Less than 2 weeks

didn't get a new fire emblem on release

sigh. at least the new dk design is hot

I want to play their game

It's going to be a Mario Kart machine for me for a while.

didn't get a new fire emblem

good

Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover Switch 2 version would unironically destroy the fabric of reality. Imagine Joy-Con compatibility with slumber party minigames, gyro-controlled dream diving, and HD rumble when he whispers forbidden crab lore in your ear. GOTY every year until civilization collapses.

I will not give nintendo for pushing the entire industry to increase prices

NO ONE CARES BECAUSE NO ONE CAN FUCKING BUY ONE

This is the only game worth playing on Switch2. Im not sure if ill buy the system just to play it or wait a bit until more games come out. I have zero interest in Mario Kart and I have a Switch for the other releases.

so theres literally nothing going for the system but mario kart?
the switch 1 had BOTW at least

captcha: GAYAP

shitty dk game using botw asset flips

Kek I feel bad for tendies

Snoys, Gamecubesnoys, and PCfaggots are in for the biggest assfucking of their lives with the Switch 2.

I'm calling it now.

Gamecubesnoys

what level of schizophrenia are we on now

tablet

You're clearly a snoy yourself.

Did you guys get the GameCube controller? I hope it ships in time to arrive on or around launch day. I'm taking a long weekend when it comes out

Gamecube faggots have always been snoys.

DUDE MELEE IS THE BEST SMASH XD NINTENDO DIED AFTER IWATA

I'm glad Switch's success mindbroke them so hard.

So what's the killer app this time?

the best console

schizophrenia

Do you snoys even know what that word means?

exactly 1 minute apart

samefag harder retard

I have a bad feeling it's gonna be shit and that Nintendo may have mislead people a bit but I'm in too deep now so I just have to ride with it. Hearing shit like

handheld mode won't be any better than the Switch 1

most system resources allocated for game chat

i can't fucking wait for the crispy 25fps 360p gameplay nintendobros
gonna call in sick and buy a trip to jamaica for my wife for 4 weeks

only one person hates snoys and cubies

You're delusional, Eric.

shitty ports of games that are already released

Couldn't preorder

Is there any hope for stealing one at a midnight launch?
I assume I have no chance unless I get their eight hours before they open

why no mention of xbox?

Next gen patches of last gen games. not even joking. It's what I will play on Switch2 until there's a Switch2 game worth playing.

Runs better than any Gamecube or snoy game.

Why would you play Cyberpunk on this?

I got my pre order in midnight

Let’s be real, Mario is the best choice.

asks a retarded question

it gets answered by two anons

proceeds to keep seething because he realizes he fits the description perfectly

So who is the schizo that calls everyone Snoy. Is it also this Eric character false flagging.

Eric trying to dilute "Eric" after people call him out for his Gamecube fanboyism

You aren't fooling anyone, Eric.

enters nintendo thread

80% of the posts are from one guy

I wonder what he's seething about this time

Ermm, acshuelly that is their holiday lineup, not their launch lineup, whose games aren't even listed.

It's cubesnoys doing their usual shit (probably discord) where they have to force their fanboyism into any Switch thread because the latter will always be more successful than the gamecube.

Regardless of how much you force this, it's not going to stick.

Their next 3D Zelda, Mario and Smash better be blessings descended straight from heaven that make me jizz uncontrollably the moment I turn on the system. Because there's no way I'll support $80 games coming from a slightly better tablet.

Ridge Racer

Timesplitters

Armored Core

SSX

Midnight Club

This is a good lineup, actually.

710614649
Annnd here he is.

None of those games are even announced yet.

Don't try to start wars that you don't have the ammo for

Nice lineup of 3rd party exclusives even here.

samefag

there's no way I'll support $80 games

Nintendo never wanted your money, snoy. And they'll be perfectly fine without it.

Famitsufags are fucking insane. They're also very easy to spot outside their threads.

samefag

Sometimes I just want to know how many of these posts are all made by the same guy

Famitsu seething out of nowhere

Hi, Eric.

Those are the only ones worth having in any Nintendo system.
There can be neat surprises here and there, but most of their stuff is overpriced shovelware.

OoTsnoys didn't catch on. Cubesnoys isn't either.
Kill yourself

it'd be harder to tell if he made any attempt at hiding it

You first, Eric.

