Based Nintendo telling pirates to fuck off

is this gonna be another one of those threads where anti nintendo shitposters and acfag act like sovereign citizens and keep calling people bootlickers for not breaking the law, acting like they're themselves above the law?

This won't be upheld in the eu, and is most likely fake anyway, apple has 100x Nintendo's money, and even they couldn't beat eu regulators, so nintendo has no shot. This is so anti consumer it will likely cause a massive fine, and affected consumers will get a payout.

save me daddy EU!!!

posts a troll thread

gets removed

bro imma post it again

over and over, anon. never underestimate marketing

TENDIE PIRATES
TENDIE PIRATES
TENDIE PIRATES
FUCK EM

I hate the eu as much as the next guy, but they are exceptionally good at protecting consumer rights, and bootlickers like you hate that, you want to be raped by companies and asked for a tip afterwards so fuck you.

hi snoy

I pay them, so yes. Regulate as I please. And it's mommy EU.

Kek you are literally brining the end of modern civilization with this insane love you have for the state.

Why do you hate Europe?

based
nintendo won
pc cūcks lost

the eu not europe, and they are a gay club of retards, that are hellbent on destroying europe and making it a gay middle east, while making it illegal to question this goal.

A gay club of retards.. I don't think I can take this seriously.

Here's the thing though. Pirates WILL actually just fuck off. If it becomes impossible to pirate something most people will just toss their hands up and be content to go without.

Based Nintendo telling pirates to fuck off

Attempting to circumvent protection is against the DMCA law and a federal crime, even in the EU. You don't have a foot to stand on if this happens to you.
What are you gonna do? Admit to committing a federal crime?

B b b but apple

Apple refusing to let you repair your phone is not the same as Nintendo refusing to let you pirate.
Cry about it, retarded ape

capacitors inside switch 2 start to die

bricks hundreds of thousands of Switch 2s

everyone who buys a switch 2 has to buy the Switch 3

Long noses win again.

What does the Switch 2 being hard to fuck with mean for "Snoys"? You both are bots, right?

You made that post. The user who made that post is a literal nobody in that forum. Everyone laughed at that post because it was all fake. This thread is all fake. KYS

You fags are going to lose your shit when game back ups and emulation work again lol

There will be a mass tendie suicide

It's going to make me so hard

Damn nintendonts truly are manchildren lmao

Bros, I always wanted to play one of the 3D Pokémon's from the switch. Which one is the best?

modding the system is legal everywhere you monkey, piracy is just a consequence of it, and bricking the system is a unreasonable response and will not be upheld by the eu, you have no idea what youre talking about, go be a retard somewhere else please.

I'm gonna be honest, I do feel like the Pirate community got really fucking cocky with the Switch.
Having TotK on the web and emulatable before the game was even out was just asking for Nintendo's ire.
Like
C'mon guys
Play it cool

the one that has sandles that plap against girl feet.

Uh

so sell it

no

so port it?

no

so...wait you won't even port it?

no

Not even a shitty emulator or watered down one? Can your shitty polystation even run it?

we don't even know

But..it was literally Rarewares last game, their only gamecube one that you begged them to make

so?

Okay..so what about the other one made by Namco?

If we wanted a good game by bamco released on Nintendo, we wouldn't have cancelled their metroid prime 4.

...you're going to have ciggy Shiggy come back and make another rehash aren't you?

no comment

its really REALLY hot

Which one!!!??

idr iv gone stupid just remembering it! god i love hebe feet so much!

Agreed

Yes

On behalf of all of Anonymous Proxy, i humbly apologize for all of the offensive jokes and piracy that we have engaged in, we kneel.

Please forgive us Nintendo.

Bejitabro btw.

Modding the system is legal everywhere

Patently false

Piracy is just a side effect.

Patently false. You deliberately circumvented the antipiracy measures, committing a federal crime. At this point, you have forfeited your rights as a rightful consumer.

PC dickheads don't get to play games for free anymore. Good, fuck those retards. Pay for games and stop being a nigger. I'm sure these faggots will spend years crying about nintendo because they only have slop to play, until they eventually cave in and buy a switch 2.

planned obsolesces and anti-repair and anti-modifications are anti-consumer

EU: The fuck is federal?

it's gonna be funny when it's confirmed fake

she takes her shoes off when she goes inside and the soles are subtly textured too.

