Why is he so unpopular with women? you'd think they'd love a brooding noble type

why is he so unpopular with women? you'd think they'd love a brooding noble type

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Gonna take a wild guess here, but I reckon people don't like nogs even in fantasy.

Nogs in fantasy should be done like Redguards from the Elder Scrolls

He's just so fucking boring. I hate that they changed him from how he was in the early access.
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Contrary to poltard beliefs, white women don't like black men due to their immaturity and mental fragility

He really reminds me of Jacob from Mass Effect 2. It doesn't matter that he's black, but he's literally a fucking board.

Is he popular with men?
For me, the second he hops down and says some goofy shit about “provoking THE BLADE” I knew I’d never bring him along. He is aggressively unlikable.

He and Karlach both should have been Genderswapped.

next to astarion and gale hes a complete personality vacuum. just utterly boring.

He doesn't have as big of a personality as the others because they were afraid of accidentally doing something racist, so he ended up just being "the black guy." Happens all the time.

They like each other more than the inverse.

His competition is a sexy vampire, sexy smart nerd and a sexy buff good guy druid. The game was rigged from the start

this isn't true.
People just hate him because he's this goody two shoes to the point that it's boring. I know this one girl who like him and even she was like "I know I know he's boring but I still like him!!!"
Both men and women like Astarion because he's such a horny and fun character.
People like Halsin because he's a bisexual bear who takes good care of people

Is he popular with men?

not at all.

most of the followers in BG3 are interesting. Shadowheart gets a boost from being tied directly to some of the story archs in act 2 and Lae'zel is a githyanki with the most natural character development. Gale is the wizard with a cat.
No reason to use any of the other story characters they're all tropes and shit.
Astarion is every bad Romantasy trope, Karlach is le tough girl, wyll is the rich kid.

aren't interesting

not sure how i missed that but I've been day drinking.

White women don't actually like niggers. That's jewish propaganda rotting your brain.

all these people coping that he's unpopular because he's too good or too boring

It's because he's an ugly nigger. That's it.
Replace him with a 7 feet tall paladin that looks like Arthas without changing anything else and let's see how he ranks.

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Whether it's The Sims, or Baldur's Gate III, female streamers and players across all platforms showcase an aversion towards black characters to a hilarious degree honestly.
I guess Diddy, Cosby, Kanye, and Eddie "My Wife Fucks My Son's Friends" Murphy have ruined all their impressions.

You aren't wrong for the fact that 3 of them are tropes but they're fun to hang out with so fuck you

Not gay enough, same reason why the other guy on the Team is not that popular with the women "gamers".

Eddie "My Wife Fucks My Son's Friends" Murphy

That's Will Smith.

Being famous in Hollywhite

Illuminati humiliation ritual always.

this guy reminds me of that black dude from mass effect, NO SPICE

lmao @ white people trying to write a black guy in rpgs, y'all mfs walking on eggshells trying to avoid stereotyping the brother

It's not the visual appreal that makes him unlikable, you could mod him to look differently and he will still be uninteresting because they gutted his story from early access

will smith

eddie murphy now

are all blacks just massive cucks or is it some kind of hollywood mind rape propaganda?

checkout D&D and baldur's gate pornfics

it's 90% astarion faggot fics

5% is durge gay eroguro

5% actual porn in the D&D universe

why are fujos and faggots like this?

Well it's not only that.
Somehow black middle schools and high schools are a little projection of Hollywood in that aspect.
High school toilet orgies are a frequent thing in the hood, and teenage girls getting pregnant; and let's not even get into hood homosexuality.

Not absolutely true, streamer chicks I knew only flirted with Wyll.

The most unpopular race that was added solely because of White guilt?

gross hairstyle

goody twoshoes attitude

speaks like some theater kid

extremely homosexual

a nigger

everything about him is annoying and disgusting. there is literally nothing redeeming about him.

every accusation is an admission

You glow from space, Mockingbird bird Hollywhitoid.

the type of white women that like black men don't play video games

Nah, Eddie Murphy is in the clear, it's Will Smith. Though Murphy did attend a lot of Diddy parties so who knows.

Ugly nog with no edge or bite to his character because he's a nog

Bad VA

Warlock and CHR-focused when everyone and their mother is already running CHR on their Tav and Warlock is a pretty popular class/multiclass

Antagonistic to the designated reddit chungus character on first impression

Every hood teenage pregnancy is in the Planned Parenthood statistics since you abort the most out of every race in USA sonny. You are about the most degenerate retards there alongside The Hills Have Eyes rednecks. Own it or shut the fuck up. Hollywood is merely finally making it visible.

