Less than 2 weeks

less than 2 weeks

what the fuck

less than 2 weeks before snoys get their ꜱoyguzzlng assholes gaped by a tablet for a second time

lol
Forgot that exists. Nobody cares.

what games are releasing with it

ONE game

grim

can't wait for Nintendo's underclocked tablet

for mario kart world
real switch 2 games start next year

the hype is overwhelming

my balls would explode with awesomeness if we get crab nicholson extreme sleepover for Switch 2

didn't get the invite

i don't wanna take my chances with going store hopping considering how far apart these stores are from each other over here i'm just gonna try and order one instead i think only gamestop was doing online orders on midnight

didn't get a new fire emblem on release

sigh. at least the new dk design is hot

I want to play their game

It's going to be a Mario Kart machine for me for a while.

didn't get a new fire emblem

good

Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover Switch 2 version would unironically destroy the fabric of reality. Imagine Joy-Con compatibility with slumber party minigames, gyro-controlled dream diving, and HD rumble when he whispers forbidden crab lore in your ear. GOTY every year until civilization collapses.

I will not give nintendo for pushing the entire industry to increase prices

NO ONE CARES BECAUSE NO ONE CAN FUCKING BUY ONE

This is the only game worth playing on Switch2. Im not sure if ill buy the system just to play it or wait a bit until more games come out. I have zero interest in Mario Kart and I have a Switch for the other releases.

so theres literally nothing going for the system but mario kart?
the switch 1 had BOTW at least

captcha: GAYAP

shitty dk game using botw asset flips

Kek I feel bad for tendies

Snoys, Gamecubesnoys, and PCfaggots are in for the biggest assfucking of their lives with the Switch 2.

I'm calling it now.

Gamecubesnoys

what level of schizophrenia are we on now

tablet

You're clearly a snoy yourself.

Did you guys get the GameCube controller? I hope it ships in time to arrive on or around launch day. I'm taking a long weekend when it comes out

Gamecube faggots have always been snoys.

DUDE MELEE IS THE BEST SMASH XD NINTENDO DIED AFTER IWATA

I'm glad Switch's success mindbroke them so hard.

So what's the killer app this time?

the best console

schizophrenia

Do you snoys even know what that word means?

exactly 1 minute apart

samefag harder retard

I have a bad feeling it's gonna be shit and that Nintendo may have mislead people a bit but I'm in too deep now so I just have to ride with it. Hearing shit like

handheld mode won't be any better than the Switch 1

most system resources allocated for game chat

i can't fucking wait for the crispy 25fps 360p gameplay nintendobros
gonna call in sick and buy a trip to jamaica for my wife for 4 weeks

only one person hates snoys and cubies

You're delusional, Eric.

shitty ports of games that are already released

Couldn't preorder

Is there any hope for stealing one at a midnight launch?
I assume I have no chance unless I get their eight hours before they open

why no mention of xbox?

Next gen patches of last gen games. not even joking. It's what I will play on Switch2 until there's a Switch2 game worth playing.

Runs better than any Gamecube or snoy game.

Why would you play Cyberpunk on this?

I got my pre order in midnight

Let’s be real, Mario is the best choice.

asks a retarded question

it gets answered by two anons

proceeds to keep seething because he realizes he fits the description perfectly

So who is the schizo that calls everyone Snoy. Is it also this Eric character false flagging.

Eric trying to dilute "Eric" after people call him out for his Gamecube fanboyism

You aren't fooling anyone, Eric.

enters nintendo thread

80% of the posts are from one guy

I wonder what he's seething about this time

Ermm, acshuelly that is their holiday lineup, not their launch lineup, whose games aren't even listed.

It's cubesnoys doing their usual shit (probably discord) where they have to force their fanboyism into any Switch thread because the latter will always be more successful than the gamecube.

Regardless of how much you force this, it's not going to stick.

Their next 3D Zelda, Mario and Smash better be blessings descended straight from heaven that make me jizz uncontrollably the moment I turn on the system. Because there's no way I'll support $80 games coming from a slightly better tablet.

Ridge Racer

Timesplitters

Armored Core

SSX

Midnight Club

This is a good lineup, actually.

710614649
Annnd here he is.

None of those games are even announced yet.

Don't try to start wars that you don't have the ammo for

Nice lineup of 3rd party exclusives even here.

samefag

there's no way I'll support $80 games

Nintendo never wanted your money, snoy. And they'll be perfectly fine without it.

Famitsufags are fucking insane. They're also very easy to spot outside their threads.

samefag

Sometimes I just want to know how many of these posts are all made by the same guy

Famitsu seething out of nowhere

Hi, Eric.

Those are the only ones worth having in any Nintendo system.
There can be neat surprises here and there, but most of their stuff is overpriced shovelware.

OoTsnoys didn't catch on. Cubesnoys isn't either.
Kill yourself

it'd be harder to tell if he made any attempt at hiding it

You first, Eric.

Yeah I'm not getting one till they release the OLED version

overpriced shovelware

You genuinely do not know what that term means.

that explains it, I don't visit salesfag threads

I'm hoping they realise that sony and other publishers already ran into the problem of lower sales for many games at 70 and that 80 will only be accepted for a few game. The next 3D Mario won't be 80 I think anyway because it'll be priced like DK Bananza.
C'mon dude your posting style is so obvious. Who else says gamecubesnoy or Ootsnoy?

The only one that seethes that "OoTsnoys" is you, ACfag. Probably because you're the definition of one.

snoy replying to itself

The only people who get called cubesnoys are cubies that try to derail and seethe in Switch threads.

the same retard

Xbox actually had good games so it doesn't appeal to retards

Unironically, I didn't know that. Haven't cared about buying Nintendo games since the Wii U sucked ass (yes, I know I fucked up buying something that was obviously bad, but I unironically just trusted Nintendo since my time with the Wii and Gamecube had been great), and I'm still mad about them censoring Fates.

I will never not be mad. I also want to give Corrin a foot massage, getting my thumbs right in there as she buries her face into the pillow, groaning loudly. Hope it bombs, but I really don't know if it will or not, as the past couple years have been full of weird shit that I didn't see coming.

How did Fromsoft have THREE different launch titles? That's kinda nuts.

I'm thankful for the haters
Seeing them suffer so hard makes my joy even greater

the same autist has been spamming in any thread that's even 0.0001% critical for Nintendo for half a decade now

What is his endgame? Will he still be posting "Erictranny" and "___snoy" when he's in the hospital on his deathbed?

this is the first mention of the steam deck itt

and I'm still mad about them censoring Fates

If for whatever reason I'm famous or am able to speak to a large public audience one day I've always dreamt of talking about the Treehouse censorship and hypocrisy and how they hate Japan. That and Sony and Nintendo cancelling games that were fully rated and ok to release worldwide.

Case in point

It is forced by a snoy who lost his mind being called a snoy. He alone spams it with some another occasional shitposter jumping in. The whole Melee thing is just the most ridiculous excuse and trying to insist there is some "fight" between Melee and Ult fans which simply doesn't exist in Smash comp scenes anymore. Same with whole Iwata thing.
See, to snoys PS1/PS2 era Sony was embarrassing and only thing snoys care about them is how many consoles they sold, not the games. Whenever you hear snoy talking about either console it's the sales number and the fact they bear N64 and GC. So snoys thinks it's normal reaction to dislike older consoles because old Sony fans don't like nu-Sony at all. So our resident autistic spammer snoy thinks Nintendo fans who grew up with older Nintendo consoles HATES new Nintendo consoles because old Sony fans have few chosen words about current Sony's decisions; Japan Studio, Psygnosis, and general focus just on western games would be the most obvious ones.

Snoys likes graphics and console sales more than video games.

You can't heal consolewarrior brain, it's a terminal condition.