Have the brain capacity to hack proprietary software and hardware

Can't type a sentence or spell to save their lives

Why?

everyone else's anti-tampering measures: heckin based and wholesome

nintendo's anti-tampering measures: uhhh looks like we gotta contact the EU to get them to sue nintendo over this!!!

Charge up static electricity by shuffling on the floor

Accidentally touch something metal

Switch breaks

bro maybe google things before sperging out with made up stuff, yes modding is legal as long as you don't bypass drm and you don't need to do that, the exploit is legal the software that bypasses drm isn't, but this post alleges that attempting an exploit results in brick and this just isn't a proportional response and will cause eu to take legal action.

and is most likely fake anyway

No shit.

Dude, Switch 2 self bricks if it detects VOLTAGE FLUCTUATIONS (which can happen for an overwhelming variety of reasons from someone in your house doing something stupid with a fork to a thunderstorm or other surge scenario)

Nintendo is fucking developing anti tampering measures even military hardware wouldn't have kek

I wonder how badly this will affect emutroons, the fact they even have it patch required to avoid breaking street date shows they ain't fucking around this time

On the one hand, trannies making emulators will be butthurt about this, and on the other, it's refreshing to see a company being so up-front about their "you don't own anything but 'buy' our stuff anyway" attitude. Lets you know where you stand (and what not to spend money on).

Why do Nintendo fans despise emulation and PC gaming anyway? I thought you guys were idorts? Yet you have scathing hatred of the entire platform.

Game preservation bad.

Putting more volts through the chip causes it to reboot, worst case scenario you play it plugged into the wall outlet during a thunderstorm and you lose some game progress. Cry about it

You will never be able to mod this system, europoor

Hey retard, if you cant replace parts in your switch 2 without it bricking itself, thats the same exact problem here.

consumer protection is legally mandating that it be possible to steal from a game company, the one (1) game company that isn’t full of micro transaction predatory ass cancer

If you think Apple’s bullshit and switch anti tampering are the same you should be shot

They only say that so they don't look like massive dorks missing out on all the major multi-plat releases due to weak hardware.

You either agree to the terms of use or you will not be sold a console in your country, faggot.

n-no you s-see it's actually bad for game preservation #stopkillinggames

kek

oh no, the poor heckin corporation is gonna LITERALLY go bankrupt if little timmy downloads a rom of Super Mario Brothers

Total corporate death.

cant wait to get the emulator and roms and never play em

@Nintendo
@FBI

ressentiment towards any successful venture

Worthless eater with no potential, straight to the death camps

An exploit will be found. In the meantime I'll just buy games normally.

I unironcially give it a year max. I am sensing a dolphin situation where the architecture is very similar and 90% of the work is already done. Time will tell

sony and microsoft are successful and make tons of money by scamming stupid people, therefore we should worship them

gacha and microtransactions make tons of money and are successful ventures, therefore they're good

Nintendo made a bomb that easily bricks and can't be repaired.

B-b-b-based n-nintend-do

How DOES japanese semen taste, OP?

MMM..THANK YOU DADDY TENDO... MMMshlrrrrpphhh

What is shows it's incompetence if any, the day 1 patch is to add drivers for the new memory express cards, currently they don't work at all.

he is talking about pokemon legends arceus

PC dickheads don't get to play games for free anymore

There is basically no exclusives in the first year and emulation will likely be available by the time the good shit starts getting released. Nintendo simply can't beat the autism of thousands of autistic tendies who want to emulate on PC

It makes me so proud to be a Nintendo fan right now. So tired of fucking faggot pirates.

Oh well, guess I'll skip buying the hardware and go straight to PC emulation

Shitposting on gbstemp....
Who tf goes in blind and starts prodding with voltage before reading rom chips in with a programmer and running through with and oscilloscope... Fucking amateurs.

I don't hate piracy. I hate the emutrannies that makes reddit blogs on why piracy is a good thing. Just shut the fuck up and play your games, fag

heh.. me too.. *salutes* Gonna go play some mario and some luigi to celebrate, maybe my wife's husband will bring me some snacks later

you're retarded, this is anti consumer, exploiting a console is perfectly legal, and destroying your device is not a reasonable security measure, i have explained this already, go look it up you of you don't believe me you braindead monkey.

It's just shitposting. No one actually cares. Except actual tendies cultists but they should be ignored

If you're not European why the fuck do you care?