Astarion was a character designed by women for women so naturally he's popular with women

There just being random black people in Fantasy with no historical or regional relevance sucks.
He's right, TES does it right.

they are literally nords with a different aesthetic

Baldurs gate 3 is such a scam. Good first act with too much of ugly devils. But towards the end you have an army of homosexual gnomes. Every other person is gay and/or black. Humans are rarest race (lmao). Everyone want's to have sex with you. When there is actual cool character - priestess and a planetar they are dyke lesbians uglified to the max. Dark Urge which seems like a cool concept is actually underpowered. The only good thing about the game is probably the narraotor, who is a rare competent english VA.

He was actually interesting in the EA, but Larian wimped out on making the black character morally complex I guess.

Because Wyll is by far the most boring companion and the fun of playing a Warlock is role-playing as a Warlock, not the thrilling gameplay of Eldritch Blast ad nauseum.

They're basically a token alternate version of an already existing race with a much richer lore and relevancy to the setting

Yeah, that's what makes them so bad and forgettable.

Which one, the main series or Andromeda? I admit they made Jacob from the main series pretty sorry as if on purpose. I don't see how they were trying to make him inoffensive by having him cheat on Fem Shep and just be worthless throughout. They had him on coon timing. Anderson was treated better ans was voiced by the GOAT, Keith David. The Andromeda one I'm not as familiar with but they made him appear to be pretty emasculated, like Donald Glover or some shit.

He's boring and unfocused. His whole "blade of the frontiers" thing makes you think he's going to be a swashbuckling bard or rogue, but he's a warlock that never uses any warlock powers when not in your command. Then he's making deals with Mizora and getting horns which don't look cool with his lightskin goody-two shoes face. And sure, thats the point, but that leads into his whole noble aspect, which feels random and tacked on. He's three ideas glued together with zero personality to bind them. You can make characters like this work, but he just... doesn't.

That fucking eye of his is really ugly and distracting, and the scar is very unappealing too.

he's right, the amount of weirdo sex parties in the hood is baffling
i had a co-worker trauma dump on me randomly that she once got fucked up at a party and had a train ran on her
after that she became a weird dyke that tried to cheat on her dyke partner with me and i noped out of there

Gaming needs another Barret.

Shouldn't you be fixing the fent problem in your neighborhoods, Cuckasian? It seems to be one of the big drivers for the increase in cousin fuckery in your woods and the retarded excuse for these gay ass tariffs.

It’s both. If he looked cool as fuck, people would overlook how boring he is. Ironically being black is like having two strikes against him. One, people genuinely don’t like that in fantasy. And two, they worry about seeming racist so they won’t do anything too interesting.
He’s such a buffoon, though. They really had to address the fact that he’s desperate to play hero and have him realize it, chastise himself, and grow. Instead it’s just this giant elephant in the room that the game is afraid to address.

This basically. The early access version of him wanted to kill all the goblins because they fucked him up. In the full release that became the early main goal of basically every party member and most of the goblin path got cut for time. They had to rewrite him because he was going to have even less going on in act 3. Karlach also took up way more dev time that should have been devoted to him since they were joined at the hip in the full release.

Actually the worst part is I can't romance and impregnate Mol, the best girl.

They really had to address the fact that he’s desperate to play hero and have him realize it, chastise himself, and grow.

That was his original character in EA, but too many retards complained about LE ALL COMPANIONS ARE LE EVIL so they scrapped him. Karlach being super reddit is also probably a result of that as well

projecting whitoid Epstein parties onto the hood now.

You have never been outside your basement, Huckleberry. You know nothing but what Hollywood and your media tell you, which is agitprop.

Fent problem? Buddy the Fent problem is nothing compared to middle schooler and high schooler pregnancies you stupid fuck produce which end up in fetuses being dunked through a basketball hoop, not to mention you even have rape rates that are higher on average, and no fatherhood whatsoever. Also forget fent, let's talk about who introduced and spread HIV and AIDS across USA, blacks. It seems everything degenerate points to your entire collective taking on Hollywoods culture as a racial trait; or maybe it's Hollywood who learned from you, that's a theory worth considering.

I disagree about him being black inherently being a penalty; there's plenty of cool black characters out there- mace windu, black panther, and nagoriyuki come to mind, but what they're going for is the posh black kid from the burbs. There's a way to make that work but honestly I think Wyll and Gale should have been race swapped and they'd work better. Alternatively just give Wyll a cooler face and hairdo.

anon im black, my ass just didnt grow up in the hood but we all knows what goin down bro, stop it

with no historical or regional relevance sucks.

