Emma "Snood" Myers to be cast as Zelda

Picrel

That's almost worse, almost

I'd impregnate either of them

Fake but I might unironically watch whatever slop Sony puts if that's the case.
I love snooood
I am just a humble waifufag

Here is your Hyrule princess.

Why are they still using real actors? They could make a 1:1 AI model at this point, and it would probably do a better job acting.

Did someone say Snood?

nintendo will ALWAYS be the best company out of the 3. but GOD! if it isnt annoying to see them do this kind of utterly retarded things when they feel confident or on the lead.

NOBODY! wanted a live action zelda movie. NO.BO.DY!!! it should have been animated like the Mario one. im sure illumination would have done a job as good as they did with Mario. and now, not only the most anticipated vidya movie in all history is gonna be live action, a project downright destined to fail in every possible way, but they are casting people from the most recent worst vidya movie ever made!

if nintendo were struggling, they or would not make this movie, or they would have thought their choices and NOT make it live action.

You talk like a woman; please post your breasts.

Sorry, anon. But Sadie got the part. It's yet to be announced.

SnoodGODS stay winning

blacked

oh hell naw, we don't want that stench on Zelda and Link...

Snood's Sood and Food

Haven't you heard recent news? Redheads are black now. You can't be "blacked" when you're already black.

I dont care. I'm not going to watch it because it's going to be FILLED with blacks since its Hollywood

Snood is attractive which goes against the whole demoralization thing and/or female casting directors hiring ugly women (or "women") out of spite.

The Zelda series already introduced brown characters as far back as 2002. And Characters with unmistakably afro features since 2006. Pic related is from Twilight Princess. The three NPCs are siblings.

Will Anon Babble ever stop thinking about black penises?

those characters are all lighter skinned than the average jap

Links love interest will be brown

King will wed his only daughter to Ganondorf.

And you will enjoy it.

It will be going to a trans black lesbian and you tendies will fucking like it

I can never tell what level of racism I'm dealing with on Anon Babble. So let me get this straight: You're the kind of racist that says black people are only black if they're dark skinned. You're cool with light skinned blacks?

boob window

SEXOOOOOOOOOO

Christ ... Hollywood really has run out of attractive women, hasn't it?

i am a firm believer in the one drop rule, but nothing indicates that those 3 are black at all
i don't even know why i'm here i don't even like zelda so i'm just basing my opinion on that one single image. i haven't seen them in game.

Those are not blacks, and the hair type there is not black hair type despite it being done up in an afro. The only dark skinned people in Zelda should be Gerudo, but hollywood won't limit it to just Gerudo, and if by any chance they DO, they'll do what they did with Dune movie(which was dogshit) and shove a mix of Africans and middle easterners instead of just middle easterners.

Links love interest will be brown

Newfag

Snood set to play a moblin, and a horny one at that!
rumor has it theres a funny scene where Link dreams he's having sex with zelda, and when he wakes up, moblin snood is sleeping next to him looking very smug and satisfied!

hunter schafer would be perfect. the transphobia is so forced and corny when the actress is objectively insanely hot.

actress

kill yourself, flamer

you would have to be really delusional to think it would happen.

She's white underneath, you know that.

Would.

your troonda, sire

She is a bit too fat she needs to be thin af

NOTHING indicates that they're black...? really... REALLY.

Coro,(The man) looks like a Fat Albert character with a big afro. And yes, it's supposed to be black hair. It's just stylized with large curls. The nose, the face shape, the full lips. He just LOOKS black.

Hena(the hot one) looks less black, but she still has those mixed black features. Like Tisha Campbell or Cinna. similar with Iza. Mixed black features. And again full lips.

Sometimes I forget that many Anon Babble posters are either in the middle of America, or in some obscure European country. So you don't even know what black people really look like. You have no frame of reference. I'm really wasting my time explaining to you.

i support this

Hunter is every bit as regal, graceful, and beautiful as Princess Zelda. For fuck's sake, she already has the elf ears!

Casting her is a no-brainer, but I'm afraid chuds will keep bitching on Twitter and eventually convince casting directors to look in another direction.

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If you try to say this character isn't black, then I know you're full of shit. A literal dreadhead who plays the drum. Couldn't be more on the nose than that.

Frankly she look exactly perfect as the latest Zelda from Tears of Kingdom

I'll giver Hunter this: If I didn't already know he was trans, I probably wouldn't question his sex. I would just assume that he's one of those masculine looking women. So in a sense he passes. But it's a stretch to call him "hot". There's definitely something that pings the "danger" sensor when looking at him.

Your Princess Sire

Snoodles...

LMFAO his man jaw, wide shoulders and thick neck don't look like Zelda at all. He would probably make a good Yuga, maybe.
:)

I'll allow it

She doesn't have the right racial structure. A girl like this would be better. Zelda has a very narrow jaw

Yeah no shit, Nintendo isn’t retarded enough to cast some mentally ill fetishist with published schizophrenic rants about how they’re a mentally ill rabidly sexist fetishist, in their family-friendly film for their family-friendly company.
The redditors pushing this nonsense are brain dead.

Hey, just remember, you will never be a woman and people will only play along to the extent they’re forced to by threat of violence. But both you and they know it’s a lie.

I love this man

Zelda is 5’2”-5’6”
Hunter “the man” schlonger is like 6’5” and built like a rower don’t be silly

She's an ugly chinless dyke but still one of the less dysgenic modern celebs so I guess I can live with it.

your elven princess, sire

She's already busy playing Sheva in the upcoming Resident Evil movie

Chris too

She is kinda hot in a little girl kind of way. Alright.