Tesla isnt a real car, real cars run on petrol.

it's worse than that
if you're a nintendo fan who is critical of switch then you're a snoy

he's still seething and samefagging after being called a Cubesnoy literally once

The Nintendo Switch has been the biggest prolonged assfucking your kind has ever recieved.

Here's to another 8 years of it starting in 2 weeks from now.

don't act like deck shills haven't been working overtime on damage control since the very second the switch 2 got announced

Fastfood slop good

Biking bad, cybertruck good

Very Right-Wing American picture. Silly people.

I thought you were complaining about snoys

He's probably gonna say they're the same or they're all attacking at once.

Snoys are deckshills. Who the fuck did you think were pedaling it years ago?

I am not crazy! I know the Switch 2’s PS5 Pro level! I knew it was next-gen! One after the Metroid Prime 4 reveal! As if I could ever swallow that PS4 nonsense. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. They – they covered their tracks, they got those shills at Digital Foundry to lie for Sony! You think this is something? You think this is fair? This? This conspiracy? They’ve done worse. That Cyberpunk 2077 footage! Are you telling me a handheld just runs that at 360p like a PS4? No! It’s PS5 Pro! Nintendo perfected it! They nailed ray-tracing with DLSS 3! And I believed in them! And I always will. I trusted their T239 chip leaks for years! What was I thinking? The DF shills will never confess it. They’ll never confess it! Ever since the Switch 1, always the same! Couldn’t stand Nintendo’s brilliance! But not our Digital Foundry shills! Couldn’t be our precious Sony shills! Switch 2 outclassing their precious PS5! And they get to analyze it!? What a sick joke! I should’ve exposed their bias when I had the chance! And you – you have to expose them! You-

This guy is just baiting for laughs (you can tell by the cybertruck) but the other guy who posts the same shit in every thread is genuinely autistic and in any sane society would be sent to a forced labor camp.

The Xbox doesn't exist.

lmao
also

pedaling

illiterate motherfucker kek

opinions on Nintendo are generally more commonly negative now

change sides and lash out at anyone with a remotely negative opinion of Nintendo calling them snoys

Is that the game now

points out that snoys and deckshills are the same flavor of filth in advance

for some reason, acts smug when someone proceeds to point it out

now

This dude has been spamming in BotW threads for YEARS.

>opinions on Nintendo are generally more commonly negative now

Snoy delusion is something else

When is new smash game

I know it's sold out in Burgerland and probably Ramenland, but I got an email today that was telling me I could still pre-order it for launch. Every major retailer looks like it has stock.
I've been going and forth about buying one, but there's just nothing there that screams that I need it on launch day. I might just wait for the first revision and let everyone else beta test it.

Is there a scientific explanation as to why gamecube fags because outed as snoys spurs them into a meltdown? These retards need to be studied

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

Concord.
Marathon.

There are Deck owners who are cool. Majority of them are.
There are snoys who use Deck as another "alliance between Sony and PC" etc. Whenever you see attack on Switch by "Deck owners", usually any criticism towards Sony makes them lash out hard.
It's all just bad circus.

In general it is always most extreme falseflagging with snoys.

drecktroons have been having a meltdown since the switch 2 got announced
have you missed all their posts saying the deck was more powerful, and then losing their mind once cyberpunk footage released proving that the game runs significantly better on the switch 2?

inb4 a certain crybaby pops in

Tendie threads are a fucking cesspool good lord, at this point just give them their own board like the pokemon fags so normal people can be spared from this mentally ill nonsense

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1627369576997.jpg/image/XmDVZBg3OtBFA6pAKIV9LA/
And this is the more fun one: arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/635341884/#635346797

"I pretend to be a bootlicker on Anon Babble for fun but irl I pirate almost everything, from games, books, movies and music."

Snoy threads are a fucking cesspool good lord, at this point just give them their own board like the pokemon fags so normal people can be spared from this mentally ill nonsense

ftfy

Fuck Nintendo

nnnn-no u-u!

Pathetic.

need a special new SD card for the Switch 2.

Only available in 256 GB, all taken by scalpers probably.

At least it seems you can use the original Switch Pro Contoller on Switch 2 games, that saves about 100 bucks

sd express is the new standard
over time more people will be adopting it so more companies will make multiple options and reduce costs

probably wont do as well as switch 1 unless they get something like a new animal crossing or smash out asap

Is this the new cope? Pretending it doesn't exist?

What would be the point of a full tendie board if you're all just going to go there to make seethe threads anyways?

Lol he went from "Hype is so underwhelming" to "There's no hype" to "I forgot it exists"

because xbox is dead

next gen patches for current games.

t. bought a bunch of first party shit on clearance for $10

WHERE IS SHE?

It's hilarious

Anti-Eric guy ruined all Nintendo threads. He is mentally ill since I recall him asking to raid anyone critical of TOTK on some alt chan site and asking him to use the same terminologies he does

xe needs to dig into 2001 to make his brand look good

holy lol

i posted that pic and modren sony is irredeemable shit
doesnt make the switch 2 launch any less pathetic

kek

youtu.be/NZGcyEPnlhg?si=GSkOJfToEax9_a8u&t=1683

t. Poopdickschizo

There really are just that many mentally ill faggots who have made it their life's mission to ruin all discussion about specific things, and it only got easier for them with things like the fucking proxy sites

mfw didn't pre-order instead option to get it in the store at launch

Just how jam packed/difficult will it be to buy one?

I don't even care about nintendos 1st party games I'm here for the ports always dreamed of playing elden ring or VII remake on the go

Aww... Nonny never replied to this~

Oh my God she is so attractive

Switch 2 gets announced

Nintendo is revealed to be Satan incarnate, Doug Bowser is a DEI lover price hikes galore and fans protest

Fast forward a few weeks later everyone's got the Switch preordered

Tendies are pathetic

I'm glad I got one through Best Buy because Nintendo never even emailed me an invite, the fuckers

Why is it that these threads never discuss the games themselves? It's always a pathetic menagerie of porn or console wars.

past 20 metroid threads were just BBC jumanji porn dumps

literally have a splatoon thread up right now celebrating it as a perfect masterpiece, claiming that only snoys would hate the P2P and restrictive online

thread up worshipping Sakurai and Smash Brothers as perfect

famitsu threads always worship nintendo and nothing else, no discussion of the industry whatsoever

zelda threads are always the same group of people spamming metacritic scores and sales as if they mattered

every other thread unironically worships Cyberpunk, but only the switch version, and accuses all critics of being "deckfags"

hi acfag

your best bet is to show up several hours before the store of your choosing opens that day if they're not doing midnight releases

shitty dk game using botw asset flips

What fucking bullshit nonsense am I reading now?

i'm gonna wait until september or even christmas to buy it. literally no games

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710589886/

"""""gameplay discussion""""""

Why is it that these threads never discuss the games themselves?

It just sounds like you're starting console war bullshit yourself. Because every one of these threads has people talking about what they're looking forward to and what they want to see.

I'm jazzed for Mario Kart World, Metroid Prime 4, Donkey Kong and Fast Fusion. But I'm also looking forward to the system itself.

Unlike my PS5 and Xbox, which just disappear into the background of my TV set up, the Switch is an actual piece of hardware that I'm constantly in touch with - picking it up, taking it around the house, then docking it again. I have a bigger connection with my Switch, both literally and philosophically, than I do with my other consoles.

posts completely unrelated mock gooner threads

I can't wait to own nothing and be happy!

Snoys on suicide watch!!!

you won't actually own a Switch 2

He's pretending that it doesn't exist

DK and Metroid Prime 4

Because every one of these threads has people talking about what they're looking forward to

Then show me the metroid discussion hereDamn liar.

metroid is a switch 1 game...