It's an exclusivity thing. Nintendo fans brag about getting a Mario game or Pokemon Clone 215 to own everyone else. Being able to play that game anywhere other than a nintendo console is a direct attack against them because it makes it no longer special.

you are a cuck we are not the same

@grok is this dunning kruger?

If you try to circumvent the copyright protection it renders the device inoperable. Full proof, not even europoor government will help you.

tendie meltie

Nah, nintendo focused their full autism this time to make an unhackable system. You will pay :)

The only one equivocating between Nintendo and micro transactions cancer is you, you fucking illiterate retard. Reread the interaction until your three brain cells light up at the same time.

I hate people who talk about emulation

you should never be allowed to discuss things you enjoy with people

if even one person makes a post on r*ddit about it, then every single person who's ever emulated a game should be violently killed

Daily reminder.

t. Should be shot!
*shoots you*

Switch emulation was based because I didn't end up wasting my money on this slop

the exploit is legal! why are tendies so retarded? running unsigned code is 100% legal no drm has to be circumvented to do so, the cfw is illegal, but this post is about the exploit you retarded bootlicker.

I highly doubt it. It will be cracked the question is how long. My money is on a year.

You will pay

I already preordered and it should be here this week. I am a lifelong idort

Your statements contradict though. These ARE your posts, right?First you say that Nintendo is better than everyone else for not being predatory, but then you immediately dicksuck anyone who's ever had a successful venture, such as a gacha game that sells 500 dollar jpgs to whales.

So which is it? Is Nintendo wholesome chungus for not being predatory with microtransactions, or are microtransactions good because they make line go up?

It is not, they own all the relevant legal documentation. You are not allowed to circumvent the DRM and exploit the hardware. Your system will be forfeit, if you push your luck you're going to court.

Nah, nintendo focused their full autism this time to make an unhackable system. You will pay :)

Sony said this about the PS3 after the PSP :)

playstation and xbox weren't cracked. after totk leaked, nintendo went all out to make their system the most secure ever. switch 2 will probably be even less hackable than ps5 and xbox which don't have any viable emulator.

nta but you're retarded faggot, the guy you're replying to is right

kys please! are you really to lazy to google something before sperging out? this has to be rage bait at this point.

switch 2 will probably be even less hackable than ps5 and xbox which don't have any viable emulator.

That's very common for current gen, only nintendo(the worst company out of all 3, when it comes to security) has ever had the problem of having their current gen console be emulated since the PS1.

And surely Nintendo will use all the money they make by ensuring no sales are lost to piracy to improve the quality of their games and hardware for you, right?

PlayStation 4 is cracked and PlayStation has literally 1% of the people trying to make emulation shit Nintendo does. And Microsoft is 1% of that while also having... You know Microsoft shit. Again time will tell

pro tip: any anti-hacking/tampering/modding/emulation comment you read on the interwebz is bait

I don't even care, I'd be satisfied with poorer game quality if it means pc nigger pirates don't get to play.

You tell yourself whatever helps you sleep at night.
picrel

Quality is top notch, pay up.

Still buying

Not already bort

Fake tendie

ps/xb emulation just isn't worth the effort because everything comes out on PC now. Coupled with the fact that nintendo hardware is always one or more generations behind, just means that all the interest will always be in nintendo emulation.

I'd be satisfied with poorer game quality

We know. That's why you like Nintendo in the first place.

im buying it too, but only to pirate every single game faggot

letting your money be stolen because of random voltage fluctuations out of your control is good actually

holy shit you people are brainwashed

I don't even care, I'd be satisfied with poorer game quality if it means pc nigger pirates don't get to play.

You are in a cult!

switch 2 is unhackable trust me don't try

sounds like a stupid tendie

which is why you are desperate to pirate nintendo games

I feel like I'm looking in a mirror and I'm not even mad

Valve proved long ago piracy is a shitty service issue. Sorry Nintendo cant fix their shit.

This is true, it's why I pirate every game that goes on Steam.

Not really, valve turned gaming into lootbox gambling, making a good game that is an actual work of art isn't even viable anymore thanks to valve.

Only their old games.

kys tendie

hating on a successful venture

Useless eater. Into the camps you go!

yeah, i don't like what gaming has become, slop for the lowest common denominator. As soon as nintendo switch 2 releases I'm only ever going to play switch 2 exclusives that niggers like you can't access. Get fucked.

emutroons are so proud of "not paying for nintendo slop" preferring emulation

yet n64 emulation is still so shit to the point of being bypassed entirely now for de and recomp ports

lmao even

Emulation is only okay when Nintendo does it and charge them for it.

