One first-party

wii didnt have a mario game at launch either. zelda took its place.

Metroid Prime 4 not being a launch title is pretty disappointing.

mario kart world instead of pilotwings world

yikes

Unless you count the NSMB games or Luigi's Mansion, Mario hasn't been a launch title since the N64.

Gamecube didn't either, technically.

fps patch of bame with no replay value

What am I supposed to do with this?

GameCube didn't have one either

cyberpunk on switch 2 is gonna be interesting because its getting phantom liberty. something ps4 and xbox never got.

They don't need one since Mario Kart is their best selling franchise and that's represented

I can't believe a launch game for Switch 1 is the launch game for Switch 2

It doesn't even run elsewhere

lol
This

so 3 new games, the rest remasters and ports, at least 3 is more than ps5 launch lol

They're still buying wii u ports. Fucking unreal.

Sold as a Wii U game

Sold as a Switch launch game

Sold as a Switch 2 launch game

what is wrong with tendies man

When Tetris came to the DS it was SO FUCKING GOOD BRO

couldn't even get a new proper cross platform zelda like TP

launch with a fucking "remaster" of an eight year old Wii U/Switch 1 launch title and a two year old game

a fucking QR code for a map

This would like launching the Gamecube with Ocarina and MM as separate full priced discs with some stupid GBA connectivity gimmick thrown in that could've been in game

BIG AAA THIRD PARTY GAMES DON'T COUNT IF THEY ARE ON NINTENDO AIIIEEEEEE

It's all on a portable handheld and you cant carry your PS5 with you. It's essentially all exclusives.

They are packing Mario Kart World in

No, it's worse.
It's like launching the GameCube with a port of a N64 port of the SNES original Link to the Past.

Stockholm syndrome plus lack of good money habits due to unstable childhoods.

MY YEARS OLD TABLE SCRAPS ARE TOTALLY NEW GAMES

Tetris is the only good game there.

They're always the shittiest version. Always.

Survival kids

Wasn't that the predecessor to lost in blue?
Anyone remeber fucking Lost in Blue?

Games are food

Of course you're a fat fuck

TLOU 1 AND 2 REMASTERS ARE BRAND NEW GAMES AIEEEEEEEE

Oh my god Fortnite!? LETS GO CHAT!

region locked games

gaijin pay more

it's over, hope emulation comes out

Didn't stop PS2 versions of games

Who tf is playing hitman on a tendie console

tendie doesn't know a common phrase

projects his obesity onto someone

NO ONLY SNOYS ARE THE ONES LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT

Pathetic. At least you two consolefag camps share something in common with a shitty hardware announcement.

Yeah Survival Kids was on the Gameboy it was a cool game
Lost in Blue was cool too in it's own way
But this... what the fuck were they thinking
Who does this appeal to??

Not region locked, but you already knew that Eric

The stream freezing on this ugly ass game for three minutes was the funniest fucking thing

Game development has become too costly and time consuming, and Nintendo is probably refusing to increase the size of their studios to compensate. Look at Tears of the Kingdom, took a long time and it was a glorified DLC.

How mad are the Gungeon devs I wonder.

The PS2 had some advantages like being able to push participle effects really fast. Also being the best selling console by a wide margin and only having marginally lesser specs meant most third party ports were comparable, with the system being sometimes being the lead platform.

Wait no elden ring? Damn. I’ve already watched jerma play all the way through it but I still want to have a crack myself

Even Snoys hate Cuckmann at this point.

Talking shit about Tetris

Fuck off and never come back.

This is what pcbeggars said about Bloodborne

All the third party games except Bravely are already available on PS5 where they run better. Plus the PS5 can be bought in a store easily and is... Fucking *cheaper*.

One game memes stick is about to moon

Bloodborne is literally table scraps.

Brutal analogy, really.

What's the point of launching a console with zero hype and no content? Why not just wait until they have a killer app?

Mario Kart World is meant as the killer app.

Pack-in means free. The bundle still has the game cost $50

Ps5 isn't portable. Get owned bitch.

Don't care, Kirby Air Rider alone makes the Switch 2 worth $500

Not PS5 launch games. Though seeing snoys defending a PS3 soulslop remake was pretty funny and sad.