Mario Kart World

You were in one them just a few days ago, flipping your shit about 'cinematic cutscenes'.

metroid is a switch 1 game

The cope has started.

just ignore acfag no point in arguing with him

And in your eyes, that justifies 20 years of porn spam and console wars?

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is an upcoming action-adventure game developed by Retro Studios and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2.

zero hype. console launches used to be huge events

Pro Controller Deux chads check in.

well they used to have games too

I'll wait for some special edition controller with a cool design

how do you know you were 10 when the Switch 1 released

Nobody cares
Literally
Nobody cares

Except the console warriors, but they're not gonna talk about the games anyway. At best they'll just be used as fodder to spam in famitsu threads.

Couldn't preorder but I'm going to assume it'll be like the Wii U launch. Sold out everywhere and impossible to find week 1, but then suddenly available in every store by week 2.

but then suddenly available in every store by week 2

for a whole minute before it's sold out again

Nintendo seem to be delivering constant restocks every few weeks. It's not going to be like PS5 or Xbox which were hit hard with chip shortages during covid. Scalpers will end up out of pocket.

Correct.
Here in rich part of europe, we got like daily restocks

Honestly not sure if its worth upgrading from the Switch 1 pro controller yet, I have to see some impressions once the thing is out before I decide to get one.

I already have a switch for the kids, I'm good thanks.

*blocks your path*

did anyone else immediately recognize the original from this?

I have the GameCybe controller preordered too.

I'll wait for the d pad reviews

The back buttons are a nice addition. Apparently the sticks feel amazing too.

Can't wait to play Mario Kart World. We'll have comfy Friday night tournaments on Anon Babble

8 more years

I have a switch, so the only thing I would get is upgrades to frames/resolution if the devs decide to update those games. And there are only maybe 2 I would actually play if said update came.

I've asked this in other threads before but which Switch 1 games are you accumulating in anticipation of performance boosts on Switch 2?
Or maybe you just want to play the game on a bigger screen?

no jrpgs and 1 launch exclusive mario kart

can't wait to wait thanks for drip feeding nintendo

nothing being leaked 11 days before release seems like a record for them. When do they deliver to the stores? surely many packages are already waiting in some warehouses all over the world.

DK is releasing a month later

actual poopdickschizo shows up

kino

Why does everyone have such a hardon for Cyberpunk?

Story was boring as fuck. Linear as fuck (baring the part where you can pick what order you want to do the mid chapters in). Combat was repetitive as fuck. Girls were all ugly. Keanu there too often. Only hilarious part is all of the endings are bad.

Who the fuck wants to play this game again? You has been hyping it up so the Nintendo-only babyfucks think this is a good game?

What is there to leak? There are pics from every angle from hands on events

a shitty 30-40fps, upscaled from 360p to 720p... for slightly better optimised textures in a 5 year old game (that you'll spend $70 on)

Meanwhile I can just lower graphical quality and suddenly achieve 60fps on my Deck.

but... but muh graffix!

I have a gaming PC if I desperately need max graphics on Cyberpunk.

Don't forget, these fans are hypocrites. They called Elden Ring "tranny shit for babies that isn't fit to lick Nintendo's boots" until it came to a Nintendo console.

Well, it would be nice if he didn't ruin threads.
A stance like this allowed him to run unchecked and completely ruin any Zelda discussion on Anon Babble

Cyberpunk 2077 on Switch 2 will look better and run better than Steam Kek.

It's also the next gen build of the game which wasn't even available 5 years ago. It also includes all the DLC so thats cheaper than Sony and Xbox cucks who paid full price for the game and DLC separately.

You really need to up your game and seethe harder for me. My cup of tears needs refilled.

You have only yourself to blame for ruined Zelda threads. You guys wouldn't stop deepthroating game journalists. What did you expect? Your hatred of all non-nintendo games is also sickening.

Roll Slop is boring and easy, its fake difficult by stupid encounters you have to pixel bitch. Might as well be playing SHMUPs 24/7.

No, YOU called it that because Horizon got mogged a second time

lmao you are sucka tertiary fake fan if that's a "leak" for you. I guess you will keep that stance until one of your Eceleb talks about the cardridge taste like the good loyal customer you are.

seeLying again, child?

Its over for snoy too. Japan is anti-snoy now and mostly just switch and PC, kek. That's the ultimate combination anyways.

Could you stop making shit up just for a second?

Nothing against the Steam deck but the assholish part of me wants the S2 to totally turbo mog it spec-wise once it's turned on and running games because i wanna see the reactions and comparison videos of Snoys and NDS schizos totally melting down

So if I go into a zelda thread at random, I won't find fans fellating game journalists?

Nope. You were making threads shitting on Elden Ring and having meltdowns in ER threads discussing the game because it mogged Horizon

Skill in roll slop boils down to map knowledge (player knowledge) not any real skill by the player themselves in the boss battles at least. There is no point where the game throws a challenge you can't cheese if you know a trick or two.

Cyberpunk is one of the best single player games of generation by far. It might have had a rough launch, but it's a bona-fide classic now.

Imagine giving a fuck about Cyberpunk fucking what, 6 years after it came out.

Super boring linear fucking single player action game with a terrible story and ugly characters (where's Judy and Panam in waifu threads?).

Game has zero replay value without maybe mods, which won't happen on Switch.

Who wants to play this shit again anyway?

Fans? No. It's all you

If that was true, then condemn for unfairly shitting on Elden Ring.

And yet you worship game journalists. Curious.

It's just proof Switch 2 is superior than Deck. You can substitute any game for CP2077 it runs better on Switch 2.

If you can roll slop your way through elden ring without upgrading your character (speed runs) then it just means I am right you are gay and wrong.

Sony

Xbox

No one mentioned them.

next-gen

Literally avaliable on all platforms.

cheaper

Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition is on sale on Steam right now.

That's his opinion. He's not making threads or going into ER threads to shit on it like you did because it mogged Horizon, ACtard

Not true. As a I said above, Cyberpunk 2077 is easily one of the best single player games of the generation.

The story is great. The world is great. The gameplay is great. And for fans of certain movies, anime and sci-fi, it might be the best game they've ever played.

Go suck a dick and stop hating great games.

that's his opinion

But you've said in the past that opinions shouldn't be allowed if they disagree with the consensus. At least that's why you shat on people for preferring other games to TOTK or BOTW.

Guess being a lying hypocrite is your specialty.

Nope. It's all you.

next gen

Literally avaliable on all platforms

She doesn't know what "next gen" means. The Switch build of Cyberpunk 2077 wasn't even possible on PS4.

Why are you making shit up I've never said, ACtard?

Prove it.

No one is falling for that by the way.
We all know you're just slapping snoy on to everything as part of your falseflag operation.

Everyone already knows he's falseflagging

Who the fuck mentioned PS4? I'm talking about PC (what a Steam Deck is) vs Switch.

It seems you have a short term memory, so I'll refresh it for you.

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/706689247/#706777531

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/706689247/#706778000

"It's a sign of intelligence to be capable of seeing beyond yourself and analyzing the world objectively. "

Ergo, he's either not allowed to shit on Elden Ring because objectively everyone loves it, and it has tons of praise and awards.

OR

He's allowed to go against the tide and say that it's shitty rollslop, which means game journalists can be wrong.

Choose the gun that shoots your argument down.

So much for playing the oot randomizer and modded terraria huh?

it's impossible to play vidya and post on Anon Babble

lmao get a load of this guy

You said the game was released 5 years ago.

The next gen 2.0 build only came out at the end of 2023.

This build wasn't even possible on older systems despite Switch 2 being benchmarked against PS4.

it's impossible to play vidya and post on Anon Babble

It's actually very easy when you own a Switch ;)

None of these are my posts, ACtard.
Here's the sad truth: you can't attribute every random post to every random person who calls you out, but anyone can tell it's you from your autismal takes and infantile writing.

first person rpg open world slop

It's unsalvageable shit by nature

nintendo are kinda fumbling the launch but it doesn't matter because sony are so useless and have nothing to counteract it.

