What games do Italians play?
What games do Italians play?
Super Mario
uhh mario?
All people from Italy are assholes and borderline retarded.
Italians practice kissing with their sisters
Mario, duh.
[DUCE'S EXTERNALLY]
Dante's Inferno
Papa's Pizzeria
Depends what italians you mean, we have a fuckload of normalfaggots here who only ever played skyrim, cod and league of legends, then you have the "truzzo" or some kind of stereotypical italian who hates videogames and only ever played fifa and pes.
Then you have the ironic/non ironic weebs who play waifu games like atelier/neptunia but they are becoming an endangered species since the stereotype and social stigma on vidya in italy is so unbearably high that your relatives could literally knife you to death if they know you know the name of that cute green dinosaur-like character from super mario.
Zoomers are all huge turbo normalniggers who come from normalfags parents who still believe super mario for the NES causes mental illnesses.
Then we have the women, needless to say they are all larping posers who don't give a shit about videogames and only do it for the attention, we have the stacies who play league and we have the fat blobs who play animal crossing and monster hunter even though the games they play are pretty much the same.
Then we have the boomers who used to be nerds in the 90s but now if they want to keep a job they need to reject their past selves and they are almost all depressed wagies who live in a minuscule apartment.
Zoomers mostly play fortnite exclusively but they don't even actually like it and if you ask them why they are playing it you hear the windows xp error sound.
They do it only because "that's what my generation do".
Here in shitaly psychiatrists and psychologists (that are 80% wallmer women) are still doing the witch hunt against videogames.
Please nuke this nigger of a country.
Or at least southern italy.
and borderline retarded.
I live idiocracy every day of my life, please send help.
albanian spotted
love my spaghett friens
Interesting.
How did you get into vidya if there’s such a strong social stigma against it over there?
Had an Italian friend once who was really into Hearts of Iron and fighting games. Couple years ago he got a transbian "girlfriend", trooned out and cut all contact with me.
Burger who did study abroad here
fifa
ass creed
zelda
cod/Battlefield
No he tells the truth, all italians (it becomes slightly better the more north you go) are all dishonest aggressive retards who try to backstab you but they are so stupid they hold the knife by the blade part and then blame it on you they got themselves cut while trying to kill you.
We are a country of retards.
stereotype and social stigma on vidya in italy is so unbearably high that your relatives could literally knife you to death if they know you know the name of that cute green dinosaur-like character from super mario
what
I always fought back against the invader and basically i always kept it hidden, i only reveal my powerlevel when i'm with friends or online, i live a double life like batman.
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In italy when normies find out you play videogames or read comics they treat you like a leper.
Baldur's Gate 3
What games do italian americans play?
I met an anon from Italy and he's really nice and my friend though.
He's saying that when your relatives find out you're passionate about videogames they will bully you for it almost to the point of kicking you out of your house.
I have a mental imagine of italian gamers fleeing to america to escape persecution like protestants and its very funny
He's probably like me, he's not a representative of the everyday italian, we are strangers in our own country.
Chubi
"mental image" fuck please please I'm an EFL don't send me to india please
In italy we have this "fuga dei cervelli" (escape of brains) that basically means that every smart italian once he finishes university goes to live in other countries because life there is so much better and the salary is most of the times three times higher, this is actually crippling our economy because the smarter you are in italy the more you get hated.
Also women in our country are becoming ultra woke whores who think manspreading is a real thing and intelligence is allowed only if you convert it in economic profit, we are a shithole.
Also women in our country are becoming ultra woke whores
Damn, Italian women have this resting bitch face that makes my dick rock hard. cant believe theyre getting braindestroyed
Italians are very cool
love from canada
i hate women so much its unreal
Italian women have down syndrome. And they're ugly.
Do you also have a massive cock?
Those are the south italian muslim rapebabies.
i 3d and nu lrd and he's still around jesus
kek nuke italy
spoghetti
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In italy we have this "fuga dei cervelli" (escape of brains) that basically means that every smart italian once he finishes university goes to live in other countries because life there is so much better and the salary is most of the times three times higher
Both of my Italian friends who are MD/PhDs literally finished their degrees in the US and then went back to Italy for their careers.