I still can't believe they're peddling a literal tech demo for a price instead of bundling it with the switch 2. Who the fuck's going to buy it?

GameCube didn't launch with Mario
Wii didn't launch with Mario
3DS didn't launch with Mario

how much does zelda tiktok switch 2 edition cost? i never got around to playing it, might as well wait for the 4k patch

On the lowest settings at 480p running at 30fps

There’s no way they legitimately expect Mario kart to carry them this hard is there? This launch list is literally Mario Kart and multiplats that came out on PS5/PS4/PC years ago.

It feels like Wii U launch all over again. A derivative mario game and Xbox 360/PS3 multi plats with their DLC except they someone how run worse than the consoles that came out in 2006

Digital Foundry will call it a miracle port kek.

Nintendo will milk every last penny out of that game

You can play GX on PC right now

IT'S RIDGE RACER
RIIIIDGE RACER

The ability to play modern AAA games on a handheld is pretty cool and you know it. And it's a real console, not a smartphone.

There’s no way they legitimately expect Mario kart to carry them this hard is there?

Ahem.

Can you play your PS5 on a plane?

probably by turning meme tracing off and using frame gen

Runs on PS4 after the engoodening, will easily run on Switch 2

Man the new Survival Kids looks like absolute goyslop. What happened?

Ps5 isn't portable

They can make a portable version in the future tho. The tech is already there.

Wii was bundled with Wii Sports which was a huge hit. Meanwhile the GameCube flopped and the 3DS massively underperformed.

Digital Foundry

Praising Nintendo

In what fucking world?

modern AAA games

Such as? Remember that Cyberpunk is a PS4 game.

Neither 3DS
Or GBA

People certainly travel a lot in this economy.

Where's the call of duty? I saw slides last year with those games heavily featured.

E3

DUDE JUST PAY $80 PER GAME FOR GAMES EVERYONE THAT CARED ALREADY PLAYED YEARS AGO ON SOMETHING ELSE

Remember that Cyberpunk is a PS4 game.

sure as fuck not the expandtion dlc lol

didn't complain when sony increased prices and set the standard

complains now that nintendo is pulling the same shit when it's too late

I bet you'll lick rockstar's asshole clean when they announce gta 6 will cost 100

the "launch game" is MK World, you autistic fuck.

I'm sorry to have to break the news to you anon...

DLC

Activision was the one who pushed for $70 games first.

That's Survival Kids? Why did they have to make it look like some shitty phone game? What the fuck is wrong with Konami?

the launch game is the kart racing game that was a secondary franchise for casual multiplayer but now has tacked on open world shit other racers have done for years so that makes it the killer app you should be hyped for ok!!!!!!!!!??

still more exclusives than PS5 has had in its entire lifespan

AAAAAAHAHAHA

Tetris is the only good game on this list, actually.
But the best version of Tetris already came out years ago, so I am good
youtube.com/watch?v=bBmwU5xkzaE

see: and proceed to cope and dilate

Gaming is so fucking dead now, and I'm not just discriminating against Nintendo. The libraries becoming homogenous is especially making it boring.

Split Fiction

Fuck yes

Mario Kart World

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster

Yakuza 0: Director's Cut

Split Fiction

Tetris is one of the Tetris & Puyo Puyo crossovers

Pretty good launch lineup actually.

I played the first one on the gameboy for the first time
And there’s this part at the end of the game where they’re like hey we found the boat to get out of here, you should get food

And I didn’t get enough food and they were like fuck you, and died. And you can’t go back in time so I was forever locked out of beating the game

So we are years away from a Zelda or 3d Mario.

What about FZERO

You get GX on the NGC emulator and that's it.

3d Mario, yes. We're probably a good 4-5 years away from a new 3D Zelda.

Getting a console at launch is Grade A retardation anyhow
Never get a console if there aren't (at minimum) five exclusives you want for it

People realise this is just launch DAY and not launch month right?

The only other games they have this year are Metroid and Pokemon.

Generally this is true but I've noticed that, for Nintendo consoles/handhelds at least, early versions are the ones that eventually can be hacked most easily and/or effectively.

Reggie also wanted to deny localization to Xenoblade

Yeah naw. Good riddance.

A Wii U game even.

