Makes lengthy game reviews that follow a predictable formula and offer minimal meaningful insight in your path

Makes lengthy game reviews that follow a predictable formula and offer minimal meaningful insight in your path.

how does he make so many vids. i gotta respect his energy

I struggle to recall a single review of his I've watched that isn't essentially

I've 100%ed this game, here are the pros and cons, you should buy it in some capacity

he's descriptive enough at least that I feel like I understand the game mechanics and whether I'd like them or they'd be deal-breaking.

The absolute cuck tranny apologist said veilguard is a good game. I've blocked his channel since

for me it's "analysis" videos that are literally just telling you what happened in the story without any extra insight

More like Milquetoast gaming lmao

Only 115 million views on the channel total? That's not a lot of views per video ratio.

I remember him being shilled on Codex when he was small.
Literally don't get it, he plays niche games, yeah. But he's not doing actual "reviewing". He's either afraid of offering actual criticism, or he's a an actual autist robot who doesn't know how.

say it's his GOTY

doesn't actually give it GOTY when the time comes

he baited everyone

I respect him because he takes an objective approach to his reviews that are purely driven by the game's systems.
He doesn't buy in to wider debates that play out in the wider community, but is still willing to acknowledge them.
If I wanted someone who would just blab about their thoughts on a game's more subjective elements (I don't), I'd look elsewhere.

I think he only made it big with Pathfinder WotR videos.

This was pretty bad but at least he hasn't defended FFXIII yet. Lately that's been my immediate unsubscribe standard.

Hmm probably more from D:OS2 in the first instance, then BG3 latterly.
I only started watching his stuff because in the run-up to BG3, I played BG1 and 2 first and found he had very useful explainers

how is this boring fucker at 401k is beyond me
sloppest of slop content

sloppest of slop content

That's exactly what most people want. He's a surface level kind of guy you won't get any real analysis from, but it will be a decent overview since he actually finishes games.

Pretty easy just spend 10 hours a day playing games with no life outside of that.
Surely no adverse effects will come from that

politicspolitcspoliticsi'msoangry

kill yourself

What's the point in pretending to finish games 100%?

the fact he uses achievements unlocker should disqualify his opinions immediately but this is where we at in gaming, it has become so mainstream its no longer a passion, nor a hobby, just a vector to make money.

does he though? He 100%'s them pretty quickly, and some of these games have insane achievements to them.

I reckon some hes done for real like WOTR but others hes just cheating with the steam achievement hack

Successful enough to quit his job and pay off his house all from gaming videos

Still can only see his son like once or twice a week

Dude has skeletons in his closet

he admitted to being homeless at one point so sure.

sone homeless autist can find a woman to marry and impregnate

Anon Babble can't

oh no, the reviewer doesn't comment on my opinions and politics therefore he's clearly a fraud and sucks

this thread is pathetic

Name a better general review channel for current AAA slop. Bro is at least grinding.

review

recapping the story isnt a review and also it was a failing grade in primary school already, to see 40 year old people whose full fucking time job is to make these shitty essays for years make ones that are worse than fucking 13 year old handicapped nigger kids make is funny

Likes veilguard

Lol

He uses SAM to unlock cheevos, which is why he only plays on Steam.

lmao dropped his shitty channel when the veilguard video hit so I didn't know that. What was his actual GOTY?

new Indiana Jones

Anon he got caught using SAM multiple times. He didnt even bothered to space unlocking certain achievements and just used SAM like a tard in situations where getting certain achievements next to another is impossible. He even one time unlocked broken achievement from some indie game that had to patch this but he somehow magically was able to unlock the achievement.

Did FF13 Deserve the Hate? (473:52)

The Secret Genius of FF13 (254:03)

FF13: A Flawed Masterpiece (999:59)

Why the fuck does youtube think I suddenly want to watch people 2 decades younger than me talk about how they played FFXIII when they were 8 years old on their childhood PS3 and "actually it's not a horrendous piece of shit with the worst cast in RPG history, an anaemic, lacklustre OST, and quite possibly the worst told story in the history of fiction, on top of being just plain boring?"

I guess that's not as embarrassing.

sometimes achievements bug out

Starfield is a return to form for Bethesda

Dragon Age Veilguard is 2024 GOTY

Anon Babble seethes over perceived impartiality in video games journalism and chooses this as its hill to die on

reviewer gets popular from reasoned impartial analysis of core gameplay

Anon Babble furious that he's not giving enough opinion in his reviews

majority insulted because he enjoyed game they will never play

The same effect happens if you play the game offline.

It's more that he's incapable of critiquing anything.

