I want a MK World thread that doesn't involve price discussions

This game oozes so much fucking soul

No, every thread needs to be about how I don’t have a job and can’t afford games

ATTENTION PLEASE
DO NOT BULLY NINTENDO
NINTENDO IS MY LIFE
I HATE ALL MY FAMILY NINTENDO IS MY ONLY FAMILY
PLEASE DEFEND THE CONSOLE EVEN IF ITS SLOP

I don't understand all the negative hub bub about pricing.

Open world

Racing game

I'm passing.

Past characters that haven't been seen yet (afaik) that I want to return

dry bones (seems like an obvious one)

petey piranha

peachette

dry bowser

diddy kong

I AM NOT PAYING 90 DOLLARS
I AM NOT SUPPORTING PHYSICAL GAMES WITH NO GAME ON THEM AND HAVING TO DOWNLOAD THE GAME DIGITALLY

finally get a big open mario game that lets you explore the connected mushroom kingdom

its a fucking mario kart title

I'm still excited but what the fuck this should've been an actual fucking mainline game. like this is legit what I wished odyssey actually was but its a kart racer instead

I just want to discuss video games on the Anon Babble video games image board on Anon Babble dot com

slap needless open world on a racism game

"G-G-G-GUYS ITS SUPER SOUL PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME!!!"

oh im laughin.

get to actually explore the tracks like how you could go up to Peach's castle in mk64

outfits

all those characters

sidetail Daisy

This game was made for child me and current me.

Unironically i wanna buy it, it looks fun
But man

The game is $80 (unless you're in Europe/Canada/Australia/wherever.)

I AM NOT SUPPORTING PHYSICAL GAMES WITH NO GAME ON THEM

Physical copies of games still have the games on them. Games that require downloads already exist. The "key cards" are not the same thing as physical games.

The idea of driving to the next course is cool but then I remembered Outrun did this like 5000 years ago

oh im laughin

Anger and being honest about it is okay, anon. I'd still make fun of you for it but it's more respectable than badly pretending you're totally not mad.

I think the most underrated feature is the seamless transistion between tracks, also the knockout mode looks fun.

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It's a neat idea, but I'm curious how they're going to have old tracks just stuck in this new land. You won't have space themed tracks because they'd be in space. Bowser has multiple castles so it's okay for him to have one here, but Peach only has one castle so it makes no sense if her castle is here.

open world racing game

They better pull a Midnight Club and have ass fuck truck drivers slam into you as you ride down multiple streets and alleys. Or at the very least a system where you can make your own checkpoints to race through.

I didnt even pay 70 for Tears and I sure as hell am not paying more for the others

why would i be mad about other people eating shit?
its hilarious.

It's pretty amusing that they're finally introducing watercraft when the series spent so long just having them drive on the bottom of the ocean like it's nothing.

What racing/car video games are for the gamer who hates Nintendo, hates Mario Kart, and wants a game that is the antithesis of Mario Kart?

Gran Turismo?

slap needless open world

Is it 2001?

So the entire game will be those horrendously boring "real-world" race tracks that were ripped from the phone app and added as DLC to mario kart 8?

how can it end like this?

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Big Rigs

Are you 12?

Reasons why Gran Turismo is the racing game I'm looking for?

trailer trash Daisy

You win this time Nintendo

Gives Waliuigi the best costumes

Zazed nintendo. Surely his game will be released soon

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swimsuit

trailer trash

Open World Slop but Karts

Sorry, I don't play on PC. Only on smartphones.

NINETY AMERICAN DOLLARS

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

All the outfits are gonna lead to top tier porn ngl

Like what was done by every other kart racer before?

This shit is going to get old so quick

...did you even watch the trailer? It's like a game where every course is Mt Wario.

Didn't spend his time playing Mario Kart as a child fantasizing about driving outside the courses

I think it's you who are soulless, anon

Game looks cool. Surprised they ditched the old style for racing on water and turning into a plane like Sonic All Stars Transformed

Am I the only one excited to just race through 4 courses without doing laps? That's so cool, it's like the 3-part stages in 7.

nintendo hired that man

...pretty much every racing game that isn't Mario Kart or a kart racer? Kek

And it was kino, and where's my Outrun 2006 remake?

the characters look proportionally very small compared to the track size, it looks ripped from the phone app

also, there will be no more care or attention to detail for the race tracks now that each track is just some random street in the open world

this will be the biggest flop in mario kart history, and only the mouth droolers that enjoyed the phone app will like this

Mexican Waluigi

Kart team are like the only non retarded team currently at Nintendo

That biker alt fuckin rocks.

all of the stuff you just said

This is quite literally the game that my autistic ass used to dream about as a kid, just going off the tracks and exploring the world and seeing how everything connects. I used to want to go off the parking lot in Coconut Mall or take an exit on Moonview Highway to see if you could get to the rest of the world and what lied in between. It's a shame that THIS had to be the game that Nintendo went full jew for, I can't talk about this without bringing up the price.

Sega are the racing kings of yesteryear so it makes sense that it was in an old game of theirs. God Outrun was so kino

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is soul worth $80?

Bro's never heard of Outrun

This game oozes Mario Kart 8 Deluxe+ but for $30 more

its.... its 10$ more than your typical game....... i cant... i cant go on.....

DK's new look looks genuinely retarded.

Enjoy playing a menu screen between races

THEY SHOWED PARATROOPA???

fucking actual retard

You people do not know what soul is. It's not colorful cartoon character. Nintendo is as soulless and corporate as it gets now.

Only Ninteniggers are dumb enough goycattle to spend 80 bucks on a video game.

But I need something that is the absolute opposite of what Mario Kart is.

I'm wondering what people are going to think once the open world novelty wears off.

There was some insane track variety in Mario Kart 8 when it comes to environments. I have a hard time imagining this open world is going to have an area where you shrink down and drive around inside someone's bedroom for example.

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*dabs*

Will they get cute new transformations too?

why is it always the same formula with tendies?

objective ass drops... but... with a LE GIMMICK

no sign of anyone ever wanting that gimmick

"OH MY GOSH I ALWAYS WANTED THIS I DAYDREAMED ABOUT IT 25/8 AS A CHILD AND LITERALLY WORSHIPPED THIS IDEA!"

