Dispatch Demo is out

Is it fit chicks uuuuuooooohhhhh or not?

Since it's the demo, I'm gonna try to do every wrong option. I really like the artstyle so far.

I remember liking the trailer for this but unsure on the type of game. Is it a pure visual novel a la ace attorney or something more similar to telltale

reddit game

Hmmmmmmm

Most generic marvelslop ever.

Gay white dude check

Colored hair black girl check

Muscular lsb girl check

Dyke girlboss check

Smart not black iron man check

Dumb monster mascotte check

Jesus christ if you even think of buyng this kill yourself.

I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume that's a Mario reference

Critical role.

I was thinking if the demon girl is...
No fuck of enough giving money to those degenerates.

im playing it now and the literally very 1st conversation has a woman mention diversity is very important in their office

Most generic marvelslop ever.

Just like every other superhero parody to ever exist

Ok thank you for you work. I didn't have ANY hope for this but why not asking.

but why not asking.

ESL-kun......

It was a joke.

Cause he's a midget that punches.

Come on, lads. Get serious.

Get serious.

wrong website. Humour is lost on chuds

first 5 minutes has a woman talk about diversity and the main character look at the penis of a black man in the restroom at the urinal

The dialogue is very reddit.

ROFL

Hell yeah, a good morning to wake up to

Nah, some old black guy calls the main character a 'freckle faced fuck' and they didn't censor fuck.

Did he look at his dick? I didn't notice that at all, was funny when the dude started getting worried people thought he was juicing.

Theres too much swearing and reddit type talking.

too much swearing

this game has PENGUINO VA?

Yeah shitcunt, there's too much FUCKING swearing in this goddamn fucking shiteo game.

Alanah Pearce

I will not be purchasing your game

Too much swearing is the American way.

youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

Can you romance the brown tomboy though?

You want a WHITE DUDE trying even to TOUCH a brown girl? Are you out of your GODDAMN MIND?
Seriously from what timeline are you coming? Why are you here?

Nigress is super smart even if her kit shouldnt require any intelligence but just phisical prowness.

Of course she is.

reddit cast

masculine, desexualized female characters

I want to vommit

Weird that a story game like this gets a demo. This has to be like 30m max

Maybe, but she is antagonistic towards the MC at least initially. The blonde chick is definitely a love interest though.

okay for some reason fullscreen or windowed, I can't go above 1080p on my 4k monitor. Also only the mouse works in the settings menu, not keyboard.

Yeah, I just finished it. Wasn't long at all, starts off with the MC arriving at his new work place. He talks to the blonde girl a bit before, takes a piss and meets a dude in the bathroom, runs into an old friend, and then you get introduced to the the actual gameplay of the game which is sending heroes to respond to various calls and occasionally engaging in a hacking minigame.

Done with the demo. It was fun. Has a good cocktease ending, I wanted just a bit more. Had more gameplay than I expected but simultaneously also had more RNG than I thought it would. I tried making every wrong decision and still ended up correctly doing like a third of the tasks. Some of them I made a decision bad enough that it seemed like I was fucked but then either I made a right decision on the CYOA part that came after or I got lucky (32% chance and I hit it) so it ended up being a success anyways. I can imagine some XCOM 90% to hit moments in the full game that will piss me off, judging by this.

MC and black Einstein are cool and bros.

If this is a full game and not episodicslop, I will play it day one. No doubt about it. I don't even care about capeshit, but I like telltale style games and this looks like the best one yet.

can you romance notKarlach?

Why do I get the feeling this bro is gonna die in the game later on

Yeah impression after the demo is if this is like 8 solid hours I am interested for sure. Also from I assume 60fps/1080p is a hardset thing just from how they've done the visuals.

If theres actual sex in the game with her, 10/10 GOTY

I've been curious to see how the actual hero managing elements play out.

I'm expecting something fairly linear, but if they actually make your mechanical choices blend with the story in an interesting way (like acknowledging what heroes you're using and leveling up) then I'm excited to see how it develops.

I wanted just a bit more.

The unspoken rule is, if a demo leaves you wanting more then it's done a good job as a demo

but she is antagonistic towards the MC at least initially

A telltale sign she will be dicked into submission

hope she has a wardrobe malfunction scene kind of like that comic Empowered

I just hope this isn't like a 2 hour game.

Flambae is a nigger for starting that fire, also weird he's supposed to be from Afghanistan but doesn't look Arab at all. Thought the dude was Spanish at first.

Based on the Coop bitch not getting the balloon, if this actually has RNG mechanics like it seemed so, it could be really annoying. It bounced in just the worst way.

first Overwatch, now this

Every other piece of media is going to have a big tattoo'd samoan guy thanks to Moana, isn't it?

