Father soulless comes for all

all better

Peach's hair ruining the horizontal alignment of the shitpost,

Soul

Toad the only objectively worse one. His smugness is gone.

Peach looks weird

That's where they keep their food for later.

left is actually more soulless
they've been using the exact same models for like 2 years

King Boo's iconic triangle boo arms are sausages now.

For decades the left designs have been the hallmark of Mario being stale and soulless. Ridiculous to suddenly start defending it just because it's not "new" anymore.
Not a particular fan of the new designs, but I'm glad they're fucking FINALLY doing something different with them. Give it a few years and I'll be sick of these too.

Is birdo still a tranny?

She does look like a baby prostitute.

A WHOLE two years??

how can you claim this is not soul bro

make brow longer+curvier

offset corners of mouth

larger upper lip

instant improvement

The smallest things really make the biggest difference

we wanted the calarts audience

we lived long enough to see nintendo try to bring SOVL back to mario

Thank god the sterilized GC/DS era is finally over.

Wokey Kong is the only real causality here

"Soul" used to mean something.

Wokey

the fuck do people mean by this

nukong looks like he takes your pronouns very seriously

no?
it just looks like a more kiddie design. I don't like the redesign but saying it's "woke" is nonsensical.

It's new, therefore it MUST be woke. What else do people base their decisions on these days, amirite?

Birdo's big cock grabbing mouth got smaller

But I said that the rest of the new designs were ok?

still never got his dick chopped off

Because "woke" doesn't actually mean anything. It's just a word that retards overuse when they can't explain why they dislike something.

Literally all of these are upgrades because they look closer to Nakue's 2D promo art.
If you disagree, you're a tasteless faggot.

So a based tranny, Yoshi is so lucky

They put his ass on his face

finally won’t feel so loose on my skinny cock

they're trying to give them chubby cheeks to look 'cute' but they wen't so hard on it that it just looks like they've had botched plastic surgery. it works for some characters like bows jr or the babies but for others it just looks bad

That's indeed a retarded way to describe it.
It's moreso that he looks like a stupid oaf now, the DK on the left side looks more focused and intimidating.

king boo now has the shit eating grin of the paper mario ghosts

based

the DK on the left side looks more focused and intimidating.

DK was never meant to look focused and intimidating, the model just sucked and you coped by headcanoning unrelated character traits. He's a complete goofball in literally every depiction aside from Jungle Beat.

New DK is too cutesy, even in the treehouse stream they called him "cute". DK shouldn't be cute, he's a huge gorilla.

damn these all look so, so much better. are we really out of the sterile, mario mandate nintendo era? I suppose we have been, but it was hard to believe. Never liked Peach’s vacant barbie doll look. King Boo doesnt have his LM design, but hes actually expressive and has character, presumably more than a normal boo. DK’s new design has growing pain but inarguably has more character. Real strides here, it’s great to see. there will always be the old good new bad crowd, but these are across the board improvements to these characters imo

nigga thinks he knows better than the artists

His whole humor schtick came from the fact he's seemingly locked in but is actually fucking lost and constantly being thrown into ridiculous situations, now he's yet another soifacing mascot Looney Tunes wannabe

i thought the whole humor was

expand dong

lays eggs

”clearly this is a biological male!”

Right is better. Baby peach has fuck-me lashes

I’ll put my ass on your face

His whole humor schtick came from the fact he's seemingly locked in but is actually fucking lost and constantly being thrown into ridiculous situations

Have you played literally any DK game? Like, ever? Every single one of the games he's got a blank, dopey-eyed expressive as his default. He pulls wild, exaggerated cartoon expressions in reaction to events. He dances around and gets in stupid slapstick fights. He's a complete fucking goofball and the only reason you ever thought otherwise is because you're an autist who's become so wrapped up in his own headcanon that you're blind to the actual content of the games.

Honestly I disagree that old DK wasn't expressive, I'm gonna miss his big stern monke brow paired with a shit-eating grin. When this big gorilla fuck smiled I knew damn well he was happy. It definitely just feels like they want to make him more friendly and marketable so the big tough gorilla doesn't scare off little babies.

SMB2’s manual has birdo as a crossdresser and this has been consistent ever since. Her situation is that of vivian (at least before the ttyd demake)

Do you not know what "seemingly" means? He was Leslie Nielsen now he's Jim Carrey, I like Jim Carrey but he's not a replacement for Leslie

These are all mostly better. I'm tired of looking at these stagnant designs we've had since the fucking Gamecube, change it up a little.