Meanwhile back in reality

I mean it's fucking Minecraft. That shit's bigger than Mario and Sonic. Doesn't mean I'll be watching it.

something can be shit and still make money due to normalfags being NPC cattle

I want to say Bayformers, but I honestly only ever saw the first one. Maybe the others were good? I dunno.

Opening weekend you dumbfuck, not overall. Every movie has speculation on opening numbers. Its based on a variety of things, from presale tickets to social media engagement to number of theaters to any number of other factors.

Why doesn't Anon Babble understand how useless metrics like views and sales are?

You ask this about the board that constantly posts steam chart threads. It's not worth asking why at this point, you can't fight the rising tide of retardation.

No lie but my niece and nephews already have tickets and are going to watch it Friday after school and then again on the weekend. I don't know what even to tell my brother but he had no choice either because all their friends are going and it was already so hard to get tickets
I thought this was preposterous but today in my morning standup my coworker told me that his kids and a whole group of friends are going to watch it as well
You can't stop how this works works even if the movie is the biggest steaming pile of shit ever it'll still sell and sell ridiculously a lot
There's no way to stop this. Quality > quantity is not a thing anymore.

That’s pretty good
I see some people making movies are not completely retarded on spending

To the person posting this, OP, do you consider yourself to be a non Anon? As in, outside of this community?

am I misreading this or does it say it's on track to earn 10M less than what they need to breakeven on the budget

this is one of those movies that is so fucking stupid that it's good.

If you thought this movie was going to flop you are retarded. The Minecraft IP prints money.

Why would you make a movie about the book Hitler wrote? That's horrible.

it’s all greenscreen and indians, most the budget is embezzlement

You ask this about the board that constantly posts steam chart threads. It's not worth asking why at this point, you can't fight the rising tide of retardation.

At this point I truly believe the morons who post steam charts and views and metrics like that are even more subhuman than the ones who contribute to those metrics

This will probably be the only hit for Warner Bros. They've been screwing up every else but 1 success compared to 9 failures is probably the best they've done in a while.

opening weekend

Price mostly comes from wages anon

is herobrine in it?

you are a retard.

What board do you think you're on?

Looks dumb but if it btfo shit brown I'm on board

See
Feels like Anon Babble is past the point of mental retardation and into full blown brain damage

Are they seriously joking that Caitlyn Jenner has a square man face? So this is Trump's America.... heh. Not bad.

Rumors have it they have a post credit scene with brown bricks

150M budget

Basically guaranteed to make money then. With the Minecraft name attached to it there's no way it's not making at least half a billion.

The first is usually considered the best in the series

FPBP

Didn't that film already get demolished by some random Jason Statum movie?

Ok, not gonna watch it.

most went to jack and momoa

That's Jennifer Coolidge anon...

I'm glad I was growing up in late 90s early 00s. What a blessing.

can be shit

i have not seen it but i have an opinion about it

the sad thing is this dumb fuck will be adamant that he’s not a brainwashed lemming

here's that absolute babe I was telling you about. She's going to save our movie and (she's jewish) ;)

Does explain how we're getting a 50% tax hike on everything.

You guys talking about snow white? That movie would be "demolished" even by itself because its box office is dogshit.

Found the butthurt NPC normalfag sheep cattle

Cute, would rape

no u

Die in a fire.

I was guessing that's why he's talking about, yea.
Off White and the 7 DEIs would've been clearer than shit brown, but whatever.

Think it will hit 1b?

The only brainwashed lemming here is you. Get off this website, subhumans not allowed.

you’re an npc if you don’t let the internet form your opinions for you

lmao the irony is palpable

but we know exactly why that price hike is happening. and i'm a little surprised at how few people are actually acknowledging it especially with regards to the switch prices.

files.catbox.moe/s9ebsy.webm

See
Yes. Yes it will.

guards! arrest this man for defying our echo chamber! he dares form an original opinion! get him!
fucking bozos

has-been videogame champ, big ego

is he supposed to be billy

Quality > quantity is not a thing anymore

I mean it's not like there's a huge quantity of Minecraft movies

That's not what is meant by that

what is this?
If my shitpost isn't AI generated I don't want it

Does this movie have anything to make journalists mad and they give and unfair score?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THE LE KIDS WANT TO WATCH A KIDS MOVIE?????????

now you know how your parents felt when you screeched at them for the new sonic/mario game back when you were a kid.

what are the chances they're buying their own ticket like that one marvel captain movie?

You shouldn't feed your kids slop, they're still developing

we've had horrendous inflation ever since covid lockdowns. also for some reason governments lie about the inflation. meanwhile real prices on actual daily needs items keep going up and gas also never came back down. NOW that orange man is back in office you suddenly acknowledge that prices are out of control?

Here you go then

Are you an idiot? You missed the entire point of that post

"On track to be the highest grossing video game movies"

Couldn't even make back the budget to make the movie on opening weekend

Doesn't take into account the likely 200 million budget to market this piece of shit everywhere

lol
lmao

Reminder that the target audience for this movie watches shit like webm related. The Minecraft movie is like fine art for them.
Game was rigged from the start.

