Why are normalfags like this?

tendies, normies, what's the difference

can't afford a car in this economy so retreats into driving around an empty virtual world with his discord groomers

This species isn't surviving to see 2100

”why has no one made x game (that already exists)"

Forgetting to mention said game is complete ass

”why did vr fail (it didn't)"

No mention of all the hit vr games that took the world by storm

”where are the AI games? (look at any weeb porn game seller or search AI on steam)"

Forgetting to mention the game is slop through and through

Yes we are intentionally avoiding games, specifically shit ones. Those questions get asked because people often disregard the shit ones

Keep being hyperbolic and projecting, they probably just got sick of driving by the 500th McDonalds

Lol
youtube.com/watch?v=aRvm7fxwT5U

Those are white cucks

He's Thai

unless you're intentionally avoiding games

Anon just discovered tendies only play Nintendo games.

Why are normalfags like this?

Becauae we're happy, optimistic, chill, fun to hang out with, and kind.

There have been dozens of extremely popular games that let you do exactly this that would be impossible to miss

And I bought all of them

retreating to the virtual world because we turned the real one into a smoggy corporate shithole

What a great leash on life!

I always imagined a free roaming Mario Kart when I played MKDS as a kid

It's just forza

Open world made Zelda worse, why would it benefit Mario Kart? Burnout Paradise was shit compared to Revenge.

dozens of extremely popular games

they are all ugly realism with no appealing artstyle and you play as a negro hijacking cars in ugly california

This is more than likely a PC vegan or a snoy finally trying a Nintendo game. Most Nintendo fans are idorts

Fortnite already did this and it was bad. Nintendo are becoming extremely lazy to just follow industry trends. I guess they ran out of bad mechanics to force into games.

There have been dozens of extremely popular games that let you do exactly this that would be impossible to miss unless you're intentionally avoiding games

Such as...?

GTA, Forza, Fortnite, NFS:World, Fuel

The guys getting blown away by an open world racing game and 2016 hardware specs are idorts

Doubt it.

Drving around in Forza is shit and nothing has collision. Mario Kart is fun.

fortnite had a kart racing mode?

they used Rocket League assets

Forza Horizon is one of the first games that comes to mind that does this

Only people whose brain has been rotten by console war faggotry (like the average Anon Babble poster) ever thought that people who own Nintendo consoles ONLY own Nintendo consoles.

That's fine.

OK, where are the other 19?
"Dozens" implies at least 2 dozens.

woaah

amphibia creator is fucking retarded

yes and?

Why are they soifacing at shit like BOTW and OP's pic and pretending like it's the first time anyone ever put it in a game then

I have a PC.
You tendies are fucking retarded.

Because people like the idea of doing these things in a setting and with characters they like, instead of whatever the fuck the alternative is?
What kind of retarded question is this?

Your reading comprehension is abysmally shit.

Because you saught out one single individual that made you mad and pretended they represented an entire userbase. This will stop happening to you when you chose to stop doing this. Hope this helps my little console warrior friend.

Kys tendie.

Not as retarded as PC vegans.

But BOTW's mass reception was like this, people pretended Nintendo just invented open world games when they just released AC Zelda

Mario kart has conditioned me to believe that
grass = speed killing glue, so excuse me that i can't accept diving on grass in a mario kart a mind melting pleasantry.

person is excited about thing i'm not excited for

get angry

It doesn't matter. It's a tweet. It's someone talking into a void. It doesn't affect you unless you allow it to affect you.

>person is excited about thing i'm not excited for

That's not what OP is about at all

Seems like fun to talk while free roaming with your bros before and after races, it helps that the world is most likely going to be interesting to explore compared to the dozens of game you mention.

yea lets play the shitty forza or other racing games that have about 5% the polish of a first party nintendo title instead!!!

nintendo finally hired that man

that have about 5% the polish of a first party nintendo title

Do tendies actually believe this? LMAO

No they didn't

Yes??? What are you we supposed to do? Whatever it is (You) haven't done it and we both know why.

LE NINTENDO DOING OPEN WORLD?!

INNOVATIVE!
WORLD SHATTERING!!!

It's literally the "Thing, Japan" meme but with Nintendo.
"Open World"
Open world, Nintendo"

just imagine the meme. i need to do my fucking laundry right now.

If you've never seen an open world driving game before then there's no way you pay attention to video games outside of a small little bubble.

This.

I cant tell you how many times I've seen that kind of thread here and then there's like 50 replies BTFO'ing the retarded OP with massive list of games that fit their criteria

Yeah, it does sound pretty kino. I will also be enjoying the open roam mode as well.

why would i agrue with someone with clear brain damage? i understand you like your realism slop, and its great you like driving around unreal engine asset slop maps, but i hate to tell you this tyler.... mario kart is much more polished and successful than every modern racing game on the planet earth!