Pretty good lineup desu

if this actually has RNG mechanics like it seemed so

Most likely does since I sent her to get the balloon and she pulled it off.

You can't romance anyone in the demo. Based on the trailer, you can kiss the woman leader but that's all I know. Game seems just a tad cumbrain focused, so I could see the game allowing you to romance any of the women.

I think an office-management sim of a bunch of superheroes might be my favorite premise I've seen from this kind of game, because as much as I enjoyed Tales from the Borderlands or the first season of Walking Dead, direct action and combat was never these games' strong suit.

Making the big decisions from behind a desk is a clever workaround.

I thought he was supposed to be Samoan but he honestly sounded more Jamaican.

DO (You) Bro fist in the restroom?

Of course I did!

wow you talking like generic seething brazilbeanerpoorfaggot
definitely gonna buy it day 1

This is kino though

A cool twist would be for him to jump into the fucking mecha in the finale and save the day directly

it's alright. might pirate the full game to bang the blonde

only fags didn't

Well the hook of the story is doing this and they get you the suit back. So its going to happen at some point, but I could see a choice between that and instead just coordinating the team to save the day

literally fem hawk

not requiring high iq

Are you dumb?
youtu.be/SYkspGyhdX8

A reminder that supergirls will turbo fuck you to steal your seed

no option to tell her to fuck off

can't roleplay as an antisocial shit

What is even the fucking point if I can't play out my fantasies?

Invisible girl is only invisible while holding her breath

She's asthmatic

Yes, but only cause I was taking every option I would not take so that I can take those in the full game. Back off, motherfucker, you don't know me like that

Yeah, I really dig the gimmick.

I don't know how it works, but based on the trailer and the dialogue in the game, there's a fight sequence between you and the fire guy before the events of the demo.

Were you able to not select a text choice? Does it pick at random for you?

fun premise

cute girls, from a vanilla supergirl to a bratty brown tsundere tomboy

solid character cast, actually funny jokes

What's the catch?

Thank you for your concession.

Huh, I told him to be himself and he fumbled.

Obviously Guldo comes to mind but I swear there is an actual "invis but hold breath" character too. I can visually see a gag of a group of people being escorted, all invis, while someone has to hold their breath while someone goes by.

Press the bro fist option thinking the MC would bump his hand

Ended up shoving his fist up his ass

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you see an option telling her to go away?

Raw dogging, at the front door, in the living room, on the kitchen counter, in the shower, on the bed, the floor, outside, at work, every position.

You sure you didn't tell him to just wing it? Based on the presentation, I thought those were deterministic and just based on your decisions. You mean to tell me there's even more RNG than I thought? I didn't upgrade any skills for any of the heroes, either.

So far none it seems, the actual good telltale writers are working on this, and I mean the good telltale. Ones that did the first season of the walking dead and wolf among us.

only one decent fanartwork

grim

Can stay invisible while holding her breath

Melee

Yeah she is gonna turn visible in 2 seconds.

Based, but for me it's Prism

[Fist him]

Blimey m8, ya mutts really dont know what "brofist "means up in these parts, now, eh? Ye're in a real ignorant shithole, ye are.

That sounds like a pretty shitty superpower to have

She better bounce and twerk it on screen.

Hasn't gotten any media since the reveal trailer and shortly after when they did the reveal of the voice cast. Its been half a year since the reveal

4 youtubers? for a game where there is no game and its all voice work and dialogue?

Lmao white “men” are so insecure

If the devs are based all of the females on the team will be potential romance options.

tummy sex

They were radio silent.

Have any of the youtubers voicing characters shilled the demo on their channels? Kinda seems like a no brainer when it comes to marketing the game.

She reminds me about that chick from great pretender

nvm found one more, just a headshot

sex

with this cast

don't get your hopes up anon, feels like it's gonna be a classic fade to black at best

weak emasculated white guy who gets beaten up, insuled and rescued by women 24/7

every female character is an all powerful mary sue

every joke is at the expense of white guys

not a single competent, strong and heroic white guy

no thanks

That’s the point has to be shitty enough for the pathetic cuck self insert to not feel threatened

No the shilling is reserved to dedicated websites like Anon Babble

I was curious and went to see the Penguin guy's reaction video to the Game Awards when that trailer was up and he did the exact opposite. Jokingly pretended he wasn't a part of it while just making Jesse Pinkman impersonations (Cause he voices the MC of this game). Guess he was afraid of being called a shill.

no game

retard

weak incel who lives in a position of no power cannot fathom a setting where he is without power

You sound pathetic and bitter t

pathetic cuck self insert

a fucking mecha pilot

You're not a man

Good job goym.