Donkey Kong too

So? Most of those games are ancient
The only games I'm interested in are Mario kart and project 007 but for 007 that was announced 4 years ago so I already knew about it and would rather place it on PC

Thank you

Cyberpunk ran decently on low settings on my old dying 2010s "gaming PC." It can easily run on the Switch 2.

PS5 has no games though.

It's the world we live in now

cyberpunk on fisher price tablet 2

shit is gonna catch on fire

food analogies

You lost

Breath of the wild was all we needed on switch 1. Mario kart world looks like it could totally hold us over untill that new donkey kong

yeah, I'm just gonna wait a month for DK

shitslop

slopterm slopslop slop. what a dumb fucking buzzword.

BoTW and ToTK will both be separate, full priced games

lmao

And I'll rebuy them both, mad?

the only thing halfway interesting from the lineup was puyo tetris 2s

Oh shit is that a new puyopuyo Tetris?

buy land

invest a gorillion yen into a new building and a doubling your workforce

one (1) first-party title at launch

I guess they're saving 3D Mario for the holidays but what the fuck was the point of the new building?

And it's not even the good Tetris that's going to be released in 72 hours.

Only if you don't already own them, no? Upgrade is $10 I think (should be free but this is Nintendo).

The Switch didn't launch with Mario

Price?

Nintendo is actually slop for people that dont/cant own or work with a pc. what even is this list of games, embarassing.

So far kirby air riders is the only thing I kinda look forward too, but since it's not a launch title, I'm definitely not getting it then, if at all
Is anyone else pissed about the confirmed kill of the vc, only to be replaced by a subscription based cloud service? And making it worse by adding gc games?

Original Ridge Racer?
Seriously?

EA slop and Fortnite machine

Kek, that gay retarded tendie did this, he cursed Nintendo with his stupidity!

pc is a subhuman tertiary market with nothing but pc ports

Remember that one?

Did you forget that Skyrim and GTA5 exist?

you do know every game gets made on a pc right?

I do but selling it at full wack as a switch 2 big title almost feels like a troll.
I mean I can download it and play it for free on my phone right now in 2 minutes

Yet....this...is..a..switch 2 main release

The price is a bit high, in my opinion. But I think it's still worth it. If the game goes on sale, then it'll be a must-buy.

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Dev kits are not commercial pcs, so no.

phrase is an analogy

Why are tendies illiterate?

It's all old multiplats, rehashes, and a literal paid tech demo.

Jesus christ, tendies, have some self respect.

You have no exclusives, censortendo of America has no games.

The McDonald's gaming.

I actually wonder who is working on new Mario since it seems that Oddysey team is on that Donkey Kong game.

Mario Odyssey is eight years old, they are working on both and Mario will be in a year or two. Keep in mind EPD10 released Pikmin 4 and Mario Wonder within half a year of each other.

i try to, but it stutters

the new donkey kong is killer app tier. It's going to be soul incarnate

half are slop HD re-releases

mario s o y kart

a few indie low effort crap

shitcube games

tranime games

dared to put fortnite to inflate the collage

jesus... this is low

skyrim

the butt of all the rerelease jokes, but propped up by the massive mod scene

gta5

one of the most hyped games of its era (with sales figures to match for once), propped up with roleplaying and general ""live service"" nature of gta online

nintendo's games are generally a complete and self-contained package, which is why the constant reselling of their older games is laughable
at least it's not famicon rereleases

Steam Deck is and can play all third party games better, have an infinite amount more games to play, and you can download the entire GameCube library on it without paying a subscription or waiting for them to release the other 10 GameCube games they plan to put on it the next three years.

Tetris Effect Connected mogs Puyo Puyo Tetris 2

Xbox is basically dead

Playstation only exists to fund Herman Hulst and Druckmans latest slop

Nintendo relying on third party devs to carry them

Take me back to the 2000's...

i fucking called this shit. it felt like it was designed for consoles. i knew they were planning on launching it on them in some capacity

Before or after the 2.0 patch that doubled system requirements.

Lol this is worse than the GameCube and Wii release.
Wii u had great release schedule like hyrule warriors and spaltoon

It's an "Arcade Archives" release, those were budget eshop releases on Switch1, but this one seems to be the first to be Switch2 exclusive and is out on release day so it gets marketed accordingly. It's absolutely not going to cost "full wack".

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