Here's the sad truth: you can't attribute every random post to every random person who calls you out,

But I can. I can employ collective punishment on an entire fanbase if they can't wrangle their bad faith posters. So unless you condemn the bad actors, you're essentially guilty of their sins.

All it would take is for you to say "I don't support his behavior or actions" so why don't you say that?

I'm just going to irrationally hate an entire genre

Not much a gaming enthusiast huh? You sound more like a casual who dips his toe into a shallow pool of games that appeal to them and dismiss everything else.

Begone casual.

I irrational hate great video games because I'm obsessed with a bogeyman fanbase

What a fucking lunatic lmao

Not true. As a I said above, Cyberpunk 2077 is easily one of the best single player games of the generation.

That's a lot of words to tell everybody you have shit taste in games.

shitty button masher dk game that implies that we're not getting a new proper 3d mario soon

shitty age of calamity 2 instead of a proper hyrule warriors 2

2 shitty racing games when I don't give a single fuck about the genre

I have negative hype for the switch 2

irrationally

first person doesn't work, it only locks gameplay options and offers noting in return. western open world rpg are also all build the same since fucking oblivion, you aren't discovering anything, you just walk into cinematics or make the game bug for a cheap laugh on twitter.The pauverty of things you can actually do in cyberpunk is just the fly on the turd, this is a disgrace compared to what they promised for years.

Yes, I will hate games if they foster bad fanbases.

Either talk about the game, stop posting porn, and stop fellating game journalists and console wars, or I will simply consider the games bad. You want a hugbox where nobody is allowed to point out flaws in your games, and I disagree with that notion.

WHEN ELDEN RING??

4 years ago

first person doesn't work, it only locks gameplay options and offers noting in return

I agree. Immersion in video games was a mistake.

claims he hates porn whenever a hot Samus pic is posted

posts shirtless muscled men

Guys i think i know whay has out pal butt buggered every day, someone call Kamitani pronto

Can't help shit taste.

Yet you offer nothing in the way of discussion. Just shitposts, lies and drivel. You are simply jealous.

Your life is pretty sad.

I'm actually discussing video games, maybe these porn spammers should do the same.

Just shitposts, lies and drivel.

I'd love to see an example of this. even one. When was the last time a critique of mine didn't count as valid?

You honestly look at that DK game and think it looks fun? I looks like a button masher designed for people with a room temperature IQ.

Or yet another BotW inspired mosou? We could have gotten a Zelda mosou with dozens of characters from throughout the franchise, but no, gotta settle with just the shitters from TotK.

And being excited for Mario Kart 8+1? Really?

I'd love to see an example of this. even one. When was the last time a critique of mine didn't count as valid?

"BotW is bad game because too many people liked it"

Amazing criticism bro.

"BotW is bad game because too many people liked it"

Considering how every single fan only likes it because of the metacritic score and sales, and how it's only ever used as a bludgeoning device against anyone you consider to be a snoy, I still sort of stand by that statement. If you actually liked the game for valid reasons, then maybe you'd have a point.

ACfag approaching meltdown mode. Watch closely.

See

Yes.

You've yet to prove me wrong. Why should I care about sales and metacritic scores? If a game is good, it would get more support and even sequels, even if it barely sold anything. Relying on game journo babies just makes you a sub-IQ console warrior.

Why should I care about sales and metacritic scores?

You do care. You've seethed about it every day for almost a decade if you didn't care you would just go play your PONG knockoffs and be happy.

I’ll be playing death stranding 2 & GTA VI while these faggots will be playing Mario kart for the 10000th time and a 3d donkey Kong that looks like shit on an underpowered tablet lmao

*those games come out on the switch 2*

pong is bad because....?????

You people are insufferable. You really can't fathom anything existing outside of your bubble.

im 32

ELDEN RING was made for the Switch. It's the wasy it's meant to be played. Now, when is the real release of ELDIN RING?

im 32

so you wouldn't mind getting your ass fingered by a buff twink

You honestly look at that DK game and think it looks fun?

Yes.

Or yet another BotW inspired mosou?

Not for me specifically, and I didn't even buy the first one, but the BotW diehards will probably get loads of fun out of it.

And being excited for Mario Kart 8+1? Really?

Absolutely. Finally going from Mario Kart 8 to a new Mario Kart is something we've been waiting for a long time.

Considering how every single fan only likes it because of the metacritic score and sales

And also large open world, the ability to do what you want so long as you are capable of doing it, and just being able to completely become Link with all the raw talent and cunning he has.

Yeah bro, go play PONG on your $2000 PC.

I'll play Cyberpunk on my Switch 2. Don't hate me.

But Chuck was right, Jimmy was lying

You manchildren have such a sad life kek

And also large open world, the ability to do what you want so long as you are capable of doing it, and just being able to completely become Link with all the raw talent and cunning he has.

There you go, lying again. If you actually cared about any of this, you would be absolutely furious at the mere notion of someone wasting a thread to talk about game journos and sales. Why would you ever spent even a moment to discuss some asshole's opinion on twitter or r*ddit, let alone spam it for years on end?

Why don't you actually want to talk about the game that you claim to be so fun?

Yeah, Chuck was the protagonist that did nothing wrong, and the fact he’s seen as a villain and Jimmy as better is genuinely what’s wrong with society and why humanity will die out before escaping this rock.

I rather wait for deck 2 while I enjoy the one I have

I mean he was a bad brother, and even though he was a good lawyer his mental health issues made him a liability. If he had just been honest and told Jimmy that their outlooks were too different for him to ever let him into the firm instead of lying it may have still broken Jimmy's heart but then he wouldnt have had the vendetta against him that he did.

I don't want to deflate any Nintendo fans eagerly waiting for Elden Ring, but it's nowhere near as good as BotW or TotK.

That's not to say it's bad game. It's excellent. But besides it's superb grimdark atmosphere, it's leagues behind Nintendo's own Zelda games in every way. It's pretty much open world Dark Souls and nothing more.

His mental health problems were because of Jimmy. The only bad decision he made was letting “being a good brother” outrank his conscience the one time and helping him out of jail the first time. He should have just let him go to prison for years for exposing himself to children in the sunroof incident and had no further contact with him.
The show is probably the best argument against lenient sentences/expungement for “first-time offenders” ever made. If he’d just been on the sex offender registry from the beginning the show wouldn’t have happened and half of breaking bad wouldn’t have happened, saving hundreds/thousands of lives, depending on whether you count meatheads as people.

That's not to say it's bad game.

You literally said, and I quote, "it's not fit to lick the shit from Nintendo's boots". Now, I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound like a compliment.

being this desperate for attention

i'm afraid your unfunny copypasta shitted and flopped despite you posting it multiple times in the hopes it would catch on or successfully bait people.
how very embarrassing.

He pretty much said it's miles behind Zelda. Why don't you refute him?

I would, but I'd rather argue for Minecraft/Terraria being superior to both of them, in every single way possible.

b-but muh 3D

Zelda doesn't use 3D well at all, since the world is boring and empty. So it's a non-issue.

Easy answer: You and your buddies are not in this for the sake of fair and impartial discussion; you just want BotW (and TotK) by extension to be seen as lesser games because you cannot stand that they are better than, and treated better than, your precious game babies. If you don't want a serious discussion because you don't like what the answer is, then we are not going to entertain your little farce.

Easy answer: You and your buddies are not in this for the sake of fair and impartial discussion;

So you intentionally ruin your own threads to "own the chuds" or whatever nonsense you're spewing right now. You call people OOTsnoys for not liking the newer Zelda games, or you call them gamecube snoys for the same reason. You spam metacritic scores and condemn any game that isn't loved by your precious kotaku and polygon. You answer any criticism of the games with "you're a jealous and seething snoy".