It’s the same as that makeup artist tranny that kept it a secret for a while. Everyone knew something was “wrong” and kept asking if he had an endocrine disorder until he sperged out and for some reason took it out on Ellen degeneres
Tranny dudes really hate lesbians for some reason

Those are Ordonians who are stand-ins for middle ages peasants, they're stinky but they're not meant to be brown.

It's funny that the "insider" is a complete joke who has lied multiple times about things like Bloodborne 2 coming out in 2022. The homosexual "journalists" and other retards aren't even doing research on his credibility because they're so obsessed with astroturfing hunter

kek

need a zelda that can be as cute as spirit tracks zelda

This ugly bitch looks like a man
(((Hollywood))) Loves putting ugliness on a pedestal

Tetra is only heavily tanned, when the king puts the triforce of wisdom back together she loses the tan, and her descendants in New Hyrule are as white as always.

It’s annoying, if you’re going to shove a tranny down everyone’s throats at least find one that looks good or can act.

Harvey wouldn't have let any of this slide.

at least find one that looks good

Someone suggested that chess bitch with prey eyes and I am 100% on board with that

If you think schlonger looks good you’re legit just a gay pedophile
There’s nothing wrong with that but it’s time someone let you know

No tranny "looks good", they are all repulsive men

They're obsessed with pushing ugly masculine trannies because they're insecure in themselves and are desperate for validation.

I don't think it counts as jerking it to trannies, but I've jerked it to Japanese femboy porn. They look very feminine for whatever reason

Nigga you just gay for jap boys

They could push some half-passing female-to-twink and have Elon musk protesting for trans rights in six months, but they hate females even more than they hate themselves so it always has to be male trannies despite them being universally repulsive

asian trannies literally have it on EZ mode

Femboys don't appeal to gay sensibilities, the whole point of being a homo i wanting to fuck a man, not a woman with a dick.

You're in massive denial. The other Ordonians look nothing like them.

You are GAY

It depends on the race of femboy. It's very hard to make white men feminine. Most of the guys jerking it to white femboys are bi.

On the other hand, it's very easy to make Asian men feminine because they already have feminine facial features. I wouldn't say you're gay for jerking it to something like Japanese crossdressers.

They hate attractive women. They're lucky in this because most ugly old roasties in power also hate attractive women.

perfect casting

Sex.

You cope with your homosexuality the same way a tranny fucker would. So I guess femboy, tranny, or whatever else are all the same when it comes to inviting the same levels of in-denial gays.

She cute, but why would you cast a girl to play Zelda when he's a boy?

SNAPPER JOCKEY!

She actually does look like BOTW Zelda

i already said i don't play zelda and was basing my opinion on that one image, of course thats a groid

Hunter mogs

I wouldn't say you're gay for jerking it to something like Japanese crossdressers.

I would. Nigga you gay. Gay ass nigga LLAB

It's a scarf with a hood.

The Hunter story was never real, much like his womanhood.

She doesn't have the right racial structure

this shit doesn't matter to movie execs, here is your beaner snow white with fetal alcohol syndrome, btw

Snood is the most swood

The director in an interview about Planet of the Apes said “it sucks that you (an actor for Apes) are too old to play Link”. The guy is 26 the same age as that hunter dude.

Imagine Emma Myers naked haha
and imagine cumming inside her hahaha

goontroon was lying all along

Not big surprise

Snow White? More like Shit Brown.

The funniest part is everyone posting the one photoshopped picture when saying “(s)he is perfect for Zelda” but every other pic looks like a moblin

Hunter Schafer was a fake rumor made up on discord.

No way, the discordgayops that we kept telling you was a discordgayops was a discordgayops? No way!

BBC slut playing BoTW Zelda

I'm okay with this. A natural blonde would be better though.

mario made bank

at least post her chest

Zelda wouldn't dress like this

A-A-A-a series of snoods

and the film bombed

hes geting fucking BALD, trying to fucking hide his hair line with that greasy hair

They're going to make zelda an actual kid with an adult link to cut out shipping autism entirely, it will be some random little girl you've never heard of and she'll spend the whole movie kidnapped with few lines

he has the money for top tier transplants

holy fuck youre retarded

He's BALD he's GAY

zeld.anything

no shipping

They should cast Jack Black as Link and have him be all like "I.... am LINK!"

he could be like EXCUHUHUHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME... princess...

link is a lone warrior who rides his horse, doesn't speak, he is blond and blue eyed
the choice is obvious

It's a snood, silly.

I did not even know there was a Zelda film being made.

now post the profile side

the news came out last year. Bunch of hacks directing tho so I have no hopes for this.

Tom Holland is going to be Link. Hes already Hollywoods go to when they need a safe Videogame guy. Maybe Chamalet is in the running if they want the bishie fangirl audience.

Hunter looks more like Zelda

boards.Anon Babble.org/tv/thread/210885411/#210885706

It's not a tranny specifically, Euphoria basically seems to exist as a platform to try and launch plants and nepos into stardom regardless of how shitty and untalented they are. Zendaya, Schaefer and Sydney Sweeney all came from there, one of Apatow's nepo daughters is on that show too and the show was created (adapted from an Israeli show) by the son of Barry Levinson. It's a fucking cancer.

another Saturday night spent jerking off to Zelda NTR blacked porn

Is there any way to stop this?

now theres her chest.