I agree.
I absolutely fucking hate it. Every fantasy world these days is just a mish mash of modern day New York in terms of racial make-up. It makes no fucking sense.

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I don't think I've ever intentionally played a nigger in role playing games aside from maybe the paladin in diablo 2 and he was more brazillian mullato than pure nog

Also I had him in my party for a while and he does have the best banter in the game. It doesn't trigger very often for some reason though

Dudes, the sooner we realize we've ALL been fucked up and fucked over and have bigger fish to fry than each other, the sooner we can solve the real problems instead of creating more. And we all know what those problems are.

he seems more of a catty effeminate faggot to me than those hot lestat vampire types.

I need to do some research on eddie murphy lol. The will smith cuckoldry is so over the top and public that I think it's part of a bigger psyops to ruin monogamous relationships. Think about how normal bodycounts are now for women, and that's just cuckoldry lite if you think about it

there's plenty of cool black characters out there

You forgot Yasuke.

He should have been a bard with Mizora as his secret succubus teacher tempting him to study dark magic and give him a special unique warlock multiclass option, same with a temple of Shar paladin bit for Shart; or a sorcerer route for Gale.

In women's eyes he is the biggest sinner of them all.
He is very very boring.

brooding noble

He is just milquetoast good guy with daddy issues. His beta version was more interesting.

He's Boring

Poor Will. If only he had dated someone who wanted a huge selfish bitch.

you're really out of touch if you don't realize Astarion is exactly what a large percentage of women, especially the ones inclined to play BG3, fantasize about
just look at literally any female-dominanted part of the internet that features BG3 fans, Astarion is always by a long amount the most popular companion
Gale probably could have been more popular if he didn't while about his ex GF that much

Yasuke is only sometimes cool. A lot of series make him lame as fuck because they just go all performative diversity like "YOOOO LOOK AT LE HECKIN HISTORICAL NIGERINO NIGERUNDAYO!!!"

Bitch I don't care about that I care about cool characters. If you're doing it for representation but the character is lame, the people you're trying to appeal to won't like it and only loudmouthed twittards will.

Is that his wife?
In regards to Will specifically though, I honestly think he just fell in love with someone crazy and couldn't get over her no matter how abusive she was/is to him.

Dudes, the sooner we realize we've ALL been fucked up

We?
Anon, everyone has realized except the blacks.
Hood culture keeps being the only one that doesn't know how to self-police.
Ask the white, the latinos, and the asians in USA what solutions they have provided for analyzing, recognizing, and arresting and murdering the shit out of pedophiles. You'll get a cacophony of organizations, institutions, community protection systems, tipping networks, pedophile registry systems, etc. etc. etc.
Now ask the same of blacks in USA.
Nothing. Nada.
They have no self-responsibility or policing whatsoever.
That's why Planned Parenthood is such a good thing; it showcases just how fucked in the head and loins blacks are. Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers getting pregnant, blacks don't do SHIT to regulate this, because they are used to it. Fucking kids and getting kids pregnant is normalised among their culture now. Again, Planned Parenthood stands witness.

noble

lmao.

Ok, allright, you made me reconsider. I love the nurses in act two and hate the fact you can't use their weapons effectively. Mol is an ugly devil though. Game needs more planetars, fairies and nymphs.

He’s just inoffensive advertisement black
He never gets angry

The only good thing about the game is probably the narrator

fuck you.

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planeters, fairies, and nymphs

No it doesn't, bro. The small races are fucking atrocious in this game. They simply should not even bother.

There is literally nothing interesting about him. His EA version was actually interesting with flaws and shit he needed to work on like every other character in the game (except for Karlach who gets a pass, because lonely redditors want her to step on them).

But Larian bitched out, because having a black character have flaws is taboo. So they made him too perfect, so now he is just boring.

If his Daddy wasn't the duke, then he'd have literally zero plot relevance or even at plot at all. He's a plot nepo baby. In the EA yeah that was true, but he also clearly had a potential arc of either growing past his narcissism to change as a person or getting worse by sinking further into his own delusions, but because you only saw Act 1 brainlets didn't understand that he was supposed to evolve as a character, the same way Astarion comes off as a huge bitch if you only play Act 1.