This. What the fuck. Nintendo's obsession with open worlds is retarded.

For me, it's Saar Guy.

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They have the ice cream level

It lookd really really muted and colorless but then they started shilling HDR and it all made sense

how the fuck did it take THIS fucking long to give us biker waluigi

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why you could just pass some sort of membrane barrier that shrinks all players, its a game after all anything is possible

I fucking love how it looks anon, thats why thi price fucking hurts, I may actually have to let nintendo win...

This formula would have worked better with F-zero.

Ok then Gran Turismo and other sim racers, a realistic, accurate driver focused solely on the beauty of driving and automobiles

$90

lmfaooo

Crash Team Racing? If Mario Kart is super casual and your gradnma can pick it up, Crash Team Racing is for turbo autists that practice a track in time trial for years

We've already seen outfits at least for Baby Daisy.

I kinda like the idea of an open world racer. I liked games like diddy kong racing and midnight club. The graphics are kinda mediocre though. I hope the free exploration mode has missions and collectables.

Here bedore resetera cries because "muh WACISM"

exactly. it will be boring as hell

the tracks are so wide you will never need to do anything besides drive in straight lines and occasionally hop to change direction

They basically copied Sonic CrossWorlds.

Ribbon Road wasn't even in base MK8 anon. That was like DLC1 or DLC2 for MK8 on the Wii U.

things should remain the same price forever!

racing to the next stage sounds like it'll get old quick if it's not 200cc

This game was made for child me and current me.

Tendies aren't known to grow up, so this checks out.

It's got the MK8D/Tour track where you ride around on giant floating ice cream and there's apparently a new space station map, so I'm sure there will still be some weird maps. Maybe not the shrunken down gimmick, but you never know.

the big 05 referencing the launch year of mkds

holy mother of soul

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no one wants tour tracks, they arent real mario kart

everything from Nintendo $60 or less

ONE $70 game a couple years ago

now we're supposed to accept $80 or reportedly even $90

This the closest Waluigi will ever get to being in Warioware.

UH, ALL THE PLAYSTATION PEOPLE OR SNOYS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS THREAD BECAUSE ITS FOR NINTENDOFAGS ONLY

Mario kart of the wild looks like shit retard. Literally sonic frontiers

I want to pork Rosa

no man i spent all my money paying your mom

Why so mad about it

Original Ribbon Road took place in some kind of giant present land though so they could easily have something like that as part of the game world, but even then might be a bit too exotic.

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Will it still have regular competitive gameplay though? That wasn't clear to me. I'm glad the princesses look hot though.

Same as it's always been, Mario Kart copies from the best so it can outsell the rest.

Will it still have regular competitive gameplay though

I don't see why not, the only real change to that is that there isn't any loading between tracks now

I'm glad the princesses look hot though.

They made them all flat thoughever

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I don't get the outfit thing. Why does a pickup during the race give you a different outfit if it's seemingly just aesthetic? Why isn't this something you choose before the race?

but even then might be a bit too exotic.

I don't think so, the ice cream map is confirmed in already.

It's not a power up. It's likely something you find exploring the tracks that you use to unlock them.

Sure but in the end Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's 96 tracks (that don't even require the DLC to play online) is inevitably what this new game is going to be compared to.

I'm wondering if there's going to be a point where people are going to just wish the new features like the rail grinding, wall jumping and larger driveable vehicles were simply included in self-contained mario kart tracks.

When I saw the biker Waluigi it made me actually want to start using him for once. that goes hard.

I like how the game seems to have a fun artstyle for the UI. There was a good example in the character roster picture but I can't find it anymore

Nintendo's been following the sterilized minimalistic style every other company's been going for with the switch 1 (it was at its worst in pikmin 4) but hopefully this means they're finally moving away from it.

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We'll have to wait but I feel people are judging prematurely. We have that Mario Kart World direct in 2 weeks or so anyway so we'll get a deepdive there regardless.

Is this game going to be in the Tree House stream tomorrow morning?

eat burger

become american

sovl

Yeah the UI gives me Super Mario Kart vibes for sure, I really liked that.

Maybe those modes are only for the new World tracks. But that dino track looked like the one from double dash so I don't know.

Did they show the actual UI of the 2 in the direct at all?

protip

soul

means

I like it and want to pretend my opinion is what is generally considered good taste

Yeah I'm extremely excited for this.

Imagine how comfy driving around with the rain mode on free roam during a rainy day will be

i need her and im truly all set

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Tour tracks are way more soulless, you don't know what you're talking about.

Based

No, I really want to see it though. I can't take any more of these bland designs.

Is there confirmed ree roam mode?

Yeah, it's the big selling point.

j-just wait guys, th-they’ll show it off proper and it won’t be shit

That’s cope and you know it

i wonder how many special outfits there will be
and if the distribution will be even across every character...

I really want to drive around in daisys palace

The gameplay looks fantastic, reminded me of NFS The Run, loved the game. Already the best MK for me

more open world meme

watch, the next animal crossing is gonna be open world too

I think every industry is moving away from minimalistshit design nowadays where Nintendo's just following it
But yeah was obnoxious for a lot of the first party Nintendo games since 2017, everything has just been reminding me of Mario Odyssey's boring UI.

and if the distribution will be even across every character

Doubtful, I think Mario and Peach are going to get more costumes than Swoop and Cataquack.

Up to 120 fps*

Frequently dips below 60

Nice of them to double the cap for emulators though!

I'm probably the only one alive who cares about this but

no koopalings

Why?

Dude, I want it now, NOW!

I'd be fine with that as long as they improve the villager dialog.

That was such a good idea from them. I think the direct on 17 April will really excite people with how much depth the game has.

How the fuck do you even make Animal Crossing open world

But driving around an open world is nice. Part of the experience of cars is driving on an open road, going wherever you like.

Because you'd see nothing but Peach bikini players all day and you don't want that do you?

most likely the #1 contender, it's the one they showed the most gameplay of, with the online chat and screen visual examples, and it's a launch game

lol

tendies are excited for this

I mean, I'm not surprised, but jesus fucking christ.

i would have said the same with mario kart

The 90$ price is a lie btw, well at least on America, Europeans have it but that's because they're retarded

making an expanded hub world was never that far off conceptually. Racing games have been doing it for decades, though MK kinda lagged behind such developments. With something like AC where do you even begin to start

it works out as close to $100 in britbongbux, I'm absolutely livid

The only issue I can foresee is that Mario Kart isn't really a complex racer at all. It doesn't have the depth that other racers have, let alone kart racers. And that is a pro and a con. It makes it more accessible, at the cost of hardcore players.

