"DELTARUNE" THREAD

11 DAYS

The "tomorrow" shit is just Toby being an asshole and making fun of the player for having to wait months and years until the next chapter comes out.

This OP is so fucking embarrassing
The thing on the right is sexy but these designs are by no means iconic enough to be schizo bosses.

Nah, Chapter 3 is JUST the Dark World that takes place overnight.
Rudy in Chapter 2 says he's going to go to church tomorrow.
Chapter 4 is the church chapter. It starts the following morning/afternoon after Chapter 3's nighttime adventures, where Kris and Susie hang out around Hometown, and then find out there's a Dark World inside the church, which is really fucking bad because either church will already be in progress, or several people will still be inside the church after service, like Alvin (and most notably and likely, Rudy.)

My personal strategy was to use Kris and Susie for attacks while Rals was defending at every opportunity. Thus I always had some TP stocked up if I needed any. Another idea of dubious quality was just not to revive downed teammates if the alive ones were healthy - they will eventually revive by themselves while you keep whittling at boss' HP instead of wasting turns and items.

Embarrassed by one of the more fun schizo theories

Yeah this isn't "iconic" enough (soulless marketer speak disguised as artistic critique)

Dogshit post.

pic

I wonder if this scene happens before or after Dark World in chapter 4. If it's before, it means Asgore in chapter 3 is pretty much confirmed. If it's after, it means that nothing really tragic happened in the church.

Do you think Spamton's design was iconic by itself? Like if you were shown just his sprite before the release, would you assume he's interesting enough to be a schizoboss? It's the whole package deal that made him so popular - his speech pattern, his lore, his shop segment, his actual fight. So it's just too early to judge.

It's hard to say honestly, Toby could've jumbled the order of the teasers, so picrel could actually be really early into Chapter 4 while everything else is Post-Dark World. What's really going to define how the church goes down is when it starts raining.
If the rain's before the Dark World, then yeah, things will probably stay peachy, against all odds. But if it doesn't rain prior to Kris and Susie leaping into the next Dark World, that's when it's time to start worrying about shit getting serious.

What if it doesn't rains at all? What if it starts snowing instead?

Just post the raving deltarune fingering chick already

I don't wanna wait 11 days 5 hours.

I like Noelle she's cute

please bully the doe

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Would Noelle heil hitler?

she already dislikes trannies doesnt she

Elnina and Lanino spend the entire chapter showing embarrassing levels of PDA and trying to impress upon the group the benefits of a loving long term monogamous relationship

Toriel spends the entire time trying to diffuse their "lessons" and teach Kris and Susie to have more "realistic" expectations

This eventually culminates with Toriel breaking down and having a real chat with Kris about the divorce and its effect on him and Asriel

Toriel uses wording like "the event" in order to keep the plot vague

The pair, witnessing this confession, get the complete wrong idea and are convinced that there might be some accident or otherworldly force out there which will "divorce" them

They disappear to solve this problem as the plot continues like normal

If you go back to their weather report set right before the end of the chapter, the lights are dimmed, the wind is roaring...
[SEVERE WEATHER WARNING]
"Thethe weatherweather alwaysalways stickssticks togethertogether!"

Always fun to think about random bullshit despite the fact that they're definitely just funny side-bosses.

I don't remember this interaction with Sans/Toriel/Asgore, is it from a fangame?

You can walk into the building with the big SANS sign and it turns out to be a convenience store. If you go around to the left and back again Toriel appears to have this conversation.

Thanks for the info. Maybe I should replay Chapter 1/2 before the next chapters.

It's hard not to believe Kris is in a loop given they still follow the plan to open a fountain on weird route. It suggests their actions are super purposeful and that what's happening to Noelle and Berdly isn't important to what they're after. Or rather, that what they're after is so important and/or powerful that it makes that suffering irrelevant.

damn niggas how are you still here? not surprised that Anon Babble or wherever you came from, don't play coy became too autistic even for you, but surely you could restrain your powerlevel a bit, otherwise your resident schizos will just come here anyway
this not-general has been going since march or so? do you just intend to go on forever? you'll exhaust everything worth talking about in chapter 4 after four weeks at this pace

inb4 stop complaining / and yet you are here / what about other stealth generals

get a grip, anonymous, bitching is our sacred right

and yet you didn't sage
you stupid nigger

Mmmmh, thank you Susanne, very pungent indeed...