Yes because they own the games, and their emulator actually works. Not a difficult concept.

why are you guys always talking with so much confidence about something you have no clue about?

He cancels you out and I tip the scales, man. I don't know what to tell you. I've already bought a Switch 2.

get fucked lmaooooo

there’s going to end up being enormous amounts of hardware issues that cause the switch 2 to easily brick and Nintendies will be told to buy a new console lmao

Meanwhile pirates will find a workaround even if it’s literally intercepting network packets on your WiFi router to dump and decrypt games

Are people seriously so retarded they think "unhackable" is a real thing
If it connects to the internet, It’s vulnerable. Your CPU has to run 30-40% slower now because they found an exploit in the hardware itself but the incident was memory holed by EVERYONE

So it's okay to hate a company that's successful because they charge too much? Good to know.

Then what are you gonna play anon? Indie third rate slop? Or do you feel entitled to free entertainment also?

EMPRESS SISTERS!!!
FITGIRL SISTERS!!!!!!!
WE NEED TO REGROUP IN THE 'CORD IMMEDIATELY. NINTENDO IS VOLDEMORT! I REPEAT NINTENDO IS VOLDEMOOORR-- AAAAACK

It'll be based nintendo telling legit owners to fuck off, when those tiny bits of irregular voltage wind up bricking the system in normal use.
Better fucking hope your power's perfectly clean, wagies.

I don't dislike valve for charging too much. Actually they are charging too little which means publishers that make good games can't profit. What they have done is turn games into slot machines that take advantage of the psychology of gambling addiction. That's how dota 2/cs go valves most popular games, make profits, and they make a shit ton of money. Valve ruined gaming, that's just the reality.

I do play mostly indies nowadays. They just seem to make better games. Or at least third parties seem to make better games than what nintendo offers.

Splatoon?

TF2 is a far superior online shooter.

Metroid

I could play hollow Knight or Environmental Station Alpha. I consider both superior to Metroid Dread.

Zelda

If I want open world, I'll go play Minecraft, or if I want a game still not owned by a major corporation, I'll go play Terraria.

Xenoblade

I don't play anime shit or JRPGs, so this means nothing to me anyway

Pikmin

Essentially My First RTS. I have a selection to choose from on PC.

Mario

There's so many indie platformers that I'll never reasonably run out.

And that's not even accounting for the ability to emulate everything from the 8th gen prior. Thousands of games.

Piracy is illegal and pirates got quite caught

Actually they are charging too little which means publishers that make good games can't profit.

Profit is the devil that ruined the industry to begin with, so this is a win in my book.

Ender lilies (and magnolia) are better Metroidvanias than anything Nintendo has some since super. And there are a billion indie creature collectors which do it for me these days. I don't give a fuck about platformers. I am just buying the switch 2 for Metroid prime 4

I could play hollow Knight or Environmental Station Alpha. I consider both superior to Metroid Dread

Play ender lilies

game developers shouldn't make money!!!!!

so you won't get games, retard.

games go back to being passion projects instead of corporate approved shareholder dicksucking

oh nooo.....

make a game for free then, nigger.

Games go back to being passion projects

Bro, they never were. Games were made to make MONEY.

So we return to chip-modding in 5 years and the poorfags who can't afford a chip-modded console will cry about it. Big fucking deal.

Cave story

want to charge my switch 2

my wall socket has a moment and and sends a slightly higher voltage

nintendo bricks my 500$ console

This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Then he sold it for profit.

It wasn't MADE for profit. It was made for passion

Palworld.

Power outage breaks electronic device

Lawsuit

So you're going to sue your municipal power plant? Alright then.

Then he sold it for profit.

You're a funny man, anon.

Probably because it's bullshit and anyone with a functional brain should know this

Imagine not knowing about the fangame community, full of people who regularly make games just for the fun of it.

b-but Cave story!

The dude literally lets people play it for free. And as we saw with Nicalis, look how they screwed the original owner when they wanted to monetize his work. Was it worth it?

huh...

You can still download the free ware version retard

the best they have come up with is unplayable romhacks

Fangames!

They would sell those too if they could get away with it.

Did you seriously pay 40 dollars for a worse version of freeware?

