Woah
Woah
It's just like my Need for Speed Underground games. Nintendo is so cutting edge.
Hell yeah, I also thought of Underground 2, that game was kino as fuck
Damn the mushroom kingdom has a worse infrastructure than the US
okay but like how the fuck do you go about adding in dlc courses to this?
New islands
Maybe they can release smaller islands with 5-6 tracks you can get trough planes or bridges?
yeah i guess, but how do you connect to the main land
Bridges
Brisges
hop on a plane flight for the second half of the cup
I guess there would HAVE to be "intermission" style course tracks like the daisy cruiser or a sunshine plane
DLC city island that has a bunch of city tracks combined.
The next 3d mario is gonna be open world slop too isn't it
That would be cool, you need to get to the docking station in time, then you have a full track inside the plane/cruiseship while you get to the island.
Map is almost an identical replica of this, except switch the volcano and snow places with each other KEK
You guys remember that course in Mario Kart 64 where you could go visit the Mushroom Kingdom Castle if you went a bit off road?
That's the entire game now
A childhood dream come true, seems like it will be comfy to drive and explore
whoa... Mario has the deepest lore... who knew it took place in the same universe as Zelda...
Well yes, that's what Bowser's Fury was.
deepest lore
bowser's fury was alright so I guess I will consoom the slop
this was forshadowing
racing game with open driving between courses
what's the catch? This always gets fucked up somehow
Looks pretty good. I'm happy for Mario Kart fans.
29 tracks
7 and 1/4 cups worth
They're selling you less than they gave with nearly every Mario Kart before it, but you're happy because there's an empty world to explore? Padding if I've ever seen it.
Is the catch not being forced to drive down bland boring highways between courses? i really hope this has a traditional cup where it fades to black and I start at the next map.
Portals
it's nintendo, if anyone is gonna deliver it'll be them
the catch will be like a third of the courses/routes between them will be kinda shitty and samey
so you don't want a driving tour around the mario world? The fuck is wrong with you? Did you hate adventure mode in various Kart games too?
This direct was just me making jokes and then them becoming real.
"They're going to make 1 track that takes an hour to complete"
They actually do it.
"And this tutorial app will be sold for the low price of $40"
They actually do it
"And we've put the extra FPS and performance enhancements behind a $20 paywall"
They actually do it
its nintendo
if anyone delivers
they didnt
nobody is buying this overpriced piece of shit that'll hold back gaming
its sales will never rival the switch and you tendies will be throwing tantrums for the next decade trying to live up to the switch
enjoy your new role
Riders on the Storm.
nigger is dropping 90$ for a game and is already thinking of getting more DLC
fucking yikes
Warp pipes, you goomba.
nobody is buying this overpriced piece of shit that'll hold back gaming
sad thing is everyone is going to buy it
remember it's the nintendo fanbase
Remember the Wii U sales?
bootleg Tamriel
The Wii U flopped because it was overpriced? Learn something new every day!
There's definitely a few hidden maps you retard, there isn't even a rainbow road in the map shown.
Yes retard, it was considered overpriced on launch for the hardware it had. I know you were 5 years old when it launched so you actually can't remember, but try doing more research than asking ChatGPT for the sparknotes champ
speculation is my argument
rainbow road is actually a city map
the rainbow is painted tarmac and rainbow pride flags
Would you pog?