year is 2030
just got my valve brain installed
log into account
boot cs2 up
someone kills me
call them a nigger in my mind
get banned and lose all my games
chip is remotely detonated
This is the future steamies want
Year is 2030
Stop, my circumcised penis can only get so erect!
I said a racial slur, here is how I'm the victim
ahh thread
2FA authentication fails, locked out of your brain, because is 2FA recovery is impossible.
Enter the Gabetrix
Nigger
Year is 2030
normies install the brain chips like the cattle they are
upload 9 terabytes of 8k HD Dreamy Bull directly into their eyes whenever someone inconveniences me
they're forced to watch it and not be upset because it's a hate crime to not find gay shit beautiful
they thank me through gritted terth for "educating" them when it's over
It costs 0 dollar to be a decent human being
What are the use cases for having a brain chip?
How will this improve my chance to get android gf before I died of old age or liver failure?
easily within the decade anon, don't lose hope
Half Life 4 will be played inside your head
pretty cool if you ask me
We didn't want to do it this way but you goyim won't willingly submit to G-d's Chosen People.
>call them a nigger in my mind
>get banned and lose all my games
lmao I can tell you've never played CS, nobody gets banned for anything.
The early brain chips will be rife for exploitation. You could potentially "hypnotise" a bitch by fucking with her chip and have an obedient flesh doll forever.
It won't. Brain chips will reduce your life expectancy.
Go for purely medical and biological options for increasing your life span.
Mind uploading won't be a thing for hundreds of years, so take good care of your meat suit until then.
the gabe cube
Who would volunteer for this shit? Who is genuinely stupid enough to have voluntary brain surgery for something most likely to become obsolete within a few years and be a source of tissue rejection and inflammation for you brain?
So is nobody gonna notice the connection between Brainchips being shilled suddenly and the worldview towards Jews dropping?
steamies
correlation does not imply causation
correlation does not imply causation
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just like any technology just wait until they unveil something that people can't live without, then all the people who are skeptical will willingly give over their data, allow apple to beam ads into their head and let the US/China fight a cyber war in your mind
spooky
having a chip implant is sheep tier
having a sweatband with electronics you can wear whenever you want is for the thinking man
Thank god that people like you will burn in hell.
a lot of people I bet, idiots are always abundant
Life is just like my fetish porn.
I'm so glad you are not reproducing
Combine AI hacks your brain chip and turns you into a literal stalker
thought crimes/saying no-no words of the month should be penalized with utmost severity
imagine being such a sad faggot lmao
I'd imagine cripples who don't have much to lose anyawy
Usually they start with incurably disabled niggas who have no other options
Ideally the general public waits a hundred years after that until we find out whether the heavy metals leeched through their skull, but retards will probably get a hole drilled in their head just for a FOMO CSGO skin or something
If we didn't live in the current age where literally everything involving technology was populated by the most malevolent actors imaginable, there's a variety of things. It could be pretty good for cripples with limited mobility.
As it stands now it is absolutely not worth doing because some stupid retard from india will try to upload terabytes of AI slop to you killing you immediately.
People actually think they are getting any of this.
What do serf cattle need with toys like this? Won't have time for play when you're serving your betters.
Heat a manly voice over voice chat and think of a man
Hey dude...
You misgendered me, biggot chud!
Reported and mind banned
What a shame.
Half Life 4 is a real life multiplayer game where you can get hacked by the combine and a friend has to hack you back to re-spawn
AI is gonna make it impossible to believe anything you see
Brain chips will be a dream for dictators and anti-christ wannabes
Humanity is so fucked
I sincerely don't believe this brain chip meme will ever take off. Facebook couldn't even convince anyone to give a fuck about Meta and these billionaires think they're gonna convince people to put shit in their brain? They're out of touch.
"I'm le epic atheist on Le epic atheist site"
AI art evolves a bit
"Le hecking antichrist n shiet"
you guys are pathetic.
Literally the most pervasive most detested cancer ever to be unleashed onto the internet and the world, ever.
You guys (euphemistic implying a singular person) are all the same person and completely unreasonable
They can remotely read your mind without a brain chip anyway
Lol nah ima pass on the mark of the beast
Neural implants in the 2000's
Cool futuristic Deus Ex powers
Neural implants now
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The same retards that think daddy musk is gonna make bases on Mars and shit
imagine your brain getting a VAC ban
good morning sir
literally that is the whole point and the reason government and mega corporations push the trans doctrine.
a faggot willing to become so mind and spiritual broken as to accept trans ideology is a lot more likely to accept a brain chip in their faggot noggin and become a spiritual slave for the parasites.