Yes it was

thanks for reminding me. good memories

What open world kart racing game are you referring to?

yes but they weren't MARIO DUDE BING BING WAHOO made by nintendo so it doesn't count

They did tho

This guy will play the mode for 15 minutes and never play it again

It's literally this.

Do you refuse to play racing games unless the character is in a go kart?

he actually believes Nintendo first party titles are notably more polished

LMAO

Because Mario Kart is fun and people enjoy it, and Forza/Need for Speed and whatever the fuck else garbage racing game simply isnt liked as much?
Did you ever think about that? you retard?

No. Now answer the question.

No it wasn't, can't you read

NFS is much more fun than Mario Kart

My original post said "open world driving game", not kart racer. What other kart racers even exist? It's a shovelware genre.

I don't even know whats real after seeing this.
who am I?
what is this life I have been living?
My brain has been transmutated to a new realm.

brain damaged guy is still going

...

Adults who only play nintendo games are like adults who only eat chicken nuggies.

Because these people can't play any of these games on the Shitch. It's why they were so easily impressed by BotW. They are stuck in the past.

My original post said "open world driving game",

Mario Kart is an open world kart racing game

What other kart racers even exist?

You tell me.

It's a shovelware genre.

I disagree.

wow I love Mario kart but I always say I wish the game was more aimless and I could drive around a big empty field with no goals
what a treat

This but PC vegans.

It's prime tendie syndrome. They have such crippling tunnel vision they actively ignore any innovations in other games that aren't nintendo, then act all high and mighty when nintendo does the same thing (sometimes wholesale ripping off other devs ideas), and they think it's the greatest thing since the discovery of fire.

You tell me.

What?

OP is a faggot, I can't wait to drive around rainy areas during rainy days on free roam, comfy overload

also they literally worship nintendo

Extremely basedarino! Can't wait to drop a 90 bomb on this bad boy, might even buy a Nintendo Switch 2 Face Camera so I can stream my pogging to my friends

You tell me.

Did you come up with a name for me yet?

What the fuck? Is this a broken bot or something?

Diddy Kong Racing
checkmate

answer the fucking question retard

This does not have bright cartoon colors I can soi face at, ergo this doesn't count and Nintendo did it first.

Checkmate Snoy/PC vegan/Xboner fag.

If you're talking about this one, sure

I am very much human. I'm just extra difficult on trolls like yourself. Now tell me, which open world kart racing game should that person have been excited for if not Mario Kart World? I'll wait.

Its funny this game is coming out along side Kirby Air ride.
A game that also did this a long long time ago

I'm the one who asked the question. What other kart racers exist? I can't think of any that aren't licensed shovelware.

Crash Team Racing
Lego 2k Drive

It's only 50 if you aren't retarded and just get a bundle

Either a bot or an extremely really really sad person, MovieBob maybe?

Oh nevermind, you're that deranged schizo.

You can use google to look that up.

trolls

Yep, it's pic related

No, he's a schizo that spends his time defending nintendo from "the trolls". He's the guy that keeps trying to force "pc vegans".

I can't think of any that aren't licensed shovelware.

Anon.. Mario Kart IS licensed shovelware

What is OP mad about then? Because the person who tweeted isn't aware of every fucking videogame in the world that already did something similar? A normal person doesn't know that shit. Normal people play Mario Kart games two or three times a year when their friends have time to visit. This'll probably be really cool for them when their friends visit too. Can you consider how other people live and experience their lives for a fucking instant?

Those look fun. I'll check them out.
Yes that's me. Did you come up with a name for me yet?

Now tell me, which open world kart racing game should that person have been excited for if not Mario Kart World?

The original tweet said nothing about them being excited specifically for open world kart racers. You're extrapolating.

And before you ask, I personally don't pay attention to racing games, but I have definitely seen plenty of games whose names I don't know that let people drive around with their friends, so this tweeter either lives under a rock or is very young.

Is that a problem for you?

Have a (You), troll.

Why are normalfags like this?

Tendiesm is a mental disorder. You'll know if you ever work with one. You think these people aren't real but they are.

Yes, I miss when schizos that dedicated their life to shitting up Anon Babble were personally permabanned by moot.

It's literally impossible to be a healthy adult aware of games as a concept but not know about GTAV

Tendies aren't normal OP

why do normalfags like having fun with their friends

i wonder....

Empathy and acknowledging subjectivity of taste would eradicate like half the discussion here, lets be honest.

Normies sell themselves as dumber than they actually are.
A lot of autists (I use that term losely for anyone who isn't a social freak like a normie) carry themselves by the fit of their clothes openly. Normies meanwhile only exist to score on their robotic social +1/-1 scale so shit like OP isn't that they don't know that there are alternatives but that they don't care because they can't score attention or emotions from it.

I was literally thinking this too.

GTA online did this in 2013. And you can get OUT of your car and walk to another one....

