This must have been incomprehensible to non-American players
This must have been incomprehensible to non-American players
That was incomprehensible to anyone else who isn't a nigger
spends 30 minutes of gameplay taunting Franklin
is genuinely incredulous when not invited into Franklin's house
Europeans love black American culture though. They just hate everything else about America.
Americunts can't handle banter
Shocking.
I just thought "it must be a thing niggers do" and kept playing.
It goes to show how terrible and forgettable the entire story of V is when a scene of banter in the first hour of the game is the most memorable moment.
I can only remember this, Trevor killing the GTA IV guy, Michael's boat being stolen and the cringy Jimmy limo ride. Don't even recall how the game ends desu
hey, can I fuck your sister
uhh, no?
fuck you, you little faggot, you're a disgrace, you pussy ass little bitch you're such a fucking los-
I haven't played since launch, but that's how I remember it happening. Lamar may have hit home with his insults, but at the end of the day he was just throwing a tantrum.
this and trevor tripping
it's a pretty ridiculous copypasta lmao, it's obvious the writers spent a lot of time with it
Aren't almost all of those moments also in like the first hour or two of the game? Has any other GTA game had such a fall off after the intro?
I love how they reenacted it in real life with the voice actors
Who was in the wrong here?
I think GTAV is my biggest gaming regret. Its so fucking insanely boring. I played it but only to self justify my purchase and I was glassy eyed npc mode the entire time
To be fair I wouldn't stop an Enderman on a hoverboard stealing either
nee-gaa~
what do you mean?
euros base all their "knowledge" of the US on GTA and the Simpsons
I can't even remember what the fuck happens in the story after Trevor shows up. Like I legitimately can't remember what the fuck they do in the story, like I remember there being several massively underwhelming heists until the final one that actually felt like a big job. I'm pretty sure I've made a mental block because the game was that bad
Reminder that racism isn't allowed outside of Anon Babble
Nothing Lamar said was wrong,
neither are generals yet aitroons have two slots for their "art" slop and pokeshit stream
nah it's kino
that's how everyone "remembers" GTA games
no one can ever describe the story past the first 4 hours because they either never actually played through it and they did and, shocker, they aren't memorable because they all devolve into being betrayed and a fed showing up
what's a yee yee?
Franklin, he's getting cucked and despite the lack of pussy has no time for his homie.
Man, I was so disappointed in the heists. The actual heist was great, but I assumed we'd be doing a lot more of them. Fucking lame. I wanted crime lord empire, not discount HBO garbage.
I'd even be willing to play online to play more of them, but when I played their servers were dogshit and if a player dropped the mission immediately fails. Absolute garbage. How did they make so much money off GTAO when the game is almost unplayable?
Gangland slang for "fucked up"
It's a pejorative for white people, based upon the redneck usage of yee yee as a celebratory exclamation.
Fucking lame. I wanted crime lord empire, not discount HBO garbage.
really accurate way to describe GTAV. It doesnt feel like a crime game, its more like a really mediocre HBO show your normalfag co-workers watch
GTA must be incredibly boring mission wise because I've been watching the cutscenes and listening to the dialogue and I can't imagine how I found it boring my first time playing it
post miko saying it
the start of zoom zoom ebonics
Put me in the game!
Ns
Game is not exactly how I imagined it so its le bad!
Yeah man the Balkans is famed for loving blacks. Retard.
shut up and eat the slop
You're a fag.
the missions are ALL uncreative "drive there" or "shoot people" like it has been since 3.
the difference is that new game mechanics like checkpoints, GPS routes and indestructible cars took the last bit of challenge out of these types of missions, that's why 5 is so boring.
there is even a mission that is literally nothing more than crossing the road on foot. absolute garbage game. 6 will be even worse, of course.
Is it possible that your experience wasn't the only experience?
thats the level of engagement most retards have with things
jannies only ban me personally for racism
go ahead, be racist where ever you want safe with the knowledge that only I will ever be banned for the most innocuous of remarks.
