Where the fuck does a bandit get daedric armor from? Why even BE a bandit if you could just sell the armor?
Oblivion
Heh I am over-analyzing the notoriously inconsistent game for inconsistencies, that's so funny I should post this to Anon Babble so that we can all have a good chuckle
This is what mentally ill zoomers actually think.
or, hear me out, use the daedtric armor and glass sword to hijack other people's expensive shit and then sell THAT
Why don’t they ever try raiding the imperial city? They have better equipment than any of the legion soldiers do
Where the fuck does a bandit get daedric armor from?
There are daedra spilling into Nirn through the gates, there is war and bodies everywhere. Typical battlefield scavenging.
defending level scaling
Consider hanging yourself.
Because they know my flame atronach wife and I are waiting for the chuckle fucks to try it.
The game is unplayable dogshit no matter how difficulty is handled.
You canonically can't fuck a flame atronach.
If there's a will there's a way
He wants to kill high level shit for cool stuff just like you
Bandits are essentially just feral PCs
Post irony homosexuality isn't any better.
If you're desperate for a fluff explanation than consider the fact you're directly fighting Mehrunes Dagon. Do you think it's beneath him to suddenly arrange for a mortal enemy you encounter on the road to be armed with Daedric gear?
Why would bandits fight the most experienced and toughest soldiers in Cyrodil especially when they are outnumbered and aren't more than small teams? For what gain?
Post irony
Unironically kill yourself.
What army there’s like 40 imperial soldiers in the entire city.
well i had a good chuckle unlike you. perhaps you should lighten the fuck up instead of acting like a grumpy little dick. you'll feel better anon
I don't care what zoomers do. Just do it away from my grumpy little dick.
Le can't make fun of ancient shit game
Neck yourself faggot.
It's the retarded way you tried to make fun of it that's the problem
I always thought that some bandits managed to loot a deadra or stole some stuff through an Oblivion gate and survived.
With all the shit happening all over Tamriel with the Oblivion crisis, its safe to assume that some Daedric gear manage to get into the market.
That's more than any one bandit group. You think these outlaws are some kind of force willing to co-operate? They're bandits for a reason.
The best they could do is raid small villages that can't rely on imperial forces because they are too busy fighting the daedra and protecting key places and people.
From an Oblivion gate? From one of the many slayed dremora that were pouring out of them? Cyrodiil was crawling with dremora.
Where the fuck does the Taliban get all this US armor from? Why even BE a Taliban if you could just sell the armor?
OP is straight outta 2006
No lol. I wanted to play the remastered but I use linux and the game keeps crashing and even after I got it running my computer itself crashed, so I had to switch to the old version
That's not what I mean. Your complaint is the same shit people were complaining about in 2006.
It's ok. I'll use protection.
why don't they ever have greaves
what is this artwork in reference to?
why did they free up the eye color options in character creation to include everything from every race (including dremora) for any character but not just make better color textures for hair?
balls get sweaty
If there's a will there's a way
Stupid idea, you can't fuck a black hole no matter what, all it will do is spaghettify your dick and onlookers will laugh at you for how stupid you look with your long spaghetti dick.
No amount of will can change this, you can't fuck an atronach.
mom's spaghetti
you can't fuck a black hole no matter what
Cope
Velehk Sain, a very weird dremora pirate that loves to sail the seas of Nirn and plunder mortals. He also have an all mortal crew, meaning that his sailors are even more mad than him.
beware the d scim
its hard to for the talibanis to walk off with that kind of gear and sell it, but they afghan government forces used to love selling gear they got or took from americans
They have better equipment than any of the legion soldiers do
you for real nigga? I aint fighting no palace guards wearing this fucketh-thy-anally armor
sorry should have posted this armor. imperial dragon armor is only for the emperor (which is dead kek)
this is imperial watch armor worn by those guarding the palace and nearby areas. the knights and battle mages wearing these WILL FUCK YOU UP on sight. they are level 52 NIGGA!! hero of kvatch mantled sheogorath only goes up to 50!!!!!!
They don't
Bandits wear light armor and use blunts
Marauders wear heavy armor and use blades
I always thought it was a pretty cool distinction, in game they hate each other but you never really see it
oh also this is worn by every guard captain in every big city such as cheydinhall and chorrol. these watch captains are the sole people in charge of big operations such as snuffing out dark brotherhood or catching a daedric champion such as the grey fox. I honestly cannot fathom how someone dares openly attacking an big town in cyrodill without a top of the line army like the one aldmeri dominion has.
lets not mention that most bandits' level range from PC's level -3 to +4 meanwhile guards range from PC's level +10 to +15
how the fuck did a single oblivion gate take down kvatch again? how was it even possible?
When absolutely everyone gets it when the leveling system, it would be logical for it to lose its value. But it doesn't for you.
Where the fuck does a bandit get daedric armor from?
Dunno anon, it's a mystery
Skyrim fanboys
I have yet to see any actual argument defending this or even acknowledgement by the **banned for off-topic**
sell armor
bandits rob you
Vicious cycle
play open world gsme
want linear game mechanics
????
Try fnv tranny
They're demons, why would you wear greaves when not wearing greaves means you can instantly whip out demon dick to fuck anything you want?
you must be a newborm if you havent seen this joke 50000 times
same with
dude what if marios mushroom............ was a drug
Do you know why there are so few daedra behind those oblivion gates despite them being the main instrument of a daedric prince's massive invasion of Tamriel? The bandits thinned them out and took their armor while you were playing hide and seek for the mages guild.
Every other TES game did it better.
Morrowind did not. You can bumble into overleveled enemies and be forced to rollback saves
actual retard lol
Damn trannoid, retard? You are hurting my feelings with that
The Taliban would be retarded to give up their US equipment since they'll almost certainly have to fight some CIA/mossad backed rebel group sooner or later
They're not random bandits retard