So it's been established that SPY is the leader right?

So it's been established that SPY is the leader right?

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god a tf2 movie would be kino
if it wasn't made by hollywood or forcibly approved by any diversity teams

I mean, he's the most sane, no?

Their qualifications:

Sniper: just a psychopath

Scout: just a psychopath

Heavy: pretty sure he has some kind of literature diploma, also just a psychopath

Demoman: based but probably even worse than a psychopath, murdered several adoptive parents I'm pretty sure

Soldier: Actually mentally handicapped

Medic: Is actually qualified as a doctor, just not legally allowed to practice medicine, has all sorts of crazy ass gadgets that he made up, probably very smart

Engineer: has more diplomas than he has teammates, improved on his father's sentry and dispenser design and made a working version of the teleporter, probably an actual fucking genius

Pyro: Deranged schizo but was a successful CEO for a while, simply gave up that life because he prefers burning and beating the shit out of people with improvised weapons

Spy: basically no credentials or identity, but obviously very competent, has lots of cool gadgets with no evident source, unclear but likely very qualified

So it's basically gotta be one of the bottom four and we all know it isn't gonna be pyro

Good summary, but watch Meet the Sniper again anon, it's literally right there.

I'd say spy is the defacto leader, engie and medic are the brains, then heavy and demoman are the essential second in command to them.

Snipers more of a sociopath
he doesn't take pleasure in killing people he just doesn't care what he does as an assassin because he's good at it

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A tf2 show was pretty close to happening on adult swim. The 'meet the team" was gonna be episode one. I'd kill for a tf2 movie tho.

based on his voice lines he clearly is having fun, it could go either way, I'm not a psychologist though

The Administrator is the leader

Ms Pauling is the leader, she's the one that gets the "We're Team Fortress too" namedrop.

nah spy's the leader

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Uh, no.

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After reading the comics, it would have been cringeworthy shit.

Pauling leads herself right into scouts weewee

why are anti-sniper niggers like this?

let's nerf sniper

Sure, I see where he might be a bit OP in certain situations with fast quickscopes and jarat-

make him rev up like a minigun for .87 seconds

AND make him do half damage at first so he has to wait an additional second to get his default damage

ALSO he's got LESS ACCURACY for that time, so it's basically useless during that extra second anyway

AND give him a reload like my favorite youtubers suggested

But let him stay scoped in like the hitman's heatmaker for some reason by default???

(if that's even what this guy is suggesting, he doesn't explain it well)

also make the cozy camper's upside built in for some reason???

but also everyone knows airborne snipers are too strong when shooting so make them force unscope when airborne teehee

(doesn't one rifle do this already? Or all of them except one? I don't remember, it's not exactly common... what a weird change)

give him a laser like my second favorite youtuber suggested

also let him get flinched normally

(even though he made it harder to flinch him earlier anyway...?)

bullet spread on his super slow firing unscoped rifle, that's WAY too strong without it.

Cause less damage to sentries........ for....... some reason?????

Seriously it's completely insane. Just fucking make him take like .5 seconds to get his headshots or something instead of .2, or make him take longer to reload his single shot rifle, or something and have less ammo overall. Those would be fair. This? It's just pure schizophrenia.

If scout can't get Miss Pauling what other vidya character would you ship with him

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tracer, duh

Scout trying to get with any vidya princess would be funny

Scout is the main character of TF2. He got the Expiration Date and Jungle Inferno shorts all to himself, and he's relevant in a lot of comics too.

Scout could get it.

not because he deserves it, though.

Spy's always been the straight man and the one that seems to have the most power and sway with everyone.
Either because he's the most sane or because they respect him or whatever, but it always seemed like he was the leader.

oneshots should not exist in a hero shooter. save that gay shit for cs and fagorant etc. a hero shooter is about movement and having a health pool. not one sane person on the planet enjoys when a faggot with a oneshot ability plays server admin and holds the rest of the lobby hostage.

He arranged the "dying wishes in the bucket" meeting when the entire team thinks they're about to die, so yeah probably

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heavy and spy are like the sergeant and lieutenant, respectively. meaning heavy is the guy most of the time because he's the field leader and down to earth charisma guy. but spy can step in for some stuff.

Scout is the maim character, cus he's the youngest and a rookie per se. But spy is definitely the leader

based
scout needs to be paired with a big strong thick woman

Scout falls under Captain Hero syndrome
He's so dumb and egotistical, you can write him doing almost anything stupid and it'd be in character somehow

Naaaah. Scout probably has posters of Bayonetta with Ms paulings face taped to it

Soldier is the leader because he has the bucket afterwards.

hero shooter

stopped reading here. You are a homosexual.

Is it not

No, retard.

It's just Quake but with classes. Meanwhile a hero shooter would be Quake Champions. The distinction is somewhat muddled by unlocks, at its core TF2 isn't a hero shooter.

myself

It's just Quake but with classes. Meanwhile a hero shooter would be Quake Champions.

Can you extrapolate on this?

Maybe 15 years ago. Tf2 is long dead

Tf2 is long dead

how exactly is it dead if it's still got a ton of players and has been seeing more updates as of late?

characters in quake champions all have passive and active abilities, while tf2 it's only scout and medic who have passive abilities (double jump and self-regen)
you can also stack multiple classes in tf2 without repercussion.

Third worlder/poorfags

soldier and demo have blast self damage resist
pyro has afterburn immunity
spy has cloaking and disgusing
engineer has buildings which are functionally an ability (see also: the monkey guy in qc who has a building)

That doesn't exactly explain anything.

demo doesn't have self blast damage resistance and spy's cloaking and disguising are both weapons regardless of how integral they are to his class. But you're also still missing the point here, and I imagine on purpose.

the player count numbers have been pretty consistent, 70k-100k+ depending on time of year, but you can't tell who's actually playing and who's idling, or who's real and who's a bot really

TF2 has been, at most, a blip on the FPS landscape, occasionally there's a clamor about bots or how TF2 is still alive but it never amounts to anything

more updates

You mean more content farmed out from the community? Doesn't Valve have a single digit team still working on TF2? I heard it might even be *one single person*.

This shit is kept on life support because it still makes money, because they added lootboxes and cashgrabs to an otherwise 10/10 game. I thought Anon Babble hated that shit

because it's outdated. "tf2 is only popular because it's f2p" might've held water in 2011, but now with dozens of options across genres it is clear there's more to the game that manages to attract people.
and the game has atrocious performance compared to pre-hat days, so that's even less merit.

it is clear there's more to the game that manages to attract people

yeah, like gambling.
yeah, like people with gambling addictions.
lmfao

I'd actually argue cloaking is more of an ability than most other things named, because it's always there on right-click and isn't a dedicated weapon to switch to like the disguise kit.

So if a game isn't FOTM slop, it's dead..?

gamblers/traders are a minority of the playerbase, and often don't even play the actual game.
it is overshadowed by cs in that regard. so no, it's not that either. keep bending yourself into a pretzel instead of just accepting that the game is simply fun. it doesn't need to be more.

Every character is having fun based on their voice lines. Comics and videos offer better character description than circlejerking on hightower.