Lamar should've been the protagonist instead of Franklin.
Nah GTA5 stands as the worst story of all time for the franchise. There isn't even a single memorable villain lol what a pile of shit.
The endings except for Trevor's (because it makes no sense to even do it in the first place) are pretty good but otherwise yeah
I vaguely remember a mission where you catch someone fucking outside but im not even sure if it's in V.
fpbp
Franklin didn't invite Lamar in because he's a weirdo around his aunt.
I'm constantly hearing a rumor that it was initially planned for Lamar to take over Franklin's place after the cut final mission where he died, kinda like Red Dead with Jack.
gta 6 better have those hoverboards
/thread
He hittin' dat
That's what the subtitles are for you illiterate homo.
He's too insane to be a lead, he's basically Trevor 2.0. Franklin was the straight man.
youtu.be
the entire first act of San Andreas was this dialed to 11 and i don't remember anyone complaining.
She's great.
because being a contrarian faggot wasnt as popular then
Reminder that the entire franchise is Brits taking the piss out of American culture.
other countries have problems of their own
subhuman iq can comprehend perfectly
somehow people of higher iq cannot
anon I hate to break this to you
Japanese vtubers understood it comprehensively.
ニッガ~
true, but they don't love anything in the balkans besides stealing and only fools and horses (for some reason).
Look him in the eye and see what happens
The Jaimaicans in 4 were wose (Niko didn't understand shit either)
single-handedly spawns Anon Babble
I could tell you beat for beat what happens in San Andreas storywise, and the broad strokes of what happens in GTA IV. I've played through GTA V three times and even while I was playing I couldn't tell you what the story was. There so little context for everything. You drive to a mission marker and all the other playable characters are there and they all shit on each other for a while, a meanie shows up and tells them to go kill some people in a helicopter or break into a building and steal info or whatever and then I guess that guy is now the main antagonist? I don't even remember when or why he appears in the story.
Intelligent people are often baffled by the choices retards make.
NiiggaaAAaaAAaa ~
vtubing was spawned when a madlad on Anon Babble figured out he could record himself jacking off and have Live2D transcribe his goonface onto a cute anime girl
Lamar is such a bitch. All he does is give Franklin shit, everything he does backfires, he goes 0 to a million for no reason and needs to get saved by Franklin multiple times after which he still gives him shit. Fuck him.
me neither. they are basically well made games with shit stories
That's what he said, non-American players
Why was gta V so bad
i remember the eye twitch like it was yesterday.
Lamars actor was arrested while working on it so they cut his planned playable character
I genuinely had no idea what he was saying.
Isn't America the place that worships at the feet of niggerdom?
The game wastes time on filler that goes nowhere and leads to nothing. 80% of Trevor's shit could be cut without having to rework the games story. Seriously the amount of time spent on super memorable characters like cousin Floyd and Debra is unreal
Let's hope it has extremely specific things from the last couple of years to make it extremely dated in a month or two after release
Trevor has a Microsoft cell phone
This was me with Fallout 4. Most boring game I forced myself to sit through for 100 hours to feel like I was getting something out of the hype and money spent.
I'm pretty sure there's mods to play them singleplayer
It's a shame in the GTA online follow up, Lamar never Marrys or at least knocks up Franklins aunt, If only cause it would be hilarious if Lamar insisted Franklin call him uncle.
anime girl say the n-word
become popular
swedish man say the n-word
"nazi! racist!"
It's not fair.
For me, the most memorable line / moment is "Fuck you Michael! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"
And I'm at a point where I don't even remember if Trevor actually says "Michael" at the start of that.
...blacks have been calling eachother nigga/er far before gta 5 came out anon
Aren't all GTA games "Let's be bad until FBI gets us and now we have to do quests for the FBI until the end of the game"?
Stories of gta games have been horrific and boring since gta 4.
Any educated person, really.
So non-americans.
