted a black mage. They posted Vivi from IX

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FFI

not mainline

what

real world politics

Will I be able to build a trump wall tribal deck?

What happened to Summon

Anon, that was removed in 6th edition 26 years ago

Is there some ruling reason to tapping this if you're just gonna exile it?

Wouldn't be surprised if we get Naja with Fight and some kind of jewish tricks. I'm holding out hope for Mihli as an angery healer. It's not happening, of course, but I hope.

it would be insanely stupid to have a FF set without warrior of light, but this is hasbro we are talking about so who knows
you tap to activate the exile, if someone use something that prevent you from taping the card you can't use it

The craziest thing is they have western artists who can draw in anime style like Johannes Voss but didn't use them

Ether

Haste

FFVII cards for no conceivable reason

Is it like the movie Speed where if the FFVII or FFXIV card count drops below non-Commander deck games a bomb under their chair explodes?

If they gave a shit, they would at least given us one of every race. So Naja, Mihli, or one of the Mihgos for Mithra and probably Zeid for Galka since Shadow Lord doesn't fucking count. Trion and/or Curilla (double character card?) would be a good Elvaan, but there's obviously Prishe or even Lilisette. Ideally all or most of the heroines would get a card if XI got as much respect as even 13 or 15. If it got 9 levels of love, then it would be a good place. There's obviously a 9 lover on the team and no one who loves 11 or 12 or the older games.

Unfortunately while the FF set is drawing in large crowds, a large chunk of that crowd is VII and XIV babbys. Even series staples have to be the XIV versions

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exiling it is a cost, not an activated effect

you tap to activate the card, then you pay the cost of exiling, if something prevents you from tapping you can't use it, that's why the tap

They just announced another version of Ultima.

FFXIV.

move over westernshits

GOD TIER eastern art is here.

No, you do both to activate the ability. Tapping it and exiling it are both part of paying the cost.

I don't get why we got FF6 commander, I know it's iconic, but if they are going by sales alone it should have been FF15 ironically

there is a comma

doesn't matter, they're both on left side of the colon

ENTER

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Is it good?

isn't there like a billion of ways to exploit this? like cards that turn "-" counter into "+" and whatever

I cast this on my opponent.

this is a strictly better murder than goes through indestructible

it's alright
don't know if that's the case

Its an easy removal against anything indestructible i guess. On par with exiling something, but for black.

3cmc

Unplayable garbage

I was so excited for the Alexander card and am now extremely disappointed. Shocked at how dirty they did him when Bahamut and Odin were treated so well. Such a letdown

Murder that can get past indestructible. It'll have a place

Did you post the wrong card? Whats a -9999 power creature gonna do?

Murder already doesn't see much play

because it can't get pass indestructible

Yeah because there's better 2 mana removal but this is strictly better than Murder and will have a niche in getting rid of anything indestructible

a 7 mana 10000/7 is actually still unplayable garbage

Because of the damage cap

kenrith is a shit commander

9999 is the max damage in several FF games

Kenrith is a good commander but he's no Jodah the Unifer

Why wipe out your own tokens as well?

most of the widely-played removal already gets around indestructible

and a lot of the not-so-widely-played removal

isn't ur dragon the best 5 color commander right now?

People usually play that when they have no board or don't mind the creatures dying, that's why I think it will see play because it's a single target toxic deluge that can remove one problem creature
Yes

This is a two card, 7 mana combo that deals 9999 damage.

Is this good enough?

Most masculine FF villain

Should have called that one Atma Weapon instead, since the whole point of the sword is that it gets stronger and stronger and also bypasses all defenses.

you can't deal negative damage

No. Its not dealt damage. It has negative life points put on it until end of turn. Its a dumb distinction

You can't lose a negative number of life

You can counter, exile (with or without an enchantment/artifact) or force sac an indestructible creature for 1 or 2 cmc in most situations
I guess it could possibly find a place in the sideboard of a Golgari or Monoblack tempo deck but I'm pretty sure those don't exist right now

I miss traditional painted art. I lack the precise vocabulary to describe it but digital art is too smooth. There's something about the lines and shading that looks too artificial and is missing a subtle sense of texture. And I know there are tools that will mimic the appearance of oil or acrylic or whatever but often you can still feel they're slightly off

you do not understand Magic's mechanics

what kind of shit artist made this? that dragons reflection is way fucked.

that is literally the point

read the card name you absolute retard

bait used to be believable

haven't played it in decades. thought i'd take a look at the new FF shit since I like FF
motherfuckers want like 200-300 dollars for a box of cardboard rectangles that have been bedazzled. WTF is wrong with them

MtG is carrying all of Hasbro on its back. They're milking it as hard as they can

for fucking cards? they've got you by the balls if you are making purchases that retarded
please tell me you are least a top competitor in tournaments and winning money while having fun every weekend or something
otherwise this is just pure consumer retarded

muh rame

muh hot water with noodles

Anyone else actually embarassed at their teenage weeb phase looking back, or is it just me?

nigga we aren;t buying books when pirated pdfs are more convenient and free. plus wotc are fucking gay
I support paizo tho

Only you

When are these cuties showing up?

The trick is to buy, then sell the fancy shit to whales/twinks. After that all your cardboard is free.

the actual trick is to buy boxes, sit on them for five years, then resell for 10 times the original price

No it wasnt. You were just dumber.

Just you. Noodles are good.

imagine getting to make a whole set of cards to crossover with hatsune miku and this is what your cards look like

Oh, I don't have that deck anymore, I went through my collection and pulled out every card over $10 and sold them in bulk, proxied the ones I pulled out of my decks, and still made a significant profit despite only getting 70% of their current worth. Doesn't hurt I sold my mana crypts and jeweled lotuses like a month before they got banned in commander.

or this

damn I guess people will scalp anything huh

Lenna as a blue mage

not as a dragoon

Yes, but that's sideboard profit on top of the basic hustle. I like to keep some of my cardboard to look at the neat pictures on, since I haven't actually played since Tempest.

i remember looking up the prices of the boxes these came out in and getting "50 bucks per box" which then i saw that all you get was a blank box with a single pack of like 7 commons and a foil card. so you have to buy this pack several times if you want to get every miku card. which to be fair sounds something for collectionists, but come on, who the fuck wants to shill that much money for these atrocious card arts?

likely, but will be a weak green card

no way

big maybe, we'll see if even Exdeath can get in at this point

This was the only memorable part of final fantasy 15

music stops

Alright FF fags

Give me ONE (1) FF game to try. I have never played one before.
Far more likely to stick with it if it isn't turn based.

let's just cut to the chase
you aren't getting the experience you had years ago. you never will

the packs weren't randomized, you just got all the Miku cards

If you like Devil May Cry and don't care if its kinda shitty, 16
If you like Kingdom Hearts and bros hanging out and don't care if its kinda shitty, 15
If you like WoW and are considering becoming a male to female trannsexual, 14
Just play FF7 Remake if you can't stomach the original.

1. the GBA version if you can find a rom, if not, pixel remaster will do

If you like Kingdom Hearts and bros hanging out and don't care if its kinda shitty, 15

What makes 15 shitty?

the story and the gameplay

That cuts out all the good ones. Just watch tje XV anime.

Story is actually pretty satisfying, mainly because of the four main characters, but the gameplay is just totally lackluster.

i swear i saw a short of a dude opening a pack and getting repeated commons. that's the whole reason i looked up all of this

VII and XIV are the two actually popular final fantasy games in the west. Everything else lives through them.

too fucking bad, if you could only ever experience one FF it should be FFX and it's turn based