Yeah I'm not getting one till they release the OLED version

overpriced shovelware

You genuinely do not know what that term means.

that explains it, I don't visit salesfag threads

I'm hoping they realise that sony and other publishers already ran into the problem of lower sales for many games at 70 and that 80 will only be accepted for a few game. The next 3D Mario won't be 80 I think anyway because it'll be priced like DK Bananza.
C'mon dude your posting style is so obvious. Who else says gamecubesnoy or Ootsnoy?

The only one that seethes that "OoTsnoys" is you, ACfag. Probably because you're the definition of one.

snoy replying to itself

The only people who get called cubesnoys are cubies that try to derail and seethe in Switch threads.

the same retard

Xbox actually had good games so it doesn't appeal to retards

Unironically, I didn't know that. Haven't cared about buying Nintendo games since the Wii U sucked ass (yes, I know I fucked up buying something that was obviously bad, but I unironically just trusted Nintendo since my time with the Wii and Gamecube had been great), and I'm still mad about them censoring Fates.

I will never not be mad. I also want to give Corrin a foot massage, getting my thumbs right in there as she buries her face into the pillow, groaning loudly. Hope it bombs, but I really don't know if it will or not, as the past couple years have been full of weird shit that I didn't see coming.

How did Fromsoft have THREE different launch titles? That's kinda nuts.

I'm thankful for the haters
Seeing them suffer so hard makes my joy even greater

the same autist has been spamming in any thread that's even 0.0001% critical for Nintendo for half a decade now

What is his endgame? Will he still be posting "Erictranny" and "___snoy" when he's in the hospital on his deathbed?

this is the first mention of the steam deck itt

and I'm still mad about them censoring Fates

If for whatever reason I'm famous or am able to speak to a large public audience one day I've always dreamt of talking about the Treehouse censorship and hypocrisy and how they hate Japan. That and Sony and Nintendo cancelling games that were fully rated and ok to release worldwide.

Case in point

It is forced by a snoy who lost his mind being called a snoy. He alone spams it with some another occasional shitposter jumping in. The whole Melee thing is just the most ridiculous excuse and trying to insist there is some "fight" between Melee and Ult fans which simply doesn't exist in Smash comp scenes anymore. Same with whole Iwata thing.
See, to snoys PS1/PS2 era Sony was embarrassing and only thing snoys care about them is how many consoles they sold, not the games. Whenever you hear snoy talking about either console it's the sales number and the fact they bear N64 and GC. So snoys thinks it's normal reaction to dislike older consoles because old Sony fans don't like nu-Sony at all. So our resident autistic spammer snoy thinks Nintendo fans who grew up with older Nintendo consoles HATES new Nintendo consoles because old Sony fans have few chosen words about current Sony's decisions; Japan Studio, Psygnosis, and general focus just on western games would be the most obvious ones.

Snoys likes graphics and console sales more than video games.

You can't heal consolewarrior brain, it's a terminal condition.

Tesla isnt a real car, real cars run on petrol.

it's worse than that
if you're a nintendo fan who is critical of switch then you're a snoy

he's still seething and samefagging after being called a Cubesnoy literally once

The Nintendo Switch has been the biggest prolonged assfucking your kind has ever recieved.

Here's to another 8 years of it starting in 2 weeks from now.

don't act like deck shills haven't been working overtime on damage control since the very second the switch 2 got announced

Fastfood slop good

Biking bad, cybertruck good

Very Right-Wing American picture. Silly people.

I thought you were complaining about snoys

He's probably gonna say they're the same or they're all attacking at once.

Snoys are deckshills. Who the fuck did you think were pedaling it years ago?

I am not crazy! I know the Switch 2’s PS5 Pro level! I knew it was next-gen! One after the Metroid Prime 4 reveal! As if I could ever swallow that PS4 nonsense. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. They – they covered their tracks, they got those shills at Digital Foundry to lie for Sony! You think this is something? You think this is fair? This? This conspiracy? They’ve done worse. That Cyberpunk 2077 footage! Are you telling me a handheld just runs that at 360p like a PS4? No! It’s PS5 Pro! Nintendo perfected it! They nailed ray-tracing with DLSS 3! And I believed in them! And I always will. I trusted their T239 chip leaks for years! What was I thinking? The DF shills will never confess it. They’ll never confess it! Ever since the Switch 1, always the same! Couldn’t stand Nintendo’s brilliance! But not our Digital Foundry shills! Couldn’t be our precious Sony shills! Switch 2 outclassing their precious PS5! And they get to analyze it!? What a sick joke! I should’ve exposed their bias when I had the chance! And you – you have to expose them! You-

This guy is just baiting for laughs (you can tell by the cybertruck) but the other guy who posts the same shit in every thread is genuinely autistic and in any sane society would be sent to a forced labor camp.