After reading through nearly a hundred comments there really are some unimaginative miserable fucks out there that say gta is a bad game
These same people would rather pay for content as opposed to the free shit we have been given in GTA:O over a decades time
He did get accepted by Japan though, so it worked in his favour in the long run
If theres one youtuber I'll forever be envious of, its him. Guy has the perfect life.
I'm replaying the game now. Mike just pulled hispanic mobsters house down cuz tennis man was banging his wife.
So I've noticed the new cope from Rockstar cultists is something along the lines of...
all gtas were like this
Let's not forgot how batshit insane they were years ago when they were defending it. They can't exactly do that now, but they are deflecting.
dude is fucking hookers daily but mad when his wife also cheats. subzero IQ logic.
Yeah, gta games never had a good story. Sorry that you found out this way. People like it because of the gameplay, you mongoloid
Swedish good looks
Millionaire from playing vidya (retired)
Exploring the Japanese countryside while raising his children with his sexy Italian tradwife
I can't even be mad at him out of jealousy, I'm just so happy for him.
Nobody had an issue with vice city, sam Andreas, or 4. 5niggers are the ones deflecting. It sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. The gameplay is the worst aspect of these games btw. What you're referring to is the open world.
Isn't America the place that worships at the feet of niggerdom?
You're thinking of Arabs.
He did get accepted by Japan though
In your dreams maybe. Regular Japanese people don't like foreigners. Doesn't matter if you're rich or famous
I'm not mad at all.
I'd do the exact same thing in his shoes. Very happy for him.
I'm just envious that I'm not doing the exact same thing myself.
Kind of crazy that I used to find his early videos when he was blowing up very annoying.
And one video where he just read hate comments came by me, and had me laughing and turned me into a fan. I guess it was around the time he stopped just screaming at horror games and happy wheels though. Still be crazy to watch him and his channel evolve over the years though.
You're clearly mad as fuck and a tendie. Kill yourself.
This explains a lot actually.
What do you remember about Grand Theft Auto iv?
This exact reason is why I'm extremely confused why people got hyped out of their minds over GTA vi trailers. People are going to be shitting their pants over a story they won't remember 99% of besides one meme moment
"NICO! MY COUSIN! WANT TO SEE BEEEG AMERICAN TITTIES?! LETS GO BOWLING!"
Thats about it.
Not that anon, but I never finished the story in either of those games.
Thats literally the inciting moment of the plot. The whole game hinges on that moment. You can blame the whole story on Amanda and the tennis coach
uuuuuhh going to Cluckin' Bell with Jacob?
Get drunk and go bowling
You rob a bank and it's the only memorable mission
Regular Japanese people don't like foreigners.
Regular Japanese people like foreigners when they are respectful and how shown a clear effort in learning their language; e.i. not niggers or fats
Makes sense, black men largely don't let women who aren't their mother walk all over them like most of the other races do.
Thats cause they take their frustrations from having no dad or mom on their sistas
anime tranny needs to be different
tons of people love the story to rockstar games, GTA5 is no different.
get mission
3 miles away
drive 3 miles
mission ends
next mission 3 miles away
Holy shit the driving in this game gets tedious as fuck. 12 miles is the whole map. Fucking half the time youre doing a half map commute just for a mission
use the taxis then. I like driving, that's a core part of the game. it's very well done and you can always get better at it.
You can only get Michael's whole arc once you've reached a certain age and only if you don't have autism
true. we don't get enough flawed characters like that
It was. Then Shiloh happened. BTW I'm actually the guy that wrote the original "Americans worship niggers" pasta.
I sure don't they fucking ruined max payne and I will never forgive them
I only every enjoyed gta 1 and 3 (that was the only one I beat)
When you're not autistic, you can glean meaning through social context cues. You don't have to know exactly what the words mean, in order to know how they were meant when he used them.
However, if you're not autistic and still confused, it's probably because you're racist, and simply don't want to understand.
Nah max payne 3 is excellent brother
Loved GTA V story.
As a game yes
As a followup to Max Payne and the Sam Lake written story?