It's impressive how people like you invent such a superposition of fucking faggotry so that no matter from which angle someone looks at you, considers your viewpoint, or reads what you say, you'll always look like the biggest faggot in the room.

Deltarune title screen be like

booowowowowo

...If I was retarded, that is.

Well you are retarded because your stupid fucking "gotcha" post isn't even formatted right ya tard.

Cope, Woodynigger. You will be executed in 11 days.

I'm not really feeling any bite from your insults when you think coming into a thread and saying, "I'm a retard." is a real zinger. Couldn't even come close to actually insulting someone else. You would have had more success literally just saying, "This is retarded." but you really rubbed two braincells together and said, "I'm a retard."

as if you wouldn't bump immediately after my inflammatory post

people like you

boo-hoo, others come into your thread to complain, autism beams fly everywhere
even if i am the biggest prancing la-la homo man in the world, you are no less of an idiot
may your gay little corner end up exactly like homestuck did

I called OP retarded. Maybe you're the one lacking reading comprehension if you can't understand I was finishing the post.

wahh I didn't sage because nothing matters! nothing matters!!

fuck off pissbaby, don't complain if you won't take the minimum required steps to reach your preferred outcome. Don't reply to me again.

this reads like a post a rape victim would make
real kevin r. nash energy radiating from this post

You have to be on some level of fucking special ed if you think your generic clapback made sense on any fucking level. I feel like I'm beating down on a fucking autistic child in a wheelchair having this "conversation". It's like a fucking malaphor. Like you don't actually know how it works and you think you can just put words in other people's mouths.

I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt and almost think you tried to say "...Is what would happen if Toby was retarded." or "...Is what a retard would say." but instead this is just confirming to me that you really came in here and said "I'm retarded" as if this was some massive slamdunk against the other guy.

You're a raped bitch. You can cry about being called out all you want or try to elevate yourself above all and any discussion. But in the end you're just a fag who denies the very premise of an imageboard and still uses it. So your gape-level must be astronomic.

oh sweet a deltarune thread

anons having massive, scathing arguments over who they think the secret bosses are

Are you all 5? Lol

The time... is fast approaching...

Arguments

I mean the retard at least has an opinion (woody theory isn't valid). The other guy's just some random buckbroken fag.

This'd be really cool

WELL, IF YOU INSIST, NOELLE! I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY CLOACA QUEEFS!

he woke up

your gape-level must be astronomic

actual BTFO-tier comeback, holy shit

you did get time off to play the game on release right?

Asgore's anus dark world

uh bro the game literally comes out in 10 days

You think I have a job?

he didn't talk to every single npc after dark world segments

time to replay the game, anon

yes, my vacation leave starts the week that the chapters release

I work in the mornings, so I’ll have some time to play afterward

kino

Like you don't actually know how it works and you think you can just put words in other people's mouths.

... which I can do anytime BTW. Forgot to add that in my autistic rant. Also I'm extremely retarded. Forgot to add that to my post.

I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt and almost think you tried to say "...Is what would happen if Toby was retarded." or "...Is what a retard would say." but instead this is just confirming to me that you really came in here and said "I'm retarded" as if this was some massive slamdunk against the other guy.

... which it was, BTW. I forgot to add this to my post. The other anon freaking destroyed me.

No, and my shift starts the hour the game releases

Why are you and the other guy so dedicated to this? Nobody cares

Nope, but my one day off a week is Wednesday so Toby did me a huge favor with this early release

Different person.

I like Catti

what is inspect element

Is this even Anon Babble?

No, even if the release is literally in the middle of my shift I can just W A I T to play it when I get home

But I don't wanna wait.

Is it a good time to catch up to this and play chapter 2 or should I leave it for the next weekend?

noelle shits her diaper

play it now so you have time to think during the WAIT

Can you guys stop spamming scatshit?