No he should have just been given to you at level 3 with 2 levels in warlock and one in something else. It would have worked better for the post-rewrite story and shown off multiclassing. They probably didn't want to do that because easy mode restricts multiclassing for some stupid reason

He's boring. I never use him in my party.

I wonder how popular Durge would have been if he were a party member.

they always are

due to their immaturity and mental fragility

That's literally all men

His plot of being a fake hero who got all his power from the hells could have been good, his blade of frontiers persona is all built on lies.

Oh well. Never mind. Hes a good boy who dindonuffin

It would be better if redguard culture was actually inspired from subsaharan africa and not from Arab/Berber culture

owlcat did a black companion right

Big strong daddy type

Dark mysterious past

Actual serial killer

"I can fix him"

The reason Durge isn't a party member is if he was a romanceable one, then we'd have a civilization ending flood from all the feminine juices that would have poured out of collective society once women beheld their literal perfect male.

His hair fucking sucks

you're being an absolute faggot here. It's done right because blacks/browns are their own separate race, thus you can't make a black nord as it will just be seen as a redguard.

poltard beliefs

blacked spam is purely done by mentally ill troons and chinkoids

They probably didn't want to do that because easy mode restricts multiclassing for some stupid reason

Christ, is Astarion unironically dogshit in easy mode then? Rogue is 100% one of those classes you barely level then fuck off from if you don't have a human DM letting you roleplay shit in combat.

Suffers from black character written for white liberal male syndrome. The truth is black ppl and others would rather see real nigga shit like idi amin and general butt naked. This pussyfoot polite dindu shit puts you to sleep.

What evidence do you have to support the assertion embedded within your loaded question?

His competition is Astarion who is like cat nip for women.
Even if it's a woman who doesn't like bad boys Gale is also a goody two shoes and is more interesting with a stronger VA and narrative.

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Yup, in EA he was complete fraud, a narcissist consumed with his own reputation, but a genuinely good person who WANTED to help people. Which is an actual interesting character arc that can go in either direction (like how Laezel can double down on being a souless warrior for her queen or rebel and claim her own autonomy by rejecting the lies of her society).

He just ended up with no conflict beside "uhh kill this clearly innocent woman or gain horns" then 100 hours later "uhh be free of your contract or keep your daddy, but actually that's too morally complex so we'll give you a ridiculously easy out to satisfy both".

BG3 would have been like twilight if durge was a companion, women would bankroll a new age in rpgs for that shit

the lefty fags whined that a black character had some negative traits

Yea he's unusable

This describes the entire game in general which is why its so garbage.

Boring heroman with meme mistake as his dark brooding past. Mizora carries his story like a fucking dog on a leash. I Wonder If the Netflix raceswap fetishists bled from their asses when they saw a good redhead character shitting on a bad Black character. They're probably collectively foaming from their mouths alongside the retards of the coast trying to write some lightly inspired by(tm) bg3 piece of media where wyll saves the forgotten Realms and goes on a hour long quip about Black people rights after getting teleported to Imaskar or some shit and they're probably fapping their skin off to artworks of Black Mizora.
I know I would.

with a much richer lore and relevancy to the setting

read the lore

he's lame as hell

Rogue literally breaks this game with free loot from vendors and combat system abuse. act 1 is fucking free for a rogue.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU RETARDS GETTING YOUR BUILD IDEAS FROM? FEXTRALIFE?!

He was originally an edgelord larping as a hero, and everyone hated him

Then they removed that element from his personality after the beta.
Now nobody even remembers he exists.

retards hated him*
they hated shart for being mean as well, even though she wasn't

*crickets*

Ding ding ding

We'd have literally run out of money as a society after women spentit all on durge plushies.

Nah, Act 1 and Act 3 are fine, but literally not a single character has anything to do in act 2 if you aren't romancing them.

All females are ugly in bg 3.

atleast on xitter the main demographic of people i've seen who like him are gay men and they're obnoxious about it

I think the well-behaved British black is especially tiresome due to the UK pushing that archetype for propaganda reasons

Every girl I know that played this game likes him

He was a useful Pallock for me, but he really is a very weak link in an otherwise solid core cast. he racked up a lot of bench time in my game.

Simply because he is outclassed by the rest of the characters.
If you bring him to Avowed or Dragon Age or Starfield cast then he will suddenly spike in popularity.

Its all relative. I played the game 4 times at this point, he is my least favorite character, he isn't bad but compared to the rest he is the least fun to keep in party.