$40 fucking dollars

Holy shit Nintendo fags explain???

dev makes fangames like SMBX

considered one of the best Mario Maker titles, long before Mario Maker was a thing

distributes it for free

decides to make an original game, Terraria

well loved by anyone who loves video games

dev cares so little about making money that he regularly puts it on sale for 99 cents

we're approaching 14 years of free content updates

Meanwhile, you spend 80 bucks on Zelda DLC.

Goes from fangames to devs being made and sold to make money

Not helping your case.

Again, the money wasn't important. He just wanted to make a fun game. He hasn't even raised the price of the game for 14 years, even though everyone is rushing to raise their prices due to muh inflation.

If he just wanted to make a fun game, he wouldn't charge a cent.

Why would I want to buy a console that was specifically engineered to become unsuable as soon as it detects a slight malfunction? What if they fucked up and it's going to happen to legal users? I want a reliable piece of hardware.

cant modify my console to pirate games? Nintendo is le anti-consumer!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's why he doesn't charge a cent for a single content update. Let's see Nintendo release a game for 99 cents and provide content for it for 14 years.

Yes

If he just wanted to just make a fun game, he wouldn't charge for it. Plus, Nintendo doesn't make games like terraria. They don't want, nor have need too. So, what are you even trying to say? They should make a heavily bloated slog of a game that gets worse every update?

The state literally should only exist to the extent that it can protect the freedoms of its citizens; the right not to be killed by invaders, and yes the right not be fucked by megacorps.
Minarchy is an imperfect but satisfactory compromise, the state is here to stay as much as that sucks, so it may as be well be leveraged to protect *some* consumer freedoms.

muh feduhral crime

I am doing the emulation. This is hard but doable. Probably 6 months. I am kind of busy with life and work is suspended. Let's see.

So, what are you even trying to say? They should make a heavily bloated slog of a game that gets worse every update?

They already made Breath of the Wild and DLC of the Kingdom.

Everyone. This is guy who pays to play games.

What do they have to do anything? They are not comparable to anything related to this conversation.

I didn't pay for it, I just looked up cave story in the eshop to prove that retard wrong.

Kek this is why Nintendo is the King.

You were talking about a piece of shit slog that gets worse with each update, my mind shot right to Zelda.

Ok fine. I am not Nintendo employee I am just speculating what could happen in a situation like that. What will the modder guy's for question like "What was your intention to modify component"?
He can't lie. What is he gonna say he was swapping component because it stopped working?

Post reeks of desperation. Zelda didn't have updates crammed into to pad out the game and flood it with stuff people will never use. Try harder next time.

Zelda didn't have updates crammed into to pad out the game and flood it with stuff people will never use.

see>all that useless junk that'll never see use because you can just trivialize combat with gmod vehicles

A new game is now an update

using a game mechanic is now bad

Still have not successfully refuted the point about if the terraria guy just wanted to make a fun game, why does he charge money for it.

b-b-b-but guys what if it has a false positive and your switch 2 is bricked!

the multi billion dollar company probably didnt think of thunderstorms guys!

Poorfags are having crashouts over the idea of switch 2 being locked down after getting free Nintendo gamed for the last 15ish years

Realistically caps in a Switch 2 will last far longer than SNES caps that are failing today

A new game is now an update

using a game mechanic is now bad

Considering all of the new content in Zelda is worthless filler, I'd say yes they are bad. TOTK is a 70 dollar DLC, that they repurposed as a new game. It would explain how utterly lazy it is.

Still have not successfully refuted the point about if the terraria guy just wanted to make a fun game, why does he charge money for it.

I don't have to. As long as he's charging less money than Nintendo does, while still putting out superior content, it shows that Nintendo is charging too much money and they could easily make less.

I didn't want to bring this up, but he also gives the game away for free, so the whole paying for it part is entirely optional.

shut up retard

Do you people even hear yourselves? You don't even like games at this point, you've just formed your identity around it online.

That smells like complete bullshit.

give you money to nintendo, nigger

blow me yellow monkey

doesn't work like that, retard

Nintendo Brick 2

I hate the EU because they are antiwhite as all sin by pushing all sorts of biological and historic erasure of my kin.
Now granted they do on occasion protect consumer rights which is in fact good...but the organization is still deeply poisoned.

