India is making a soulslike game called Unleash The Avatar
[UPLIFTING NEWS]
I am indian village boy
idealized and clean shantytown
white as papyrus characters
Saars really aren't putting their most honest foot forward here
[UPLIFTING NEWS]
idk why you keep doing this but i find it funny
zasaar
When will we get a Welsh Soulslike
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oh boy i hope this thread doesn't evolve into another india hate thread
good morning rajesh
run through slums flinging poo at people
le brown myth: poo dung
Bollywood works better as a video game than it does as movies
India has a lot of rich history they could make a roll slop game based off of but instead they make it set in their slums in modern times. Bizarre choice
Those streets are WAY too clean.
amazing graphics
The Japanese are too socially inept to understand the tone of a written article so a lot of them often start with [Good News], [Sad News] or whatever. Anon is parodying that.
LMAO why do street shitters keep pretending like they are real people like the rest of us LMAO
They're so weird and creepy when they try and do things normal humans do.
I played it early access. It is amazing...
Wait, this is genius. Living in India would really be like living in Blighttown, Black Gulch, Undead Settlement. India is actually irl Dark Souls.
Unleash The Avaturd
It's true that the Indian mind can't conceive of a world outside their shit filled slums.
Sometimes he also uses "great news"
arch.b4k.dev
how do they do it wow just wow
Will there be any Aryan waifus?
the japs
It makes perfect sense now. I sometimes chuckle when I see bait threads that will use [X News] in the title
Many times sneedful
Many times saar
I take the cow shit and rub it in my hair
Indian Dark Souls
First instance of combat in the trailer is the protagonist running up behind some random woman to choke her out
Isn't this more like Sekiro?
It has nothing to do with Japs retards. it's a mockery of Western media telling people how to think
dedicated poo button
kino
Why does Anon Babble hate Indians so much now?
It's literally parodying news threads from 2ch
Eastern equivalent of journos starting articles like 'Nintendo games are going to be 80 USD AND THAT'S FINE'
LOO FLUSHED
now
saferacism the thread
East-Indians make game.
Generic stock-looking models.
Main character is some generic male poo.
Starting zone is a shanty town, of which the enemies include: homeless person, police officer, and a large fat ?landlord? as a midboss.
Very cool.
What a rich culture.
India peaked in 500 BC and again under Mughal rule
now
No the trend started when some Western journalists started saying shit like "This is not OK", "Horrifying news" etc in the headlines
Redeem The AvaSAR
they ruin games by being cheap labor and being shit at coding
Fun fact: Indians still seethe today about a Muslim emperor that buck broke them 300 years ago
kek they're so cute
fpbp
I have no problem with the memes this will gives us. If they actually finish it.
You could notice a major shift happening, not only just on here, when everybody started waking up to the Indian scam callers and collectively agreed that they're pieces of shit.
"I died... At least I'm not going to be in India anymore."
2014: UNICEF releases "take the poo to the loo", an attempt to potty train the population of India
2015: an Indian anon on Anon Babble defends his country by claiming open defecation only occurs on "designated shitting streets". Another Indian on Anon Babble claims India will become a superpower by 2020.
2018: PewDiePie releases "bitch lasagna"
2019: PewDiePie releases "congratulations"
2021: kitboga releases "do not redeem"
2023: Indians account for nearly half of all immigration to Canada
2024: the population of India surpasses China to become the largest in the world
Zassar
They're doing it on purpose.
americans bend over backwards for niggers because jews enslaved them 500 years ago
also fun fact: the US has the same literacy rate as india
arch.b4k.dev
What's wrong with you?
2021: kitboga releases "do not redeem"
imagine the bounty this man has on his head in india, he singlehandedly destroyed an entire country's reputation
Is every fucking 3rd person action adventure game just called "soulslike" now
Ok ranjeesh
Name 5 3rd person action adventure games before Dark Souls. You literally can't.
Zelda, DMC, God of War, Onimusha, Enslaved Journey to the West, and tons more on the ps1 and ps2 alone. 3D action games were a lot more diverse back in the day.
it was a designated shitting street, bro!
All 3D Zelda games
Castlevania N64 games
Prince of Persia
Shadow of the Colossus
God of War
pretty sure miyazaki even said his principal game inspiration was zelda
Devil May Cry series
Chaos Legion
Kingdom Hearts
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver/Blood Omen stuff
Prince of Persia series
You want more, zoomer?
Sweeps hair when dodging a lethal blow
Ok that is SOUL
NEEDFUL DONE
Those are just mariolikes
At least they are being honest with the shithole imagery instead of trying to pretend India looks like some kind of European flower fields town
sir please do the needful and pre order
this made me giggle
Alright. Name the bosses
She Who Slaps
False Redeemer
The Designator
Bobstein and Vagene
Javasoft
Ontrak
The Uncle
Is this just one seething jeet, or do they think Kyle = jeet for us? He's seething across multiple comments and keeps calling people Kyle
basically half of American and European population are them now
kek true
he singlehandedly destroyed an entire country's reputation
No, the people of India destroyed their own reputation being scamming little shitskins attacking innocent people. That lad just exposed all of it.
idealized and clean? looks like dogshit to me. it can get worse?
white as papyrus characters
i'll give you that one
Indian game, even in their wildest fantasy settings their environments look covered in shit.