Same. That's a career-ending take no way around it.

the nigger himself took a break from stealing posts from Anon Babble to defend himself

lmao

Preaching to the choir. My do not reccommend channel hand has been getting a workout lately. I hope whatever zoomer started this nonsense gets AIDS.

that's not what he's trying to do - he's summing up the game's systems and leaving you to make your own mind up.

Hmm I quite liked that game

Time to make a 4 hour video about how it changed my life

he deletes comments if you type he use sam to unlock achievements

same anon

summing up t

lmao you can watch 30min review from this retard and not know anything about the game after. By far the worst mainstream reviewer with the shittiest taste. Also 100% convinced hes a paid shill at this point, too scared of criticism to avoid getting blacklisted.

so you fit in the category of being angry because he enjoyed a game you won't play for your own political reasons?

Exactly. Just shallow content that have no depth. Depth requires something that isn't present in all consumers.

QQ

HIs reviews are so terrible.

this game has 5 attributes

you can level STR to increase damage

you can level AGI to get more turns

weapons can be upgraded by finding upgrade materials

For fuck's sake, is this a guide or a review?! Tell me what did you think of the game, you autismo.

I unsubbed after Veilguard.

im going to shit and piss in your mouth, hope you enjoy it faggot

open his review

check if the game is playable on Deck

close the video

At least he is somewhat useful.

that's a yes, then

There are some people who think reviews are summaries and objective listing of game features. OPINION doesn't matter to them.

I like being informed about a games qualities with predictably lack of culture war nonsense

he has a pleasant enough voice, the videos have chapter markers so I can skip uninteresting parts and he doesn't focus on some niche genre I dont care about and covers mostly everything relevant

mort is not perfect but he's better than any other channel.

most people subbed enjoy his content because they're capable of forming their own opinions based on the evidence presented to them, and don't need to be told what their opinion should be

His Nioh 1/2 reviews were especially worthless.

spends like 40 min, if not an hour, talking about all the systems and mechanics in unnecessary detail

the feed is him running around with an axe in high stance spamming one attack while overleveled

This is the most hilarious thread i've seen on Anon Babble in years because of this

surely you followed his GOTY Veliguard recommendation and ended up loving the game right?

Yes, anon. It's almost like different people have different opinions. Are you five years old or something?

right so he didnt pander to you in the review and only said what he felt about it
are you mad?

It has nothing to do with culture war, did you love the game or not answer the question retard

this board has been seething for years saying that video game journalism is shit because they're giving personal opinions rather than objectively reviewing games.
Now you're furious when they don't give their opinions?
Are you omnimad?

Anon he got caught using SAM multiple times

Proof?

there isnt any
he's a schizo

the only reason this faggot is succseful is because he has his steam profile public for everyone to see how much of an autistic completionist he is. I gladly listen to a guy that actually plays and completes videogames instead of maximilianshill, shillmanlives, shillup

completionist he is

but thats a lie, he openly admit in his vids the 100%in the title is just a marketing at this point

apparently his 2024 goty was indiana jones
I didnt play it since Im kinda not into the "white people bad" or american exceptionalism genre.

You never played veilguard, and I didn't either. But you're reviewing his review as if you played it

yeah, he says it sets himself apart from other reviewers, which it does.
common complaint is that journalists give reviews before they complete games, and he's doing the opposite.
He's only admitted using tools to force unlock achievements when they're bugged and don't work - very common in CRPGs in particular when they first launch, which is his main genre

For a game critic, he's very uncritical of the games he reviews. After veilguard i just cant take him seriously at all

retard

He's only admitted using tools to force unlock achievements when they're bugged and don't work -

When? All the times I've seen when there's been a bugged achievement he just says it's bugged and the cheevo is locked on his steam page.

keep replying to the schizo
im sure his brain is cured and he wont repeat the same comment hundreds of times whenever mort is mentioned on social media where he isnt banned

I enjoy debating the mentally handicapped in an anonymous space, it gives me satisfaction to easily take the intellectual high ground without having to put any effort in

You've said that already

and yet you come here to defend a game you clearly had no interest in

welcome to the hivemind of the mentally challenged whose entire personality is defined by politics

B-but he le 100%d da game

Thats how i found his channel. That wotr guide is pure gold

reminder everyone what aspects of veilguard he enjoyed and what things he should've come down on harder

Cool thanks for your input, mortismal

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

He enjoyed the story and characters. A story that actively shits on the games that came before and characters that are caricature of twitter users.

seething about some shitty youtuber

who cares
Anon Babble - literal who crabbucketting

So why are you in this thread?

has a family

still 100% every game in no time

every video has comments about how amazing it is that he 100% the game already

He’s using an unlocker. All he has to do is play it long enough to understand how to get the achievement, not to actually do it.

it was my predictable formula and minimal meaningful insight post
don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and hit that bell button and i'll see you in the next vidyeopost

Steam Achievements right?
Wouldn't be surprised I've used mods before on steam and suddenly the game has just bombarded me with achievements despite the fact that I was using mods. Steam achievements mean nothing.