And you have the absolute nerve to say that others don't care about fair and impartial discussion.

I think I'm gonna start calling him Sealionfag instead of ACfag from now on. Armored Core does not deserve to be associated with him. Plus it has the added benefit of making people aware of what he's doing.

I'd rather argue for Minecraft/Terraria being superior to both of them, in every single way possible

BotW and TotK are adventure games. Your quest is to save the princess. So head out into a vast open world and attempt to save her. You're not held by the hand or told where to go or what to do. You have to undertake the adventure yourself and carve your own path. Exploring a world rich in lore, different civilizations and secrets to discover. The game is designed to let you go wherever ever you want, and it's world is coded dynamically to constantly inform and influence the gameplay. The player will overcome adversity using their own wits, resources and the environment around them to help them save the princess.

Now describe the gameplay in Minecraft/Terraria.

Sealionfag

I like that.

Armored Core does not deserve to be associated with him

Why do you care? You hate Armored Core. If anything, you're the sealion here, pretending to be impartial, but you shit on any game that doesn't help promote your console war.

Strange how your presence in Nintendo threads shitting and fouling them up isn't considered console warring.

Silence, Sealionfag.

Now describe the gameplay in Minecraft/Terraria

They're adventure games, but you're not beholden to the plot and can destroy and kill everyone and everything. You're not a slave and can be free to choose your own path. Unlike BOTW and TOTK, you're not even beholden to the cutscenes and story, or mandatory tutorials. The world doesn't have lore because lore is cancerous shit that movie games rely on. The games have far better challenges and progression than Tears and Breath could ever hope for because they're not designed to force a story down your throat, and still have some structure to demand players adapt to challenges, instead of letting them skip everything.

YOU HATE ARMORED CORE THOUGH?

No.
I'm still waiting for that timestamped photograph of your gaming PC that some other Anon requested from you yesterday, by the way.

Strange how your presence in Nintendo threads shitting and fouling them up isn't considered console warring.

And yet it's okay to spam game journo articles and metacritic scores and copypasta about how everyone is a snoy or a PC vegan? Curious how you never condemn spammers like this

no

There you go, lying again.

because of you and only you ACfag i have completely dropped the AC series and denounce all fans of it for being console warriors because of one very annoying person

Hard to drop a series you never liked in the first place, sealion.

THIS IS YOU!

Again, no.
I'm still waiting for that timestamped photograph of your gaming PC that some other Anon requested from you yesterday, by the way.

again no

Then prove it's not you. Condemn the spammer behind those posts.

we need ids

You said they were better but the game they offer are objectively inferior. And they have nothing to really invest the player, such as a quest to save the princess.

You're not really offering any convincing argument other than your own preferences. Sorry.

PROVE IT!

No. The burden of proof falls on you, Sealionfag.
I'm still waiting for that timestamped photograph of your gaming PC that some other Anon requested from you yesterday, by the way.

Condemn the spammer behind those posts.

We've condemnee you for years.

no hall effect no buy

Also strange how its one bad nintendo, zelda, metroid, mario, xenoblade, splatoon or pokemon fan can mean those games are low quality and the threads are console war metacritic coomer shitpost threads to ACfag but he'll never denounce all of the shitposting going on all across the rest of Anon Babble, he only shits up nintendo threads.

You said they were better but the game they offer are objectively inferior. And they have nothing to really invest the player, such as a quest to save the princess.

Why would I want to rescue some ungrateful bitch who does nothing but cry about her feelings like a visual novel character? After all the ways Zelda screws up in both games, I wanted to strangle her myself. She has less appeal than your basic Terraria NPC, or Minecraft villager.

refuses to condemn people who shit on AC6 for no reason

So much for you guys liking Armored Core, eh?

kek he really is just like it's described in >relentlessly demands for answers and evidence

ignoring/sidestepping

acts like he's the victim

You're sealioning again.
I'm still waiting for that timestamped photograph of your gaming PC that some other Anon requested from you yesterday, by the way. If you can't produce one, then I assume we can all safely disregard your opinions on PC gaming and the Steam Deck.

relentlessly demands for answers and evidence

lol

relentlessly demanding some silly timestamp that means nothing

oops, guess that blew up in your face.

Why are you demanding pointless timestamps, sealion?

Not really, Sealionfag. It's pretty obvious that you're doing your best to not do what's normally a pretty simple task and keep sidestepping the issue at hand.

very precisely one minute apart

Uhoh, he's melting down and started samefagging. How embarrassing.

Why are you faggots not discussing the console or the games but only your own shilling and massive faggotry?

muh shills from here or there are shitposting about MY console, the horror.

who gives a single flying fuck? talk about games. you're no better than e-celeb worshippers except that you leech off of each other

It's pretty obvious that you're doing your best to not do what's normally a pretty simple task and keep sidestepping the issue at hand.

You're literally falling into the trapping of a sealion, by your own definition. You're demanding pointless evidence that you're just gonna discard anyway, since it's clear you're arguing in bad faith. You also keep sidestepping all the shills that spam the same copypastas over and over again, and you act like the victim anytime someone criticizes Nintendo.

You couldn't have set up a bigger self-own.

Nope. Still waiting for your gaming PC photograph, Sealionfag.

relentlessly demands for answers and evidence

lol

Stop overhyping consumable products. The only thing it leads to is disappointment.

Good, so we've established that you do not have a gaming PC. I'll keep that in mind the next time you pretend you do, like you so often do to shitpost Nintendo games.

acts like he's the victim

this is fun.

But that's not what's happening. Good try, though.

you don't mindlessly worship nintendo games, so that means you're shitposting in them and hurting the poor multi-billion dollar corporations!

Who would you guys rather be, Anthony Burch or ACfag?

switch 1 launched with a wii u game
then got wii u games for years after launch

Nobody even remembers that this is coming.
Long forgotten. DOA.

Sony vs Nintendo is an unfair battle, if for no other reason than Sony having been stabbing itself for the past few years
I don't get the console wars anymore

Nah. The only ones who've intentionally ruined their own threads are you. You and your own hubris.

Which is why Nintendo fans ruin all of their threads by complaining about, and accusing everyone of being, snoytrannies and deckfags and PC vegans, and somehow you don't consider that shitposting because it's in favor of your favorite company.

oh no they're onto us!

They're simply calling a spade a spade. We've already seen multiple examples of what you call "legitimate criticism of Nintendo".

We've already seen multiple examples of what you call "legitimate criticism of Nintendo".

Oh no, someone doesn't like the cutscenes, or took an issue with the framerate, or felt that the games were a bit too easy! This is gonna ruin all of Anon Babble for some reason!

We need far better discussion, like endless famitsu spam, calling people snoytrannies, and spamming wojaks over and over.

Which is why Nintendo fans ruin all of their threads by complaining about, and accusing everyone of being, snoytrannies and deckfags and PC vegans

Which never happened mind you. Hell pc vegan is a term made up by sonyfags.
I should also tell you that no one will ever believe that until you stop calling everyone and everyone one in your falseflag attempts since you're just giving them more evidence against you.

WHEN
THE FUCK
IS ELDEN RING DROPPING
FOR THE SWITCH 2?

The last soulslike game I played was Bloodborne and every other that I've tried just hasn't been very good. People seem to really like ER and I'm giving the whole genre a sort of Last Chance with ER. I want it on the Switch for maximum comfy because playing these kinds of games on a computer is not comfy and there's no way I'm buying a fucking PS or XB.

You posted a screenshot of your boyfriend falseflagging. Congratulations.

endless famitsu spam, calling people snoytrannies, and spamming wojaks over and over.

