The last videogame character you played as cant defeat him. Use any rationale its not happening

The last videogame character you played as cant defeat him. Use any rationale its not happening.

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He's like if Anon Babble was a person

X-Com commander. He might kill all my troops because they fucking suck but at least 1 of the 14 will get him.

who is that

kirby would eated him poyoo~~~

little mac

surely he's up for a boxing match as it's just another form of the ultimate trade.

Dragonborn no diffs him. TES lore scaling is comically overpowered.

retarded cowboy

The vast majority of video game characters could beat him easily.

-but he's a personif-

He's a retarded cowboy

b-bu-

No, your book is nothing more than a lame edgy western

Wario

lol, get fucked faggot

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listens to pages worth of elaborate sophistry

understands none of it

doesnt apply to him as he's an ape

punches Holden through the moon

waku waku you look strooooong......

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holden literally kills a bear in the book and dances right after. How in the world is a gorilla going to survive?!?!

Doesn't he rape the bear's owner too

gets shot by an arrow

literally gets poisoned and nearly dies during the Thieves Guild questline

give me a quick run down of who he is and what kind of things he's done, I always see him at the bottom right of suffering charts, suffering none and deserving at all

*spits* he ain't nuthin

He’s a character from a 20th century novel called Blood Meridian named Judge Holden that internet censorship Stockholm syndrome has gaslit some remaining straggling web nerds into liking. Game devs are now letting themselves be influenced by philosophical literature and leftist stuff especially, and it’s negatively impacting their games. Normal people have their hooks into the web deep now. I think the easiest example to point to is Catamites’ new game Of The Killer being influenced by a Bolaño book among a million other retarded normal-person-who-thinks-he’s-weird things like Lynch.

Starsector

Just sat bomb the planet and leave, i dont care.

guild questlines are not canon
Lore dragonborn is extraversal tier, able to kill alduin who has the power to destroy multiple universes.

he's literally just a guy who rapes and kills people that people have decided is the most evilerest guy EVAR because he's from babby's first dark fiction

Counterpoint: The Hero of AQW is literally God

a gorilla could beat a bear easily

The engineer would probably join the gang and start raping children as well because he's a sick Texan fuck.

Why are you so mad about it?

There is quite literally nothing a gorilla could do that would even inconvenience a bear.

Judge Holden from Blood Meridian. The entire gimmick is that he's a 7'0 completely hairless ungodly pale behemoth that rapes children, murders people and animals "because anything that exists without his knowledge exists without his consent", knows half a billion languages, has knowledge of multiple (including dead) cultures, doesn't need to eat or sleep, and is far faster and stronger than he should be. Just as The Man (formerly The Kid) so astutely pointed out, he aint shit

Because normal people destroy everything they touch and seeing them descend on weird people and destroy their identities sickens me.

maybe a weak and sick old black bear

20th century novel called Blood Meridian named Judge Holden that internet censorship Stockholm syndrome has gaslit some remaining straggling web nerds into liking

It's been assigned reading in Americans highschools for ages and people have always loved it you eternally online meme addled retard

McCarthy won a Pulitzer, he's not some weird outsider artist.

He's the ultimate NTR guy who WIILL fuck your waifu while you watch in the corner doing some cringe dance as he commands

He is the logical end result of the cunny chad meme

"Don Quixote, hit him with the Yearning-Mircalla."

The judge teleports onto your ship and fucks you directly in the ass. What now?

no, it hasn't lmao why the fuck are you lying?
it's only popular now because of fucking BookTok videos

people have decided is the most evilerest guy EVAR because he's from babby's first dark fiction

Blood Meridian is a good book and the Judge is pretty evil.

Dude bro I'm like a totally online retard and my only concept of reality comes from e-celebs bro what the fuck are you talking about?

I literally read it in highschool as assigned reading , you're a fuckin moron. Go outside

If you wave a Pokémon card in the face of people like this, they’ll hiss and disintegrate like a vampire in sunlight.

Judge Holden would actually be a neat Spider-Man villain, now that I think about it.

Blood Meridian is garbo and A Boy and His Dog mogs any trash McSharthy has put out for portraying casual evil

I feel like he would be cool in Judge Dredd too honestly

my school totally did this thing (it didn't really) so it must be common everywhere!

The intelligence level of the average Blood Meridian fan, folks.