Ah the future top line humble bundle game of the next month. Remind me of stray gods? That fucking musical game with all the greek gods but blacks. Straight into the trash.

More like DEI waifus.

t. The weakest, lamest and most wet fart of a “man” you’ll ever meet.

le giant roboto xD

Grow up nigga lol.

funny, it swore just fine with words like "fuck" for me

maybe you're an underaged little faggot

Meh I like the overall setting and theme, but the calls-bit feels a little bit too guessworky/dicerolly.
Like you send out someone and then a call pops up tailored to that fucker and you're like :I
Demo ends at a shit point too.

Voice acting quality is a bit all over the place.

obvious shills faggot dev

Design wise, Malevola is the hottest, but I don't like her voice, so it's between the other 3, I guess. Will need to see their full models before I decide.

Can't fucking wait when she'll die or she'll just cuck the white dude. The fact they pointd out THIS much to their relationship is surely a facade to sell. I can bet money they are gonna do a bait and swtich.

This looks like absolute milque toast trash, what is this shill thread? Why are there anons here pretending these characters look like anything? Shit looks like a netflix original animated series, but then they removed even more detail and ran a softener over it 10-20 times for good measure, before consulting if it would be safe enough to print as a picture book about super heroes for children.

that ain't white
I call it 'brazil'

Looks like I've been caught, I am now removing any and all romance options and censoring female boob flashes, you can all blame over here!!

>censored swearing

yep, your steam account knows that you're an underaged faggot

Congrats, you caught me.

This honestly felt like it would be better as a cartoon instead of a semi-interactive game.

the voices all suck so hard, holy shit.

this isn't a game, it's a fucking cartoon larping as an interactive story

you can't even save at every choice, you're forced into a choice if you don't select something in time, and all the options pretty much just railroad you into the same thing.

this shit is pathetic

I dislike most people on this list but I can see myself tolerating most of them if the game is decent

Whore Alanah Pearce

Nah that's too much. Can't be bothered.

advertising your tumblrslop on Anon Babble

Lmao try Reddit or Resetera instead

a bunch of literal nobody dubbers that can't act to save their own skin.

fuck this trash

you can't even save at every choice

Why would you be able to? Its not like every dispatch is going to be a massive revelation, at best you will get some extra dialog and more XP.

What the fuck are you talking about? Romance options? Boob flashes? This shit already looks like it comes on after paw patrol. There isn't removing anything that would make this even more nothing than it already is.

another Indian coomer bait game

trash game is trash, get over it

Why is the writer of God of War voice acting in this game?

because he can't write for shit, so he's trying to make money by being unable to voice act for shit

Looks like the chick from Fear Effect yet most likely going to be like that one from Big Hero 6. Monkey paw

She's a woman of many talents.

Like you send out someone and then a call pops up tailored to that fucker and you're like :I

It is what it is, anon. Roll with it.

I legit despise that the vanilla midget moistcritical has a fucking career because you retarded zoomers grew up watching him and still watch him out of obligation. His "hot takes" are the most boring generic shit I ever seen in my life and frequently saying "fuck" like it's edgy is embarrassing. You can also tell he is just a straight up low IQ retarded after that back and forth with Sneako. Imagine losing a debate to a literal retard because your youtube rep said "don't piss off liberals" so you say shit about tranny kids that annoys everyone?

a dash of well known actors

some well known VAs

and some youtubers for some reason

what a bizarre arrangement

it's a shittier version of papers please with better graphics

Different super powers ARE important to a super hero team.

as some alien bitch from a different galaxy walks by

So, how old are you really?

I turned 39 a few years ago. Went to Dave and Busters. Shit was lit.

I cackled at his delivery. But it's sad he went from The Batman to this. At east Aaron Paul flopped in a bunch of movies before he got forced into voice acting.

alanah pearce is one of va's and i refuse to give any money to anything this stupid bitch can benefit from

what can i say except you're welcome

game about a faggot mc who sits in his cuck chair

no thanks

Just pirate?

VAs

dubbers are not voice actors, i don't see a SINGLE voice actor in that list.

So what are her powers?

there's a bug that locked me out of completing the first gameplay segment and I didn't want to play through the intro again so I just dropped it.

The abundance of swearing is annoying, the writing is good but not great, the gameplay part is chaotic because you lose lines and have to do things with a timer so you are forced to not pay attention on the conversation and do your job, hopefully they will give more time on launch because if they expect me to replay this game 10 times to get all the lines it needs an amazing write to accompany the game.

Not him but what was even conceeded? What was there even to conceed TO? Your performative conservatoid whining?