See above. Famitsu threads only last for one thread when he's banned, and they don't even hit the bump limit sometimes. Funny how that works, huh.
You can drop the gaslighting, it's not working when it's all so blatant. People can tell.

Which never happened mind you. Hell pc vegan is a term made up by sonyfags.

So you fully condemn for bringing up vegans out of nowhere? Simple yes or no answer.

Ah, we're back to your usual tactics, Sealionfag.
You are waiting for us to say "no" so that you can pretend to be the aggrieved party. Fuck you and your moral grandstanding.

Nintendo fans would never accuse someone of being a pc vegan

infact the snoys are the ones doing it

"so that means you could easily condemn this one guy calling people vegans"

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MORAL GRANDSTANDING

The fuck is wrong with you?

Yes I do indeed condemn you for bringing up vegans out of nowhere.
Keep in mind that my condemnation is also your admission of that being your post, otherwise there's nothing to condemn.

wait, isn't it a launch game?

Keep in mind that my condemnation is also your admission of that being your post

Strange how you would refuse to condemn that post, unless you were absolutely sure that I made it (an unfounded claim all its own), since I didn't get into the thread until You're saying that you would refuse to condemn that post if it was a Nintendo fan doing it, or even a snoy. You'd only condemn it if I was the one who made it. Now that's a sticky pickle of a situation right there.

I also notice none of the Nintendo fans ever condemned either. Now here's a question for you: shouldn't you condemn that post, no matter who makes it?

Nah, just "coming 2025" no release date yet, same as FF7 Remake. Prolly getting a release date next month

Jesus. I thought there'd be tons of games lined up given how late this console is.

Picking mine up from best buy on release date.

probably more info in the june direct to fire up the FOMO ahead of release

Atleast on Anon Babble, the shitposters that usually gather behind Playstation have now gathered behind Switch 2. I see you. You're using the same language and still can't stop yourselves from shitting on Nintendo.

Its annoying, because it murkies the discussion on Switch 2's pricing and makes Anon Babble unreliable community to gauche how the fans are reacting.

Have they confirmed a June Direct yet?

Strange how you would refuse to condemn that post, unless you were absolutely sure that I made it

Of course, I'm condemning your frequent falseflagging to push a narrative. If you don't admit it's yours there's nothing to condemn.

There's like 25 games on launch day already. They did a smart thing a spaced their game out

there's nothing to condemn about a post that purposely pushes shitposting which, by your own admission, was made by a snoy and is pushed by snoys

So you're saying snoys never shitpost, and the post is only bad if I made it. Even more curious is how you refused to condemn it as a falseflag for the entire thread, up until I personally called you out for ignoring it.

Sealionfag is still making demands.

So you're saying snoys never shitpost

I never said you didn't, why do you think I'm condemning your post?

soikong

No thanks

What day in Jewn?

So the only thing you hate about those posts is that you think I made them. If I didn't make them, then you would 100% support them calling people PC vegans, even though you just said that this was snoy shitposting.

no new super smash bros

no new Zelda

no new Mario

no new Pikmin

no new Animal Crossing

no new and interesting third party exclusives

just a bunch of switch games with downgrades from emulation

Yeah, man. As a PC gamer, I'm seething at what delights await you

Do you want to know why no one believing your nonsense?
Because whether they're pcfag, xbot, tendie, they don't think of people as one collective group.
A person who uses steam but nothing else, a person who pirates are only unified by the platform they use same with someone who likes Mario and people who like fire emblem so you can't group them together as if they all act the same way. Hell even among pirates you have the distinction between moral pirates and real pirates.

The same can't be said of Sony fans. No matter where you go they all have a tendency to act the same way, lying, getting angry about games that aren't on their platform, venerating their corporate overlords, falseflagging screeching in public about other platforms being preferred, that's why you can have words that refer to all of them as a collective.

It's the "pc vegan" word that outs you, I'm afraid.

So the only thing you hate about those posts is that you think I made them

I'm condemning your frequent falseflagging to push a narrative.

If it were someone else doing it I'd do the same, it just always happens to be you.

I'm gonna have to pray that the local store has one in stock to "put on the shelf" on release day

You still never once condemned those posts before I called you out on it. And even now, you refuse to condemn them unless you're absolutely sure that I'm the one behind them (an unfounded claim, by the way.)

And look at you right now, accusing me of being a snoy, when all of my favorite games are multiplats best played on other platforms. FFS you call me a snoy for enjoying AC6, which plays best on PC. You call me a snoy for preferring Terraria over TOTK. You call me a snoy for liking Pizza tower, which was a PC exclusive for the start of its release.

How am I a snoy if I hold these beliefs? You'd have to argue that liking multiplats makes somoene a snoy, and that it's impossible for anyone to ever like a non-nintendo game over the nintendo alternatives. So please, explain to me how someone liking AC6 or Terraria makes them a snoy.

Why are you so obsessed with Nintendo?

So you admit to being infamous shitposter ACfag is all I'm getting from this.

Because I like their older games, but feel that their later output is somewhat weak. According to Nintendo fans, this makes me an OOT/gamecube snoy.

Nah, I don't shitpost. But feel free to think whatever, if it makes you feel better.

360p btw

How am I a snoy if I hold these beliefs?

Because you fit the bill

angry about games not on your platform

no PC but continues to claim ownership without proving it

accusing people of doing what you are

obsessing over sales and reviews that favor Nintendo

shitting on games that overshadow Sony releases

I like their older games, but feel that their later output is somewhat weak.

Yet that does reflect objective reality at all. I would say you pretend to like older Nintendo games because you don't consider them a threat to you. OoT has everything you claim to hate; cinematic cutscenes, forced tutorials, on-rails linearity.

But that 30 year old game doesn't threaten you the way something like BotW does (even though that game is 8 years old by now).

Even though Nintendo push ideas you claim to support; they're not "graphics fags", they make games focused on gameplay as a priority, they continue to push the boundaries of games, they using processing power to create new types of gameplay.

You're full of shit. You're simplyna jealous Nintendo hater.

According to Nintendo fans, this makes me an OOT/gamecube snoy.

Which is funny, because terms like ootsnoy are never used when you aren't around

angry about games not on your platform

Wrong.

no PC but continues to claim ownership without proving it

You call me a tranny and a faggot at every opportunity, so you would never accept any kind of proof. You argue in bad faith, so that's on you.

accuses people of doing what you are

I'm not shitposting.

obsessing over sales and reviews that favor Nintendo

Nevermind that I also shat on game journos for worshipping Baldur's Gate 3, and praising Astrobot like it was the second coming, and I regularly condemn people for worshipping games like gacha because "OMG LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKE".

shitting on games that overshadow sony releases

Nevermind that I also shit on sony releases too. Infact I was shitting on TLOU a little while ago.

So far you're 0 for 0. wanna try again?

you call me a snoy for enjoying AC6, which plays best on PC

Well, we know you don't have a gaming PC, so you must be playing it on PS5 (if you even played it in the first place). It's that simple.

Erhem. seeMy first post ITT was . It's on you to prove otherwise.

Well, we know you don't have a gaming PC

Well, how can I play Am2R and modded Terraria on a Ps5? Infact, there's a ton of games that you can't play on sony consoles, and that's not getting into emulation.

Your shitty 6 year old toaster craptop is not a gaming PC and you are definitely not playing AC6 on it "the best way", as you put it.

Ah yes, a post in a thread you're in certainly proves that the terms aren't used when you aren't around.

OoT has everything you claim to hate; cinematic cutscenes, forced tutorials, on-rails linearity.

Yeah, a 30 year old game has flaws. who could've thought? It's easier to stomach that then a modern game that refuses to learn from its example, and repeats every single mistake, and not to mention it's easy to enjoy OOT modded with Ship of Harkinian, since it fixes so many of the problems and adds a bunch of QOL features like a built-in randomizer.