I'm not defending the game. It LOOKS like an OK action game with awful dialogue and story. However, neither your nor I have played it.
What I'm criticizing is you're criticizing a reviewer for saying positive things about a game that you haven't played. You walk in ignorance

I lost all respect for this retard when he tried to shill dragon age veilguard. It's clear he just wants free games and has no standards.

Even IGN reviews are more valuable than his sterile summary of game plot and rudimentary talk about mechanics

yea its completely political that it was a absolute dogshit game and rpg.

He's just a genuinely dull (sub 95 IQ) person.

are you angry because he liked that game that everyone else is bringing up anon, it's ok to admit it, it's clearly a safe space

so this is just like those synth threads where the entire thread is just one schizo samefagging right

Lol. His fags barge into every KCD2 thread and talk nonstop about gay sex

like every other game reviewer, he's only good for background noise

Bro why make a thread about him if all you want to do is sit here and suckle his balls. This is one of the most boring review channels that exist. The only thing he has going for him is the fact he has any standards and just reviews any game that exist.

theres certainly more interesting youtube videos out there, but they're unlikely to be more informative about a a game you're planning to buy

I'm not angry, I'm stating an objective, self-evident truth. The man is not bright.

180 hours in troubleshooter

based, disregarding Anon Babbles garbage opinion about this man

You misunderstand, anon. People don't want to see are diatribes on feminisms or which Jew tribe should win over the other Jew tribe in their video game reviews. All reviews are, in and of themselves, opinion pieces regarding the product in question.

Another yes!

Ah so it's fine for there to be opinions in video game reviews, but only if they conform to your own narrow view!
It all makes sense now, I apologise on mortismalgaming's behalf for not containing enough of your alt right dross

seems based to me. better than hating for no reason and just trying to fit in like you.

His "reviews" are essentially dry product descriptions; he makes no attempt whatsoever at critical analysis, evaluation or synthesis. If he was charged with reviewing King Lear (assuming the man can even read) he would probably appraise it as "a sad book about a king" and leave it at that. He probably eats his boogers and still writes in crayon too.

Cope, the future is now old man ->

t. enjoys wasting time watching 30min "review" where at the end you dont even know if game is good because its made by a paid cuck whos too scared to criticize anything and express his own opinion.

Ah so it's fine for there to be opinions in video game reviews, but only if they conform to your own narrow view!

are you retarded or something?

what the fuck? this guy is so lazy he doesn't even spoonfeed me an opinion.
AND he liked Veilguard!
Say no more.

The review is simply a guide for you to make a decision about whether you should buy the game or not.

games themselves arent about informing you how to be a higher level being, they're moment to moment entertainment and really aren't that deep.

only steam games

hmmmmm why would that be

dragon age the veilguard is my game of the year

he doesnt offer his opinion

minimal meaningful insight

more like absolutely fucking no insight whatsoever
he's a white noise youtuber to put on their second monitor except instead of being for zoomers he's for aging millennials

Lol

games themselves arent about informing you how to be a higher level being, they're moment to moment entertainment and really aren't that deep.

fake 100% completion reviews

troon defender

into the trash it goes

e-celeb cock sucking thread

Faggots all of you

because he only plays on PC and the majority of companies just give him steam keys for reviews. he also refuses to ever use a controller no matter what game it is

Mortismal, Critical Drinker, SaltyDKDan, etc, are only popular because of Stockholm syndrome, like most YouTubers who became popular after 2018

all of that is true, and he is still a better reviewer than any salaried games 'journalist' who might try to critically analyze a game.

They're popular because of threads like this where anons bend over backwards to slurp the dick of their favorite faggots.

A game might put you in a situation where you need to consider the best option going forward with difficult moral questions like "should I kill a bunch of people using chain lightning or poison spray"

What do you expect from people reviewing a game.

This is actually probably the only valid critique of his channel in this thread

veilguard WAS good

yeah

Who are you quoting

anon, please stop confirming my bias

honestly the culture war meme where people discuss video games they havent played through the lens of sales minus the overall budget is a bit retarded
like, no other people needs to hear your options build on top of sales data and hearsay

this game sold 3mil but didnt make its budget back, that means TND is upon us!

cool.

The retard who implied that the only reason people thought veilguard was shit because it was comically woke & not also a shit game.