I think its just expected you won't see all the unique dialog lines in a playthrough, you would have to have knowledge of upcoming dispatches to know character-specific shit is available. I think the speaking dialog during dispatches is a bit low which makes it doubly hard to hear and do your job.

There's literally unique lines for choosing people to go on specific tasks and multiple tasks have different lines for whichever hero you send. I replayed the game and saw this myself. Trying to hear all the dialogue is pointless.

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

So I'm playing sad Iron Man in this right?

it’s x race I don’t like today

White men and taking accountability for their own faults challenge (impossible)

haha making fun of gooks are le funny

haha making fun of mutts are le funny

haha making fun of jeets are le funny

haha making fun of japs are le funny

noooooooooo not latinx

you know what?
beaner beaner beaner beaner beaner beaner beaner

sir they called us out 1 post in, how do we continue the marketing

sir a second poster has now brought attention to our hidden operation, do we roll out the bots now or continue the toxic positivity formation

obvious
Post less marketing and show off the goods or fuck off

Reminder to all browns in this thread that after Anon Babble was crashed, the hacker pulled out some data, and we've all found out that American users here are a vast minority. This website is populated mostly by europoors and thirdies parroting the same five jokes every day, and jews sitting on Anon Babble all day.

and jews sitting on Anon Babble all day.

interesting, qrd?

3d with shaders but no actual 3d models to oogle at at every angle so it's just all the negatives of them instead of the positives

is basically renpy trash

Asterisk fetish

fake reviews from cheapest website and recruited randoms who got goodie bags

Come on faggots, fix the fuckin game you niggers
I say this as a black man

Uhhhhhhhh
Did they steal my idea?

Can you fuck Prism?

Cept that was like 2004 and MHA was like 2019.

How long has this been worked on? Also, NO ONE has talked about this before, so it must be a shilling attack.

NO ONE has talked about this before

Didn't it get a trailer in the Dorito Pope Show?

Karlach at home

first 5 minutes has a woman talk about diversity and the main character look at the penis of a black man in the restroom at the urinal

made me download and check. good job mr marketeer

Can't talk about a game on Anon Babble unless it's already been talked about

No wonder newfags don't talk about video games...

Didn't it get a trailer in the Dorito Pope Show?

Yeah, there were a few threads about it when the trailer first dropped.

Nah bitch. I could see after an E3 trailer reveal....not 6 months after Dewrito Pope Awards. No one will give a fuck!

But sky high was kino.

It looks like this is the police, does it play like that?

I could see after an E3 trailer reveal

Yeah, or maybe after a demo just came out.

Shills working overtime itt but the game just doesn't look good sorry
If they really want that same audience as BG3 they need to add sex scenes

I like the concept of basically being a 911 operator for heroes but how much of it is that and how much is it a telltale game?

R*ddit: the g*me

Jesse bros? This list isn't looking too good.

All star cast

Only two of them are regular actors

Who's the middle left girl?

Karlach has worst horny devil muscle mommy design that's why I behead her every darn time I have chance

Can I knock any of the women up? If not, then I will not play this game.

What even is this game about?

Last defense academys demo is like 2h long.

you just know only when you use spicy slur for latinx shits deleted by lightspeed

at this point Anon Babble is Brazil Website

Playing a former superhero who's mech suit got broken, you get told that they can build you a new one if you work as a dispatcher for a group of mostly reformed supervillains.

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I can't why is he like this?

That's the main concern I have with this. Obviously it's not going to be very long but it needs to have some length.

The guy is just a super strong midget.

when was the last time a western game was not about a weak pahtetic whtie guy who gets rescued, beaten up or insulted by women every 5 seconds?

so can you actually make choices Ala Walking death and wolf among us?
or will it be like "This is the police" where you get some flavor text and fuck all else besides being on rails?

Dispatch is a superhero workplace comedy where choices matter.

god only knows if that'll actually be the case though.

I WILL be romancing Not!Karlach

Expedition 33

Looks woke

Fun little demo. Clearly it's going to be make or break based on the writing, but what they showed was largely pretty good even if you didn't get a feel for most of the characters. Hacking being a guaranteed resolution to a challenge seems busted and annoying if you're at all competent at vidya so you know you won't fail. Hidden perks are also dumb since they'll be posted on the internet day 0 and since some of them don't seem to require committing to an action to unlock, they're just there to punish people who don't obsessively try every hero for every mission type before finally sending someone. I also wish you could check your hero's dossier while in a mission select screen and not just their hexagon of stats, or some other way to remind yourself of what the various perks.

Added it to my wishlist despite the complaints, though, since the core gameplay loop seems pretty fun and a neat way to get to know the various characters.