No.
It's a skin suit trying to mimic the prose of a much more talented author they get so many things wrong it's hilarious. The first time I played it I really liked it. Then I went back and replayed the old game and then MP3 and there are alot of glaring problems. They misunderstood Max. I'm also not even that guy up there.
i'm polish and u just get that grind that nobody else gets know what i mean
they call us niggers of europe yet we be white yo', we know what it is to be but to pretend not to feel
I still don't understand it.
Man makes bad decisions, has a dogshit family in which he absolutely failed to instill any discipline into, he retreats from existence into stupid schlocky gangster movies made by kikes, he adopts a surrogate black son and tries to teach him how to be the man his biological son could never be, his biological son and daughter mind you that look absolutely nothing like him which I think is an implication that they aren't even his kids because he is a cuck in game.
I think only a fundamentally mindbroken gen Xer who lived that could relate to something like that. It's like a loser chasing the dream of an imagined masculinity whilst ignoring trying to do anything that is actually in his real life power to fix his situation.
chick who turns on you
bowling
irish bank heist + family
part near the end where you're shown about the 'betrayal' or whatever
uhhhh the boardwalk and grabbing a hotdog there
Eddie
doing the jamican video-shoot segments
shockingly a decent amount, considering i haven't replayed it in years.
More proof that Hitler was right.
fair enough. the prose was never really why I loved the games, just a "well written enough" revenge plot with great combat. I didn't mind the writing in 3 but it's been a while since I played the first 2.
what did they fuck up about it, generally speaking?
All of this sounds more like your personal hangups and fears being projected onto the character. Obsession with getting cucked etc when they're no indication whatsoever, the racial angle with Franklin etc. Just standard chud talking points. Everything is just MK ultra programming for demoralization etc. Obviously when you are unable to view any story from a fresh point of view you will never really get anything out of it unless it conforms to or confirms your preexisting notions.
that slow turn as he looks at his pursuers and then turns back
audible kek.
Then Shiloh happened
huh?
So why are people excited about VI again?
Slink should have been the black protag instead of whoever voiced Franklin. also black jesus is criminally underrated.
Personally, I'm not. But normalfags love it.
I think the games are fun, but not something im gonna shit my pants over and buy day 1.
HOLY based.
what did they fuck up about it, generally speaking?
It's not just the poetry and prose they also mess up Max's motivations and his internal idiosyncrasies. Max isn't angry at societal injustice he's miserable and wants to die because he's lonely and fucked up his own life. MP3 is like a game where he's just looking for things to be angry about I don't think that fits into his character. Also Max in 1 and 2 was really self aware, a shit talker, a wisecracker, etc. in 3 he kind of just comes off as an out of touch boomer that knows it he can no longer crack wise.
describes the character
bro those are your personal hangups
They aren't I don't have any of the problems this guy has. I don't have ungrateful spoiled kids running roughshod over me and a nagging hag wife that openly flaunts her indiscretions.
Also when I was a kid I didn't have a father like Michael. My entire family never made fun of and disrespected their own father the way it's portrayed in that game unless we doing it in jest. Nobody would of dared to do something like that in my household.
Also one thing that really bothered me in that game was when he thought rubbing shoulders with hollywood industry clowns was like some ascended path. "I can finally put my name on something, something I can be proud of" all of this shit whilst his son and daughter just exist as if they never mattered to him. I think this was done on purpose to bash Michael as a human being. It seemed to me to be a critique on modern american families. Michael is not a person to relate to he's a person you should avoid. The only thing he was proud of was his movie.
tranime posters
kys faggot
tranime
gaslighting & projection
2020 tourist
Literal subhuman
>swedish man say the n-word
becomes the single most popular youtuber on the planet before retiring with his wife and child
Fix'd
That's not true. I would worship the feet of a black queen but that's because I have jungle fever and a foot fetish.
tranime
human
Pick one faggot.
Pick one faggot.
I suppose you'll do.