I do suspect they've anticipated this though and have added some level of depth to the open world or the racing mechanics to make sure I'm not just holding ZR for like 1 minute to get from the desert area to the oasis, doing nothing else. Maybe snaking is back who knows

Yes. It will be in this order:
- Mario Kart World
- GameChat
- Super Mario Party NS2 Edition + Jamboree TV
- Drag X Drive
- Street Fighter 6 Switch 2 Edition
- BotW and TotK Switch 2 Edition
- Switch 2 Welcome Tour
- Donkey Kong Bonanza
- Bravely Default Remaster
- Kirby & The Forgotten Land + Star Crossed World
- Nintendo GameCube: Nintendo Classics
- Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

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Is Nintendo doing an upcharge for physical in muttland? Euros are getting shafted hard since it's €80 for digital and €90 for physical.

I'm going to continue saying $90.

Maybe snaking is back who knows

Nintendo didn't switch to hall effect sticks for the new joycons

This game oozes so much fucking soul

the "you can play as random npcs" and mid-match costume swaps seem gay to me, it's like they aimed it at memes instead of gameplay

and the courses WILL suffer from the world aspect, you can see in the trailer that they reuse crown city for 2 separate cups, and lakitu recovering you to the course for GPs will be gimped by weird map geometry, screenshot this

you'd see nothing but Peach bikini players all day and you don't want that do you?

That's EXACTLY what I'd want anon

>Nintendo didn't switch to hall effect sticks for the new joycons

source?

You never heard of Burnout Paradise?

moocow and bee from 3d land confirmed

dk jr still nowhere in sight

kamek looks like an item now instead of a racer

antisoul. probably won't even have missions.

It does look like a nice Mario Kart, but nice Mario Kart is not an experience I'm willing to pay $500 for. Feels like the kind of game we should have gotten on Switch rather than a WiiU port.

Taco Stand Bros

Is slop worth $70?

tendies are goyim

put a cow in Mario Slop World

It's like poetry.

This game oozes so much fucking soul

random A-posing enemy models on bikes that aren't even touching the seat or the handlebars

zoomer-focused open world gimmick

kek, kino af

Why are you idiots fixated on the off track stuff like it's actual open world shit? In an actual race Lakitu will probably drag you back on if you go too far, so it'll be the exploration mode as a ginmick and maybe some secrets to find.

What if there is no Lakitu and you can just drive off into the sunset, thus forfeiting the race at any time?

Yeah but an actual shitty mission mode like Jambo safari or something is more than most games bother to do these days so I'll take it.

youtube.com/watch?v=RJPzJ2FZ4xA

I think the pricing is in part to push people towards the bundle. Getting the bundle means you get the game for $50 above the base console price.

Despite the cool Dab, I’m still not sure I like Movie DK showing up in the games, just imagine if they did it to Peach like the boxart of Showtime

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Lmao I thought that was Toy Story

It's still shit

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the most ambitious mk ever

one of the most ambitious racing games ever

uh no its bad because uhhhh...something

Also the game is 50 bucks if you buy it with the switch, which you actually need in order to play the game. So no one will pay 80 bucks for it.

If you gonna reply denounce the talmud.

For those keeping score at home, this is the 10th time they've released this same game with slight modifications to the gimmicks.

it was at its worst in pikmin 4

I'm playing through it right now and I find this to be really, really overstated (like its alleged easiness relative to the others). l Its UI isn't particularly different to Pikmin 3's other than the bubble font being replaced with a more standard one, the menus are all contextualised as part of a sci-fi computer thing with scanlines and widgets outside of those like the timer or treasure detector have a metallic texture to them, etc. I can't really imagine finding it to be more "sterilised" than something like (for example) almost everything in Mario Odyssey's HUD being flat white.

The bad:

Donkey Kong

The good:

open world mode (retards don't remember that this used to be a staple in racing games)

insane roster already, I love my literal whos

COSTUMES, so could potentially save DK anyway

all the new karts look fun and cool

seamless transition between races seems really cool

seeing stuff like the old Mario Circuit tracks combined into one is insanely cool

enhanced tricks

online seems pretty good

The meh:

don't care that much about 24 racers personally...but whatever, not a big deal

because it's a stupid gimmick

32 racing tracks

GOOD

32 racing tracks with extra overworld in-between them

BAD

Logic

WHERE

things should remain the same price forever!

Yes. Absolutely yes. Prices should never change except for fluctuations in supply:demand. It's a symptom of broken economic policy. Just because you're used to inflation stealing the value of your money, doesn't mean it's supposed to happen. Higher inflation is an additional tax to consumers and nothing else.

Given Sky High Sundae and Airship Fortress are confirmed back and there's a brand new Space Track, its' obvious the "race transitions" will be as inventive as (if not more than) the tracks themselves

>open world mode (retards don't remember that this used to be a staple in racing games)

braindead moron

Character Roster?

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that'll be $80 + tax + internet bill + tariff + online membership fee please

LMAO

Cry about it faggot.

Also the game is 50 bucks if you buy it with the switch, which you actually need in order to play the game

That’s like defending TotK being priced at $70 because you can technically get it cheaper if you use the game vouchers. And look where it got us now, $70 is the norm and $80 is what they’re pushing. Would love to hear you try defending TotK’s premium price, bet you’d talk about it being nintendo’s most ambitious project to date despite it being nothing more than an overpriced DLC asset-flip

Honestly the game looks fantastic and you'd have to be a retard to not get the bundle version of the switch 2.
It's a shame people see the $80 price tag is distracting all discussion of it

Open World

Has amazing potential as long as it is its own game mode. I remember as a kid trying to explore different areas. Perhaps this will be a method of unlocking additional karts or racers. Having to go discover them out in the wild somewhere.

Hazard Animals Playable

Kinda neat, they seem to have gone the distance with including as many as possible, if not all of them. Seems a bit much though, one or two as gage characters coulda been kino and wouldnt bring so much useless bloat. Cow & Penguin are top tier and MAYBE sidestepper.