Even though Nintendo push ideas you claim to support; they're not "graphics fags", they make games focused on gameplay as a priority

You don't believe this, otherwise you wouldn't take such offense at me wanting to skip TOTK's disgusting intro tutorial, which is just a hallway and an unskippable cutscene.

The fun thing is that the only thing he's ever confirmed about his PC is that he doesn't have a desk and puts it on one of those plastic school chairs.

I have to ask ACfag, do you have any other hobbies other than shitposting?

I got here long after that post was made. It's on you to show otherwise, if you have proof.

Your shitty 6 year old toaster craptop is not a gaming PC

Sorry I'm not a graphics whore. a GTX 1650 is more than sufficient to play AC6. Now go on and mock me because I didn't spend 50000 dollars on a brand new RTX 5000 super GPU.

shitposting

Where?

It's on you to show otherwise, if you have proof.

The onus is actually on you to prove you weren't here. The confirmation that you were is the fact that the term was used in a thread you're in which is consistent with every other use of the term.

Answer the question, do you have any other hobbies?
Is this all you have in your life?

You made the claim that the post was mine. Do you have an IP log, or anything to back that up? No? That's unfortunate.

You made the claim that the post was mine

Yeah, and the evidence is past thread and occurrences.
You have yet to provide any evidence that it wasn't you.

You keep trying to pretend that an opening cutscene in a game is a "flaw", while the rest of human race simply expects it to have one. It's the difference between having cheap garbage and production quality.

You can't muster a single argument against it being there despite the player's experience of the game benefiting from it.

It's because you can't think of a single convincing argument. Your hate of the game stems from nothing but jealousy. You will soon being going into your 2nd decade of your Zelda meltdown. While that's concerning, you have to admit it's no surprise you are constantly ridiculed.

Yeah, and the evidence is past thread and occurrences.

Then let's see an example: the term "gamecubesnoys" was used about 31 times, according to the archives.

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/gamecubesnoys/

Can you prove that every single instance was a falseflag by me? That's what you're claiming after all. And if they are all falseflags, then logically Nintendo fans should call them out every single time. Not a soul should support the posts in any way.

If you don't take the effort to call it out as a falseflag every single time, then you can't claim diddly squat. Since you claim that I'm the only one who uses this term, as a sort of falseflag, then every single instance should be followed up by a nintendo fan saying something like "this is acfag falseflagging".

Yet you never do that. Curious!

I'll wait for the Switch 2 Lite. My predictions:

will come just 2 years after launch in an attempt to do damage control

considerably cheaper ($300)

handheld mode only

no gimmicks (mouse, cameras, etc.)

much longer battery life

cheaper screen without HDR and only 60hz

drift-free sticks because the new joycons will quickly become news because of the infamous problem

buyers will get a discount on up to 5 Nintendo games because $80 will make the numbers drop significantly which will worry shareholders

nobody cares

steamdecks gonna emulate it anyway if not a pc

also shit games

You keep trying to pretend that an opening cutscene in a game is a "flaw",

Stopped reading there. Movies will never be video games. Stop trying to force them. If I want to skip boring movieshit, then the game is obligated to let me do so. End of discussion.

Can you prove that there is not one single instance of falseflagging by you? Because if you can't, the anon's argument holds.

Can you prove that there is not one single instance of falseflagging by you?

Simple: nobody ever calls it out as a falseflag. You only did it now because you got called out for supporting shitposting.

This post should've been swarmed by angry Nintendo fans, furious that someone was "falseflagging" to make them look bad. Your laziness condemns not only your argument, but you by extension.

Go play PONG lmao.

Simple fact is that cutscenes have been a staple in video games for 40 years. They're an expectation of quality. And almost every single one of those old Nintendo you pretend to love, has them.

You just hate Nintendo. Because you're jealous of them.

And funnily enough in each of those instances you always just "suddenly" appear.

They're an expectation of quality. And almost every single one of those old Nintendo you pretend to love, has them.

Because it's impossible for old games to have flaws? And if you like them, it HAS to be because of the bad parts? I thought we were supposed to learn from history, not repeat their mistakes.

And funnily enough in each of those instances you always just "suddenly" appear.

lol I didn't even post in more than half those threads.

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710608893

Here's a thread for example. Where was my post, if I did post in it? Why didn't someone call out the falseflagging, if the posts supposedly were mine?

I don't get the console wars anymore

It's because there is no console wars anymore. Xbox is practically dead and Playstation is the defacto "3rd party game" system. Nintendo is the only one that gets a lot of actual exclusives but other than that really doesn't have much to offer. There's no more competition like there was 15+ years ago.

Cutscenes aren't "flaws". You need to think of a real argument.

t. Neil Druckmann

Nigga, all of those will come in time, do you want them to blow their load on launch day and have to coast the rest of the console lifespan on mario sports games and stuff like sushi strikers?

I'm curious as to what you think of a video game like The Secret Of Monkey Island.

Must make your brain melt. Have fun playing PONG.

I think point and clicks are kinda boring. Yes, I would rather play Pong, which you seem to hate because you constantly bring it up unprompted, just to say how bad it is.

What game are you playing first? Im gonna continue with Xeno X and then DK

Mario Kart for sure. I'm glad they finally brought back missions, especially since it's open world now. I might also give Daemon X Machina or Astral Chain a try.

I like competitive online games, any good?

Guess so, they aren't in positions to directly compete anymore, any "console wars" is just tradition at this point, a feeble attempt at that.
And it sucks, because now that nobody is competing, ther is no strive for improvement over the competition. Quality is declining rapidly.
I'll stick to nintendo, if for no other reason than it having the games I grew up with and know I like.
And I guess being able to pick up and play and put it back down is probably the primary reason I have a switch.

I keep bringing up PONG because it's fucking laughable as an example of video game today, and no, pretending otherwise doesn't make you "le hardcore g4mer".

You only enjoy shallow vapid examples of video games and despise everything else. Enjoy PONG, I'll be playing Cyberpunk 2077.

So far there are two things ACfag absolutely won't tell us:
His other hobbies.
If he really has a PC.

your taste in vidya is fucking laughable

now if you'll excuse me, I'll be playing Cyberpunk 2077.

ther is no strive for improvement over the competition. Quality is declining rapidly.

Eh, in the west mostly. In Japan you have AA studios and Nintendo just making games and improving because they want to that said Nintendo did have that misstep under iwata

At least it isn't Terraria or some garbage indie shmup

Nintendo is improving

Is that why they waste so much money, that they have to constantly raise the price of games? You'd think, with their massive chest of profits, they wouldn't need to charge more than 60 dollars for a game.

muh inflation

Miss me with that economic bullshit. Nintendo could make a profit even if they sold their games at 20 dollars.

Why? What's wrong with those games that you despise them so? You're really not giving Nintendo fans a good name, when you show outright hostility towards any non-exclusive. Infact, if I said that I thought Elden Ring was better than BOTW, you'd viciously attack that as a bad game too.

oh wait

Inflationwise, I'm paying less for Nintendo games now that I was when I was saving up my scarce pocket money as a kid. And the games are bigger, deeper and have hundreds of hours of content, unlike the games I beat in a single afternoon when I was younger.

Dumb argument made by stupid people.

They have said the evidence is past thread and ocurrences. You have yet to provide evidence that supports the opposite.

games having 100 hours of filler like koroks is somehow better than smaller games that are more focused

They have said the evidence is past thread and ocurrences

and yet i don't think I ever posted in those threads that had the terms "gamecubesnoy" in them. Infact, my previous claim that I was in less than half of those threads might've even been a highball estimate. It's a safe bet I was barely even in one of them.

If I was in those threads, then link to the posts in question that you think were mine.