I love this image so much

you act like spamming scat on this board is completely normal

Susie and Noelle sharing a diaper

I say do it now, Chapter 2 has a lot of weird tiny choices and secrets and you might want to play it multiple times to set some things up. You don't want to get burnt out before new chapter releases and end up getting spoiled if you decide to take a break

i don't think i'm prepared for the hordes upon hordes of catti porn that chapter 4 will bring if she's on the dark world

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING VESSEL OH YEAH! [X2]

TIME TO PLAY!
NO? WELL TIME TO DIE
'CUS I AM NOT NICE.
NO I AM NOT NICE.
I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FACE 'TIL I MAKE YOU DIE.
WATCH ME USE MY SECRET KNIFE.
I PUT BOMBS IN YOUR BELONGINGS.
THEY CALL ME THE SOUL THIEF. UH.
THE WAY I DISPERSE GRIEF. UH.
AND I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY BY THE RULES.
SO IN MY BUNKER YOU WILL BE DOOMED.

MY NAME IS GASTER.
I MADE THE VESSEL.
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE PIECES TOGHETER.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG.
AND NOW I CAN'T DO ANYTHING, BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG!
MY NAME IS GASTER (gaster gaster gaster).

IT'S TIME TO [FIGHT] AND [ITEM].
NO TIME TO [ACT].
IT'S TIME TO [FIGHT] AND [ITEM].
NO TIME TO [ACT].
MY NAME IS
IT'S TIME TO [FIGHT] AND [ITEM].
NO TIME TO [ACT].
IT'S TIME TO [FIGHT] AND [ITEM].
NO TIME TO [ACT].

MY NAME IS DECEMBER.
DAD I WANT SOME EGGNOG.
DECEMBER.
THAT IS MY NAME.
DECEMBER.
I WANT ANOTHER.
DECEMBER.
WHERE IS MY GUITAR?
I AM RUNNING OUT ON THE FOREST.
THERE IS AN ICE-E.
AND IT'S GOING TO KILL ME -AHHHHHHH!

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING VESSEL OH YEAH![X6]

MY NAME IS PLAYER, AND, I COME TO FUCKING LAY HER. YUH.
'CUS WITH MY ANGEL POWER I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM LOUDER. HEHA!
IT'S AN ANGEL ATTACK, BITCH.
THE HEAVEN IS COMING TO TOWN.
SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND GET READY FOR A ANGELLLLL ATTACKKK
NO. NOT THE ANGEL.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
I AM SORRRYYY.
IT'S TIME TO [FIGHT] AND [ITEM].
NO TIME TO [ACT].

(PROGRAM CLOSED)

The schizo boss will be a mr blue sky reference

Okay, maybe this is a bit far-fetched, but I'm convinced that Toby is making subtle political insinuations against the CCP government.

Chapters 3 & 4 of DR will be released on either June 4th or 5th, depending on the time zone. June 4th is the date of the Tiananmen massacre in China, when the army opened fire to quell protesters, and June 5th is the date of the famous Tank Man photo.

Toby released a new video about his new Chinese-themed enemy "Guei" on May 20th, the very day China declared martial law and mobilized its troops.

If the word "Guei" is interpreted as a sad ghost that died unjustly, it can refer to the victims of that event. Or, if it is an evil spirit, it could refer to the soldiers?

The date "June 4" is indeed widely viewed as politically sensitive and censored on the Chinese internet, and what many people don’t know is that Toby actually speaks Mandarin, has been to China, and has even sung a rap song in Mandarin. bilibili.com/opus/815414668024610853

Therefore I don't think our autistic guy would have been unaware of the sensitive connection. This can only mean that he chose this date intentionally, just like he also intentionally let the enemies speak Chinese untranslated.

The theme of chapters 3 & 4 is television. Perhaps something to do with live broadcasts and news. I'd bet that 3 & 4 will be related to the 1980s (just like chapter 2 to 1997).

It's time for a litmus test.
Is Kris the knight or not?
You should be able to solve this

Kris is simultaneously the knight and isn't the knight at the same time, it will be explained later

Kris is the Knight.

kris is NOT the knight

Yes Kris is the Knight. Everyone who can't see this mindbroke themselves during the wait.

kris is the most recent knight

I shit myself

Why does the real Kris shamble when he walks

no sovl

He just tore his own soul out