Battle Mode

It better be open world like N64 and not linear track like Mario Kart 8.

No Double Dash Mode ...(Yet)

Massive missed opportunity if thats the case. Coulda been cool as hell.

Missing Characters

There is always unlockable and DLC characters. I personally dont hate when they add additional franchises to Mario Kart, like stop trying to make it Smash Kart. Obvious exception to Donkey Kong characters. I would also turn a blind eye to Kirby Air Riders DLC if they wanna do a crossover type promo when that game launches. Any glaring omissions of characters present in previous installments will be annoying because they have literal who objects as playable characters. BASED Goomba is playable though.

80 fucking dollars mate

despite it being nothing more than an overpriced DLC asset-flip

You never played the game

Courses are still circular. The overworld parts in-between the courses are linear (obviously).

It's a shame people see the $80 price tag is distracting all discussion of it

I'm glad that this is all people will be talking about, you boot licking goyim.

The game is $115 dollarydoos for me but I'm too used to getting fucked in the ass over this to care

I agree, fellow organic poster. I'm preordering a Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Game Bundle right now!

…and thank god I didn’t

Sexo...

The clip of King Boo driving in a rainstorm immediately made me think, this is Mario Kart GTA

Good.
I like when more games have features I like.

You wouldnt hear me because I didnt and I wouldnt. IM defending MK pricing.

And btw 80 bucks games are fine. The issue is when every non indie shovelware game gets that reference price too. Thats the wrong part of it. Id rather play a jrpg over gta6, but they cant charge 100 bucks for a jrpg only because gta6 costs that.

Reference standarized price are the problem. NEW BIG games should cost from 40 to 100 depending on the scope and budget of the game. Not they all cost 60. They all cost 80 now.

GTA6 is fine if they want to charge 100 bucks. Latest resident evil should cost 60. Average jrpg should cost 50.

ambition =/= quality

Yes. Absolutely yes. Prices should never change except for fluctuations in supply:demand.

says the retard that clearly doesn't understand supply:demand

yeah well you need a fucking switch to play mario kart world so might as well buy the bundle and pay 50 for the game.

If you think open world mode is a retarded gimmick, you had a shit childhood and never ventures off track to see what was going on at peaches castle in MK64.

Ok let’s talk about how it looks like shit instead

What if I don't think the game is worth $500

Are you a child or are you an adult?

This 100%

Well, if you dont think the switch 2 is worth 450 you are entitled to your opinion. The game doesnt costs 500. It costs 50 and the console 450.
Wait for a region unlocker for the jp version.

I don’t know where you got that list from, but that’s a very solid lineup for just the first day.

Saar do the needful and go fucking kill yourself basterd blood bich

They got a SHITLOAD of outfits they can use from the mobile game.

Then you don't have to buy the game.
You don't have to buy a switch if you aren't interested in the games on it.

The point is, if you're interested in the switch 2 and Mario kart you'd be stupid not to save yourself $30

lists switch games

this is a solid line up saar

And the game requires the console so it effectively costs 500. Especially at release when there isn't really another reason to want the console.

why didn't they just call it the super switch?

Well good think you aren't paying $500 for just the game but also the console that actually plays it which technically makes the game $50

I remember as a kid trying to explore different areas. Perhaps this will be a method of unlocking additional karts or racers. Having to go discover them out in the wild somewhere.

If they turn this free roam into a Ubisoft checklist with all the things to discover clearly marked on the map with markers like a '?' box, then it's dead to me.

yeah well so every game for every console costs +400.

Everyone online is just going to use the meta again

It's funny that I like the Open World thing but only possibly in the context of how N64/Double Dash courses connect together. Like I want to know what Banshee Boardwalk would connect to, or just the obvious stuff like driving from Mushroom Bridge to GCN Mario Circuit.

Like I don't give a shit about driving from any of the originnal courses because like a modern Mario game could ever slam multiple courses together without there being a vampire like threshold between Snow and Desert.

If you don't think you're ever going to get any game but this on switch 2 then just don't get a switch 2
What a pointless argument

Try reading the post again before calling someone else a retard. I don't know why I expected anything else from a Nintendo thread, though. Maybe I am the retard after all.

Half the reason WiiU failed was because the name wasn't abundantly clear on it being a new system so they just called this thing the sequel to the last one.

If it's one of the random ass enemies/NPCs, I'll forgive it this time

This is why you play before a meta is formed and then abandon the game when it no longer becomes fun because everyone plays it the same

are you saying that people nowadays are so stupid that they wouldn't know the difference between nintendo and super nintendo

For 80 dollars, EVERY character should be able to get out of their Karts in Free roam and allow you to fuck around with gadgets and emotes

Hopefully the item pool needs serious work. With 24 players, things could get too crazy. It's Mario Kart but 12 players already pushes it with double items in 8D.

Yes.

It's just another copy of mario kart, what the fuck is there to discuss?

A console I don't own? Yeah.

That is kind of how it works. It's like when HL2 Alyx released and a shit load of people saw it as extremely expensive because getting it required also getting a VR headset. Games exclusive to things you don't own will inevitably be more expensive to you because you know you have to get the more expensive thing it's exclusive for.

If you don't think you're ever going to get any game but this on switch 2

Yes at this junction that is going to be the case because there literally is nothing else that's released yet.

You're right this is pointless because It's going over the bleeding obvious.

They need to add a mass online version so you can get up to PG gta shenanigans.

For years people spent time demanding every character, now you got your wish, welcome to the unnecessary nobody asked for this bloat era

I was thinking it would be cool if there was a Mario Kart game where nintendo added an originality bonus.

Like maybe your luck with items is slightly improved for every character or kart component you are using that no other player on the race is using at the time.

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lol i thought daisy was flipping the bird in the thumbnail

Loaded question.

But hey, at least something someone would actually want to play like link or a splatoon inkling isn't in it. Because that would be marginally like smash and slippery slopes.