Most retarded take I've ever read

I don't hate PC gaming at all.
That's completely removed from emulation to begin with.
Do not go making false equivilences.
Secondly I don't hate emulation so much as the two faced nature people have with it

hurrr it's totallyyyyy about preserving games bruh. totes. swear on me mum

Blatant fucking horse shit 98% of the time
Then there's the

nintendo doesn't even make real games just dumb poppy baby games lmao

NOOO I NEED TO EMULATE REEEEE

shit.
It's the most blatant obvious case of sour grapes.
No one is going to spend time and effort to down load and set up an emulation and games they genuinely actually think are beneath them/not worth their own time.
Either delete your entire Nintendo emulation/ROM stache, or admit they make some of the best games in the industry.
Or better yet.
Shut the fuck up so sites stop getting nuked.

Can't wait until some bug in an update or game bricks 10 million switch 2s and Nintendo accuses them all of being pirates and sues their entire customerbase

The entire source for this is one guy "trust me bro" with no actual proof

plugs switch 2 into a non-Nintendo console

oops now my $450 device is now a brick

Tendies will STILL defend this

What the actual fuck is wrong with you lot

OR, hear me out, some of their games are worth emulating, and others aren't. Stop with the blatant black and white thinking.

Also, there's nothing wrong with taking issue with games having performance issues or gameplay problems, and emulation being able to fix them. I'd like to remind you that, while Nintendo fans were slobbering over the prospect of paying nintendo 20 bucks to upgrade their games to play 60 FPS, PC users got that for free. So it's not as much about the games, as it is the cancerous locked down environment that they exist in.

*Charger
Fuck me I need some sleep it's 1am

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anon.
The guy you replied to and 'the terraria guy' is the same person.
It's ACtranny.
a very well known massively dishonest troll who has plagued this board for 15 years.

Your brown

expect whining and shit facing for months until it gets cracked and then for a couple of months more

This is the same company that sold you literal cardboard, anon.
The chips are going to be cheap junk.

YOU
WILL
ALL
BUY
IT
ANYWAYS
LOOOOOOOOL
:^)

Spare me with your crocodile tears. I've seen what you consider "good posting".

Lmao poorfag cope thread

instantly defends eric

Why are you defending a self admitted pedophile so hard?

This, just look at Denuvo games
Pirates don't end up buying them, they just play something else

Who exactly was '''slobbering''' over the upgrades? nice of you to toss in an extra $10 on the price though.
Ever dishonest from PCtards.
'it's only SOME games we want to emulate mmmkay'
Whatever lie helps lad.
We get threads daily on Odyssey, BotW, TotK, Astral Chain, Kirby, Pokemon, etc for being emulated. Then you fucks go right around to calling it all 'worthless vapid baby shit' in a thread meant to discuss these games.
'muh locked down environment./....is...le bad...BECAUSE'.
Sure child.
Because sega is doing so great now that it's 3rd party.
Where's crazy taxi? Golden Axe? Shinobi? Billy Hatcher? Panzer Dragoon? Space Channel...51? etc.
Dead.
Because sega just needs to run off sonic, yakuza, and atlus titles.
Same with capcom killing most IPs because resident evil, mon hun, and SF.
Splatoon, Astral Chain, Mario + Rabbids, Code Name Steam, Ring Fit, ARMS, etc wouldn't even exist if Nintendo gave up being 1st part developer.
Go cry more about how sour those grapes are.

because I guarantee you he is one as well.
There's likely years of proof of such by this point.

711239761

kill yourself actranny.
You've never made a good or genuine post in 15 years.
You don't get to judge SHIT.
Now go and defend armored core 6s cutscenes, waifu shittery, and qtes.
Again.
Despite you never playing it.
Much like the rest of that series you '''adore'''' so much to use as a moniker.

Cry me a river. Look at you immediately derailing the topic into talking about pedophilia and trannies, while not addressing any arguments from anyone else. Also kind of you to ignore the "YOU'RE BROWN" and "YOU'RE A THIRD WORLDER" shitposts. Guess shitposting is okay when it's in favor of your favorite company.

tl;dr you support closed DRM platforms. Gotcha.

Because sega is doing so great now that it's 3rd party.

Well, thanks to them being third party, I legally bought 50 of their sega genesis games for 10 bucks, and enjoyed each and every one. I also ripped them from their install, and can boot them on any emulator. Already seems like a much better than Nintendo asking 80 bucks for a Zelda rehash.