Because:
-Wyll is super self righteous and moralist, that becomes boring when you are always on the correct and just side, unlike Astarion for example he is not willing to dirty his hands with you or do something weird, he just wanted to be a hero.
-Wyll also has the least developed story, his development is slow in the beginning which makes many people drop or ignore him, he is only important in act 3 and not for a long time either.
-Wyll looks ok but with horns he becomes ugly
-His performance is the least memorable, compare him to Astarion, Shadowheart, Laezel, Gale or Karlach and he is far behind.

I believe that Wyll is suited to be THE playable origins character, because it sounds he is the hero you need to play as if you don't want to play Tav. Feels like when they made the story of the game Wyll was the main character but then its dnd RPG so they gave you character creator.

Same reason Ass Sheet didn't pull in any female gamers with Yasuke being a homosexual Johnny Somali; though this descriptor does apply to too many black men which is why black women need to be saved from their environment constantly.

Shoutout to the Stardew Valley bg3 mod that refuses to add Wyll and told people to play the new Ass Creed instead.

Kek, no way that actually happened.

nobody even remembers boring nigger’s name

Bad Boys Bad Boys watcha gonna do when they cum on you.

what if women are avoiding the black male characters because they're scared they'll be called ''fetishizers'' ? women know about this woke stuff and avoid it

Halsin is pure gaybait
Women like Gale more than him, he's basically the romance option for women who believe themselves to be too smart to romance Astarion

Gale was also a half decent Origin character to play, being a Wizard with a pretty malleable personality and set of goals. I never like having him around much when I was playing Durge as any kind of caster, since I almost always follow the pretty standard Fighter/Support/Sneak/Caster composition, and he's a bit aggravating with how showy he is. As Durge I just killed off everyone except my core party because I hate switching people around for quest moments.

Shame they made Mystra so ugly. Don't know what that's all about, particularly when Gales god form looks great

Dragon Age

Mmm, I played both, and I've got to say Davrin has a bit more grit to him that makes him better than Wyll. If they were both in the same Game Davrin would come put on top.

Which is true, honestly. I was second guessing myself when it first released thinking that I had fallen into an anime aesthetic only enjoyer. Marvel Rivals has pretty women (and a cute teen) all across the board. Idk what larian is doing when it comes to the designs department.

women are avoiding the black male characters because they're scared they'll be called ''fetishizers'

a new cope just dropped non-white bros

because they're scared they'll be called ''fetishizers'' ?

These stupid ass bitches aren't afraid of anything, that's their biggest problem. Fear is a good survival instinct to focus into various tasks, the white Karens have been coddled too much for too many centuries and lost it completely.

Gale is an incel and gives most women the ick

jews think because a nigger has an accent a shitwashing will be more accepted, these zero talent niggers are everywhere

they were making cute female characters in their previous games, so I'm willing to bet it's due to WotC influence
next game they'll have nobody looking over their shoulder so expect high quality space babes of the multicolored and at least 1 reptilian flavor

Davrin is entirely carried by the gryphon, if he was the exact same dude minus the gryphon he'd be super boring too.

If Wyll had a dog he'd be more interesting too.

i remember some data on this and was shocked, as i remember black boys have the lowest male average age of losing virginity by far and 2nd lowest overall beating all women except black, they also have the 2nd highest reported cases of CSA usually by older women in their schools or families.

I personally like Gale.
Something about him telling me stories was fun and interesting, he is the only companion that i always heard him fully.

Though i understand Gale doesn't show a lot of emotions like the rest of the favorites.
Karlach for example is incredibly emotional and some of her scenes made me tear up
Astarion grew on me when i romanced him in one of my playthroughs, he is genuinely well written and has a ton of unique interactions
Shadowheart is great and starts to show her vulnerable side as the game goes on.
Laezel also grew on me after i saw her development arc
Jaheria has a lot of backstory that hides her pain
Minthara same as Jaheria but i liked her from the start because she is straight and honest
Gale is cool but no emotional moments so people tend to ignore him

that video where that girl accidentally shoots a nigger teen in the head then herself was even more bizarre because it was a birthday party where the parents rented the teens a hotel so they could all fuck unsupervised, fucking weird

Hes the most boring character in the game. Women tend to like bad boys. It's why Astarion is popular with women, despite being a raging homofag.

It’s a real shock to me OP

one my woke friends who's not even white straight up told me this, she saw how black women go insane the moment any non-black woman speaks positively about black men, once they doxxed a white girl for saying a black football fan looked cute. she avoids them just because of this.