What a contrarian retard you are trying to compare two good works of fiction against each other

There's a nonzero chance he'll be represented in some capacity, considering how much Required Reading fills the game's cast and the fact that the general horror of Blood Meridian was not in the violent acts committed, but the fact that they became an industrialized and routine process that the cast just started engaging in without any sense or care. He'd make a remarkable Fixer.

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Brooooo are you telling me e-celebs don't dominate reality like they dominate my brain 24/7

That's crazy bro

Shouldn't you be watching twitch or something right now?

Anon Babble hates Cormac McCarthy now

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Basedmac McJailbaitsmasher

extraversal

multiple universes

Admittedly I'm pretty casual into Elder Scrolls, so how is he that strong? I'll go on a limb and say he's at least mountain-country, since he could tank the shouts of the Greybeards who shook all of Skyrim. But I thought Alduin only eats the planet?

starcraft terran

he would not stand the slightest chance against even one marine

i could see him being a color, the Pale Giant or something

It's a theory based on what the dragon born could be - a being that has mastered chim and can use the dragon language to manipulate time and matter fundamentally. The dragon born in game never actually gets to that level

Western authors that aren't Lovecraft, Lewis, or Tolkien are the most overrated shit.

Gene Wolfe bros...
Dante bros...

By ludd, I tell my ship to autopilot to the nearest blackhole or star while I fuck him back in the ass.

valid opinion

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All fucking weebs must hang

C.S. Lewis bros...
Robert E. Howard bros...

Judge bros... not like this

Yuug Arlington mogs all of these so hard it's not fuuny.

Henry of Skalitz vs. Judge Holden
Henry could just use master strike a couple of times

Moby Dick is the best book ever written.

Alduin eats the kalpa, time itself. A single plane of oblivion is it's own universe which gets swallowed along with the mortal plane, Mundus. There's a ton of cosmological bullshit that puts most god figures in TES at universal level even if it doesnt show in the game. We just know that dragonborn is able to kill a nigga that has the power to destroy multiple different planes of existence.

Reading is overrated 2bh

Dostoyevsky

Pessoa

Shakespeare

Balzac

TS Elliot

You NIGGERS need to read more

modded dragonborn would rape him back then dragon shout him off a cliff

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Child of God > Blood Meridian
Lester Ballard is real, a more intriguing character than any of the fancy schmancy le gnostic bullshit that characterizes the judge.

Judge isn’t evil. He’s just a metaphorical force of nature. He’s War and Mankind’s Bloodlust personified.

If you think he’s evil or ascribe a morality to him, you missed the entire point of the book. Or you didnt read the book (not surprised, zoomers can’t read) and only watched video essayist youtubers talk 3+ hours about how “le ebil” he is.

Blood Meridian's entire central theme is that morality is a very fickle thing that fades the moment human nature and base material nature sets in.

Nah it's literally just a cowboy book with a 2edgy4u coat of paint

Anything that they give public school kids to read is propaganda by definition.

And but so I'll punch you right in the nose. DFW is my goat.

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Technically a woman, just one. He was talking to his next wife while his first one was alive. And then he remarried less than a year after. 100% murdered his first wife - no question.

Tumbles into him

Calls him a faggot

Starts humping him in the corner

He literally doesn't stand a chance

What intent, dare I ask, do you think could be derived from teaching Blood Meridian as propaganda?

i dont get the obsession with gene wolfe. admittedly ive only read the fifth head of cerberus, but it was very mediocre, only parts i liked were his little purple prose splurges in the first story, his characters and stories suck

Leon just does a headshot + roundkick and shlashes while he's down.

Good prose

Stories require you to really look deep into everything to fully understand the story (usually)

Likes older women with large boobs (based)

Lovecraft, Lewis, or Tolkien

All garbage
Especially Lewis

Rance would kill this gay rapist

It's one of many stories that aim to imprint the idea that oneself and one's peers have an evil nature as a justification for authoritarianism.

Moby Dick is the greatest thing ever written

I'm pretty sure Sonic the Hedgehog can defeat him in a footrace.

pale rapist cowboy

Is this the best the anglo brain can make in terms of writing? You fags keep saying this is "unfilmable" more like no one is willing to adapt this shit,

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Lewis is literally the second guy mentioned...
t. GRRM fan

he's not a cowboy. he's a judge. You couldn't even get that part right.