I don't understand why people like Mario Kart
It's a casual baby game that punishes you for doing well

I love the fact they're finally going wild with the roster instead of giving us shit like Baby Pauline or Orange Steel Daisy. I just hope we don't get any RPG characters, Genofaggotry is bad enough for Smash, don't need them clogging up Mario Kart. Viviantrannies are just as bad, if not worse.

you've probably played maybe 20 minutes of it in your life is why, theres actually a lot of skill, but most importantly, its fun

It's not really a tryhard game. It's designed to always feel 'in it' so even if you're in last place there is 'hope' to move up. But if you're good enough you can pretty consistently get 1st place.

one of the most ambitious racing games ever

I love this game and it looks awesome but lots of games have had open worlds and connected worlds anon. Not that it takes away from this game, but don't lie.

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When the direct comes around in 2 weeks people will talk about it

people spent time demanding every character

now you got your wish

nobody asked for this

Smashkart fags are literally malfunctioning.

You're right, the game will be trash because you can't have a toy track. I concede.

Do you think Nintendo would be based enough to add a Diddy Kong racing DLC pack?

sidetail Daisy

Meaning?

New DK is so fucking ugly and gay, this design doesn't even fit in with the rest of the characters in this game. Just reusing his MK8 model would look less out of place.

I can see people getting bored with it real quick and thinking the world, roster and everything is too bloated and just go back to MK8, which will continue to be more populated in years time.
A game that sadly too got bloated with a bunch of garbage tracks and loves to constantly pick Tour city tracks online.

It's not the first day, it's the list for the whole 2 days, in chronological order

I do like that the new drivers are just random things from Mario games, that's a really fun idea.

You'll have to tell us why you're mad. We can't read your mind. Are you a PC vegan or something?

Do we know how many characters there are?

Her hairstyle right there in the picture I posted.

Sonic and All Stars Racing. This is because you have autism and sega is the platform for autistic adults.

I guess nintendo is still living in the 2010's, thinking that taking a game and making it "OPEN WEEERL" is some sort of major leap forward and selling point

See that dragon? You can drive on it

I can see people getting bored with it real quick and thinking the world, roster and everything is too bloated and just go back to MK8, which will continue to be more populated in years time.

A game that sadly too got bloated with a bunch of garbage tracks and loves to constantly pick Tour city tracks online.

At least wait for the direct next week before passing judgement anon

what info is there about battle mode?
is it even in the game or did they cut it altogether?

Wow...a clock!

Diddy not seen anywhere in footage or screenshots

MAKE IT REALLLL

I would guess a sort of battle royale mode in (part of) the open map, but that would undermine the entire selling point of Kirby Air Riders

Toy track's just an example, there's quite a few cool track ideas you wonder is even going to get put in the game because they'll struggle to make it work in an open world.

I'm so glad the based mariowiki autists found Dry Bones in the trailer I thought he'd get cut again

a sort of battle royale mode

All these retarded characters makes me hope we get the most insane roster ever, including character from other nintendo games.
Imagine rolling as Rex and yelling DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE everytime you blow someone up with a blue shell.

The giant ice cream track is already confirmed, you don't need to worry.

sadly, now that the game is worth 80 dollars, the meta of playing before the meta has been canceled and i will simply not play.

So Nintendo can use them to pad out the DLC roster. Duh.

Looks like got competition Mario Bros

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We're so back boner bros

If Dry Bones was cut when an apparent selling point is lots of playable generics, I'd have a convulsion.

Going off the path in Mario Kart should exclusively be for cutting off parts of the track to save time.

I'm sorry, did the trailer just show a character getting a hamburger powerup and turning into an American?
Wtf is the mario series anymore?

I will fundamentally never like sonic in a fucking car

No, but he fucking better. If they got Lakitu in a car, then he better get in one.

y-your mad!

you're mad that im eating shit and you're not!

They will never outdo Super Sluggers which featured Toadsworth and the extended DK cast

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All Stars Racing Transformed is a better kart racer than Mario Kart 8 and I stand by that

hamburger powerup and turning into an American

It is like weighted clothing. If he ran on foot, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.

He's been in cars since 1993 anon kek

This is a fantastic roster, especially for the time.

despite the quality, chuck not being in will always be the most bizarre whiff ever. The babies can go too

Yeah I dunno why people keep bringing up that one as one that seems too far fetched.

pure undiluted SOVL

Only thing I'm a little iffy on is the 24 racers thing. I know it's Mario Kart, but despite what shitters say, skill is a huge factor once you start getting out of the little league online. I hope 24 racers doesn't make it too insanely chaotic at all times (like the new Sonic racer) and lessens the skill element. Other than that it looked amazing to me.

"it looks ripped from the phone app"

Anon doesn't know how video games work

Stopped reading right there. I'm not even buying this slop, you're just that big of a fucking retard.

Baby DK wasn't even in Barrel Blast, so they must have made him new.

Imagine if Sega priced it at $40 - $50 it would be so funny.

The babies can go too

Baby Mario has been a spinoff mainstay since the 64 era, he's essential.

Doing something this radically different from the norm is definitely what they had to do after 11 years of Mario Kart 8 and the absolute mountain of content it has accumulated over those years.
It would be a fool's errand to try to do another iterative entry with another minor gameplay gimmick added and have it not be compared negatively to MK8.
Whether it actually succeeds at integrating the world mechanics into it without detracting too much from the established Mario Kart formula remains to be seen, but with the huge amount of faith Nintendo has put into this title I would think it has to.

Very interested to watch this at Treehouse tomorrow

Lets not forget, Banjo and Conker were replaced in the DS remake

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Doing something this radically different from the norm is definitely what they had to do after 11 years of Mario Kart 8 and the absolute mountain of content it has accumulated over those years.

I imagine the gameplay switchup was also motivated by the fact that Mario Kart 8 will be playable on Switch 2 and was still getting DLC not that long ago. They needed to make World stand out because people are still going to be playing and purchasing 8.

And what’s the baby princesses excuse for existing?

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Ponytail on the side

Would Nintendo do it? A Diddy Kong Racing × Mario Kart

Peak. Toadsworth is fucking great. Even included DK Jr. as an alternative ape for soft spergs like Miyamoto who can't handle too much edge.

Baby Peach is an actual character who has appeared in other games.
Baby Daisy and Baby Rosalina are bad though, I agree. They should add Baby Wario, Baby DK, and Baby Yoshis instead. I'd definitely play Baby Wario.