You should see how pajeets have tried making so many slurs for their enemies but none have stuck. They got tired of being called pajeet so they came up with "mujeet" for muslims. They try calling white people "cumskins" and "pigskins".
MAAM DO NOT UNLEASH THE AVATAR
i fucking love this.
The Witch of the Toilet
A Regular Train
The big bad sits on a white porcelain throne
Finally a game we you get to play as the loathsome dung eater
This doesn't even take into account the SHEER NUMBER of scam calls from india over the past decade
Also dealing with tech support
Should be a capital punishment for companies to outsource their call centers to india
False Redeemer
Instead of crystal lizards there will monitor lizards you must catch and gangrape
John from Microsoft
Kek, I understood that reference
It's to be expected when all the contact you get with a specific country is scam calls and immigrants making everything terrible.
This is why I could never support Green Parties in my government. Telling me to recycle for the good for the good of planet feels retarded when India is polluting at ground breaking speed. If an environments party wants my vote they’ll need to be warmongers with sights set on South Asia
I don't feel like I hate them right at the moment
Ask me again tomorrow after I get my 3rd scam call of the day
They want from not having internet access to be the largest users of it, and it shows
It's clearly a sekirolike, down to the posture breaking instakills and red "you must dodge" symbol
What's the point of all that bollywood goofy shit if the gameplay is just going to be a roll slop?
only best caste in my game, saar
It's actually deflect slop see
Go watch some bollywood shit on youtube and see for yourself how abysmal the average indian taste in media is
the little wave he gives Subhumanyan as he goes down
lmao
Blody Starved Beast
The Lost Shitter
Pajeebart, lord of cards
The Fallen Benchod
The Basterd of Koshmir
soulslike
now
anon...
zasSAR
Subhumanyan
LMAO
Fun fact: If Indians engage in basic exercise, they die.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
economictimes.indiatimes.com
outlookindia.com
subhumanyan
kek
It's one seething jeet, but "Kyle" comes from the vernacular of the Indian equivalent of Aznmasculinity, "The Bronze Movement." You can see some seethe here.
old.reddit.com
Look up age of bharat
You mean Brown Myth: Poo Dung?
holy kek
Careful what you wish for. We send them all of our hazardous electronic waste and they sort through it to melt it down back into copper and gold. It's a symbiotic relationship.
The street shitter fears the Chinaman
Blody Starved Beast
kek
Letting you and every other third worlder connect to westerner internet was a mistake.
and Australian bogans. Honestly, why do they try?
health items be like
This is the only game based on India or its culture that is good.
Pedestrian hunter Orns-train and defecator Smoflush
Dung Guardian of Shanty Town
Demented Rider of Violated Goat
Phone Bearer Steve, Sinner with the False Name
garunteed (You)s: the post
i was gonna say this was an early stoppage but he fell without even trying to brace his head hitting the mat so it was a good call
I mean compared to how ACTUAL india looks
That obviously looks terrible, but theyre is no garbage or poop in sight. Dishonest gamemaking.
more Indian hate propaganda by Pakis
It's all so tiresome
garunteed
good morning saar
I'm pretty sure people wants to see the pure disgust of the first half of the video, because horrid place like that wouldn't exist outside of India, meanwhile latter half is just a generic city that every other countries have.
If you want me to be impressed that India has at least has one or two small area that looks normal then, I'll give India a single clap for trying their best.
Poo guided missiles isn't going to win you any wars.
Nice development, did UK give that to ya?
Which one fucked more white woman?
India or Pakistan
white women fucked anything even animal
they fuck animals but not brown people, speaks volumes
suddenly
i fucking hate indians so much. it wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have to see them or be around them.
go back there then if it's so great
Where do u live?
First world superpowah.
kwab
If I can't head bob next to busy train tracks I'm not buying
Will they finally redeem themselves?
Those animations are copy-pasted from other games. Mostly Sekiro.
bob
maam why are you not post? i give google play cards stupidwhite whore ! vishnu curse your village
defecate within the confines of the toilet bowl
i've seen teenagers with more muscle than these dorks, wtf
Weightclass rule
Because it's lightweight.
are there much indians in the higher weight classes
If people don't want to be scammed, they shouldn't have money and be gullible.
The hate against Indians is unjustified
It's probably just Canadians who are afraid of getting replaced kek. Like there are many disgusting shit in countries, like the LGBT flags engraved on every street in the US or UK. Yet people are afraid of poop or dirt?
Make it make sense
they literally target the elderly. kys jeet.
Well, that's what the elderly get for being weak and vulnerable.
Poo in the loos now realize Apu was a shield
weak
an elderly white woman could beat the shit out of an in prime jeet male, kek
It looks like they literally reskined sekiro
saars...
*still ends up showing the shitty one anyway*