Another anon here.
Adventures are to Westerners what visual novels are to the Japanese.
You know those anons saying "visual novels aren't video games"? To maintain coherence, they should also be saying "point and click adventures aren't video games", but they don't because in our culture adventures are well established as one of the pioneers in this new form of entertainment. We consider them video games by default, just as the Japanese do with VNs.
As a form of entertainment, I think adventures/point and clicks are just bad. No wonder it's becoming a lost art that only appears here and there from time to time to try to monetize the feeling of nostalgia.

still no preorder emails from Nintendo Store

Ngni

Imagine sitting there with a straight face, trying to compare Mario Kart on SNES to Mario Kart World, and pretending it's better.

I don't think I'll ever be able to stop laughing at you.

Yes, I will say that unironically because i'm not a graphics whore. I'll also continue to say that Terraria is a better open world than Zelda. Not once have you ever disputed this with even a tiny semblance of a counter argument.

and yet i don't think I ever posted in those threads that had the terms "gamecubesnoy" in them. Infact, my previous claim that I was in less than half of those threads might've even been a highball estimate. It's a safe bet I was barely even in one of them.

If I was in those threads, then link to the posts in question that you think were mine.

Can you prove you weren't in those threads?

Different genres exist. As a gaming enthusiast I try to digest a wide variety of genres offerings different experiences.

And I do the same for any for of entertainment, whether it's movies, music or books.

I would never listen to club music at home. But if I'm in a club, then I absolutely want to be listening to club music. Context is important.

Similarly there will be those who can't understand that some games are better suited to a platform like Switch. PC fatties sitting at a desk playing something like Ocotopath Traveler is a vastly inferior experience to someone playing the same game on Switch, cosy'd up in bed.

ACfag is like that weird kid in class who only watched the wrestling on TV and nothing else. You could tell there was some not quite right with him.

In what way is Super Mario Kart on SNES better than Mario Kart World? Jesus Christ you can't even play the game in full screen for start.

If I was, someone would've pointed to my posts and called me out. I mean, since you claim those were my posts, and you also claim that I stick out like a sore thumb, and no Nintendo fan would ever use such terms. So CLEARLY it has to be a falseflag propagated by one person, which would mean SOMEONE would call it out as such.

And yet, nothing. That's all the proof I need that you're full of hot air.

Less graphics
Less storage space required
Better price

muh full screen

Golly, not a problem for emulator chads.

PC fatties sitting at a desk playing something like Ocotopath Traveler is a vastly inferior experience to someone playing the same game on Switch, cosy'd up in bed.

so are nintendo fans gonna condemn this as a falseflag? I'd love to see it.

guys I slept instead of engaging with ACfag, you guys should do the same

not a problem for emulator chads.

So you're saying the original game that I hard to fork out my own pocket for 30 years ago, is so shit you have modify it on emulators to be playable? Great argument.

It's not even real 3D, so judging distances is difficult.
Cheap rubber banding of CPU characters
Tiny roster of characters
No karts or bikes to chose from
No modifications of tyres / chasms
Less weapons
Tiny simplistic tracks played on a flat plane

It's fucking pitiful compared to Mario Kart World.

less than 2 weeks

couldn’t care less

Maybe I’m retarded, but I think my tendie conditioning that started with the N64 was finally killed during the Switch’s run.

okay eric

these are the same snoys who will insist botw is "a wii u game"

So you're saying the original game that I hard to fork out my own pocket for 30 years ago, is so shit you have modify it on emulators to be playable? Great argument.

As it turns out, being able to freely mod something for your own personal enjoyment is a good thing. I'm sorry if this concept is foreign to you.

it's not even real 3D

Sounds like a skill issue to me. Not even gonna read the rest. You just don't know how to have fun within a game's limitations.

You’re being baited

you have modify it on emulators to be playable?

One could argue that the ability to mod a game is a bonus, especially if you have already experienced (or don’t care about) the base game.

Most of your other complaints are either superficial or apply to the rest of the series. Neither of you are arguing about the actual gameplay kek. Mind numbing.

being able to freely mod something for your own personal enjoyment is a good thing.

That's not the original game, nor is it something you paid for. Which is what the original argument was about.

Mario Kart World is far cheaper inflation wise than what I paid for Super Mario Kart on SNES (about $110 today's money).

Mario Kart World is vastly superior to Mario Kart on SNES in every way imaginable. The attempt to pretend otherwise is just baffling hilarious cope and yet other example of how threatened you feel by modern Nintendo games.

Scalpers are gonna lose their life savings. Nobody wants the switch 2

That's not the original game, nor is it something you paid for.

Sounds like computer illiteracy on your part.

Mario Kart world is more gooder because it's newer!

falling for the most blatantly obvious bait ever

i'm not even the one getting trolled and i feel embarrassed.

You lost ACfag. And the best part is you'll never get to play Mario Kart World so you'll spend years seething about it.

So you can't prove you weren't in those threads.

Donkey Kong

Metroid Prime 4

Why would you lie on the internet

you lost, chud!

why? BECAUSE YOU JUST DID, OKAY!?

your games are bad because I said so! they don't have Nintendo's holy blessing, so they're bad!

our games are popular, that makes them good! but when your games are popular, then they're bad!

metacritic only matters when it's our games being praised

Nintendo cares about gameplay, but any genre focused on gameplay, like Tetris or pong or indie shmups, is dogshit for not having more cinematic accompaniment

It's always a blast hearing whatever nonsense you come up with next, Arthur.

I don't have to. You have to prove that I was. And all you have is "dude trust me" tier arguments. Come back when you have solid evidence, like IP logs. Until then, we're done here.

ACfag still malding.
Anon Babble still seething.

Based. Next month will hilarious here.

Prime 4 will probably be fine on Switch.
Legends Z will need a Switch 2 to be playable though.

AClion still hasn't noticed people post obvious troll bait about Terraria and Armored Core just because they know he'll bite immediately. It's hilarious.
And then he reposts those obvious bait posts as if they were proof of anything.

probably vice versa.
ZA will run just like Arceus did. Prime 4 will look like a phone game on Switch 1 and the definitive experience will be on Switch 2

AClion

lmao thats brilliant

You have to prove that I was.

Don't need to. Your style of posting is all I needed to see.

who the fuck is arthur?

I'm mainly worried about back compat thing and how it's going to be handled. Xbox had the auto HDR stuff and improved performance pretty much out of the box. Many had improved resolution.
It would be great to dust off something like Astral Chain at higher res and 60fps unlocked but I doubt most 3rd party companies will update anything, especially for free.
Another concern is the trend of download only games will be even higher now. Switch games in the past few years were frequently download code only in the box and now most launch titles now are confirmed game card keys, so internal memory will be gone in a flash.
Lastly, there are way too many hidden expenses for such a portable system.
Upgrade packs, weird DLCs tied to Nintendo Online, Nintendo Online having EXPANSIONS on top of that. Like what the fuck is going on here?

Pedoflopbox

ZA runs the same engine as SV, and there was visible stutter and fps loss in the cherry picked footage they showed off.

that they have to constantly raise the price of games?

Constantly?
Anyway, if you want a genuine justification Nintendo is the only one that actually moved up to a better and more expensive format warranting the increase. Everyone else is still using the same Bluray discs from pre 2006 while making even worse games but charging more.

Also, Nintendo didn't react to Trump's tariffs while everyone else did

It's kind of sad at this point. I made that post about Terraria and the shmups an hour ago and left but he's still angry about it.

Nintendo didn't react to Trump's tariffs

Yes they did, shill

>Less than 2 weeks for the release of the console

How many more for the emu?

They canceled NA Switch 2 preorders because of orange retard

post the proof they didn't.

Ok show us the original prices vs that which you claim is + Tarrif, show your work, ty.

6 years and 2 weeks