The Xbox doesn't exist.

lmao
also

pedaling

illiterate motherfucker kek

opinions on Nintendo are generally more commonly negative now

change sides and lash out at anyone with a remotely negative opinion of Nintendo calling them snoys

Is that the game now

points out that snoys and deckshills are the same flavor of filth in advance

for some reason, acts smug when someone proceeds to point it out

now

This dude has been spamming in BotW threads for YEARS.

>opinions on Nintendo are generally more commonly negative now

Snoy delusion is something else

When is new smash game

I know it's sold out in Burgerland and probably Ramenland, but I got an email today that was telling me I could still pre-order it for launch. Every major retailer looks like it has stock.
I've been going and forth about buying one, but there's just nothing there that screams that I need it on launch day. I might just wait for the first revision and let everyone else beta test it.

Is there a scientific explanation as to why gamecube fags because outed as snoys spurs them into a meltdown? These retards need to be studied

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

Concord.
Marathon.

There are Deck owners who are cool. Majority of them are.
There are snoys who use Deck as another "alliance between Sony and PC" etc. Whenever you see attack on Switch by "Deck owners", usually any criticism towards Sony makes them lash out hard.
It's all just bad circus.

In general it is always most extreme falseflagging with snoys.

drecktroons have been having a meltdown since the switch 2 got announced
have you missed all their posts saying the deck was more powerful, and then losing their mind once cyberpunk footage released proving that the game runs significantly better on the switch 2?

inb4 a certain crybaby pops in

Tendie threads are a fucking cesspool good lord, at this point just give them their own board like the pokemon fags so normal people can be spared from this mentally ill nonsense

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And this is the more fun one: arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/635341884/#635346797

"I pretend to be a bootlicker on Anon Babble for fun but irl I pirate almost everything, from games, books, movies and music."

Snoy threads are a fucking cesspool good lord, at this point just give them their own board like the pokemon fags so normal people can be spared from this mentally ill nonsense

ftfy

Fuck Nintendo

nnnn-no u-u!

Pathetic.

need a special new SD card for the Switch 2.

Only available in 256 GB, all taken by scalpers probably.

At least it seems you can use the original Switch Pro Contoller on Switch 2 games, that saves about 100 bucks

sd express is the new standard
over time more people will be adopting it so more companies will make multiple options and reduce costs

probably wont do as well as switch 1 unless they get something like a new animal crossing or smash out asap

Is this the new cope? Pretending it doesn't exist?

What would be the point of a full tendie board if you're all just going to go there to make seethe threads anyways?

Lol he went from "Hype is so underwhelming" to "There's no hype" to "I forgot it exists"

because xbox is dead

next gen patches for current games.

t. bought a bunch of first party shit on clearance for $10

WHERE IS SHE?

It's hilarious

Anti-Eric guy ruined all Nintendo threads. He is mentally ill since I recall him asking to raid anyone critical of TOTK on some alt chan site and asking him to use the same terminologies he does

xe needs to dig into 2001 to make his brand look good

holy lol

i posted that pic and modren sony is irredeemable shit
doesnt make the switch 2 launch any less pathetic

kek

youtu.be/NZGcyEPnlhg?si=GSkOJfToEax9_a8u&t=1683

t. Poopdickschizo

There really are just that many mentally ill faggots who have made it their life's mission to ruin all discussion about specific things, and it only got easier for them with things like the fucking proxy sites

mfw didn't pre-order instead option to get it in the store at launch

Just how jam packed/difficult will it be to buy one?

I don't even care about nintendos 1st party games I'm here for the ports always dreamed of playing elden ring or VII remake on the go

Aww... Nonny never replied to this~

Oh my God she is so attractive

Switch 2 gets announced

Nintendo is revealed to be Satan incarnate, Doug Bowser is a DEI lover price hikes galore and fans protest

Fast forward a few weeks later everyone's got the Switch preordered

Tendies are pathetic

I'm glad I got one through Best Buy because Nintendo never even emailed me an invite, the fuckers

Why is it that these threads never discuss the games themselves? It's always a pathetic menagerie of porn or console wars.