In fact, literally ALL of the people I have known who were from other countries were in the US to finish their degrees and then went back to their home country (Italy, France, Japan, China, Korea) for a successful and respected career.
So basically, you're a fag and your shit's all retarded.
interesting. what caused the children of rome to become so gay and retarded?
More like SHITalians am I RIGHT BROS?
WHOOPS, THERE GOES SHITALY
BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
Probably Fifa, realistically
everyone i know didn't get a visa extension
FTFY
a weapon to surpass the metal gear
if we're getting all anecdotal, out of 8 PHD's that i know, 6 studied abroad and two nel belpaese. One of the guys that remained gave up academia and now teaches high school, the other one has been "between jobs" for a while.
Out of the ones abroad 5 decided to stay there and won't return in the foreseeable future, the last one came back to Italy and works in the family business (unrelated to his studies).
truzzo
what year is this, 2008?
We play the state enforced "Giventú Ribelle"
Those that don't get put in the camps
Almost as if it's entirely up to the person and generalizing doesn't get us anywhere.
As far as I understand it Italy's scientific research community is quite healthy so I'm not surprised the Italians went back home after they were done in the states.
Why did sardinia piedmont win when the po river valley is that much more powerful?
It amuses me how italian tech jobs pay really high, yet the average italian can't even use a mouse
woah duce... easy on the spaghetti...
The po valley was under the austrians
France helped to fuck over the austrians
Semi-Related but I head that south Italy actually has a well developed fantasy scene within the tabletop community, do you have any experience with that.
I don't believe it. Italians are based and play Grezzo II, AC: Brotherhood, Mafia and Vampire Survivors.
italian tech jobs pay really high
Do they? I'm a programmer with bachelors and i barely make more than a factory worker
omg Italy looks so beautiful upsidedown like that... my grandmother was an italophile so i'll always like italy
DAI RAGAZZI DOMANI SVEGLIA ALLE 5 CHE SI VA A ERIGERE IL MINARETO
Brotherhood’s versus mode was more fun than it had any right to be
cultural vandalism
why do fatfaggots spam literally every thread now
Every ideology becomes better when they are run by anime girls
S4 League.
meanwhile in france weeb culture is mainstream lmao
See italians hunt femboys for sport (it's not gay because we do it in a masculine dominant way)
How are the women in france?
this has nothing to do with what I said retard
and if you ask them why they are playing it you hear the windows xp error sound
why did I laugh at this
Jesus christ!
I read faggot and not fatfaggots
Sorry for being retarded
ywn date a cute italian girl and wake up the next morning in her brothers trunk
because god owes me a fat Italian wife who cooks delicious food
bitch looks indian
insha allah
southern italians are one third arab, one third berber and one third apes
Massive whores
yep, they are the worst, they pretend to be something they're not because the want to fuck over people
The french are terrible people but atleast they are honest.
The italian pretend to be nice but are even worse.
Gemmona
All my friends were too retarded to make it in america and had to go back
lol
I play From Software, Team Ico, Nier, Hollow Knight, Pokemon etc.
Absolute bullshit.
Whats your favorite From and Team Ico game?
chovy thread on vee!
Because Garibaldi the cuck handed Italy on a silver platter to a king.
Demon's Souls and Bloodborne with Dark Souls and Sekiro immediately behind.
Ico because I'm contrarian.
I wish everywhere was still like this. Then i wouldn't have to deal with normalniggers making a thing I like the fad of the week and forever overwhelming the fandom with fags.
Super Mario Bros.
Rome Total War
Metal Gear Solid 5
Shadow of Rome
These are the games I've played recently
bvsed
grazie
Hey whats goin on in he-
words words words
left can't meme
GUPI SEX
Then we have the women
It's scientifically inpossibile to find a single non mentally ill woman who likes video games and won't shame you for liking them. There are girls who like anime though but they are basically all fujos.
Fifa (insert current year)
Final fantasy 7, naturally.
project nortubel
If you think this is a joke then no, it's not. We are a bunch of boomers stuck with an old mentality still thinking that Mario comes from Playstation.
t.pastafag