Even included DK Jr

That's Baby DK, but yeah I thought that was a really fun inclusion when the rest of DK's team was all Country-inspired.

What's the point of the burger? They didn't actually add an in-race item that just changes your fucking outfit did they?
At least the FIB and Coin had a fucking purpose, this just sounds completely useless.

pls be barefoot pls be barefoot...

Why did Sega have to leave the hardware market... kino alert

As much as I hate nintejews, I'd be pretty stoked for Anon Babbleeekends again

I'll take that as a "yes". What made the PC vegans mad this time?

That would actually be an incredibly risky but smart move
Good take

They're both great and I stand by that.

they should just make an entire baby kart roster spinoff with the baby tracks that is worried are being cut and leave the realistic cool tracks to us adults

Should have been Mortal Kombat World instead. An MK game where you can run around the Outlands and Earth Realm exploring, training, fighting opponents, and participating in storyline events would have been the bomb.

I still don't know what's more baffling to me. That Rare was still allowed to make one last game with Nintendo characters in 2007 long after getting purchased by Microsoft, or Tiny Kong getting redesigned into a sexy teenager after being a literal toddler in Donkey Kong 64.

Fair. I love both desu

More DK crew before Animal Crossing and Zelda characters

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It is almost guaranteed she's wearing flipflops or sandals.

Imma travel all over the world to find Green Thwomp.

now people are pretending open world slop is good because Nintendo

peak comedy

most of Anon Babble is third worldie shitters these days

sky high sundae

they better make it actually fun to play on this time because it was boring as fuck in 8

I heard we're getting a bunch of obscure random track hazards as characters, did we get Tatanga?

sure, the gameplay in 4k looks crispy and clean
I wonder if they are using dlss

HUH

DEE KAY

DON KEY KONG

If only

TEXMEX FAST FOOD CHAIN BOSS WALUIGI IS REAAAAAAL

This game oozes so much fucking soul

This is literally the most soulless looking Mario kart to date. The literally fucking turned it into forza. How do you fuck up this badly?

You didn't watch even a second of the trailer.

Same honestly. It’s weird how people feel like you have to pick sides when both can bring different vibes and still be great. Variety's what keeps it fresh.

Booting up Outrun again, still sharp as ever
Tendies, you better be cooking up a cool SMK hack with this feature or ill snap ya

If it doesnt have Boo and the Boo item, the game is shit. It need double Boo.
And no, before you even reply it, King Boo can fuck himself.

It feels so ironic that they go open world directly after making the game with the most restrictive, obnoxious Lakitu in the series

It's a little hard to say since the color depth is low ther

forza horizon ripoff

soul

I literally watched it live during the direct. It is literally Mario kart forza. Or Mario kart need for speed. Or Mario kart literally any other open world slop racing game that's been around since 2003

yep, 8bit, iif I do it as it appears in the trailer, the image size is almost 10mb, better watch the official upload in 4k

We did it Pippybros!

stages all flat, no soul like rainbow road

i hate how much theyre sacrificing just to make it le open world.
would be an insta skip for me if it wasnt basically free with the console

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Wait a second

game is open world, drive from track to track

how are we gonna get to this games rainbow road?

Last cup might be things like Space Battleship Bowser's Castle and Rainbow Road that you access via rockets.

Super Mario Kart (system name)

Mario Kart 64 (system name)

Mario Kart: Super circuit (random subtitle)

Mario Kart: Double Dash (Gimmick subtitle)

Mario Kart DS (System name)

Mario Kart wii (System name

Mario Kart 7 (Number)

Mario Kart 8 (Number)

Mario Kart World (Gimmick subtitle)

Should they keep a pattern or just pick randomly each time?

should've shown that then, what was in the direct was not impressive at all

As long as it isn't number, name is okay. You have weirdness in 8 and 8Deluxe and then a phone game Tour, so calling it Mario Kart 9 would feel wonky.

Hey were you the underage kid that was asking what game would be good for their OC that hates nintendo and wants the complete "opposite of nintendo"?

World is already paired - with Tour.

none of these mario karts impress me when other kart racers are doing better sonic crossworld looks better then you have one of the greatest kart racers made in ring racers so this just look like mid but hey enjoy it

one of the tracks is a spaceport, so...

Nah I'm good, don't want them anymore if they too are getting the faggot dreamworks treatment.

*falls off one turn*

*"forfeit" race*

going off the road

driving trough the floorboard

finding secrets under the furniture, perhaps a way to get on them

open the door and explore the rest of the house chibi robo style

Not gonna happen but one can dream

is mario kart fun for offline single player? the reason i play vidya is because im trying to forget other humans exist, is the ai good in MK

I exclusively play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe singleplayer and I enjoy it. The AI is tough on 150cc and 200cc.
On 100cc it's a good relaxing game to blank out to.

AI is pretty braindead in Mario Kart. You can only go so long curbstoping them on 150/200cc before you start craving online races for some actual challenge. Either that or you start grinding time trials.

THEY MADE ANOTHER NEW GIANT ROBOT DONKEY KONG
BUT NOT THE ONE FROM THAT ONE GAME
NOR THE RERELEASE OF THE OTHER GAME THAT RECENTLY GOT RERELEASED AGAIN

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Increased racer count is good. Knockout seems like a good alt mode. The open world aspect doesn't appeal to me so I wish they went with a better gimmick. Track variety is a huge concern since the areas need to be "connected". It looks way too similar to MK8 but that's expected of weak hardware

Did I count wrong or are there really 14 cups

not really. DS is the only game that tried even a little for single player content. 8D with dlc has a lot of tracks and characters though

Literally a gamecube game.

The miis there predicted a lot of newcomers

Literally thank fucking god someone is still making games as good as the Gamecube era.

there are 15.
7 Grand Prix
8 Knockout Tours
and there could be more, who knows

the maps are all straight lines

killed my interest

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Well good thing for you Mario Kart has never had voice chat so you never have to listen to prebusecent shits screaming into the mi-

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I haven't played a MK game since the DS days but did the Nintendo account thingy and received for a pre-order for the MK bundle. Seems like a fun game I hope that'll have legs to last as long as it's predecessor. The cow made me LOL and I might main them.

Track variety is a huge concern since the areas need to be "connected".