past 20 metroid threads were just BBC jumanji porn dumps

literally have a splatoon thread up right now celebrating it as a perfect masterpiece, claiming that only snoys would hate the P2P and restrictive online

thread up worshipping Sakurai and Smash Brothers as perfect

famitsu threads always worship nintendo and nothing else, no discussion of the industry whatsoever

zelda threads are always the same group of people spamming metacritic scores and sales as if they mattered

every other thread unironically worships Cyberpunk, but only the switch version, and accuses all critics of being "deckfags"

hi acfag

your best bet is to show up several hours before the store of your choosing opens that day if they're not doing midnight releases

shitty dk game using botw asset flips

What fucking bullshit nonsense am I reading now?

i'm gonna wait until september or even christmas to buy it. literally no games

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710589886/

"""""gameplay discussion""""""

Why is it that these threads never discuss the games themselves?

It just sounds like you're starting console war bullshit yourself. Because every one of these threads has people talking about what they're looking forward to and what they want to see.

I'm jazzed for Mario Kart World, Metroid Prime 4, Donkey Kong and Fast Fusion. But I'm also looking forward to the system itself.

Unlike my PS5 and Xbox, which just disappear into the background of my TV set up, the Switch is an actual piece of hardware that I'm constantly in touch with - picking it up, taking it around the house, then docking it again. I have a bigger connection with my Switch, both literally and philosophically, than I do with my other consoles.

posts completely unrelated mock gooner threads

I can't wait to own nothing and be happy!

Snoys on suicide watch!!!

you won't actually own a Switch 2

He's pretending that it doesn't exist

DK and Metroid Prime 4

Because every one of these threads has people talking about what they're looking forward to

Then show me the metroid discussion hereDamn liar.

metroid is a switch 1 game...

Mario Kart World

You were in one them just a few days ago, flipping your shit about 'cinematic cutscenes'.

metroid is a switch 1 game

The cope has started.

just ignore acfag no point in arguing with him

And in your eyes, that justifies 20 years of porn spam and console wars?

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is an upcoming action-adventure game developed by Retro Studios and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2.

zero hype. console launches used to be huge events

Pro Controller Deux chads check in.

well they used to have games too

I'll wait for some special edition controller with a cool design

how do you know you were 10 when the Switch 1 released

Nobody cares
Literally
Nobody cares

Except the console warriors, but they're not gonna talk about the games anyway. At best they'll just be used as fodder to spam in famitsu threads.

Couldn't preorder but I'm going to assume it'll be like the Wii U launch. Sold out everywhere and impossible to find week 1, but then suddenly available in every store by week 2.

but then suddenly available in every store by week 2

for a whole minute before it's sold out again

Nintendo seem to be delivering constant restocks every few weeks. It's not going to be like PS5 or Xbox which were hit hard with chip shortages during covid. Scalpers will end up out of pocket.

Correct.
Here in rich part of europe, we got like daily restocks

Honestly not sure if its worth upgrading from the Switch 1 pro controller yet, I have to see some impressions once the thing is out before I decide to get one.

I already have a switch for the kids, I'm good thanks.

*blocks your path*

did anyone else immediately recognize the original from this?

I have the GameCybe controller preordered too.

I'll wait for the d pad reviews

The back buttons are a nice addition. Apparently the sticks feel amazing too.

Can't wait to play Mario Kart World. We'll have comfy Friday night tournaments on Anon Babble

most system resources allocated for game chat

what?

I honestly have no issue with porn threads or obvious bait threads, but this sort of shit the whole eric or abib (not so much nowadays) stuff really ruins threads.

0% reason to get one since I already have the Switch one and from reviews the improvements seem minimal.

I've gotten my pre-order with the base console only.
I also plan on getting Yakuza Zero DC on release, a game I wanted to replay lately but I've expected it to come on the first Switch after the Kiwami 1 port. Probably Shine Post too if the japanese user reviews are describing it as a decent/good.

It's over for xbros, for the better, must feel good being free of the purgatory known as the console wars

What new games are actually coming with this thing on launch?
Im not about to spend XXX amount of dollars to buy a system just for the chance to run some games at decent framerates/resolution based on the devs whims
Think I am just going to wait for some more interesting games to be announced. MP4 is the only one I am interested in and that is coming to base switch anyway

You could get the switch fire emblem games you wanted to play but missed out on while you wait for new releases if you don't have a Switch yet? 3 Houses is a goated. Wasn't Switch 2 backwards compatible with physical games from Switch?

IM SO FUCKING HYPED

Console isn't even out yet

Even the haters are in love with it

ngl Nintendo fucking WON

youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4