Me too. Oh well I'll just keep counter trolling anti-tendies until they go away at the sight of me. Not a big deal really. I have plenty of time.

Actual genuine mental illness.

Worse, it's ignorance and apathy bound together into a troglodyte

I have always been dreaming about a game like this since 1999.
Then a game like it came out in 2000.

Sure.

Video games stress me out

Just adding to the pile on to call this guy a retard, don't mind me, everyone else have a good thread.

Actual genuine

you're not on par with him for this but you're getting much closer than you need to

OLD GOOD
NEW BAD
REEEEEEEEEEE

Those people don't play games and they won't play this one either.

If you want to do it with your friends you can check out Motor Town. It uses the shitty character models every second indie game uses but the cars and environments look nice.

This thread will die as soon as I stop posting in it. That is because you're a troll, and I've already given you the (You)s that you crave. Now go and make another Nintendo hate thread, I'll see you there.

Driver2 isn't Mario Kart though is it

Didn't read but I hope whatever thing you're complaining about gets fixed or whatever!

thats exactly the memory that it gave me, im surprised nintendo didn't copy forza horizon sooner

Open world games are unironically horrible to play with friends

all want to go to different places

have to continue waiting for them to do their shit (upgrades, buying stuff, arranging inventory etc.)

trigger cutscenes / events before everyone is ready

This is why BG3 felt like a fucking chore, co-op + RPG just doesn't mix.

BG3 was great in co op, my friends aren't retarded though.

Just kidding, one of them is, your friends must be REALLY retarded.

Sure.

There have been dozens of extremely popular games that let you do exactly this that would be impossible to miss unless you're intentionally avoiding games

Yeah but do those let you do them with iconic mascot characters or just soulless cars?

There's nothing more soulless than mascot characters for huge corporations

Nintendies are actual slop eating retards, open world driving has already been done a decade prior.

Way longer than that, anon.

True, I should've included "at least" in my post. Whatever.

Home

Forza Horizon IS soi

keep releasing bing-bing wahoo + indie tier games

graphics 3 generations behind

charge 90 dollars + tip

Nintendo fags will keep schlopping it up forever

I'M GONNA BE SO POAR

So that's a yes on just soulless cars.

Observed here. You asserted Nintendo was more polished than when it came time to stand up and shout about all the reasons you declined and insulted the other person.

You lost. You decided there was no polish to be shared. And even worse You insulted the other person in a way like you were afraid of them and trying to talk them down.

The other guy didn't even do anything. You just shamed your side of your own will. Now you will probably insult me for pointing it.

Tendies != idorts. The 71% is made up of idorts. The remaining 29% is made up of Tendies. Idorts don't bitch and dilate when a multiplat isn't available on Switch. They will simply get the game on PC or PS5 or XBOX.

pc vegans

This fucking shit doesn't even make sense. If anything tendies are the gay vegans limiting themselves to often bland, tasteless food.
We PC chads are more like omnivorous obese pigs with huge balls that gorge on everything on sight
The direct was good IMO and made me interested in two franchises that I never gave a fuck about (Metroid and DK), but blind fanboyism is absolutely fucking dumb.
At least tendies are playing games, not stepdad in a corridor simulators I guess

the fact you can run emulators on PC stops all of slander in its tracks

Sure but Forza isn't MK and MKW is taking features from several games, not one game.

It's just the only baseless slander tendies have when faced with the fact they never played any game outside of their tendie view

Honestly I've never even noticed "pc vegans" before, your post is the first time I've stopped to consider they mean this as an insult because to me it just reads as nothing. Most impotent dunk probably in the history of this website.

Who the fuck wanted to drive around in an empty field in Mario Kart?

normalfags apparently

Nintendo finally hired THAT man?

I mean, Grand Theft Auto is one of the most popular games of all time and its main appeal is "fuck around driving cars"

To be fair normally when a car game does this it's something really boring where you just drive a car around and that's it. And if it does feature race tracks they're just bog standard roads. Freeroam racers tend to be racing sims by default.

This is a mario kart game doing this. Which means the racing will have items and the tracks will do crazy mario kart shit. Course it makes me wonder how crazy they're able to go with the tracks and still have them be part of the open world. Makes me wonder if there's going to be a lot of areas that are just walled off because they need to contain the crazy tracks inside them.

Dude just put a big grassy field in it, these people are retarded and will eat it up and call it "content".
Breath of the Wild was a mistake

Forgetting to mention the game is slip through and through

Non slop AI is an oxymoron

food analogy

Yes. I own a Mac and an iPhone and game on Nintendo consoles. I'll be buying the switch 2, probably over and over (special editions). I don't understand why everyone is fake mad. If you don't want it, don't buy it? Why is this so hard?

You don't understand OP there is only one Mario Kart game and it is Mario Kart.
The only other racing game is Forza, and that's realistic and hard. Like gear shifting and shit.