The ashen one in dark souls literally can’t die

proving the point by posting a gay influencer with a ton of views

but he can be raped

All three left behind a tremendous legacy in terms of creative influences, which organically spread into international creative spheres. This is the most authentic form of creative achievement, which is a world of difference from the average nepofaggot """classic""" who nobody would ever know the name of without being perpetually promoted by institutions, along with a circlejerk of asskissers who have no greater ego high than seeing rich jews promote something they forcibly convinced themselves is good.

Australian IQ

You fags keep saying this is "unfilmable"

people genuinely said this because of the intricacies in McCarthy's writing, but it has been reduced to being unfilmable because muh violence

proceeds to list the three most overrated Western authors

What stupid thread, kill yourself. Reminds of Anon Babble threads claiming that jigsaw could not be convicted in a court of law.

I mean if he asks nicely, the Great Saiyaman would forgive even a murder attempt

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But I didn't say anything at all about Stephen King or George Orwell.

Reminds of Anon Babble threads claiming that jigsaw could not be convicted in a court of law.

Oh yeah? Convicted of what? Making puzzles?

He’s just a metaphorical force of nature

First of all there's multiple different interpretations of what the judge , and even from your perspective you can absolutely make the argument that the judge is evil even if he is just a personification of that evil as a natural force. He's the Iago of the work

you think he’s evil or ascribe a morality to him, you missed the entire point of the book. Or you didnt read the book (not surprised, zoomers can’t read) and only watched video essayist youtubers talk 3+ hours about how “le ebil” he is.

Lmao he's not some kind of character out of Camus meant to represent the absurd and yes you can attach moral value to aspects of nature you millennial faggot. You're a bunch of nihilist retards though so I wouldn't expect you to get it.

Stephen King is popular, yes, but no one really ranks him above anyone.

Kidnapping, torture, aggressive bodily harm and murder. The only reason people even say that is because of one line in the first movie.

7 foot tall murderer

VS

13 strength robot with a glitched tranq gun

Judge doesn't stand a chance

You should all be reading more Conrad

WHAT'S HE THE JUDDGE OF?

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I don't know of a single anime inspired by any of these homos.

I do, anon. We all can enjoy multiple things at once.

Blood Meridian's entire central theme is that morality is a very fickle thing that fades the moment human nature and base material nature sets in

Horseshit , the Glanton Gang makes moral judgements all the time they just don't care to follow what's right for various reasons and consistently give into temptation. The Kid and Toadvine are clearly portrayed to have a sense of morality, Toadvine almost attempts murder on the judge at one point for going after kids. All throughout the book there's people in the midst of violence and chaos who still stay true to themselves and choose not to engage in debauchery and violence , the book completely refutes the concept that morality completely goes out the window in times of chaos and crisis.

Gorillas are strong as fuck, but they don't know how to use that strength in a fight and regularly get gutted by jaguars simply because they have claws.

rape kirino

Illiterate swarthoid

I think Suttree is his best novel honestly

Where are the books where the main cast loses contact with government, military, police, and general society, and yet are perfectly fine, if not better off for it?

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any rationale

the indomitable human spirit, and the slaughter EZ in my back pocket

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Even the Nigger of the Narcissus?

It depends Redditors say he’s the literal devil but I don’t know if that’s how the book actually portrays him

There's multiple examples of this in the Bible. Lot fleeing the destruction of Sodom, Moses taking the israelites out of Egypt. The bible makes it very clear that you are better off living as a caveman in the wilderness than being trapped in a depraved civilization.

I don't like over the top violence and sex in books so I don't bother with Mccarthy. Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 would dab on him

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Wasn't that the plot of one of Ayn Rand's books?

Lewis

Pleb.

What did he want with the Idiot?

Kinda the same reason why you don't see kingpins get shot that often. Too much influence on inner circles and surrounded by people that impose fear to those outside of the circle.
That being said, he does get shot at multiple times in the novel.

i named my monster hunter character toadvine, therefore my monster hunter character would place the barrel of his gun on his skull
and he would pull the trigger

You post this shit in tv and here all the time. Go make your game, and if you can't shut the fuck up.

Btw, the books sucked ass

greasus goldtooth

Too stupid to engage in to sophistry, 12 feet tall, and too fat to be shot.