The C stands for Consoom

For just $20 a year you can use this button!

press button

$20 stolen

Only Nintendo can get away with this.

remove nintendo switch from consoom and that's what you're gonna be sipping on tonight

And the cattle will do it every time because they think Nintendo is their friend

I'm torn. I want to get an OLED switch 2, but usually the first models are easier to jailbreak.

I'm a poor mexican and even I can afford a sw2 at launch with the online and accesories, get a job faggots

PC player here, dont all console users have to pay to be online and talk with people?
Isnt it like $20-$50 a month for xbox live and ps4 live? And finally, didnt nintendo already do this same shit already and charge for online?

Discord went public so it will enshittify soon. Good timing to make your own in-house Discord

enshittify soon

discord has been shit for years, constant popups asking you to buy shit to support trans rights

wow a magical button I have to pay for im sure it gives me something cool.
Oh, yet another thing thats free on PC which console slaves have to pay for.

PS3 had it best, you could drift online on GT5 while people were on live chat... and it was all free

enshittify soon

implying it wasn't already shit

OH DEAR GOD FUCKING NO!!!
AH OPTIONAL BUTTON YOU NEED TO PAY $791 A YEAR TO USE IT!? JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!

No thanks, I’ll just pair it to my Steam Deck and assign it to PTT or some shit.

nintendo fans don't need a button to consoom

I'm bad with money

the tendie controllers are targeted at kids though, they're getting children hooked to subscription services

They showed parental controls to manage that, in the very same direct no less

every discord since the one that added streaming has made the platform worse and even streaming was bloat
I already had software to watch pirated movies with friends.

Doesn't change the fact that it's a device targeted at kids, that has a button that's directly tied to subscription service.

Well, I literally pointed out the parental controls that just block that if they wanted, are you slow? Dense?

Miyamoto-san: Hey anon, i just wanna ask if you would mind giving us a small amount of money so that we can keep improving the online experience for millions of gamers around teh world?

Me: Of course! 20 dollars is nothing in the grand scheme of things. And especially not when i consider all the thousands of wonderful hours you've given me. You can count on me Miyamoto-san!

Do you not have friends and family to play games with and chat?

How are parental controls going to block kid from pressing a button tied to a subscription service? Unlike a smartphone with touch screen, that's a PHYSICAL fucking button, retard.

What does the button even do?

Kid press button

Service isn't active, can't use it, can't buy it without parents aproval

So you think pressing a button instantly charge your cc or something?
Yup, you're literally retarded.

Not only that, but now you can't even buy virtual console games (SNES, N64, etc) like on Wii anymore. Now you have be subscribed to their online service to play SNES games and once your subscription ends you can't play them anymore
You read that right: Now Nintendo makes you rent ROMs
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy

You're "renting" the online aspect of the rooms, being able to play multiplayer with bros

You can already do that with third party (and better) emulators on PC with better netcode, all for free

it renews your subscription and allows you to charge your mom's credit card

jailbreak

Lmao

Only the first few batches of the original Switch can be jailbroken, the rest including the Switch 2 will require a modchip to be jailbroken

You have a higher chance of having a useable emulator than having a commercially viable and stable modchip for the next year or two

Yeah, but not all my friends are tech savy, its WAY more comfy and easy the Nintendo way, don't get me wrong, I've played tons of pirated games with some bros online, but others bros are dumbfucks but great guys and having the option isn't a bad thing when we all are adults with good paying jobs already

Nintendo finally does the bare minimum of a paid online service (in-game voice chat)

fudders shit and piss themselves

Literally an ad button

It's okay when nintendo does it

But Denuvo will ruin all your of your piracy plans.

Not that anon, but that will come sooner or later, I'm more worried about the required specs to be able to emulate a sytem like the switch 2, I think if it ever comes it will take at least 5 years to be able to emulate them on a mid-end system or earlier on a gorillion dollars gpu system

We can already emulate PS3 graphics. It's a handheld it's not magic. Prepare to be underwhelmed I think.

Something happens

"Oh man I want to clip that"

Press the button

System chugs for 15 seconds

Error: There was an error forcing the current application to shut down

You get kicked from your session and now you have a penalty for leaving

You are like small babby. This is the beginning only.

This, but unironically and unfaggily.

For xbox/ps, you pay for online but chat is included with that. For nintendo, not only are they years late to having chat but it costs extra.

Things that never happened

including a microphone on every console and controller that you can't even use unless you pay extra is genuinely so fucking retarded. you know they're factoring this shit into the hardware price to make up for costs. like idgaf about them having their own gay discord service but including it in the fucking hardware itself is abhorrent

Voice chat, camera feed and screen sharing

kid press button

parental code required to activate it

parents permission on the app required to turn on camera

Online paid for others and include chat

Nintendo does the same for cheaper but it's bad somehow

be bad

Ok I bought it. when will the friends come?

tendies getting children hooked on subscription services

tendies only doing it because xbox did it first

Join a family membership, you get to pay less and have an excuse to add people (it's not required but act like it is)