Special Cup is hidden because it's not connected to the rest of the map, like the final world in Diddy Kong Racing.

You have a strange definition of straight line

Will there be randomly generated hazards?

I think Airship Fortress looks fucking amazing. I was bummed when it got snubbed from the MK8 dlc.

this is just for the knockout tours though

The game looks like shit. It's been 20 fucking years since the gamecube and ninty is making the same graphics with worse gameplay. Fuck that shit. They could at least dev for their platform, and not just straight up run a hacked up dolphin port for their games.

Holy shit, no wonder it's so expensive, they're going all in.
Game's gonna be fucking huge once they do finish the DLC.

Yeah, you didn't watch shit, lmao.

theres somerhing spooky about driving around barren worlds decoid of any signs of life

what happened to the people who used to live there? did some kind of apocalypse kill them off?

there arent even any animals or insects

how did you (king boo) survive?

Quite the opposite.

they turned him into an item, bro...

ninty is making the same graphics with worse gameplay.

Where are the experiences crafted for modern audiences??? Why is Nintendo still making fun old-school style games that their fans like instead of cinematic experiences about lesbians like Sony?

oh yeah, I'm retarded. did think it was weird that none of them looped around

king boo

survive

anon, I don't know how to tell you this...

Oh yeah, look how flat all these courses are in the previews here . Not a loop or slope in sight.

It's a shame that THIS had to be the game that Nintendo went full jew for, I can't talk about this without bringing up the price.

Just buy the bundle and it'll be $50. Just don't be a scalper and you're qualified to buy.

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So when you eat the burger do you change costumes based on the vehicle or the environment?

this does not look good at all

Gimmick Subtitle is the best, 8 was cool for being able to do a mobius strip reference which in turn became a crazy as fuck item. System name just feels soulless and mainly worked with super and 64 because it didn't just slap the name of the platform afterwards.

(Side note, any guesses whether the Crazy 8 is gonna be in the new game now it's not 8?).

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drive around boring empty environment

24 sets of items thrown around

Game will be ass.

I think every industry is moving away from minimalistshit design nowadays where Nintendo's just following it

No, everyone's still doing minimalist "UX" horseshit. Just look at Ass Shadows which just came out a few days ago.

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That's what Diddy Kong Racing was, which was better in every way. Nice to see this shitty franchise finally catch up after 28 years.

It does. Reminds me of old Sega games like OutRun and Hang-On.

You fags don't even play games. Open worlds are very common in racing games. Haven't you tried Need For Speed or something?

they didn't rip off the boost mechanic from CTR

it's fucking over. I just want a kart racer with some fucking depth that doesn't also have insane load times and isn't stuck on consoles at 30fps
after playing CTR NF and experiencing its depth it's impossible to play any other kart games

Make DKR2

Forget to add diddy

I hate this company so much

Double Dash was soul
This game is just a checkmark of popular ideas that's already been done before in other racing games
It looks really fun though

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CTR's mechanics are impressive but it makes online cancer. Game are essentially decided in 10-15s once you reach a certain level of skill

At least you can still play Anton Blast for your CTR boost mechanic needs.

Koopa Troopa Beach got taken over by spring breakers

I better be able to kill npcs in this game

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DD is fun but the fact that CTR and Diddy Kiong Racing mogged it yet Nintendo got away with making one basic bitch grand Prix mode for 8 GAMES shows how little Nintendo has to try as long as their fans are completely brain dead.

Now bring back All Cup Tour. I mean the real shit endurance run not just setting VS mode to 32 courses at random.

Does Anon Babble play Mario Kart together? We should organize some knockout tourneys.

implying anyone here is playing videogames anyway

lol, lmao even
let alone defending when a company fleeces you and the entire industry.
pretending like I don't already spend plenty on games, could spend more, but choose to buy what I actually want + no one can own and play literally every game

kys
check out this hot monkey doe, it's free!

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It did not look good in the first stream at 1080p, now in 4K it looks much better with less compression
should look even better direct to the console without image compression

Seems like it's mix and match between the old and new tracks now, and cups are theme-based

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that's the best part though. I was that one faggot DNFing entire lobbies with the digital N. Tropy skin, platinum car and all that shit
I swear it's like crack when you can analyze every second of gameplay and know whether you're performing well or not

Given this games gimmick I wouldn't be surprised if there was a final all race course mega race thing.

sidetail Daisy

SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

Would the Shy Guy cut off your ear if he don't like your face?

The DS one again

Cowards

Yeah, but what about when making this game cost more gives every other faggot company under the sun a free precedent pass to do the same thing?

The damage is already done.

been working all day so I just got caught up

make Mario Kart forza horizon / Burnout Paradise edition

tons of characters

grinding rails and shit

boats

sexo daisy

but it's 80 dollars unless you get the bundle even then most standalone S2 games with be 80/90 dollars

man I can afford it easily but this fucking sucks

is this because of world events and Nintendo trying to cushion the blow, them being greedy, or both? (most likely)

It's N64, the layout matches perfectly and there'd be no other N64 courses otherwise (Koopa Troopa Beach is SNES)

Anon Babble tournies with mic and cam on

It's going to be some hilarious lobbies

That's probably actually in the game as like World Cup Grand Prix. Imagine an entire hour just driving through the whole map like it's Cruis'n USA.

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actually the game will be more like 150 dollars once they ship the dlc
no discounts ever

DK's new look looks genuinely retarded.

That’s his old design

The Japanese versions are cheaper so it may be a preventive measure so they don't end up raising prices mid console generation.

being able to take a trip through the mario world was something I've always wanted since I was a kid. It's like the wonder of driving up to Peach's castle but expanded

Crazy 8 was originally the lucky 7 item. I would guess they will call it a world tour item because it has item from around the world or something like that.

I hate the feeling. It's been a long time since a good new Mario Kart. It would've been an instant pre-order but Nintendo fucked it up with the pricing, and I don't want to enable them making $80 games the norm.

It's already too late we already know GTAVI is going to be $100 and after that basically everyone in the industry is going to raise their prices.

So, assuming that the Dino Dino Jungle/Peach Beach/Ghost Valley tracks are actual retros, we've got 14 new and 14 old. Means a hidden Special Cup might have the last 2 and 2 to get to 16 and 16.