Tendies don't realize that games are made for platforms not manufactured by Nintendo. When something finally gets ported, they act like it's something brand new.

You'll survive

You'll survive

GTAV is the second best selling game in the world and lets you do far more shit in vehicles than Mario Kart could ever dream of

People literally only care about the branding and iconography.

Yes. I own a Mac and an iPhone

I know you are baiting but this is beyond pathetic.

It's usually new to me. I don't have other consoles. Just this MacBook, my iPhone, and my trusty switch. I'll miss my old friend but it's time for the new switch 2! I'm so excited!

I'm not. SeeWhy would I be "baiting"?

Always do!

I did this with a lot of the MK64 tracks

NTA but when a dramatic movie is bad, it's still entertaining. When a comedy is bad, it's just bad.

Kirby Air Ride
Even fucking Nintendo did it already

He actually has a Mac

Leave and never come back.

No, is that way. You need to realize where you're at.

said me and my brother playing ATV OFF ROAD FURY 2 back in like 2004

I now want a fucking Mario "The Longest Drive"

For the purpose of the topic at hand you have to acknowledge the distinction of freeroam being done specifically in a kart racer that's unique here. And it's not wanting a go kart (after all mario kart doesn't even exclusively use go karts) but wanting shit like items and crazy tracks.

Macfag

2025

LEEEL

I'm not joking though. I'm legitimately excited for the launch. I'll definitely be preordering it.

It gets 17 hours battery. Idk what's so funny about that. Let me guess, you run Linux and think you're special.

they hired that man?

Maybe this is pretty funny then, I was wrong.

Exactly. This is Nintendo's preferred customer

You need to understand the tendie mindset. Games that aren't on Nintendo systems literally do not exist to them, unless they are EXTREMELY popular. That's why tendies react to getting ports of 5+ year old games as if they're brand new releases

Most of the variety in GTA is the number of different vehicles and how you can leave said vehicle and interact with the open world with gun combat as well. Not necessarily what you get to do in a single given vehicle.

Stay mad I don't care, I'm excited as fuck.

Tendies think open world driving games haven't been around since the 1980s.

This is a really unique place because I've never been anywhere else where someone can get universally laughed at and then say "everyone around me is mad for some reason".

Seriously what's the issue? Do you hate Nintendo or something?

I don't even think about Nintendo. You are just being laughed at because you are a fool.

Then why are you in a Nintendo thread? Strange place to be if you ask me.

You can handle it. Chin up lil guy.

He's just a troll. He does this for attention.

We can at least agree on that lmao

I've never understood why people get mad at pricing. Like what were people expecting? Everyone said it would be 399-499 and its 449. I'm not stoked on the price but the people saying it would be just 299 were actively ignoring the leaks. I wonder where they're at? Probably the ones malding at the price. They're just mad at being wrong. They'll survive. Wish I knew them irl, I would buy them one to help them out. They clearly are in dire straights if an extra $100-150 is too much for them.

NINTENDO
HIRE THIS MAN

they did

NINTENDO INVENTED IT FIRST

What's your home address, I'll buy you a switch 2 so you can be happy. Game of your choice as well.

But you know the one rhetorical question that hasn't been disproven yet? Games from India.

That's 449 before tariffs

Yes and?

I appreciate the offer but I would probably end up selling it or giving it to my nephew or something.

Again if you're not the target audience, why do you care?

I don't, you're the one insisting everyone cares as much as you.

NTA, you care.

rearranged my brain chemistry

Bro kill me

I have had literally no experience with tendies before today, my only opinion now is that you guys are kind of weird.

That's fine.

I'm not though. I simply stated how excited I am and how I own Apple products and this is how I consume my games. You're the one malding. I can't wait, first 3d donkey kong since the n64.

There's so many games where you can do this, particularly co-op open world games. It doesn't surprise me that normalfag Nintendo fans only know Mario and have never ventured out of their comfort zone. This is the exact same reason people thought Breath of the Wild was never done before. It's because it was just people who only play Nintendo games that thought nothing else like it has ever existed across all of video game history.

Nintendo fans are the same as sports game fans, they just play this one thing or brand and basically have no interest in discovering anything else. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, but to say "I've wanted this my whole life" just sounds like someone who doesn't play video games at all. I hope he buys the deluxe edition and has a great time.

Anon Babble seems to be REALLY Nintendo focused honestly. Even without the recent Nintendo event

Red Dead Redemption 2

snoy comparing things to Fortnite of all things

Wow.

If we get Royal Raceway in World with a fully explorable castle, I will cream my pants

what is this 71% you're referring to?

I think he means people like me who don't buy old PCs and install Linux on it and live eternally mad at everything.

There have been dozens

Name 12 that are actually popular and good.

NINTENDO
FIRE THIS MAN