They're not

idk, i don't know any normalfag who saw the minecraft movie.
it's probably just kids and their parents. thinking that adults are watching this unironically just shows how out of touch you are.

My parents weren't lame like modern parents. They took me to watch high quality movies like the Power Rangers. I had a great childhood.

N-No Nintendo couldn't POSSIBLY be acting like outrageous kikes it's ORANGE MAN who did this!

no i didn't. it's some faggot milliennial in his 30s crying about kids wanting to see a kid's movie. there was 0 substance in that post.

The substance is that shit will sell because kids want to see a kids movie
You're so fucking dumb

She got dat “I just got face fucked for 45 minutes” look.

Ah truly a shitpost for a modern age

Retarded children screeching at their parents until they pay for tickets must be an effective market to target.

It worked for the Mario movie

Always remember rule #1:
Never EVER overestimate normalfag sheeple

Quality > quantity is not a thing anymore.

it is? nobody saw the borderlands movie, nobody went to see the shitty snow white remake. what are you supposed to do, take your kid to see the latest scorsese movie?
ah, the peak of the art form; the power rangers movie.

Power rangers was slop
Take off your nostalgia goggles

How many kid's movies hold up?
Disney because if you like musicals then you like musicals.
1990's TMNT because that was back when you could put fuck up shit in a kid's movie.
What else?

The substance is that shit will sell because kids want to see a kids movie

oh the fucking horror!!!!!!!!
maybe if you started a family like your siblings did, you wouldn't be screeching on an online imageboard about completely inane issues

This normalfag lemming is completely mindbroken

How dare you. This was peak CGI back then.

never before has there been this many people alive and probably this many movie theaters

What about the Mario movie?

This
It's unironically over for Anon Babble and Anon Babble

It better happen

They could have taken some footage of an overweight Albanian man flicking his nutsack in front of a camcorder for two hours and called it "The Minecraft Movie", and it would still have been the highest grossing video game movie of all time.

/thread

What was going on in that... thing's head to make such disgusting visual filth?

t. hamas >liberator

I'm still fucking disgusted by the fact my imouto unironically eats chicken nuggets and french fries with fucking Nutella.

snow white bros...

Have you tried applying rape correction?

Penis won't change her bizarre taste in food.

apologies to black and momoa but I'm not gonna watch this garbage cashgrab

You're not fucking her hard enough.

atrociously kiked film barely broke even

Good news?

do you retards actually care how well the fucking minecraft movie does

I stopped caring when Microsoft acquired it. Not that I haven't played it since then, but there's no reason to care about the product specifically when it's managed by a company like that.

Putting a 50% tax on video games in order to give that money to rich, reverse robin hood style isn't a good way to lower prices.
Also if inflation isn't just a meme for price gouging, Trump just managed to create stagflation.
Unironically will cause video games to stagnate even more now

Is that what you think is happening
LMAO

Where do you think you are?

It's a bad movie and it's failure in the box office is the only objective measure I can use to tell you it's a bad movie.

I was only looking to show that the guy who posted the link had a problem with the fact that the video showed Jesus in a very unflattering light - but the people who replied to his post were making light of the fact that he had an issue with that - and I pointed out the irony of the situation

Xhe said, defending isekai film #3,908,431

Yes, I do.
I'm sick and tired of there being so much fucking slop made today. Even if executives don't learn from the millions of flops causing them to burn all their money, I at least get the satisfaction of seeing them fail.

The Mario movie was fucking awful but it still made a fuckzillion dollars at the box office

Literally broke even specifically because adults were going to see this movie, thinking it's an ironic shitpost.

What the fuck is Momoa supposed to be in this movie? Why the fuck does he have that hair and those clothes?

What the fuck is Momoa supposed to be in this movie?

I thought he was supposed to be a homeless man wearing some old thrown away coat that belonged to a child or something.

It could be the worst movie ever made, every kid in exsitence will still pay to see it, just saying what I always say, learn to pick your fights, if you want this to bomb you are not getting what you want.

Do I really need to see every single second of the movie in a paid theatre just to be able to say it's shit? Every single trailer has looked like turds, Jack Black is old and busted, the animal CGI is atrocious and revolting, their best trailer joke was "chicken jockeyyyy" which is a 0/10
If you can't tell it's gonna suck you might just lack deductive reasoning

You share the board with people who think GTA6 is going to fail

Why does Anon Babble ALWAYS overestimate normalfags?

man shits onto a plate

takes out a bunch of adverts for his shit on a plate, saying come try it

"but anon, you haven't even tried the piece of shit!"

FPBP
There's is literally nothing you or anyone can do to stop the normies from spending their money.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

Holy kino.

And they didn't make the movie IN MINECRAFT.....why?

Also, I want that cut. Now.

worldwide

I don't like men painting their fingernails