Could have the missing GBA and Wii U course, maybe?

Biddybud on the Biddybuggy

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This and the penguin are strong contenders for most soulful characters

I'd say both. I'm not even here to shit on Nintendo, I just wish it wasn't this way.

DK costume in the background

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Biddybuds are anti-soul.

massive endurance race from one end of the globe to another

your loss bro. sounds fun as fuck.

The absurdity of it driving a car while flying above the seat and having no hands makes it soulful

how will Anon Babble react when this game becomes a critical and commercial sensation blowing even 8 deluxe out of the water thanks to its social features

Nah the tracks looks fucking boring
Open world is a mistake
I want a racing game not a crusing around game

Peach being cute in the foreground.

Unless they're like floating out to sea in the north east or north west I don't see where you'd physically PUT a 31st and 32nd race course, and the pathing to them would look uneven compared to the rest of the courses.

Kino
How?
If this is some NSMB-hate shit then Biddybuds aren't even from NSMB, they're from 3D Land.

If it happens it'll only be over the long run of the Switch 2 lifespan. Mommy and daddy are gonna be more reluctant to spend $500 on a Christmas present this year with this economy.

I mean it's going be successful but let's not kid ourselves and pretend Nintendo's version of Microsoft Teams is going to be the reason why.

does anyone here regularly play MK8?
I'm wondering if it's comically easy to trounce people or if there are decent players out there to keep you on your toes
idk how high the skill ceiling is, really

No way they made Waluigi's Taco Stand real

Just like you said, they're just stuck in there.

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space. Rainbow Road is missing, presumably they'd be in space. Probably through DK Spaceport.

If this is actually the reason why costumes work the way they do, then that is "I don't want to make an adventure mode because it would get uploaded to Youtube"-tier decision making on Nintendo's part.
For the love of God, just let us select the costume before the race starts.

A lot of 3D Land's new enemy types feel like parodies of Mario enemies.

That's what credit cards are for.

Some screenshots make it look like it's possible to start the race with them too

Map is cool. I like the SNES zone and Rainbow Road being in the ice.

There's defiantely going to be a space themed area.

But anon there's no space themed retro tracks besides Rainbow Road

Cheese Land

Rosalina's Ice World

Melody Motorway/ Music Park

It can get pretty hard at the top end. Once you hit 5-digit VR matchmaking in online, the good players start showing up and you run into good competition. Also, at that level, everyone starts using meta builds due to some characters being inherently better than others.

some characters being inherently better than others

man they better do the CTR NF thing where characters are independent from anything but visuals. sucks to have a character you want to play as but they suck

Cheese Land

space themed

Not anymore it's not

There's already a stage themed heavily after the Comet Observatory, I doubt Ice World is coming back.

Nintendo probably planned some wiggle room in case Trump did something retard(let's see how long these tariffs last, if they make it to Tuesday before he backs down and claims he achieved some great victory).
Games are just getting more expensive to make. Games had been held at the $60 mark for over a decade, and for $50 years prior and would quickly discount themselves. Each of the console manufacturers had a $20 label for their greatest hits. The HD era of 7th gen killed a lot of publishers and developers and budgets went from hundreds of thousands to tens of millions, and now hundreds of millions, really quick.

The $70 push was inevitable. Video games have been very inflation resistant but the extenuating factors, e.g. paying the people that make the games and what those people spend their money on like basic necessities, was always going to exert pressure.

As it is I think we'll only see absolute high end flagship titles occupy that $80 mark. Mario kart, GTA6, Call of Duty, Assassin's Creed, etc. Small publishers will have to make do with $70 if they're feeling confident, or more likely the $60 mark or even $50 if they think that can play to a bigger audience.
That's the other thing though, outside of the major tentpoles and live service titles, video games have basically been selling to the same audience since 6th gen. Not really meaningfully growing or expanding, so the only real strategy in play is finding ways to get more money of the same number of people.

Open world also means no variety of scenic backdrops for your tracks because it will all take place in the same landmass

I would hope so but every Mario Kart with online in the past has had a meta character, I'm not sure if Nintendo ever took balancing for MK seriously.

DS had Dry Bones
Wii had Funky Kong and Daisy
7 had Metal Mario
8 Wii U had Morton
8 Deluxe had Waluigi

All of those tracks were in 8. I recognize that so was Moo Moo Meadows (and Sky-High Sundae, which doesn't really count), but I still kinda doubt it.

I think Wigger Wednesday Waluigi ended up falling off mid booster pass after they actually did character balance changes.

Yeah the meta now is Yoshi/Peach/Peachette on the teddy buggy.

Yep, Yoshi's meta now.

another victim of the trump tariffs

Guess I fell behind the meta since I never played the booster pass that much.
My point still stands, and I don't think I'll ever miss Funky Bike Wii.

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Battlerite/Overwatch vibes.

I've been playing super hang on a outrun recently and have been wonding how no one is making a similar game nowadays. It simply FUN. It's a good move from N.

If the Switch 1 port of this is good I'll probably end up getting it.

:)+ Yeah!

I feel like the worst thing Sonic can do is ever remind people there's a Mario version of whatever he's trying to do coming out soon.
The one saving grace in a couple years is Sonic 4 only has to worry about the Zelda movie, not the Mario movie.

driving to the next course

what, so when you're in a grand prix everyone has to actually shuffle along the overworld to get to the next map?

I mean the second Mario movie is in production. The possibility of a nightmare scenario is non-zero.

Yeah well children in Africa want drinking water

Yeah, it's that Forza Horzion mode where you have to race each other on the roads between as well as the tracks themselves.

Yes see

Mario movie is slated for 2026, Zelda movie is literally a week after Sonic 4 in March 2027.

Is there a vegan option for Moo Moo?

No which is why it developed Mad Moo Moo disease. Thankfully this just manifested as driving around a car.

Yeah the open world thing is like that racing game Test Drive...I forget what it's called. The one with the Biblically Accurate Hawaii.

they made a beverage out of the Yoshi berry-apple-peach fruit

Except Lego Racists 2 was actually good kids game.

bump limit

Damn, I was hoping for more wholesome MK9 discussion

what does it taste like

Imagine being a kid, trying to convince your parents to buy you an $80 dollar game

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