NTA but every single Nintendo thread has been shilling for and defending the price increases as if their lives depended on it
Same with reddit, YouTube comment sections, news outlets, many major forums, etc
I know, Babel Media shills, but it has been giving the appearance of tendies slobbering over it

he keeps defending the pedo

Should we call the canadian feds or something?

I can already see good goy nintendo consumers ending up with bricked consoles because of the overly sensitive protection and they'll get called hackers and pirates on top of that

So Doug really got scared once it was pointed out he kept defending the pedo uh?

p-please reply to me

I don't think so, the entire reason why backwards compatibility isn't 100% there yet is because the architecture is different and emulation is done on the hardware level that needs patches to work.

Read the post again tranny, i know you can understand it if you try just a little.

sony console/microsoft console gets hacked

"YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT IT, FUCK CORPORATIONS!"

nintendo console gets homebrew

"NOOOOO THINK OF THE POOR CORPORATIONS, THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"

kek

Snoy seething

Here's the thing. I agree with the first sentiment. Sony deserved to have both the PSP and Vita broken open, and I take ample advantage of that on a daily basis. But I don't buy into the attempts at making corporations sympathetic.

Shut up snoyfag no one cares what you think this thread is for NintendoGODS only!!!

How old are you? Are you dyslexic? You're just making shit up now.

People talked about sony homebrew for decades, and nothing bad happened. It's nobody's fault but Nintendos that they wanted to be anal about litigation.

Like I said before, corporations don't deserve rights.

save me daddy corporation!!! OUUUUGH SLURP SLURP YUMMY YUMMY I NEED SHEKESBERG'S BOOT IN MY TUMMY

Anon Babble lost
Piratechuds lost

This but for statist cucks

People who support (((copyright law))) aren't cucks

Your brown

My brown what?

This is not testing. This is not a release.
It's Nintendo cleaning the bad apples in its bunch.
It just was too fucking big to swallow.
I'll never blame someone for pirating, but having the fat linus tech tips guy posing smugly to promote ryujinx was the kind of shit that grabs attention from investors and chairmen, and was basically painting a target on the emu scene.

Nazi numbers in user name

Nintendo NEEDS to arrest ALL pirates.

painting a target on the emu scene

Not to mention journos reporting on it ("but you'll have to find the link at your own risk!") and others on social media just willy-nilly posting links ad nauseum, grandstanding how piracy is epic moral higher ground. Just shut up and keep head down, nothing to gloat about

Flamewars and shitposting aside, why do Nintendo customers accept this behaviour?

I grew up with an N64, I have nostalagia - but I refuse to buy from a company that engages in such blatant anti-consumer action.

Why do they accept this?

people pirate everything

put in anti tampering and anti pirate measures

OMG SAVE ME RUSSIANHACKERWOMAN

legit customers should be okay with having less freedoms because one guy pirated a game 20 years ago

Every other company ever does something BUT HOW COULD YOU SUPPORT NINTENDO DOING THE SAME???

snoy logic.

federal crime

in EU

Lmao what the fuck is this dude yapping about

It just was too fucking big to swallow.

I'll never blame someone for pirating, but having the fat linus tech tips guy posing smugly to promote ryujinx was the kind of shit that grabs attention from investors and chairmen, and was basically painting a target on the emu scene.

Kotaku promoted pirating Metroid Dread too. I think a load of dumbass journalists, youtubers and patreon emulator devs were effectively creating an online cottage industry of Nintendo Switch piracy. Giving criminals who did ransomware attacks on Switch owners like like Gary Bowser free promotion and puff pieces to make him look like a victim.

Like they try to hide behind "being fans" or whatever the hot new excuse is. but they were unironically trying to push Switch piracy publicly compete against the real product while making money off it.

EUssr is a country, cope with it or (your country)exit it if you don't like it, eurabian.

This sounds like the switch2 is going to have insane issues on launch lol

Here's a gold star for trying little bro.
By the way Nintendo consumers are NIGGERS who eat shit.

Enjoy rotting in a hate speech gulag Eurocuck.

Making it so you can't crack a console to play pirated software means that PC won't get pirated games

Anti-pirates and tech illiteracy on full show.

Unfortunately for you I don't live in a cuck country, I'm a true south euro poorfag, so I can say NIGGER as much as I want.
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Terms of use are, and have been proven time an time again, not legally enforceable dickwad.

Stop posting on Anon Babble. By posting on Anon Babble on your 3DS web browser you're circumventing the DRM on Anon Babble by doing so.