Some women especially before a few patches when he would take any kindness as flirting maybe.
But he's a sensitive nice "cat dad" - when you consider the more nerdy women playing the game it shouldn't be surprising that Gale has a decent fanbase. Moreso than Wyll certainly.

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white girls love black men bro. my fellow indian friend told me that

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nords LOVE to fuck khajit and dunmer women

Because he doesn't have a wild side. Women like a man they can "tame". This guy is as lawful good as it gets, he just made 1 critical mistake in his life.

do you really have to ask?

he's just boring, he's the only person in camp who doesn't have any metaphorical demons or doesn't need a therapy session, there's nothing to fix with him, boring character

67 % of players romanced, The Dark Urge

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everyone wants to fuck the lizzer

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I SWEAR TO GOD I TALK TO THIS GAY PIECE OF SHIT ONE TIME

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i still grieve the Enhanced Edition that i hoped would make Durge a Minthara-tier companion and elevate Minthara to the level characters like Shadowheart and Gale are at.

Anon, men are easy and gay men are easier.

are you guys ready for icewind dale to get a hackneyed threequel? 5e ofc

Anon, men are easy

Who says that? All the single mothers and abortion fodder in feminist spaces?
Don't make me laugh.

So you're high maintenance like a woman? Ick

Know your own value, and stomp on the other's narcissism and lack of self-awareness, is a mantra that applies to both women and men. Those who don't follow it can eat the dogshit off the ground.

Whoa you’re really a fag

He's just really bland and out of all the companions in the game doesn't have a character arc. His rewrite was the worst thing that could have happened to him, him and Halsin got neutered.

Whether you're a fag or straight or whatever, none of it matters since you're still a chimp belonging to a chimp species which has earned its living through manipulative and exploitative ways; even rendering some species multiple times our mass and size extinct, and then proceeded to gaslight each other into forever wars and petty constant squabbles because nothing else can match us in chimptardation. There's no easy with this species of chimp both of us belong in, the few that do easy are either bluffing to bait which is yet another manipulative tactic set up for retards who overvalue their intelligence, or natural selection feed to give back the compost they stole from the earth and achieved nothing with.

I want to bench him but I can't deny wyll's dummy eldritch blasts.

Lmao sad cope

Maybe you could help by not having such a long list of terrible stereotypes based on your behavior.

This isn't an owlcat game, you can freely respec your companions starting with stat allocation.

But that's lame.

Why?

why is he so unpopular with women?

not designed for the female gaze
wyll was meant to be played-as which is why his origin story has the most unique content of the companions

I liked him well enough in Act 1, Act 2 I pretty much had the party I wanted in mind and despite how broken Warlocks are he wasn't invited. Saving his dad also felt like a huge nothing burger story wise.

Wait 2-3 years from now when someone mods him into the story as a companion complete with voice lines

his origin story has the most unique content of the companions

That's karlach though, she has a lot of dialogue where she self-narrates.

Cus I said so.

Ok, but you're dumb + stupid + smell bad, so you're wrong by default.

Both men and women like Astarion

Yes, I do like finding every way to kill him in the story. Gotta say my favorite one is killing Ascendant Astarion by siding with the Gur on the way out of Cazador's lair.

That's karlach though, she has a lot of dialogue where she self-narrates.

i've done both, karlach's is a close second but wyll definitely has the most unique choices, lines and outcomes of anyone else
there's like a whole cutscene where karlach lays into you for having sex with mizora

Go have anal sex with gayle.

he's also incredibly stupid.

no no, MY devil deal is the good one

He acknowledges several times that he hates it but is bound to it.

Ask the white, the latinos, and the asians in USA what solutions they have provided for analyzing, recognizing, and arresting and murdering the shit out of pedophiles. You'll get a cacophony of organizations, institutions, community protection systems, tipping networks, pedophile registry systems, etc. etc. etc.

Whites certainly but Latinos and Asians? I doubt it, can you name them?

you are fucking retarded, and class locked companions are pure fucking shit which prevents having companions you like because you want certain party comp
fucking retard owlcat tranny why you subhumans all so stupid and have such a shit taste and opinions its fucking baffling you make me sick

You seem incredibly upset that I'm playing a game in the way I want to.

He isn't Barret, that's why.

Based. Unless you multiclass. Then right back to gay with you.

His romance check is him dancing ballet alone in camp. Women don't want an effeminate goody two-shoes.
You can feel the writer's shitty philosophies in all their characters. I can't bother helping any of the party. They are all too lame.

astarion is the most effeminate character in the game